Thread 537950887

Out of Bounds Edition

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>>537951118
non-canon

D. J. status? Full video out yet?

Does anyone think Papyrus will look like He-man in the dark world?

https://poipiku.com/12032690/12165987.html
https://files.catbox.moe/dcvytr.png (Reverse bunny suit Tenna)
https://files.catbox.moe/pg2zhb.png (Tenna/Shadowguy)
https://files.catbox.moe/6s6bcz.png (Spamton/Tenna, Tenna's little sir)
Tenna LOVE!

>>537950970
He’s such a dork

>>537951221
if it includes the bowl cut? absolutely

>>537951152
Let's say in theory UTY and Deltarune are non-canon to the original Undertale. I'm picking UTY as my preferred one.

>>537951221
I want him to be the grim reaper (death/scythe element)

hello i love them

>>537951372
>off-topic

Came across Spamtenna art where I first thought Spamton was licking Tenna's leg but it turned out he was licking Tenna's massive dingdong

>>537951372
Yah but if the sans leave deltarune for undertale thing is real, than technically DR is canon to UT

>>537950970
I also like the idea of him being grossed out by raw fish in sushi but since he doesn't want to look uncultured he eats it but nearly throws up.

So is this guy just mentally retarded or something?

>>537951541
No?

>>537951587
and you won't share it with us?

>>537951698
He's actually really old and had a mental disorder as a kid. They labotomized him thinking it would help. The damage is finally catching up.

>>537951152
Oh yeah?
Then explain this

>>537951751
mhmm

>>537951698
He's a gooner pretending to be a normal monster.

I am a little stoned right now but this did almost make me cry

>>537951813
https://x.com/gomennasans/status/1955373815523053786

>>537951645
Tenna would order fried shrimp and lobster tempura rolls with cream cheese in them, and then order three assorted mochi ice creams for dessert (they're colored like Battat, Jongler and Pluey)

>>537951953
He looks like Peepy

>>537952068
Awwww

drew this on the old whiteboard

>>537952185
fat, old, ugly, bald?

>>537951174
Imagine if this was the true precursor to sans. No lazy bones. Just Durag Boneson as Papyrus's brother instead.
>*I heard you been doin' some bad shit kid.
>*Gon' have to cap yo ass for that foo'!

got a laugh out of me

>>537952173
>cat
>bird
>antenna tail
>black and white color scheme
>commits dangerous and disrespectful crimes
>name sounds like pipis
This is a spamtennaling

I wonder if that one AU comic where Frisk has lung cancer is still going. Felt like a good read.

>>537952339
I'd play the romhack of this version

Rubbing fave's tummy to calm them down (they have crohn's disease it hurts badly)

What's Toby gonna put in the next newsletter?

>>537950887 (OP)
Hi I hope everyone is cool and normal this unremarkable Thursday night

>>537953232
Define normal

>>537953097
>Undertale halloween hack
>Makes the game more spooky and edgy.
>Durag Johnson is in it andhas his andonuts TL;DR moment
The cycle continues.

I like art where tenna's antennae are depicted like stalk eyes but i can't find any of it right now so if anyone has some please post it

>>537953357
Not AI slop posting or posting gore in the thread. Everything else goes

>>537952319
i saw her outfit and i thought "she looks like a jester"

>>537953232
I am having an unusually good Thursday night.

>>537953509
She just a wacky weather reporter

>>537953614
her skirt is what made me think of it, although I recognize that it's just an umbrella.

>>537953153
A picture of gay sex. And the game is cancelled. We will cry, it's sad it's happening.

>>537953153
Pizzapants and burgerpants. Nothing else

>>537953153
Chara's cunny on full display

>>537952319
jevil might be bald and fat, but who says he's old and ugly?

>>537953785
Thank god he is a niche sexyman who only had a handful of drawings. He was spared from selfcest.

>>537953471
All I got

>>537953991
he looks kind of like gary here

>>537953904
>I'm old, old!

>>537954127
Snenna (snail tenna)

>>537954245
He wouldn't survive Toriel's house.

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY UNDERTALEST
YOU DONT DESERVE ME AT MY DELTARUNIEST

>>537953441
Poetry

>>537952369
Lmfao

>>537955281
Spamton shouldn't have shown him those free anime sites.

here’s the facts

Mr. Ant Tenna is extremely fully 11 months pregnant

he is pregnant with a litter of half pippins half TVs, somewhat resembling cubes. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super game show hosts"

the former TV star became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries (can't get this from an egg) or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option

they are not in his butt or penis - Mike hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb

Mr. Ant Tenna is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piplets

tenna said he got this idea "from gerson" of lord of the hammer

when tenna gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave by blade, and a bucketful of viscous green glooby slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a backstage ballet bar and dump out the pippinfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord

when pressed for comment, ant tenna specified:

“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pippinsmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piplets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”

>>537955472
>Alcohol gives a slight subtle vision of the darkworld.
>It's never fully remembered and is written off as a dream.

Hooves are for kneegurs XD

>>537952173
>peepy is an itemlabel character
>itemlabel's spokesman is baaulp
>baaulp is friends with and frequent collaborator of wayneradiotv
>wayneradiotv is spamton A spamton
fucking coincidence?

>>537955568
I thought we were gonna be normal tonight.

pee fave yellow version

lick your tv

>>537953845
What about Frisk's?

>>537956079
Don't trust Spamton's lemonade stand. He puts something in it. And it's actually just straight piss as well.

>>537955568
>trumpspeak tenna
oh god….. i guess….

>>537955676
at least post human crafted footslop

Bringing some cotton candy to Asgore as he operates his flower stand at the festival and happily tearing off little tufts to share with him since it's unfortunately one of those types of food that he has difficulties with on account of the fur covering his hands and mouth (I like giving it to him though, even if people give us peculiar looks as they walk past). Opening the window to lean against the sill while waiting until Asgore's gaze happens to meet mine as he's just about finished mowing the lawn to mouth the words "hey handsome, wanna make out?" while tapping my lips just in case the message didn't come across. Having a surprising amount of fun walking through the woods with Asgore to look for interesting-looking bugs, birds and mushrooms that I can look up facts about on my phone to read out for him in real time (finding an owl butterfly and going down the rabbit hole of mimicry in nature was a highlight for us both)

the Dreemurrs are not goats, they are chimeras. Lion, rabbit, and goat.

>>537956606
How da tru tho? No big red button on the back

>>537955676
>Hooves are for kneegurs XD
Said the off model ai slopper

>>537956951
You he only thinks "trooollled xDDD" when you reply like that right? He's just gonna ramp it up more

My mission is to make Noelle straight. And use Kris to make the correction possible.

>>537956327
With all the drugs and unusual chemicals brewed inside him, Spamton's piss is practically a liquid goldmine. You should be thankful he's pricing it so low.

>>537957271
You make it sound like if he pissed on a fire pit he would explode.

>>537956328
Reagan or Nixon Tenna would also be funny. You have the Nixon tape, but instead of Kissinger it's one of the Mikes or Spamton that Tenna is ranting to about the homosexuals and glooby people

>>537955568
I had to pause and restart multiple times to finish this post. Your reward

>>537953497
NO FUCKING WAY IS THAT MR. TOUCAN IN THE WILD???

Wow, chapter 4 was weirder than I remembered.

>>537957556
>picrel
Degauss this bitch
SMASH!!

gonna read spamtenna smut now

>>537957685
took a weird route huh?

I legitimately don't get wanting to fuck either Spamton or Tenna, is it a woman thing?

https://youtu.be/jq7QYOhv9ss

>>537955568
I don't get it did he birth the pippins through his ass or the urethra

i am going to sleep

>>537958243
I was literally just listening to this
but yes it's a woman thing

>>537955568
Imagine how lonely and in pain Tenna must've felt while giving birth :(

Imagine if Carol isn't the Knight. She is just aware.
>A darkworld opens at the Holiday family home, all doors are open so it's a mega darkworld encompassing the whole house.
>Carol and Noelle are both lost inside
>Fun gang shows up but gets separated.
>Ralsie and Noelle are with each other
>Kris, Susie, and Carol are together.
>Every fight Carol just tries to go for killing blows and (you) and Susie gotta stop it.
>Carol shuts down Susie any time she tries to explain that darkners aren't bad but also that she's trying to basically break her own property.
>Susie kinda realizes how familiar this all sounds but can't put a finger on it
Idk what else to do with it.

>>537958341
gotenight

>>537958243
It is a woman AND somewhat a gay man thing.

>>537958243
Women love pathetic men as long as they're fictional

Welcome to the cum zone. Only cum inside Deltarune faves.

>>537958896
You gotta at least wait till the second date with QC

>>537958243
Tenna has a funny & endearing personality, a unique design (imo) and a bleeding heart backstory, perfect lady bait.
Also he has fangs and a sexy figure, god I wanna run my tongue over his tight metallic ass cheeks

Dess is the knight: Intuitive and quaint, perhaps overly simple and highly predictable.
Carol is the knight: Unoriginal, everybody's second guess.
Rudy is the knight: Interesting, raises questions, equally difficult to argue for as it is to argue against.
Papyrus is the knight: Infuriating because nobody would have seen it coming but all the signs are theoretically there.

>>537959062
>Mettaton is the knight: Canon

>>537955838
>Baaulp is Spamton B. Spamton

Berdly Al Assad

No one even talks about Berdly anymore. Chapter 3 and 4 really wasted this character. Tenna couldn't even give us some fun Berdly memories playing games in the past.

>>537959286
do you think wayne's given up on apple man yet

>>537958495
Giant foot toebeans

>>537959451
He's said he's going to get back to it soon but I'm not sure if he'll ever beat it. Being stuck at the same spot for like three streams is not a good sign.

>>537959446
Berdly is insufferable

Is Tenna circumcized? If not, Tenna dick cheese?

>>537959551
He said early on that despite the difficulty he viewed apple man as a legitimately very good game and I wonder if he has second thoughts on that. I think the game looks like abysmal horseshit even for a foddylike

>>537959551
My money's on he's got Trog or someone working on modding the game to at minimum give him a shortcut to tv world

>>537957660
I found him on tumblr and immediately lost the source because the app crashed

>>537959740
I like how Trog proved quickly that he was much better at the game than Wayne was and he got stuck in the same place as Wayne

>>537959683
mr ant smegma's cheesy time
>>537959808
shut up bitch mister toucan is world-renowned and so is sclorpon glumbus

>>537958896
ON IT BOSS

>>537959808
people talk about RTVS in these threads because wayne was spamton A spamton on the spamton sweepstakes and a lot of the RTVS community is into deltarune

>>537960063
this doesn't exactly prove me wrong, you know that, right?

>>537959808
Baaulp is Z list due to his inscrutable reasoning

>>537958896 (me)
I can't get this fucking song out of my head
>>537959984
Yes... ha ha ha... YES!

>>537959030
My mind still cannot fully wrap around how perfect Tenna ended up being for him being intentional bait.
The right mix of silly, schizo and sexy. The Tenna brainrot might not have been instant, but when it did hit oh was it strong and does it look like it's only becoming stronger by the day.

>>537957124
>You he only

>>537959808
I thought they were hollow knight characters

>Bees use a defense mechanism called "hot defensive bee balls" where they surround a predator, like a hornets or yellowjacket, and rapidly vibrate their wing muscles to generate body heat, increasing the temperature of the ball to lethal levels for the intruder. This "cooking" method, notably used by Asian and Japanese honeybees, allows them to kill invaders without using a potentially fatal sting, and they can even tolerate temperatures near the lethal limit for the attacker.
I think this is how Pippinses kill things

What if Spamton was a horny pervert, but Tenna was into full-blown autistic DeviantArt-tier fetishes and tried to excuse it as being normal because they're from old cartoons and those are TV things?

>>537960581
Did you fail the basic pippins anatomy course? They disembowel anything and everything with their sharp, dangerous claws

>>537960669
Tenna's cliffhanging fetish

What if Kris was a horny pervert, but Azzy was into full-blown autistic DeviantArt-tier fetishes and tried to excuse it as being normal because they're from old cartoons Toriel let them watch?

>>537960669
>but Tenna was into full-blown autistic DeviantArt-tier fetishes
Then I'd have to convert back to being a Spamton yume...

Your favorite Pippins is a loaded die that Kris used to hide in their ass

>>537960770
Has anyone ever observed Pippins in large groups kill? When faced with a very large predator they may have to resort to other methods.

I want to be a goat rancher

>>537960669
How autistic are we talking? Because bondage is a DA staple and may perhaps be the only normal common fetish on the whole site

>>537960581
This is why you should store your pippins in the freezer

>>537960581
why are the pippinses killing peoples to begin with

>>537961079
They aren't as fuckable in real life alas

Looks like things took a weird route

One of my fanfics went above 1k hits today.... I don't know why there's a bunch of people suddenly reading it....
I also spent all day writing my other fanfic....

>>537961247
I don't wanna go afghan mode on them I just think they are cute (and sheep too)

>>537961079
>tfw no secret way during sword route to go back to the Ralsei Rancher cabinet and unlock it while Susie isn't with you

i am the beast i worship

>>537957506
>I am not a fag!

>>537960792
>I SHOULD’VE NEVER LET HIM WATCH ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS 3
>IF I HAD KNOWN HE WAS GOING TO BE INTO THAT KIND OF THING…
>KRIS…I’M SORRY

>>537961390
ywm? I've been playing Ralsei Rancher to pass the time since beating chapter 4?

>>537961079
I want to be a Ralsei Rancher.

>>537961145
Underwater drowning
Boxing
Inflation
Casual nudity
Carol cutting down trees and buying that Italian gingerbread

>>537961396
not my void ass having a pale horse burning!

>>537961029
Yes, they usually kill any bigger darkners in groups. They are highly tactical and numerous, as well as very resilient. So whoever they chose as their next meal will have trouble when they can easily shake off a lot of the damage and they all have giant, sharp claws to rip through flesh on any part of the body.

>>537961581
Those are basic. How about cartoon fight clouds, cartoon electrocutions where you can see the character's skeleton, >>537960786, being underwater with clothes on,

Post more Tenna so I can filter him, please.

>>537961740
...hitting post too soon, and so on.

>>537961756
Cringe

>>537960581
this is how they overheat Tenna
>>537961581
>>537961740
yeah he'd be into all of these and change the channels during sex to warp reality depending on his mood

>>537951953
i made it with love just for you anon

i'm back from the fair! time for some pippins slop

>>537961636
was this made by an anon? I remember requesting this scene the other day

>>537962005
Yeah someone in here made it

>>537961581
>Carol cutting down trees and buying that Italian gingerbread


I'm impressed that no one has drawn that yet lol

This is exactly how I envision Tenna's perspective of running TV World, complete with Shadowguy hitmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cq4bkoX5xQ&t=4853s

>>537962029
oh awesome, I'm sad I missed the post so I couldn't thank the person directly. They're such cute little savages

>>537961756
Does this help

Is this place really back to being dead again after 3 months?

>>537962321
he was produced in a three-way between Spongebob, Mr. Krabs and Karen

>>537951174
this has to be an ai face filter or something his chin area looks funky allthroughout

>>537962076
do you think he has porno theaters in tv world
and the porno is him getting fucked by various extremely disinterested looking pippinses

my faves kinda homeless...

>>537962391
I wouldn't say these threads are dead if they reach bump limit within a day and they manage to do that easily

Saw someone say something along the lines of “the average snowgrave player, realistically, would be some teen girl” and I ran into something taking that angle
1/2

How many points is the monthly rent?

>>537962419
there's an illicit market for all the tapes he did with spamton that he's trying to turn into lost media, and the pornos that are just Tenna's wet dreams stolen and recorded by signal pirates

>>537962456
So we're back in the content drought levels of posting then. It use to be 3 or more threads a day.

>>537962543
I think we've been in a content drought for a long time since it's mostly people flooding the threads with spamtenna and pippins

>>537962492
2/2

the spawn intro keeps looping in my head

>>537962494
70% of their income and they still have to pay for meals/living expenses OOP

>>537962391
I blame the Spamtennafags and the Tasque faggot posting his ass.

Next darkworld is in my balls. Trust the process.

>>537962391
you guys would kill yourselves if you used the other generals im in (insert sideways glance to /5N@F/)

>>537962492
>>537962659
very cool

>>537962867
Why in the god damn are you in the FNAF general in 2025

Will Deltarune have a song with a latin choir?

>>537962824
Give me a tool to deal with Kris. I'm tired of being blamed for the Dark Fountains I didn't create.

I'm cry laughing so goddamn hard, someone needs to draw the slums as they're collapsing due to [HEAVY METAL] while the pippinses inside are happy about the thrill and danger until they hit the ground and then start feeling like shit because it means they will be homeless for who knows how long until a new, very structurally unsafe living place is built.

>>537962867
I tried getting into the FE general around when 3Houses came out, but it was somehow more insufferable than here.

>>537962779
Poopton wiwi...

>>537962961
Oh god I thought you fucked off already

>>537962867
There aren't any generals for the other games that I like.

need tenna massage

>>537962867
It's true, the average /utg/ poster would rope themselves if they tried to be in /smbg/ for a single day for example

>>537962867
Try /feg/ bro, their general is complete ass now

>>537963059
fire emblem got a gacha 2 years before which brought the mentally ill in droves

I haven't looked in /feg/ in years. Is it that bad?

I think I get it. Summer ended so all the literal children that play Deltarune stopped posting.

>>537963156
Be the change you wanna see. Make a general and the people will come.

>>537962867
I’m not mentioning my main generals because they SUCK or ARE DEAD

>>537963216
Hasn't feg been a hot dumpster fire for very, very long now? You say that as if the shit thread quality were a recent development

>>537962867
I used to be an /@/ regular back when that franchise was still enjoyable. Would not wish iDOLM@STER fan branch wars on my worst enemy.

>>537963247
I played it begrudgingly since I enjoyed the series so much. Finally dropped it near the beginning of this year. Never spent a single dime since it's release.

so many fegfugees here

>>537963326
I'd agree with you but this time we didn't get many tourists surprisingly, but there's also something called Silksong which many anons must be playing right now so the thread is being very affected by it

Rockstar Rals
https://static1.e621.net/data/cc/36/cc3600286bff45220f48e64f7a6ef93f.jpg

>>537963089
Now what made you think that. Thought y'all loved being tortured anyway.

>>537963590
FE is very favecore, so it makes sense.

>>537963156
this

>>537963590
I'm more of a /drg/ refugee
>>537963404
>Hasn't feg been a hot dumpster fire for very, very long now
Yes.

Should Alphys have pink, brown or orange nipples?

>>537963489
You lasted way longer than I did
I got the cool Ike with Greil's axe and said "yup this is the peak of my gacha career I give up"
said susie d gaster

>>537963008
imagine the orgies

>>537962954
same reason im in the undertale general in 2025

Are there any generals that aren't awful?

>>537962391
Cunnyko

>>537963008
>A second TV has hit the Pippinstower

>>537963861
Anon I sincerely doubt they have nearly enough space in the building for an orgy. All of them have to position themselves perfectly or else no one else will fit.

>>537963894
No because generals have always been banned for being awful until it got its own containment board.

>>537964086
imagine the cock warming then. battat can just slip and fit his dick inside fujo and they just have to stay like that for hours

>>537963894
generals are inherently bad quality. It's impossible to maintain quality trying to talk about something 24/7

>>537963832
Maybe "played" is an overstatement. I would save up daily and quest orbs until one of my faves would come up and then spend them all. I basically only played since a friend of mine also liked the series.

>>537964264
NTA but it's funny how despite all this, generals are still usually much better than the average /v/ thread

>>537962779
caramel coffee Spamton wiwi morph

>>537963008
If Tenna keeps accidentally destroying his company town housing too quickly, the Pippins will set up camp inside of his fat rolls like Mystery Flesh Pit

>>537963894
I unironically think this is the best general I've been in out of the 8 or so I've used over the years. It's certainly made me laugh the most.

>>537964252
Goddamn, imagine being one of the pippinses at the bottom of the slum, knowing the pippins above you is having wet dreams/morning wood because of his cock pressing into your back

>>537964801
>It's certainly made me laugh the most.
me too

YUCK! FEET! SHE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEAUTIFUL HOOVES!

>>537965053
>YUCK! FEET! SHE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEAUTIFUL HOOVES!
This but unironically

>>537964853
what about the baby pippins....where do they go? do the other pippins have to stay up at night with all that baby crying?

>>537964801
I've ducked /vg/ for a very long time outside of dipping in a couple generals when they're relevant and find this one can be pretty pleasant compared to how /v/'s gotten now. shit was making me too bitter. dunno if that says something good or bad but, hey. there's SOME real love here.

>>537964801
/utg/ anons produce the best microfiction on this side of 4chan. i will attest to this in full

>What are some other favecore game? Wo far, I've got FE and Pokémon.
Noelle asked Berdly

>>537965221
A baby pippins obviously wouldn't fit, so they get sent to an illegal, underground daycare that will take care of the baby for as long as the parents must remain in the slum.

>>537965221
tenna separates baby pippins from their parents at birth and houses them in the equally shitty but physically separate pippins nursery where they’re raised on a diet of tv world foods and tenna-centric media.

god damn shit I feel like fucking ass and I cant go walk around outside to feel better because its so GOD DAMN FUCKING HUMID GOD DAMN I HATE HUMIDITY IT FUCKING SUCKS SO GOD DAMN MUCH ITS FUCKING ASS AIDS I NEED MENTAL STIMULATION AND AS SOON AS I WALK OUTSIDE FOR LESS THAN 20 SECONDS I GET FUCKING SOAKED GOD DAMN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AIDS SHIT COCK FUCKER GOD WHY WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD FUCKING FAGGOT ASS AIDS I CANT DEAL WITH THIS SHIT NIGGER CUNT IM ON TOO MUCH CAFFEINE AND I CANT FUCKING WALK IT OFF I NEED THE MENTAL STIMULATION AND I CANT FUCKING GET IT WALKING INDOORS AND ON A TRADMILL ISNT AS FUCKING GOOD AS IT IS IN THE GOD DAMN NATURE JESUS CHRIST WHY DOES THIS FUCKING SUCK SO MUCH FUCK THIS PLANET FUCK HISTORY FUCK THE EARTH FUCK REALITY AIEJGIOJGEAOHGAEKHLGRWNFGLJNVWFJLBJVLWNBJLVBFBJJUBGUVWGBVRWJBHVWRJUBHHNBJUWBJUBGHVBGJOVWBGLOVWRGYHLOBVWAFFAFADFAD

>>537964801
true, sometimes my mind reminds me of that one anon who accidentally spent 10K on spamton socks and i'm left giggling like an idiot
love /utg/

gee I wonder what that filtered post says

I was looking through some old AO3 fics from 2021. Why did so many people want Spamton to get them pregnant? What was wrong with us back then?

kwis

>>537965707
People still want Spamton to get pregnant. They want more men to get pregnant now than they did before, in fact. I've seen some horrible things.

>>537965642
I sometimes start listening to the shitpost of furiously masturbating to black knife and die laughing

>>537965707
Many still want that. I enjoy reading about Spamton getting Tenna pregnant.

>>537965707
pregnancy keeps him from running away like an iron weight and shackle. that way he could be ours forever and always

>>537955568
Best post itt

>>537965642
>that one anon who accidentally spent 10K on spamton socks
what the fuck. there's no way a pair of socks can be that expensive

why is she wearing a bra if she doesn't have any boobs

>>537965973
It was many many many pairs

>>537966034
kek

>>537965973
how about multiple pairs of socks?

im gonna be honest here im not having a good time fuck my gay liufe shit cunt asfifalofle

>>537965512
>>537965579
poor things

this bitch can eat

I wish I was fucking immortal so I could hang myself and just literally hang there for a while and think about life and how i fucking hate it

OI JOSUKE YOU EVER SAID THE FUCKING N WORD HA HA HA HOLY SHIT JOKES OH MY HOD SAND OF A BEACJJJJJJHHHHHHHHHJFUCCCKKKKKKKK

>>537965981
She always seemed like a undershorts/boxers with undershirt kinda girl to me. She's a dragon monster she doesn't need a bra.

>>537966447
nooooo :((((((((

>>537966817
I love his antennae. Charm point.

What if a bunch of pippinses got sick of the living conditions and started building apartments that are much spacious with leftover material but just as structurally unsafe as the slums? They build them far away enough on empty land that they don't get noticed most of the time

>>537966485
>I wish I was fucking immortal so I could hang myself and just literally hang there for a while and think about life and how i fucking hate it
You mean like that one scene with Moe in The Simpsons?

>>537951698
He read a book he shouldn't have and is going crazy. He's always blocking the way to the shelf so that he may save other people from the same fate.

>>537967061
TV World sends expeditions into the wastelands to scout for potential new employees (surely they regret not taking those contracts NOW!)

>>537953441
>Version of HH where Durag Johnson randomly calls you a bitch nigga once and only once
>on mspfa forums Radiation gives some babbling response about how DJ is like that because of a lack of representation

>>537965053
Theyre so cute together

>>537966121
This is like being mad about buying bitcoin in 2010. 10K in Spamton socks could easily be flipped into 500k off stupid spoids

It's probably a good thing Dess turned into the knight, if she didn't she probably would have become a female NEET

Does anyone know the artist for this

>>537963894
mount & blade general
stalker general
tf2 general

>>537965736
Dess POV

>>537967865
If you check my asshole, you might (wont) find a fuck I could give.
shit art btw

>>537959062
Papyrus being the undead baby would be narratively more compelling and horrifying.
Cause, you know, you gotta beat up a baby to get the final shadow crystal.

>>537968660
THERES NO GOD DAMN DEAD BABY FOR DESS YOU STUPID MOTEHRFUCKERS THIS IS WORSE THAN GAME THEORY GOD DAMN IT STOP THIS FUCKASS NIGGER THEORY I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL GOUGE YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMN SCREEN ITS FUCKING STUPID DESS WAS NOT GOD DAMN PREGNANT THERE IS NO EVIDENCE YOU FUCKING SCHIZO FAGGOT ASS NIGGERS I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE ASS WITH A BBC DILDO FROM A WHITE WOMAN YHOU STUPID FAGAGAIIDIOHGDAHONIDGOAHNGDAEBGAJUGEBYH

>>537968781
There’s nothing wrong with beating up a 0-year-old fetus for a cool shard of glass.

The air is cool and fresh and the moon is beautiful tonight. Fall is coming, and I can't wait.

>>537968868
Can you tell me any other reason why the EGG you get under the scarlet tree would be tied to the scarlet knight. It’s about the unborn baby Kris badly wants to forget about.

Other wise, the whole egg being children thing wouldn’t be appropriate for the narrative at all.

>>537969369
have you considered that the eggs might not literally be children but represent repressed memories/"metaphorical hope for the future" like in Mother 3?

>>537969369
ITS A GOD DAMN EGG AND THE GAME ISNT FUCKING OUT YET THIS THEORY SUCKS ASS DO YOU REALLY THINK TOBY WOULD MAKE A PLOT POINT ABOUT DESS HAVING AN ABORTED/KILLED BABY WHEN SHE WAS A TEEN FOR CHRIST SAKE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER HE LITERALLY EDITED THE FLOWER SCENE IN SNOWGRAVE BECAUSE IT HAD RAPE IMPLICATIONS HE WOULDNT PUT SOMETHING THAT EDGY IN HIS FUCKING GAME

>>537965276
that's the reason. unlike /v/, people here actually talk about things they *like* for a change. even if it's usually tenna banging a midget or dice people, that's very nice to see

THIS FUCKING AUDIO EDIT I MADE SUMS UP LESS THAN A GOD DAMN 10TH OF HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW WARNING IT IS SUPER FUCKING LOUD TURN YOUR SPEAKERS DOWN A BUNCH IF YOU LISTEN YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHY IM LIKE THIS
https://files.catbox.moe/hv56fs.mp3

>>537969929
... i want Five Guys.

>>537969929
jesus christ

>>537969967
Whore

Why did susie not bring up or call out the whole "ralsei heals kris instead of susie doing it and even tells her to call for him" thing in chapter 4? Ralsei acting like an asshole to susie really came out of nowhere and it was kinda swept under the rug after susie got more confident about her healing spell cus of gerson, like, what was up with ralsei and why didnt this go anywhere??

>>537965276
/v/pol is just ragebaiting in every single thread with all the exact same talking points in all of them, because no one there actually plays video games and the average user has severe schizophrenia
It's the same shit every thread and every day, genuine discussion is rare

>>537969967
Only the fries at five guys are good their burgers were never seasoned enough and they were too god damn expensive.

>>537969929
I really like all the pics of Spamton eating a greasy burger. It makes me feel joyous and warm inside.

>>537970181
was ralsei out of line? kris was hurt, susie wasn't practiced with healing. i feel like it's on susie to voice to ralsei that she wants to be a healer

>>537970181
Pretty sure the reading you're supposed to come to is that Ralsei is stressed you might find the prophecy and is just trying to rush us out of here as fast as he can at this point
It's indirectly addressed when Susie confronts him after evil Gerson statue fight but never directly commented on.

Or Toby is just a hack and wanted an excuse to justify Susie wanting to healmax

God I wish the posts here weren't shit

>>537970483
What is a good post according to you?

>>537963216
>Pic
Man I wish there was more yume content of tenna, most of what I find is fujo shit with spamton

Can someone post the fujo zapper

>>537970545
non spamtenna

>>537969538
No. There’s way too many instances of them being about children than anything else. Including how Temmie is angry with the idea that the boiled egg will not hatch, and it somehow reacting to Kris… creepy. Another instance of goofy situations purposely hiding some very sinister implications.

The Pipis in chapter 3 is the last straw against the idea they’re not children because she is a living and aware Darkner that knows Spamton is its mama. Reacting a lot to the Z-room.

And that Pipis and her siblings references the Asriel story of the Dreemurrs making a birthday party and painting the eggs to look like they belong to the green lizard.

Note, Asriel later on replaced the green lizard with the sword magician, which the knight, Dess, is.

Anyways. After the party, Asgore decided to cook the eggs and it traumatizes Asriel to never eat green eggs ever again. He also cried because he thought his father killed the green lizard’s unborn children.
The TV Dinners are made from Spamton’s Pipis, so that story influenced the TV dark world somehow.


Perhaps an egg symbolizes unborn life that never had the chance to be born. Lost potential that is lingering on Kris’ and Asriel’s mind.

>>537970483
god i wish i could harvesyt my fucking autism in a lazer blast iw ould lierally be like super saiyan kamehameha tier and i would be one shotting al niggers in the world i would be the antihero called killer killer man and the government couldnt stop me

>>537970601
What the fuck, I could've sworn I had every fujo zapper image there was to have? but apparently not, this is the best I can offer you

>>537962954
>>537963890
So are we ever gonna find out what's the fucking deal with ICE-E and Purple Guy?

>>537970634
There's a lot of good posts here then

>>537970641
>unborn life that never had the chance, lost potential
Like forgotten or unfulfilled dreams; what if the eggs' shells are the same material as the "rotten" magic glass? It would also explain how the "glass" can rot to begin with. The TITAN SPAWN offspring are called a "shard of fear" in the description, and there's the line "It sputtered in a voice like crushed glass."
and glass is made from fired sand, while the conch on the coast shows up in chapter 3 echoing all it knows and also being abandoned

I get that Toby Fox grew up religious but is he still religious enough to add an unironic pro-life message to his game?

Can someone post that gif/ video of a hand rubbing something around a crt hole again?

i will make them breed

>>537970561
I try my best as a yumeshipper myself, but I can only draw so fast
I suppose solo Tenna pictures are better than nothing though

>>537970980
Toby Fox be like, maybe the real Genocide Route(tm) was abortion..

>>537970980
That would be pretty based. Doesn't take away the times he sucked up the alphabet cult, but based nonetheless.

AU where Tenna is a big slug and makes slide puzzles out of his slime trails

I want giant crab leg

>>537971128
It's possible for people to hold a mix of progressive and conservative views. You can be both be pro-lgbt and still pro-life.
Also see: Scott Cawthon

>>537971073
I've found Tenna, Spamton, Swatchings, Addisons, FRIEND, and even Kris and Ralsei custom Petz. WHERE IS SUSIE???

>>537970982
I don't think it's the same, but I can offer you this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l2kT0yBsLOI
Just look up videos where they grease the anode cap or have to do a related repair.

>>537969967
Expensive ball of grease. Still tastes good though. Those are something you're supposed to reward yourself with rarely and not eat often. Have you made any recent achievements in your life that deem you worthy of drinking (you don't eat it, you're drinking straight grease) a five guys burger?

>>537971307
Would you eat this? >>537957506

>>537971414
stop posting, Dad.

tenna's lube

>>537971393
>All men
There's your problem

I love being Canadian and having the good A&W

>>537971402
Yes it is thank you!

>>537971108
Solo tenna is great too, it's basically time content since he's on his own

>>537971535
>Food grade
He's gonna suck it all out of the tube like those old liquid lollipop tubes.

>>537971535
That tube ends up empty in a week btw

>>537970960
Which is likely why Papyrus would be the last shadow crystal holder.
He is what Dess is desperately trying to reclaim.

>>537971624
There is one of elnina.
>>537971643
You mean like A&W rootbeer? That stuff is good but weirdly it makes me have to shit. No other carbonated drink dose that to me.

i've got an anxiety disorder that periodically overwhelms my nervous system, and i've found the only thing that calms me down from the suffocation and fear of imminent death is to pretend i'm having a philosophical conversation with gaster surrounding various topics. this is very autistic, but i've found it helps.

>>537971947
God not the 3 dimensional deer shapes again. It's happening all over again.

>>537969625
Well yes, because Toriel is the one who killed them (Dess, Ralsei, Forgotten Man) in the first place. Even if Dess somewhat survived the vehicular manslaughter, FRIEND would lure her to itself for a deal.

To act like this is such an impossible situation after Snowgrave and the sword route is completely and utterly hilarious to me. The drinker, her car, and her rage on girls for kissing her son. Perfect ingredients.

Tenna's poor hole bleeding from not lubricating him

>>537972000
>Gaster was Kris' therapist theory.
I guess he's so good at his job, not physically being there still works for him. He makes his own hours just to help you Anon.

>>537971947
Id still fuck her.

>>537971402
Why is this so hot

>>537971716
does he suck it up with his nose and then get a lubed nose?

>>537970561
I've already voiced my own complaints about it here but the best I can do is keep looking! Every couple of days something new pops up. I've noticed that some of them like to use the #Δプラス hashtag if that helps. From there its a matter of going through their profile and looking for more potential yume artists.

>>537972174
>the rapist

Undertale is a story that will not function without Papyrus.

Asriel is not only vore-coded but both instances of him actually performing it were done for directly or indirectly to keep his loved ones close to him forever(even attempting to swallow "Chara" directly, his family as a whole depending on whether you consider the act of absorbing the monster souls as an act of vore itself)
therefore art of Asriel swallowing half his high school class would not be out of character

>>537972335
He applied the grease very slow and sensually

>>537971392
No doubt. Would be interesting to see.
...Noelle wanting to keep the Soul baby Kris put inside her.

>>537972369
>The forest south of Hometown is called Therapist woods
>The namer forgot the space
>FRIEND lives in those woods

>>537972430
It's a good thing Undertale has Papyrus in it

>>537972430
Well yah, Flowey needs to use Papyrus to make true pacifist possible.

>>537972369
>>the rapist

>>537972593
now you see the truth.
the pointed tail? no... you misinterpret.
>THE POINTED COCK
>THE RAPIST
>I'M LOSING MY MIND AHHH

This image gets funnier if you transcribe it to the rhythm of "you be squirting? or you on the cream team?"

>>537972713
And how is Papyrus this OP?

>>537972874
Heart of gold and retard strength

If you cooked fave into a meal, what recipe would you use?

>>537972102
uhh what would happen if you put your dick in there

Now that I remember, I had a dream (more like nightmare) that I was fixing my Tenna and accidentally broke his board. I think that was the moment I woke up.

>>537971624
>>537971393
I will try

>>537972739
Her boobs need to be bigger

>>537973090
most monsters have the same features as common animals... if i had my way, deltarune or undertale would become delicious in dungeon.
so to answer your question, a lot of recipes.
>captcha: mywas

>>537972739
This Dess does horrible things to Kris.

>>537973291
That doesnt answer my question
I asked what recipe not how many...

>>537973090
I don’t think there are any recipes for humans…

>>537973136
death

>>537973467
longPIG

>>537973396
i'm not giving you my recipes you mooching freak. i'm a chef who keeps close confidence with his craft
>captcha (i'm not joking): AH0YM

>>537973090
None, because I don't think cooking/baking a CRTs is safe

>>537973090
raw covered in olive oil

>>537973090
there's a gif of Spamton pngs being stirred in a big bowl of soup and I can't find it

>>537972063
I hope the anon that drew these is doing well

>>537973090
>>537974145
nvm I found it

>>537973090
Well if Susie has s tail under her coat, i hope it detaches and regrows like a lizard. We could share a well seasoned and honey glazed sooz tail steak together. Wouldn't need to eat her fully. Just a piece works.

These recipes suck.
Am I the only one that took hospitality in high school?

I swear everytime I hear a shitty theory I am just going to reply to it with ai goonslop.

>>537974503
You could just ignore it like a normal human being.

Goodbye, baby.

>>537970819
same deal as the Ness (confirmed by Matpat to have been an intentional reference from Scott Cawthon to the sans is ness theory) who works at Sparky's Diner in the FNAF movie, a tip of the hat from one viral mid 2010's indie video game sensation to another. it warms the heart

>>537974585
No I am sick of seeing these god awful theories so bad they make game theory seem good and I fucking hate game theory this is like the new sans au spam its just a way for exceptionally retarded people to project their false sense of intellectual skills and lack of originality.

>>537974763
You are weak.

Ugh I hate it when people project a false sense of intellectual skills

>>537973090
Cut large slabs of meat off Spamton and Tenna and put them in a slow-cooker for a few hours with some spicy herbs. Once it's nearly fully cooked, I separate the meat into shreds with my hands, and then mix the meat into a batch of aged cheddar mac n cheese with a bread crumb topping. That all goes in the oven, and while it's cooking the macaroni absorbs some of the juices from the meat. Spamton meat tastes like burnt plastic and is full of parasites and Tenna only eats at Golden Corral and Taco Bell so my cholesterol hits the roof and I pass out at the dinner table.

>>537974763
Yes but by showing something annoys you, you're asking for some to just piss in your cheerios.

>>537970819
>>537974721
Purple Guy is the Everyman.
He’s at ICE-E’s pizza at chapter 1.
In the Mayor building of chapter 2.
And QC’s diner in the dark realms of chapter 3. Holding Pizzarina’s cookies.

>played both game
>open thread
>it's just gay shipping
yeah

>>537974842
Like yourself?

>>537974814
My faurking power level and autism mogs every single other person on this entire god damn board. I am the Judge Holden of autism. I am the embodiment of it and a force of nature put inside the body of an uncanny pseudo human that exists only to further the destruction of humanity for my own amusement.
>>537974951
I can faurking out autism any nigga on this god damn board and still act normal enough in public to the point where no one knows who I am really am inside. Not even those closest to me knows half of what I truly am or even a third.

>>537974993
I mean if you want to chat about something you can just do that. People are really into shipping Spamton and Tenna as toxic yaoi though.

>>537975118
Are you that anti-Bible guy?

>>537975230
Yes I do not like organized religion but I am not atheist just to clarify for further possible conversations.

>>537975214
I have a surprising amount of these kinds of images

>>537959446
barley

>>537975330
Oh. It’s you.
Do you have any arguments against undead babies?

>unfunny, boring, cocksucking sociopaths with personality disorders who can only LARP as a real schizo-autist in a desperate effort to gain attention
But enough about the Addisons. At least they have sex appeal, though - imagine being all of the above AND being an ugly retard.

>>537974993
Toby enabled the Homos. Blame him.

c|===={==============> <- my sword

>>537974962
yes but it's a double entendre as I don't believe for a second someone as hip with it as Toby could not know what he's doing by using the name "Purple Guy" AND associating that purple guy with a pizzeria. Chapters 5-7 shadow drop tomorrow is more likely

>>537975472
We need to be like Arthas and purge those infected before they turn into the undead.

>>537974993
I'm old and can't relate to kids these days. These threads are incomprehensible to me, but I keep coming back because I just like the game so goddamn much.

>>537959446
He's not important, anon. You trolling him on the phone in Chapter 4 was great though.
And he wouldn't have even appeared in Chapter 3 anyway unless by act of god he just decided to walk into Kris's house for some reason?

>>537975481
The only cock I ever sucked was my own and I didn't suck much of it.

>>537975713
Say that again...

I think I wrote so much on my phone last night that I hurt my thumb a bit. It feels weirdly sore and bending it makes it feel funny.
>>537975713
You're what?

>>537975921
this image sucks because the woman should be a jeet.

>>537975214
>Thermo-noelleclear bomb

>>537976174
Nukes aren't impact detonated... We're still doomed.

Man I love Noelle.

snoozie

>>537976372
you can't just post your poop uncensored and then call it a cookie, but nice Noelle poop

>>537976638
Very pettable sooz

I'm a Krissexual

>>537977303
I'm a Kris

go east

>>537977374
Post hole

>>537977303
>>537977374
and im a Sexual!

>>537977303
>>537977374
>>537977701
get a room you three

It seems like the stories are now a lot shorter than they used to be.

am i done idk

>>537977941
Give her fangs somehow?

>>537975913
>noelle_helicopter
>not noellicopter

Apply yourself

>>537973090
I'd be cooking a meal for fave, not of fave. And what do you think would be involved to make her happy?

Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.

I love Chara

Another evening comes to a close but nothing has been drawn. Maybe I’ll escape the cycle once the weekend starts

>>537975913
I want all of these, post more

>>537977941
add her text box sounds and he heh horf laugh if you can to the mod

>>537978547
I think there's only 3-4, I don't have it sorted at all besides everything having Noelle in the file name...

>>537978521
You should draw the Mikes in a cuddle pile desu

>>537977701
Here
https://files.catbox.moe/emhkob.jpg

>>537978701
Oh hey I found this one

>>537963008
>a Pippins lights up a smoke inside the house after a night out
>falls asleep
>wakes up with the whole house and all the Pippins inside melted together

>>537978521
I stayed up until midnight tonight drawing and I can already feel 8:00 AM me’s anger

>>537951698
Wait, Don't
WD
W.D.
W.D. Gaster

>>537978521
I spent most of my day writing

…………….vaporwarerune?

>>537978842
That's awesome got any more besides one I saw in a previous thread already

>>537979271
it's not vaporware, four chapters have been released and another one is coming out next year. it'd be vaporware if they announced it and it never came out

>>537978020
teef

>>537979483
It's been a while since I sent this one I suppose.
https://files.catbox.moe/92hnz9.png

Goddamn dude

>>537979713
qt

>>537979749 (Me)
Oh wait I'm using Catbox, I can just send the full thing lmao
https://files.catbox.moe/3jgony.png

>>537979774
Getting a bit closer as they get older

>>537979949
A bit?

>>537979989
Maybe more then a bit

Forcing your pippinses to watch a public execution as a cautionary tale for what happens when they give low rolls

>>537979923
Ok, good job because I haven't seen the full of that one and it has Kris hole

>>537980204
I see ERAM for a frame

>>537980204
Kek

>>537980204
Don't worry Kris, sans has no magic in the light work.
>Sans with his physics defying gravity shifter device that just so happens to also make souls blue.

>>537980402
I opened the gif in GIMP and looked at every frame, didn't find ERAM

>>537980554
He might me one of the partical shapes or the shape of something on kris.

>>537980554
I see what he means. One of the frames when kris is falling. The yellow stripe on the shirt when moving fast makes your brain auto fill the gap with eram

>>537980554
Kinda see it

absolutely stupid theory but just for a second suspend your assumptions:

What if the demon summoning ritual that Kris and Catti did was playing a genocide run of Undertale in the shelter on a video game console/PC

>>537980996
KRAM...

>>537978983
NPC life in tv world city is some project moon shit huh

>>537981409
It does sound dumb but it could be used for a "DON'T DO [thing] AT 3AM!(GOT SPOOKY GOT SEXUALLY FREAKY)" meme type of stuff.

>>537981564
I basically mean they let Chara out and and the pure "demon" form of them is what FRIEND is, somehow

good knight
sleep tite

>>537981409
>Original Game in Ch3 is based on this

I want to bash Kris's head in with a hammer until he remembers what is good and what is evil.

>>537981934
I want to bash Kris's head in with a hammer until I cum

>>537981890
>the "original Undertale" is like that "Undertale Prime" post
>where the only route of the game was just "kill or be killed" geno route
>a certain power changed this

>>537981934
How about...
>Get good at playing with reverse controls.
>Dose Kris up on the most disorienting drug you can find.
>Play game just find, kris wobbles and tubles when trying to resist or doesn't have the soul.

>playing a genocide route of fiction within fiction lets a demon and vessel emerge into the more real layer
>this keeps going from mantle to dark world to light world
>and then to our world

>>537981890
>>537981564
>>537981785

wait a fucking second
is FRIEND .... Catti's Chara?

What does it mean Toby

>>537982961
I like when people draw susie with arm and leg hair because she absolutely doesn't give enough of a fuck about her body to shave herself

>>537982927
God that’s nasty. Very good.

>>537982389
Well color shifting doesn't really help it but the original colors inverted being close to the pink and yellow and the jockington blue and green itself is interesting. The "battat" minogame has the freedom lighmotife and thats the mike the song airwaves belongs to. Also fucking airWAVES, more waves and ocean water themes.

>>537982927
Fucking perfect you nailed it

>>537982927
Did you know deer eat their own velvet? I'd post a picture of it but it might be considered gore even though deer shedding their velvet is harmless and necessary for them. I bet it probably feels good as fuck to be a deer scrubbing its velvet off

>>537983180
Noelle brings it to school in a ziploc bag to snack on the next day

>>537983180
Catbox if scared. Just give a heads up. Or don't =)

>>537983180
huh. gives a new meaning to her putting it in the bowl

>>537983180
Looked it up just now and it reminds me of lizards eating their own molted skin. Funny watching a gecko do that, although it probably doesn’t taste good.

>>537983342
I'd assume so. Thats like eating all the dirt and oils that built up on you. Probably worse for amphibians because of the moist body, like eating a full sized body booger. Rancid.

>>537983072
I love it when they draw her huge but give her the most caring eyes/expressions/actions ever. Like a giant lizard teddy bear.

>>537983180
>>537983318
here's a deer eating its velvet
https://files.catbox.moe/cl941h.jpg

>>537983342
I have a crested gecko and I've only gotten to see him eat his own molt once, it was fun to see

>>537982961
>>537983550
Do you have a source for these? saucenao, yandex, and google reverse image search didn't do anything

>Susie eating a worm
>It's that video of the lizard in a cardboard box trying to eat a horn worm

>>537983785
susie eating the tail of hell

>>537983776
Uploaded today by this person. They have a few more.
https://x.com/omelettecandy?s=21&t=XRezOyd78JFYI7u9vK4zJA
If this fucks up my deltarune browsing tomorrow, I am going to be very upset at you anon…

>>537983842
>Susie tries saving everyone by eating the tail
>she spits out her bite because it tastes like black licorice

I want to have loud, sloppy and sweaty nerd sex with Alphys.

Will we ever find out if Noelle was important to the prophecy or not? If she was meant to be the second hero?

>>537984302
NOT ON MY WATCH!!!! NGAAAAAAAH!!!

>>537984302
I read a greentext once about an anon where he and his girlfriend were both autistic nerds, they had sex for the first time and the girl put some of his cum on a slide and looked at it under a microscope, and seeing the sperm motility made her horny again and they fucked a second time. I think alphys would be like that if she was straight

>>537984105
This looks like the same artist that did that comic focusing on Kris letting Susie put her hand in his chest to touch the SOUL. Very ero-coded.

>>537984342
not until the game is finished, I say we volunteer one of our anons to get terminal cancer so they can play a chapter 5 demo and leak the details

>>537984560
I love the concept of getting a terminal illness to make-a-wish an unfinished build of chapter 5 to see it 10 months early

>>537984560
>toby.
>i put the Hero_Sword figure up my ass and now I have terminal anal rupture.
>you're obligated to entertain my dying wish.

>>537984462
Do you have that?

>>537984841
if she ain't old it ain't gold

>>537984905
It's on e6

>>537983180
There's basically no such thing as a pure herbivore in nature, and animals won't waste a chance for nutrient (re)-uptake.
See also: Animals eating the placenta after giving birth, horses eating chickens

>>537985036
too bad waluigi time nigga

>>537984302
Do you either look like a fish, a chubby goat man or a robot dancer?

Does anyone have any cute and/or hot Kris X Vessel art?

One specific image I heard was circulated around here and on /v/ threads is one where Kris was tied up and shoved into a closet by Vessel.

>>537985447
I'm chubby with dead fish eyes

good morning /utg/. how are you doing rn?

>Kris had an odd fear of Spamton
>Spamton is connected to Mike
>Kris has an odd hatred of Tenna
>Tenna is connected to Mike
>Kris has an odd apathy to Ralsei
>...

>>537985510
things were going too well so I decided to make them bad again

berdly makes me laugh as much as Susie does and he has like a 10th of her dialogue, in chapter 5 I'm gonna overdose on Berdly jokes to the point that I get sick at the sight of poultry

>>537985838
dat shit was so cool when I was like 11

>>537985665
kek

>>537985273
Looks pretty similar in art style to the other artist, probably the same

>>537985906
happy youre happy, anon

>>537985564
Kris is afraid of long noses because of THIS guy

>>537985665
Learn some self-love and improve yourself, you deserve better, even if you think you dont, cuck-anon

It's so over bros. Might as well cancel the rest of Deltarune

>>537986214
concurrent players don't matter for anything except multiplayer games with ranked matches

Anybody got the part 2? I cant find it anywhere

>>537986214
Thats what you get for releasing the game right before the next big thing is released

>>537986214
>deltarune is cancelled

>>537985564
but Tenna says that noses are the most attractive feature...

>>537986181
Cute human racist

>>537986214
Why even try to start a /v/ tier tribal thing

>>537986401
That would be the opposite. Chains reinforced so hard you'd never be free

>>537986214
>Cancel Deltarune
God I wish

>>537986517
Tourist used to the angry (You)s farming

>>537986531
but I want freedom, luv

>>537986181
>*NO MARTLET! I DON'T WANT NO DAMN SMELLY HUMAN MONKEY SMASHING UP THE UNDERGROUND AND KILLING PEOPLE!
>*PUT THAT FUCKING YELLOW HEARTED BITCH IN THE GROUND NOW!
thats what his ghost is saying from the afterlife in Martlet's direction.

how do we save kris from twink death?
Noelle already proposed to snowgrave him and thaw him when necessary but idk seems dangerous

>>537986725
Sorry plugboy. You gave up a glimpse of freedom for a lightner to attain the mantle.

>>537986396
Dammit Kris, you'll never make it to Junior Assistant Manager at this rate.

>>537986770
chujin wearing the mtt brand burger emporium paper hat accessory and asking for an icewater

>>537986214
Nobody wants turn based games anymore. Deltarune should have not tripled down on jrpg mechanics. Undertale was a lot more approachable

>>537987063
The shadow swords from the attack still look like mother 3 needles but with a handle at the top to me.

>>537987117
I love Turn Based games though.

>>537987191
You are a freak and a loser

>>537987367
:(

>>537987117
nigger Baldur's gate 3 and Expedition 33 both sold a bunch.

>>537986181
>>537986406
>>537986770
>>537986963
i just love this racist fox

>deltarune but with xcom combat
Imagine? Kris just trying to get out an act and than gets domed for it.

Would you sex this hag?

lancer is the true prince of the dark
how'd he get from the spare class room to the supply closet on his own

>>537987421
There's just something about a furry monster scientist that's incredibly racist towards humans

>>537987631
yea well, i want to cure his racism with my cock

>Kris will strike down Susie while she's not looking
>Kris strikes Ralsei down while he is looking because he can't confront Kris about it
I find how much Kris DOESN'T warm up to Ralsei hilarious

>>537987618
It wasn't locked at the time and he's a card, he can slide under the door. He's slid through a door before.

>>537987817
Fuck the racism out of him, a noble goal

>>537987820
It took a pretty long time until he actually decided to show Ralsei a little more compassion, especially in Chapter 4. Seems like his breakdowns about being so knowledgeable about the prophecy and such finally made him care, at least in the sense that he goes to hug him himself instead of being told to by us.

piles of Kris's photocopied jack of spades cards

>>537987820
The tea values are still in the code and changing between chapters from what i heard. Doubt there is something there for that to change based on what you did.

>>537988308
Each colored with care

>>537988308
Kris did diamond cards. That's why its rudinns. Photocopying jack of spades would make grey lancers.

>>537988050
Do you think seeing that prophecy and fighting off the Titan was enough to make Kris think of switching sides? Before getting the call at the end of the chapter, of course.

>>537988478
what? gay lancers?

>>537988593
Take the corn out of your ear you pesky hedgehog

>>537988050
You can still be a massive dick and just walk past him at that moment instead

>>537988551
I mean you can see from the end of the chapter that he 100% wants to defect from the side of evil and be by Susie. Kris must feel fucking awful right now when it comes to what he "promised" originally to the voice on the phone.

I simultaneously have fantasies of having quaint, lovey dovey little moments with Alphys but also degenerate sex acts like shooting a fat, backed up cumload into her freshly made cup of ramen and watching her eat it or eating a Pocky stick out of her asshole before giving her a rimjob

>>537988703
Just goes to show how the SOUL wants to act at that moment in time. They could be compassionate, could be utterly cold.

>>537987474
Ha ha what if Susie got coiled by a viper from x-com ha ha ha or what if she turned into a viper and coiled noelle ha ha ha what if she swallowed noelle whole ha ha ha and noelle told her it was very tight and hot and wet and squishy inside of her ha ha ha

>>537989182
that would be hecking hot desu

>>537988813
Gee, almost as if begging for compassion after refusing to disclose vital information does not make some happy.
Until I see the prophecy, Ralsei's going to smile until his face fall off.

>>537989403
We'll probably learn what the prophecy panel was in Chapter 5, when Susie tells Kris during downtime or in a private space. I expect built up tears from her.

>>537988813
Anyone ever have any compasssion for the SOUL? Not an ounce. Any compassion when I was blamed for making a Dark Fountain, or when I was blamed for not being able to enter the shelter? Nope.

>>537989602
You are the SOUL and the SOUL is you.

'They say I got brains but they ain't doing me no good'

>>537989514
Robby went out of his way to have Susie tell Kris what she saw without our hearing it so get ready for a whole chapter of Susie talking about "that thing I told you last night" as we're dripfed context

>>537989792
TONYYYY

>>537989690
You get the idea. Not an ounce of dignity for me, and the game has the audacity to ask me to have any opinion but utter contempt for all three of the "heroes of light".

Retirement Home Dark World that makes the Gang Fun Old or Daycare Dark World that makes the Fun Gang Babies?

>>537989895
Talking like a true uncaring god

>>537990083
What makes levitation magic gay though? Does he make bottom noises while doing it?

>>537988718
these are not mutually exclusive
alphys would fantasize about both

>>537990050
I was given direct orders, and these rodents are interfering in their own direct orders.
The fun thing about prophecies, those who try to change them usually end up setting them in stone by their own actions.

>>537990154
>>537990227
Yes.

Writefagged a thing, I'm open to any request, any character. I love doing it, I'm not very good with Tenna but if it's wanted I'll do my best.

>>537989975
Why are you showing the fact you're a bubble boy who's skin will instantly smolder and burst into flame apon contact with oxygen and sunlight? Are you proud you have glass bones and paper skin? Maybe we should throw one of the words you have filtered into every post we make just to exclude you since you can't take anything.

>>537990264
In one breath I hope they can break it and just be able to be friends forever. In another, I want to see them suffer.