I'm still pirating it.

They made me wait 8 fucking years for a fucking 2D side scroller. They owe ME, not the other way around. This shit better be worth the extra time and bandwidth I'm STILL supposed to spend downloading this, fucking slow bastards.

Why do they keep inviting fake-ass Hollywood assholes into videogames? It's videogames for fuck's sake, they don't hold any influence in this medium. Having some phony fuck advertising the game doesn't improve anything in the actual game. It's like putting fucking Mickey Mouse or cartoon characters in food packaging, IT'S USELESS. SO WHY??