Rolled 46, 96, 84 = 226 (3d100)

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>be Wicked Willy the Wizard
>Sorcerous trickster extraordinaire
>sitting on my fluffy former-mercenary chair and sipping some cocktail beverages served to me by one of the naked former-skeletons
>watching the battle unfold in the muddy downpour and zapping anyone who gets too close to ruining my view by turning them into a chicken
>there is now a sizable flock of chickens wandering across the battlefield
>suddenly notice that there's another magic user on the battlefield
>almost didn't notice her she's so far beneath my power level
>also she's naked for some reason
>I like her spirit! That's the kind of whimsy a magic user needs!
>Oh dear
>Looks like she's running from some smelly peasant
>That would be unfortunate, but if she wants to be my new apprentice she needs to show some initiative
>Wave my hands and transport her and the peasant to a pocket dimension
>If she can beat two of my three tests then she can escape!
>If not, well, whichever of the two is left standing gets to return to reality
>Meanwhile start opening a portal to the dungeon dimensions right in front of the castle walls, it's Halloween and nothing scary is happening yet
>Maybe I'll even get a fright from something I summon, tee hee