>>725392452
What do you even get PTSD from?
>Oh no, Mario fell into a hole and I got a game over! My career is over! I am totally screwed!
>Oh woe is me, I have to WORK on a network television cartoon that just makes shitty parodies of better media and making LOUD and OBNOXIOUS = FUNNY jokes instead of sitting on my ass and being a bum!
Fucking tards.

>TFW your emo sister starts trippin' about "birthrights and royal duties" and releases the troll king to massacre your entire family and destroy the Enchanted Kingdom
I just wanted to ride my horsey and listen to some Jeris and the Dragons, goddammit. Can't you cry your bitch ass to sleep again about why mother doesn't even look you in the fucking eye anymore, you stupid fucking cunt?
Anyway, which Elemental Warriors do you all recommend so I can beat the fuck out of my sister and turn her Trogger boyfriend into another statistic?