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I, EvaSISSY-sama, JOBBER of the comanders, humbly kneel to:

V'ehxness-kami, hemoanima prodigy who can beat shit out of me so easily it gave me brainwashing fetish and my master.

CHADmi-sama, my one and only true love and other master, who doesn't even care about my existence while i goon to his masturbation tapes every night.

Dahl'xia-taicho, the owner of the best ass among commanders, something i will never be able to do.

Kako-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.

Hiruko-sama, whose plans are too great and complicated for me to fathom.

G'ie-dono, who I was useless against and taught me to appreciate my daughter more.

Sirei-sensei, whose wise commanding saved me on the battlefield thousand of times (and whose the dolmenic cognitive reconstruction therapy have given me sexual pleasure beyond human comprehension)

Nozomi-chan, who saved me from certain death from SDU member during killing game with her kind heart and unmatched beauty (and who I am scared will steal CHADmi-sama love...)

Eito-sama, who can easily fool me with his superior intellect without me even realsing

Kako-G-sama, whose bomb trigger I'm afraid of...