I hate being short and fat and ugly. There is literally no demographic that wants short fat ugly guys.

>>81748605
yeah i was concerned about water but after 'brute forcing' a solution i realised the following:
1. left hand was dry
2. left hand is capable of grasping
3. i could simply place the can in the recycling, instead of on the side, to go in the recycling later

monkeys are smarter

I just want to edate a fat girl with huge boobs so badly, but they're all out of my league. I hate being ugly.