Do Drills, Lasers, and defensive items just not exist for me and me alone?
>In high positions
>Only items I ever see are green boxing gloves and spike balls
>Inevitably get hit and fall to low positions
>In low positions
>Only ever see single and triple wisps
>Never catch up
>People right next to me pull monster trucks and drills from double item boxes
>12th place
The more I play, the more I want to slam my head into a brick wall until I die of blood loss.
>>723764773
Here's hoping the Joker Festival brings back Air Tricks and Ring Grab instead of this retarded as fuck Spin Drifting and Item Hits cancer. Knowing my luck it won't though and that's fine, the less I have to play this game, the less I'll want to kill myself.