here’s the facts
Mr. Ant Tenna is extremely fully 11 months pregnant
he is pregnant with a litter of half pippins half TVs, somewhat resembling cubes. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super game show hosts"
the former TV star became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries (can't get this from an egg) or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option
they are not in his butt or penis - Mike hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb
Mr. Ant Tenna is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piplets
tenna said he got this idea "from gerson" of lord of the hammer
when tenna gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave by blade, and a bucketful of viscous green glooby slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a backstage ballet bar and dump out the pippinfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord
when pressed for comment, ant tenna specified:
“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pippinsmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piplets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”
