Champion, you have to go rescue those four super powerful heroes in the maw!
>Baine is a prison bitch where not even the people in charge of keeping him imprisoned care to know where he is
>Thrall is chained and tied up BDSM style. He is completely weak
>Jaina has been soloing the entirety of torghast and already killed everything before you arrived
>Tyrande is an unstoppable death machine and will not stop slaughtering up until the next patch

>microsoft starts shutting down game studios
>they slash nearly half of their gaming department
>several AAA games canceled
>king themselves have more than half their workforce fired and replaced by AI they made
>ABK in panic
>blizzard themselves makes sure to double up on trading post tokens, give away more things, increase mount drop rates, increase XP gains, start more micro events like the goblin
>blizzard still suffers lay offs like that girl who went viral for doing nothing
hmm....

I will never be placed into any kind of care or nursing home when I am old. I have it planned out to the exact age that I will hire a helicopter crew to fly me out over the arctic ocean and I will inject fentanyl and jump into the water.