Poop cruise edition.

Me and eva6 together forever

>a bunch of fat, racist, uneducated fucking football hooligans who can't even brush their teeth properly

I wonder if Crossy will be going to TRNSMT this year

The Spanish have to be some of the saddest seethers of all 'M-muh Gibraltar!, you cant's have a small coastal exlave on the mediterranean disconncected from the mainland!'

>C-Ceuta and Melilla don't count!

>>81748192
Looks shit lad, no Status Quo?

Anyway they never used to be fat lazy bastards, modern medicine hadn't started keeping their putrid genes in the pool. The old empire succeeded because it was different, and laziness = death.

One day the Celtic nations will fuck you lot off once and for all and you can all starve to death because no one else will trade with you and your land is fucked after centuries of greed have fucked the land. Maybe we'll throw a few potatoes your way, it would only be fair.

Toby Carvery Watford added. The 3rd worst one I've visited so far.

>>81748210
>One day the Celtic nations will fuck you lot off once and for all
Not a fucking chance, I don't say this with any glee because I love the non-seething Irish, but you're sinking way faster than us.

>>81748192
Biffy Clyro are great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMQQrq3Orxo

quite like cats, can see why people get into them

>>81748219
>The 3rd worst one I've visited so far.
>Watford
There is your problem right there

>>81748233
>Not a fucking chance
Lad it's already happening. Irish is becoming spoken again, Welsh always was, Scottish will soon follow. English are the sum total of a bunch of invaders from Europe, savage Germanic tribes and Roman nonces. Celt blood is pure. Your reckoning is coming.

>>81748251
Cat's are so superior to dogs it's not even close

lads if i (khhv) visit britland where should i go

i'm not racist my favourite footballer is black

>>81748257
i disagree but you're entitled to your opinion

>>81748253
The meat was shit (but not the worst), the veg was shit, the waitress got me the wrong drink, I was seated very close to another customer, uncomfortably close, the potatoes were well above average though, and the only thing that saved it from being rock bottom.

>>81748260
Belfast, get over for the wee bonfires the locals have each year

Getting every Toby looks quite unachiveable desu, Oxfam is doable, but even then it might take a while to get the really remote ones (Deal, Tavistock, Totnes, Beverley)

>>81748260
Hebden Bridge

I would like to invite a black man into my garden shed to live there, is there a website for that?

>>81748264
>Going for a carvery on your own

Christ, I didn't think a carvery could get more depressing

domesticated cats are African animals that destroy the native bird population

Regionally, the London/home counties Toby's are by far the worst, and ones in the North East by far the best.

>>81748316
It is even worse lad. The meat being carved up was an innocent man who had been killed by locals

>>81748330
Categorically untrue and proven to be false anti cat propaganda

>>81748316
Sunday dinners are lovely, though. so what if it's some self-service thing in a working man's club? the food would offset the 'vibes'.

used to be a sandwich shop near me that had the lushest beef in gravy. might have been Bisto, ready-cooked topside, just sat in a steam tray for hours. i have no clue. but i'm salivating just remembered it lads.

>>81748352
>The meat being carved up was an innocent man who had been killed by locals

Brexit Britain

>>81748360
They are but FFS at least go to a pub

>>81748373
problem is with gastropubs when they're TOO trendy. pub near me does local beef joints in a local ale gravy and all that, it's great stuff, sure.

sometimes i just want slop. or something slightly above slop (e.g. real gravy, might as well if you're cooking off beef joints, and then it's something for the assorted mush/soggy yorkshires to swim in)

Let's be honest, Toby Carvery is grim

Give me a Wetherspoons or a Harvester any day of the week

>>81748398
Fair dos. Do they let your assistance dog sit at the table with you?

You can choose to believe this or not, but a cabinet minister is aware of my quest to visit every Toby in the Country

>>81748401
One thing I hate about Wetherspoons is the TVs that show the news. I dont want propaganda being shown to me while I pig out on a large full English breakfast. Thnx.

>>81748422
Go on lad tell us how

>Eat within 3 days of opening.
I'll push it to 5 because the ladies love a dangerous man.

>>81748409
yeah they're dog friendly and have an outside area anyway.

wouldn't actually get a dog, though, even to support me with my wrongbrain. wouldn't feed it, would i? or not take it outside? not out of cruelty, just an off day, or on drugs, that sort of thing.

>>81748425
i like the daft little magazines. seems like at some point they switched to a fixed manifesto (that fucking 'DOES TRUTH MATTER?' one)
but i remember when they were just the odd polemic, occasionally a bit by Tim Martin himself, made it more of a rare treat among the typical pub/newsletter parts

>>81748442
I did a delivery today to someone who knows them, and they accidentally called said minister whilst I was showing them how to make voice activated calls. Their number actually appeared on the screen but I didn't memorise it. I'd put Toby carvery in the sat nav prior to the delivery, and the person asked me about it when it showed 'recent destinations', they said "Oooh, did you visit the Toby before you came here?" and I told them about my mission, and they mentioned it during the phone call.

>>81748425
Lad you know that even calling it an English breakfast is propaganda?

Full Israeli breakfast

cabinet minister eating out of his hand

>start doing the washing up
>right hand is wet from sponge
>knock a can off sideboard onto floor with left elbow
>decide, for some reason, i have to squat down and elbow it back up onto the sideboard
>succeed on attempt #3
>knock it off again
>feel sad

i'm 'slow', aren't i?

no rite what happen to bruno
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62d35pgge3o

I will be honest with you lads. I have never spunked. Had loads of wanks but nothing has ever came out

>>81748566
Why, what did Bruno know?

>>81748566
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62d35pgge3o
*sighs and informs the apus*

>>81748566
how the hell does anyone live with themselves, after that? you hear about people training to do torture and all sorts.
even a pure psychopath must realise they're fucking themselves over because other humans will react negatively.

Laughing at TobyQuest. It Homeric. Or Homoerotic?

>>81748528
Every time I do the dishes I manage to have some sort of spasm and then soapy water ends up everywhere. Some of us are just clumsy. It not right.

>>81748255
Yea its like a crime against us that Gaelic isnt the default language in the 1st place.English should be the alternative.

>i could kill my ex's cats.
i was just angry. i didn't actually do it. but God is right to judge me, it's for Him to decide.

>>81748143 (OP)
That's the Netflix thing right? Is it good? Must have been pretty bad to have been on a cruise ship with literal shit everywhere

>>81748257
Jst love pre raphaelite paintings so much,reminds me of the parts of secondary school that i didnt hate

>>81748605
yeah i was concerned about water but after 'brute forcing' a solution i realised the following:
1. left hand was dry
2. left hand is capable of grasping
3. i could simply place the can in the recycling, instead of on the side, to go in the recycling later

monkeys are smarter

>>81748633
I am his great great great great grandsprog

cor the mystery of
>muhancestor
finally revealed

>>81748625
It's meh really, but interesting to watch as it shows how humans act when there's no order, they're like feral animals.
This is also good, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3223412/
It's really interesting, and it is accurate as to how people would act in that situation.

>>81748192
what happened to music? I know this festival is always shite but christ that lineup is dire.

dvdlad gone for good. miss him already

>>81748219
anyone in there doing their wollocks?

>>81748660
On your maternal side to have a different surname?Albeit anything can happen.Do u have any heirlooms?I dont know how it works ave not got any famous ancestors probably ever in history would be a safe assumption.But i luv those paintings.You must have artist in your genes somewhere. Imagine he came back in a tardis n you got him to paint soijaks or something.

>>81748685
i'll admit i don't know most of these, but the sizing is so weird. 50 Cent? big star, sure.

why the fuck isn't Underworld a main act?! top billing? did they split up, and now it's just one of them left, one of those situations?

Watching that Anora film. Wish I was fucking Mikey Madison.

if i was in the crowds at Hillsborough or similar, i'd be shoving more. want to get out, me.

>>81748692
Not gone I've been here. Had some arrivals today but didn't bother posting. Have a cold or covid or some shit. My Cleopatra (1934) Blu-ray from USA finally arrived after being lost and resent.

>>81748720
Nah, don't think there was a fruity in that one, someone else complained about how shit the service was.

>>81748733
Yeah, mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's father. I'll see if I can find some of my gran's paintings, she was quite good.

Don't have any heirlooms, from him. This is my only other ancestor with a wikipedia page

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Carter_(composer)

>Imagine he came back in a tardis n you got him to paint soijaks or something.

>>81748605
Am on 1 of those arcs of just causing self injuries all the time,Its brainfog or something

>>81748782
please be careful crossy

I saw some orthodox Jew waiting at a bus stop in Golder's Green earlier, must have been autistic, he got one of his twirly hair bits and put it under his nose like a moustache and started shifting it side to side like dental floss, made me chuckle internally

>>81748528
Get some of these, anon. Guaranteed to calm your nerves and keep your hands dry. Unless they are clammy neet meat hooks.

if it wasn't for my all-British-Isles DNA, i could be related to Genghis Khan. mad to think how close it all is.

>>81748824
honestly even as a rational thing, i don't give a shit about gloves. hands get clammy, i wash + dry hands, they're fine 5 mins later.

skin is nature's gloves.

>>81748782
Iktf. Keep whacking my hands off random objects by accident and things like that. Then I swear and say I hate my life then feel guilty about it. Corrr. Everything thatrical.

thread has been a hollow joyless thing since we lost Yanklass.

>>81748846
one day, she will come back. yes, one day...

>>81748886
Hopefully not, she was the grimmest poster we've had in years

Smackhead "mates" trying to get me get on the wissingtons tonight but I've fucked them off. Keeping meself fresh for tomorrows.

>>81748890
grimmest poster is shippy and its not even close

>>81748781
Thats a random af one but its kewl

>>81748910
and you're here to read all my posts, including this one!

what? who said that?

*me ignoring you are post*

>>81748915
thanks, made it myself, it's already seen a bit of use

>>81748903
do they ever entice you into trying it, lad

We get carried away in life as infps x

>>81748143 (OP)
im just a wee poor lad
luv the queen an all that
reckon any of yous got a spare coppa?

lungs not doing too good ya see, *cough*, matron got me workin in the mines :(

>>81748970
what is this, and why do you think it is in any way acceptable?

Weird day today was.Jst flew past done fuckall.Cant remember much of it feels short n long at the same time.One of them.

>>81748975
ditto, mad to think it's almost midnight. definitely woke up in the afternoon too because of the whole post thing.

will be glad to skip ahead to tomorrow but it's like i've 'lost' a whole day.

>>81748903
Yeah just drink and wet your nappy alone in your flid room x

>>81748947

No but weirdly enough I had a nightmare last night that a bunch of rough looking smackheads were forcing me to inject heroin then they stabbed me up. It a warning x

>>81748890
You just hate women Shippy and it is very sad

>>81748973
*cough*
corr fank ya sir, thats propa bronze one that
see i was an orphan sir, well I was.. now matron, well she got me and all the otha orphans working in the mines, it aint nice in there sir

Specially near winter time sir, corr ya feel that breeze? *clutches his rags and shivers*

Luv my christian brothers n sisters across the world x

>>81748988
did you wake up with the marks in your arms lad?

>female police officers

>>81748986
Think it was about 4pm i woke up.Everythings a blur since then.I know i had a shower but i dont feel like i did.It is pretty humid i guess.

its a WIIIIIIINDY night
me and the otha orphan sure r gettin cold

>>81749018
what if you're still asleep

>>81749007
The peace of the Lord be with you

>>81748975
>Weird day today was.Jst flew past

corrr i wish a kind stranga would lend me a coppa or summin *rummages in his pockets*

>>81749009

Nah I'm just being tortured by evil spirits. Either that or my own subconscious just enjoys my suffering. Nightmares are definitely increasing in frequency lately.

>>81748986
>but it's like i've 'lost' a whole day.

fancy garn local helper lad?

>>81749015
Serves the cunts right

>>81748991
I don't want women posting in /britfeel/ or 4chan at all really. Loads of private members clubs are men only, nothing wrong with that

spose me and the otha orphans bes get back t' the mine

>>81749015
to be fair this is the love of my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-0JwVjc6w8&t=436s
whole video has her nervously shuffling around, squeaking orders.

for balance the OTHER characters in the video are solid too. i like the 'gay? me?' guy at the start who turns out to actually be gay. and the not-a-racist bloke just waving a brown person around, 'see? not a racist.'

Where is that damn Orphan! Have any of you seen him?? He was supposed to be back at the mines ten minutes ago! This is unacceptable, ten shillings will be deducted from Orphan house!

>>81749007
Love from Banbury to Glasgow x

>>81749047
Spooky xx
>>81749057
xx

Corr matron im ever so sorry! Well ya see these kind strangers gave us a shiny bro-

>>81749015
What vibrancy these migrants offer to the community! Hail Britannia!

is this what those costume role play events are like? the full-on Jane Austen LARPing ones?

WHAT IS THIS! A bronze penny??? This too will be deducted from Orphan house!

*she pockets the shiny bronze penny*

Me? Keeping it womfy in life. Fuck the wrugs and bad mates x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE

but matron! my brain aint finking too gud since the last beatings!

*he shields himself with his tiny orphan arm*

cease and desist

>>81749160
metro is finished now
shiny & sovlless

I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU - MR TOO-PEE-KNEE!

*she raises a fist and strikes at the orphan*

You and your ragamuffins have had more than enough adventure for one day!

*she grabs Toopeeni by the ear*

Now come!

Well whats all this then?

When ur up to it in sin like me from my life being hijacked by the devil its only Jesus that can help.My life is always better when i rememebr about that and worse nd more chaotic nd messy when Its not my priority.Sometimes even when i know whats best the temptation is still strong af bc of satan.I jst try to come back to it.Even tho am epic failing at it lately I know i will always come back to it,if i went into a coma nd lost memory of faith it would still come back,I jst know it will always come back.So its all good i think ill try my best but its fxing hard i find life difficult ngl.
>>81749130
xx

You don't get it britfeel

There is no conspiracy

There is no one in charge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boDgkH7Yw-0

>>81748988
You out with the crack fox lad?

wAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WIFI!!!!!!! FUCKING JST WORK REEEE

Garn get on that wuppagrind now and play some Fortnite. Got them woritos and worito brand dippingtons lined up for later. Oh aye x

>>81749228
You are the single most important person in the universe. Everyone else is here as an auxilliary. You know it's true

Those hispanic jews seem like real pricks in The Sopranos.

>>81749287
sounds comfy that lad

>>81749219
What do you think about tarot? Ever looked at the cards, and if so, what do you use as a guide to the cards?
The div general on /x/ has a good guide [think it has several], I like the holistic tarot guide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujRhNAlfuZo
>Why does the sun keep on shining?
>Why does the sea rush to shore?
>Don't they know it's the end of the world?
>It ended when I lost your love.

The wagies who work on the tea plantations, the wagies who ship the tea here, the wagies in the power stations keeping your kettle working, the builders who built the assisted living facility, the wagies at the DWP, the wagies who made fortnite. Every single person on Earth is here to facilitate your life

>>81749275
mine randomly goes off between 1am-5am for 5-15 minutes most nights now. could just be when there's some kind of maintenance, who knows.
technology is both 'it just werks, always!' reliable, and also shitter than ever.

>>81749287
what flavours??

mad to think HHL is into his narcissistic megalomania AND he just so happens to be the centre of the universe

He suffering so much, he can barely walk to the toilet without toppling over. He had nasty fall in loo, he needs another few more weeks to heal up.

>>81749068
Do you regret turning nappysexual?

>>81749345
We have heard lad non of us expected it

I have lost almost every battle and still managed to win the war

Winning a war won't get me a gf.

>>81749309
lush tune lad
thanks

imagine not going out with the lad who won a war.

Sending a few more incredibly malicious spirits HHL's way with my copy of the Ars Goetia, several bound princes and dukes of hell and my candles made entirely of sebum. Sabnock taken a special interest in the lid.

Silver's blue

My IRL autist m8 has 5 sprogs

>>81749355
No one ever regrets choosing pampers over pussy, lad.

>>81749430
The nappy demon Pampeael has taken a specific interest in making HHL incontinent

>you'll never clap Helperlids pampussy whilst giving him L signs.

Drivel compapss has swung around to Gibrlatar

>Ars Goetia
cor a classic.

what's the REAL story, here? not saying 'all religion is fake' or anything, but did the author believe it all? how did they come up with the symbols and that? was it researched, or some kind of schizo/creative/hoax invention?

(don't try to summon demons just to 'test it' because what if they're real? not wise)

https://www.reddit.com/r/UK_Food/comments/1itgt5e/toby_carvery_etiquette_advice/
>Might be considered weird for someone to eat a Carvery alone

V pleased with the hoodie today
Decently pleased wiv the trainers,,Theyre definitely more worth the reduced price I got in December but amazon f*ked it up sending them so it got cancelled nd am just after just thinking i still want them nd spending the full price but its not too much,I would like them more at a discount,Its one of those,But overall am glad i did it

>>81749534
Shippy will NOT like reading this.

Din-din o'clock is it

>>81748673
>First scene
O LAWD HE COMIN'

>>81749552
>Go to work
>Someone does this
>2:52
https://youtu.be/jsoOtwPXpGE?feature=shared&t=172

Gna have another shower cus am jst feelin idk sweaty n restless

>>81749578
Garn have a bath me, then beddingtons, oh aye x

>>81749534
grim, this. they seem like a nice person just possibly-actually autistic.

>So I'll admit too I'm very anxious, I have autism and I think I've only had a couple carveries in my whole life and its actually my favourite food,
oh yeah there it is.

IRL it's not a big deal, spotlight effect and all that. it's better for her to go and have the meal than NOT do. it so fuck Reddit here JUST ANSWER HER QUESTIONS SO SHE DOES IT.

>>81749293
>>81749322

How it should be x

>>81749323

Chilli heatwave with the sour cream and tangy cheese dippingtons x

>>81749585
>I have autism and I think I've only had a couple carveries in my whole life and its actually my favourite food

>>81749596
not even having the chilli ones with the salsa dip?
HHL lad you are insane

>>81749585
>and its actually my favourite food,

>>81749585
>I've only had a couple carveries in my whole life and its actually my favourite food

I used to go on /x/,Nd /mu/ in the same way i would go on here now,from when i woke up....It seems weird to think now but it wasnt that long ago.Along teh way last year i they both jst got replaced.

>>81749634
wht would u post about on /x/

>I'm gna eat a massive portion, but am a ridiculously slow eater, and a small woman, I'm gna make sure I ask for a table somewhere away from people/out the way as I'd hate for anyone to notice either my portion or how long I take.
i wonder if kushqt420 KNOWS she is a cute person.
(reading her other posts, she reminds me of a poster here)

crossy is actually the succubus we all collectively summoned.

>>81749664
She literally has qt in her username, corr

>>81749585
I did a piano thing in 2ndary skewl during 1 of their shows like the band does n stuff,,I truly didnt want to from my nerves,but it made the music teacher happy n she was always nice to me,,But in any case When I sat down they shined a literal spotlight on me,No warning for that that I remember,Jst did it,Just on me in a dark room,Nd I could make out rows n rows n rows of ppls parents in front of me,Insane.went alright anyway,I guess

TOAD IN THE HOLE!

Lovely wank about Shippy again tonight ahh mmm

>>81749651
Mostly lurk desu,on x I didnt post much but what I did was copy n paste stuff from pastes into my phone notes nd learned from stuff like that.If I hadnt factory resetted my phone,I could be specific,Cus i had notes like that going back years,Nd some I wrote myself that was thousands n thousands of words,That jst got erased because I forgot my password on amazon one night,Its pretty tragic.But I did post quite a lot on mu, Mostly shitpost and shit post

>>81749610

I used to but now I prefer the tangy cheese/sour cream combo. Each to their own I suppose.

>>81749718
Keep it to yourself Ponce

>>81749718
I very much doubt anyone from /britfeel/ has ever wanked over me.

Thought Golders Green was on the Picadilly line for some reason.

Nice to see Ducky lad is still going strong on /x/

>>81749720
>i had notes like that going back years,Nd some I wrote myself that was thousands n thousands of words,That jst got erased because I forgot my password on amazon one night,
not right, this.

recentlyish lost a hard drive with 20+ year old photos and that, irrecoverable, was a gut punch.

>>81749772
i checked the other day and they were doing some 'inventing a "real" mandela effect' type thing where they're pretending a 70s disco guy was a big deal. think their intent is to get YouTuber creepy guys to talk about it.

to this day i still see that 'ever dream this man?' guy. it was a viral ad for something, i found the exact face maker Flash/Java tool settings they used, and emailed the company. they responded with something cheeky like "well done, but we don't care lol" (egg on my face, but i was right in the end)

>>81749803
Good evening there Ebinlad

life completely and utterly dedicated to a thread on 4chan's /r9k/ board

>>81749777
Got to move on,,its heart breaking tho

Right shower N strawberreis.......

>>81749803
ohhh this is all on Wikipedia now.
>Ultimate Flash Face
yeah that was the one.

mad to see zoomer stuff about it even recently. this one just was advertising you clowns.

'let's do a collective false-memory social experimental' just makes me think of this
https://youtu.be/ASLTIgylUVM?feature=shared&t=950

>>81749734
Well you would be wrong. Not trying to be weird but it is the second time this week. I find the idea of shagging someone who looks like you to be degrading, which is a huge turn on. I imagine people gossiping about us behind my back, about me shagging this disgusting guy, and it gets me so hot

Dec 2007,,ps3 was current gen.....different times back then.......I didnt have ps3 tho. Dec 07 I wouldve been playing halo 3 and Mario galaxy

Necking them woritos now and watching a new wepisode of Rick and Worty. Wonder if me smackhead "mates" ended up getting on the sniff tonight. Not my problem x

entering liminaI hours

Don't know why ever bint wants to be an influencer. Do they even have any redeemable skills that are practical for society?

>>81750024
If only they had the amazing skill of whining on /britfeel/ instead

>>81750039
I wouldn't call commentary a skill. Still I'd rather be posting here than trying to "make a name for myself" as an influencer. They are mentally ill.

>>81750024
>Do they even have any redeemable skills that are practical for society?
No, no they don't. Schopenhauer writes about this.

>>81750125
If he were alive today, he'd be very disappointed in women.

>>81750064
And you are mentally well?

>>81750133
He was disappointed about women then. He'd probably shit himself in an apoplectic fit of rage if he were to witness today's women.

Dnt know how i would ever make a boiled egg w/o this wee thing

>>81750171
With a normal timer, you mong.

Liminal NEET hours x

>>81749937
Are you imagining yourself as the top or bottom?

You'd think she'd sort her blackheads out before making asmr. Nice lass, though.

>>81750194
Hope you've got a swim nappy lad, or they'll not let you in the pools.

The world lost its womfort x

>>81750148
Obviously I'm mental. Legit mental, though.

She's prettier than R. Must be good getting by just by having a nice look.

3I/ATLAS goes down the Solar System for me x

>>81750335
Is Ruth now 'she who must not be named' to you?

>>81750276
Miss stuff being colourful n fun nstead of a sterile depressing warehouse everywhere u go

ordering beers at 1:45am but to be fair it was to make up the order, even alcohol-wise it was initially some tonic water for the gins i have leftover.

very real chance they'll be arsey about my expired passport and just take the whole order back but we'll see.

>>81750366
Sorry lad don't know any lass by that name.

>>81750393

We in monochrome world now de lid x

African security guards and self-service tills on tap x

>>81750393
Wish Comet stayed and Currys aka BT logo fucked off.

hard to keep track of them all, but does anyone remember Electronics Boutique?
some older shop -> Electronics Boutique -> GameStation -> GAME is how they went, i think

Thought I heard a knock on me front door there. Must have just been the windingtons.

>>81750486
Front door? I thought you lived in a care home.

>>81750418
Lmfao that pic feels like it has to be a joke but that's our world

Every time I've been in a police car, they've always had some mcdonalds bag in the backseat. Bunch of fat pigs quite literally.

>>81750473
Gamestation was its own separate thing. They got acquired by game later. Am not sure what came before EB. But yea I went like..Once.......I had a transparent green memory card that says electronics boutique on it I got from there..for ps....2? Maybe even 1 but i think 2. Possibly have it still

>>81750486
It was a knock, lid

In that beddingtons nows. Feel a bit sickly after necking that whole share wag of woritos but I'll survive. Garn watch some YouTubes nows.

playing on me Switch me

>Fungus/mold worldwide is rapidly approaching the stage where it can live at near-body temperature

It will be over.

>>81750473
In the days before GAME I think i mostly got gaming stuff in woolworths & currys & comet I luved looking at n64 games in woolies

>>81750596
What r you playing? X

The peaceful Christian country that was promised to me as a wean nd now ave grown up it doesnt exist anymore x they took it apart within my life time x piece by piece x like its a jumble sale x nd it gets worse n worse x Its not a good time to be an aspie and a christian x too much stuff changing that nobody warned us about x too much bad stuff going on in the world xxx

Early 90s birth timeline is some test of faith. I guess its by design.

>>81750605
Last Defence Academy x

Always liked going east kilbride for shopping wiv ma mambulance since when i was a wee sprog up to present day

>>81750681
Oh ayeeeeeeee nice Is it good? I wanted that. U played danganronpa as well?I luv them games.

>>81750418
remember having a laugh reading at some of the FOI requests to police they receive then answer, one was after the police had put up a metal detector to get in into McDonald's.

and like fair play that is bullshit, their explanation was even that the police was working WITH McDonalds providing officers to act as security, installing a temporary police property metal detector... but it's all fine because they had an agreement and technically it was outdoors or inside enough (whichever one) they could do it as a requirement of entry blablabla.

waste of resource and all very police state. setting up metal detectors, in advance? i wouldn't agree to go through that. i feel less safe.

When i was drunk nd going on about getting my d*ds phone number by msging my stp sister that ave not spoken to in years my big cousin was like that "Message her then" nd am like that But it would be bad because xyz nd this n that nd shes like "What? Jst send a message" I find it quite reassuring sometimes,,When am proper spiralling about something nd the odd occasions that i do get to bounce it off somebody else Nd they tell me its not something to be bothered by,I nvr know if am doing the right thing in life,Or committing a faux pas,like messaging my stp sister,when we havent spoke in a few years,I thought it could be some horrific thing to do that ppl would find out and gossip about it nd how terrible I am.Well am still not got round to it but maybe i will.

My younger sis doesnt have dads # either.Its quite bizarre really.Ave got a fxed up family in some ways.Its ok now but its been fucked in the past that still has a hangover onto today sometimes.Shes like that "obviously not" but she did tell me to just message that lassie too.Well its on my list.

drinks delivered. they didn't care for my ID.
i remember these cans! mostly as daft pub fridge drinks, 'craft cans'. main point was tonic water, anyway (still got limes and chillies).

cheers lids

No wonder i did get so drunk on that night when i was going on about all this stuff,,That makes me emotional when am drinking alone at my computer so i mustve got a real buzz getting to finally go on about it in irl sometimes I do do that if am drunk nd my mums around but Shes exactly the same as me like that Emotional nd sentimental from booze Its really not good bc it can turn into depression so quickly.But most of the time ave got nobody to takl to.

>>81750815
Looks like nice stuff enjoyx

cor, this has some American skewing but i think most of this was pretty global/universal.

>>81750710
yes mate love danganronpa. and its really good yeah glad i bought it. its pretty much the same type of game.

When my granny died in 2011 i had a lot of drinks wiv my mam over that whole year nd we talked about her a lot nd really my mum got quite emotional a lot but i was too young nd ignoratn to understand that she was obviously upset like by a lot.I still looked at her like."Youre a grown up youre alright with stuff like this" but i understand it better now.She is jst like me, with alcohol, she likes to drink just to get emotional nd feel things in the first place its a bug and a feature.

Page fiveington is it

>Not even sure what you mean "fucked" when Scotland has the cheapest fucking prices to the point where I was looking for a house I could have afforded to buy 2 houses in Scotland.
Am not being funny, but it did make me laff just as far as,What you described there is exactly what I meant by fucked,That yes,our house prices are cheap relative to england.And because of that.English ppl can take their pick here.So theyre not fucked to english ppl n particularly rich boomers who buy houses.They make them more fxked.If you sell a house in england,of course you can buy a bigger 1 in scotland.But its not fair jst steamrolling into a different country nd communities where ppl were born nd grown up in nd wanted to stay in for life.Where it WAS affordable to do so for all time until now. And it is a lot of those.Small places,places in the highlands,English ppl retire, sell their house,come up here for a scenic life,Theyve never gave a shit about scotland,still probly dont really,All their neighbours are other english ppl pulling the same scheme how is it fair?Its like evrybody is entitled to scotland xcept the scots,Whose opinion comes last,Nd it can just get treated like a holiday home by ppl with too much money.I dont like it.The union has no purpose now xcept to make england better off,Its so not fit for purpose for scotland its not even funny.So aye.I appreciate that somebody asked whats the problem though instead of jst abusing me.Ave got no love for the union in the 1st place but in particular since 2014 of course and since brexit ave just been completely scunnered with it.

Oh aye x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vh9zSedF1I

>>81750875
That pic is a banger.The audience year part is clever.Space ghost spooked me oot cus i didnt really know what it was.Usually meant i was up past my bed time by really loads.Trying to make sense of stuff.Oh yesh.Ill get 1 of the Worms games on steam now.

>>81750925
When the class trials started getting reeeeeeeeeeeeally long in 2,,It got more of a slog sometimes but,I always jst wanted to know what happens next so i finish them anyways.Nd i love monokuma and celestia ludenberg. Oh aye. The animes was great too seen them all i fink.Oh n i got "despair girls" downloaded on my ps4 but ave never played it.But yea anyways..................thats good to know that ur saying its similar.I hope i get it soon then.Enjoy xx

on to the G&Ts now. Strange Bootleg Paddington is guarding the NICE gin. i'm sure i can leave him alone with it!

Not even had my strawbs yet.Ngl fell into a bit of tunnel focus after my shower earlier nd jst been writing drivel.

>>81751213
Aw nice teddy

Please look after this fluffy bunny x

>be me
>neet baka
>unemployed millennial
>97% "I" INFP
>anxiety gang
>grown up shota
>aspie sweetheart
>fluffy bunny
>delicate wee flower
>unenmployement dnt have a job gang
>Jesus gang
>on unviersal credit
>living wit h my mammy nd my stpdad nd my cat
>in recovery 1 day at a time gang getting aff drugs nd aff booze
>Scoctish
>emotional support teddys n cat
Music for this feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjSmiHY0Bf8

Good kino this

This is the kind of stuff VICE used to release back in the day before they went full POC tranny

Wish i had a pal to go cineworld x 28 yrs later x lilo & stich x jurassic park x m3gan 2 x Or chill at home n watch Paddington on my telly x Unfortunately its jst not in the cards for little ol moi x

gift from an ex and it's not like it HAD to be some official Classic Paddington from Rainbow Designs, that was just a SUGGESTION. knock-off teddy from some random market or Chinese site is fine too. it's characterful.

(although i bet if i'd bought him a bootleg of one of his anime figurines, he'd have been displeased, just saying babe)

>>81751321
you know it's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lpM4mXJlxc

As you can see this is a piccy of me nd my friend form the internet thats came to visit me now that 4chan is blocked

>>81751370
Lol x
>>81751404
Yeshxxx

Sleeping schdule is fucked. life of a neet

Imagine using online dating apps if you are not a 9/10 6ft chad at the very least. I hate foids.

Dreamed about submarines, very cool x

>>81751521
I know a guy who is 5'4 and shagged 100+ women with tinder

>>81751557
Good on him for being attractive but most girls are with 6ft+ these says.

>>81751521
Ave always wondered what ppl mean to get "matches" on online dating,It sounds like,somebody else has a profile with similar stats to yours,I guess,but it seems like something ppl get excited about,nd that doesnt seem that exciting,so am probly missing something.Never been on a online dating app.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxc-pARZ7u8
>BWC bleachmaxx vlogger king busting negroe + gypsy pickpocketeer pooskins in rome

Vgh, kino innit. Finally getting some good recommendations again from that algorithm

>>81751563
How many girls have you shagged?

>>81751508

Sames. Garn try get some sleeps now thoughs.

>>81751521

This is why I don't ever bother with dating apps and just stick to my ASMR gfs.

>>81750875
Sad how you can really see the sovl leave over time,, from the most recent one i did like gravity falls,and steven universe

tiny mong is tired

>Immigrant shittting on the streets in rome

Gotta love dievershitty innit

Don't like darkies doing crime me

>>81751521
i have imagined this and then also did it.
Tinder in general is shit, even just the horrible shitty design/DLC SuperSWipe shit.
so then i used Hinge and Bumble and guess what you just write a profile and people just TALK BASED ON YOUR PROFILES and you go for a coffee or whatever.
OKCupid the website was good too before it started copying these apps (you just find profiles, read. message them. it was online dating, same way any 'profile' site works)

i know it can suck but don't take Tinder as some gospel, it's wank i say, it's wank

shippy has a criminal record

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbvfBfu06KQ

So fucking jelly of these east asians, it's not even funny. Look at how clean and orderly their public infrastructure hubs are. No pickpocketing pooskins either

We could have a society like this too if the good guys had won WW2

>>81751664
>>81751733
>>81752082
Getting ready for work I assume? It's tuesday morning.

What was he trying to convey here exactly

for me, it's an early morning shower. tried that thing that anon said with the towels and a hairbrush. sorry mate but you know what's mint? a hairdryer.

anyway time to start the daily grind,

I'm the anal king

>>81752482
tsarse

>/^!!UZk\/7fOgcw7$/

Shippy doesn't like anal because he's never had it

ugh im so tired de lads, life is shit when you are me

Check out these numbers, my british friends

little lore nugget for you: chika has bushy eyebrows

>>81750632
/britfeel/ is blessed with your presence

>>81750690
>Always liked going east kilbride

>>81751138
Incredibly based take

T.sassenach

Crossy pretends to be a good christian but abuses drugs

>>81751521
He's getting a 0.1% Match rate which isn't too uncommon, but getting a 0.1% date rate from the matches is his fault. Even a bellow average man will get a 10% date from match rate

>>81753179
How would you know about that

For those of you worried seething about me ignoring me showering, seductive wifeberg last night FEAR NOT. I went and gave her a massage and we had decent marital sex afterwards. Not one for the history books but certainly satisfying to both.

>>81753455
He made it up. Wouldn't mind if they were particularly. Sign of good metabolic health that. Worse if they are thin on the edges. Means thyroidnibba isn't doing so well.

>>81753517
Good morning Chika *punches you in the solar plexus as hard as possible*

at work but seriously cba desu might have to go full NEET mode soonish

>>81753568
Jokes on you, I don't even know what that is, so I don't know where to hurt. Guess I'm invincible.

>>81753582
not him but its the area above your stomach where you cant breath anymore for a couple of seconds after being punched

>>81753598
Oh. Well that's not very nice.

I'm a bit late to the party with this but I thoroughly enjoyed dicking about in BeamNG last night

*informs the apus that Norman Tebbit has died, aged 94*

>>81753664
Mental how old some people get. In my family most died around 60-65, it bad genes x

>>81752482
Doesn't your arse get sore?

Lewis Capaldi tickets secured for a mother/son date de lids.

>>81753664
The IRA did a right number on his wife.

I'm awake but at what cost de lads.

>>81753782
Every day above ground is a grim day.

>>81753713
Very nice. Seems like it's been a few years since I last heard about the mummy dates.
Hope you both have fun.

I've never taken my mum out anywhere just me and her.

>>81753782
another 14 hour day on the computer being bored lonely and depressed fuck my shite life x

>>81753900
Browse the Steam summer sale for new vidya to waste away yet more time in this finite life

>>81753912
NTA but, I bought a couple, got one called outlast2. Looked good, but it's a jump scare type game, and I don't like them. Just loud things to make you jump? Not for me. Hope it lasts a couple more weeks, as I may get something else, but I'm also going to get the next dayz dlc, which is out at the end of the month.

>>81753912
i wish i still enjoyed vidya mate

>>81753900
Nothing much going on you lad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsoOtwPXpGE

>>81753987
I thought that was jim davidson from teh thumbnail.

>>81754001
kek that does look like him

If I was told I have one of two choices. I will never interact with another human outside of a formal/business setting again, OR 4chan gets taken away, I'd rather lose real life social interaction than 4chan

There are some people out there that don't get social interaction and want it, they lament their isolated life, me? I get far too much social interaction and it's tedious, life is just a never ending battle to remain a isolated as possible, I'm not lonely at all when I'm alone, people treat this as a cope but it's really not. Nothing in life can match the comforting appearance of a new post when you click update.

Bored, lonely, depressed, no money, no gf or friends, barley surviving on bennies.

Oh yeah, it's kino. We're so back lads x

>>81754083
I have a couple of IRL frens, I get to leave the house once a week and have fun. I am on this site from when I wake up to when I fall asleep. It's brilliant because it's fast, we can constantly interact with somebody.
What about seeing family?
It's not a choice I can make easily.

>>81754161
>I am on this site from when I wake up to when I fall asleep

>>81754154
This but without the last part

>>81754161
Yeah I have a few IRL friends too, but sort of like HHLs mate, they are basically a nuisance and more trouble than they are worth. Maybe that's normal and you're meant to learn the social skills to cope with that, but 4chan is so flawless than I just gave up the idea of IRL socialisation and my social skills atrophied over time

>>81754165
No, I am not shippy.

I used to have loads of friends online

>>81754180
I know lad, I am, I was chad reacting because it's a chad thing to do

>>81754083
For me it would definitely be the opposite. I hate 4chan. I guess I just come here out of boredom, but I hate it. Real life social interaction is objectively better in every way.

For the last couple of years I have probably read every post here. Don't think I've ever missed a thread.

>>81754203
You're whats known round here as a 'normalfag' and should fuck off with immediate effect

>>81754205
I normally try to go through the backlog but when I'm working and the thread is really fast I sometimes miss bit, I'll be skimming so far that massive chunks just fly by. Occasionally later on I'll see another post reply to it and think "that was a good post, glad I didn't miss it in the end"

>>81754205
I've gone on some NEETlidays over the years, but yeah outside of those I'm just here every day. On twitter, youtube, other boards and other forums/imageboards as well, but always have britfeel open. Just how I live my life now.

>>81754211
Wonder if you ever thought this about a post I made.

A red pill about autism is that quality people you'd want to be friends with are put off by you, and people you'd be better off without are drawn to you. I think HHL knows this better than anyone else, but it's true for all autists really.

>>81754209
Don't tell me what to do you stupid cunt.

>>81754233
Yesterday was one of those days, I'll see if I can find some

London is a magical place at times, everything people say that's shit about it is absolutely true, there's not need to try and deny it, but the positives still outweigh the negatives

>>81754177
My mates are wreckheads (drink/drugs), but so am I (weed/alcohol/pregab consumed last night, alone). I've known them since I was a teen (45 now), and been through a lot of shit.
I didn't really have social skills, most people barely tolerate my presence (but weirdly some like me [probably muh handsomeness and witt]), but I've noticed that I'm worse round people. Maybe not "worse", I'm still my stupid self and say daft things, but on here we can say really daft stuff (to norms), and I say these things in the IRL at times.

>>81753928
I'm now looking at 'Aneurysm IV'. Completely different from anything I've played and probably a buggy mess but it's only 6 quid and might help me kill a few hours.

Never
Eat
Shredded
Wheat

I still have to use this to remember how a compass and directions work. I'm likely the lowest IQ lad here.

>>81751733
>Don't like darkies

>>81754317
>how a compass and directions work

>>81754317
Not Everyone Shags Women

another 16 hour day of being a boring fat prick on the anonymous website

>>81754262
Not really. The people for whom living in London is objectively better for their lives are the millions upon millions of immigrants coming from countries which could realistically be called hellholes. For an average white English person it absolutely doesn't outweigh the negatives even remotely, however, the problem is that there's nowhere left in England where you can make the sort of salary you can in London (for 99.99% of people) even if it's taxed to fuck and you have to live in a shithole. The people with the money to freely move countries have either done so or are doing so (11,000 millionaires left London last year lol).

London has become a city where the dregs of the world congregate at the invitation of the state to squeeze welfare from the dwindling remaining productive net taxpayers who are just poor enough to not be able to move freely to a better country. We've turned London from a jewel into a sewer.

>>81754331
>16 hour day of being a boring fat prick on the anonymous website

>>81754331
>16 hour day

>>81754312
Just had a look on steam, seems interesting, and I think I'll look into it more.
>>81754317
I know that, but also remember Naughty Elephants Spray Water. Might have had a teacher that liked shredded wheat, kek.

>>81754339
For a single young autistic guy I think it's good. Yeah it's absolutely riddled with crime but that primarily affects children, people involved in organised crime and women. A young bloke who isn't 'involved' you'll be fine.

>>81754262
>>81754339
>London is a magical place at times
I agree. Overall I like London.
>For an average white English person [living in London] absolutely doesn't outweigh the negatives
I disagree. I'm white and I lived in London, and I liked it a lot. Sure there are downsides - it's expensive, the air is polluted, and there is crime (thankfully I was not a victim of crime myself). But I think the positives are worth it. Like you say, salaries in London are higher. The range of jobs is far greater. And there are lots of other young adults living in London who you can socialise with. Here's a quote from pic related:
>When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Samuel_Johnson

Never
Engage
Seethie
Weethies

Naughty Erection
*Slaps Willy*

>>81753676
Same mayte. Dnt remind me. My grnny had 7 weans nd a number arr gone already. My mmy is an exception. And theh didn't get to old age either tne ones that's passed away. Well my granny's husband my grndd died in his 50s in thr 1st place, before i was born. So maybe it's that but my granny herself lived until 87. But that's probably the record fkr the oldest on both sides in my family in that generation. It was a bit exceptional. Whereas u hear about ppl with relatives in their 90s, they just have them like its normal. I dont know rly. I guess anything can happen. Whereas on my dads side everybody is still around AFAIK. But thats not helpful to me. I guess it might benefit my.own life span but id rather that ppl on my mmys side had longer ones I dont really care how long I live if I dont have anybody I can trust in the world then jt would actually be a punishment to stay too long.

Niggas?
Ew!
Shag
Whites!

I'm very racist myself, but the fact London is so non-white is almost a plus in away. Whites can often be a nuisance in a way that non-white never are. You never get a non-white Karen, they all literally just mind their own business and never want to interfere or interact with you, and that's a good thing

>>81753354
Am sure there was an electronics boutique there in the 90s or 00s. Maybe it was braehead. Definitely the forge. Probly sauchiehall St. I wish u could just google stuff like this like which shops on which street. Surely there should he a record of that.

>>81754406
>they all literally just mind their own business and never want to interfere or interact with you
kek
this has not been my experience

>>81754366
>A young bloke who isn't 'involved' you'll be fine.
The problem is this advice/logic is sort of breaking down, which is why it's gotten so bad. There aren't 'safe' places any more. Samuel Winter wasn't 'involved' with any of these undesirable cohorts and he was right in the middle of central London in the still-daylit evening when he was simply murdered by a lifelong benefit parasite who felt he had been personally slighted for accidentally brushing past him in a crowded tube station.

This is not an acceptable way to live.

>>81753884
I do this quite a bit at wrekends what I used to call our dates but somebody on here told me off for calling it that. But jt depends what you mean by taken out. Cus she drives us everywhere in the 1st place. It's actually my dream to have a car where I can give her a lift places if she needed it. I feel.quite inadequate that I cant drive. Especially if 4chan gets blocked that will be my focus to fill the time.
>>81754321
Lol
>>81754317
Lol lol lol lol I do this and count on my fingers grim

>>81754406
>hey all literally just mind their own business and never want to interfere or interact with you
Lmao, this has to be bait right? Like this lad said>>81754427 I wonder if Sam Winter thought that BAMEs were nice and polite and just minded their own business and never started any trouble...

>>81754406
>You never get a non-white Karen
I don't think that's true. Surely a Karen is just any loud middle-aged woman, of any ethnicity.

Woah, they're going after gay ming.
This isn't funny anymore.

oh my days only a few weeks until we get banned from 4chan

>>81754449
>>81754455
No please, lads I don't want this, I just want to be able to chill in britfeel all day, please please please can the government just not do this shite, please?

>>81754439
>>81754418
It's not b8, and you're right that you're far more likely to be an innocent victim of crime in London than elsewhere, but the fucking tediousness of living in a provincial town is worse than the occasional spin of the roulette wheel where you hit three 0s in a row and get stabbed for your phone

>I'm a little lamb, lost in the wood, maybe I could, really be good, with someone to watch over me.
That's (You) that is.

>>81754463
Unironically it would be good for you. Britfeel is shit. 4chan is shit. In fact, 4chan is cancerous.

>>81754449
>All sites and apps that allow pornography

Tfw individual tasks at work I fundamentally morally disagree with. Do them anyway because... Want to keep job. Want to keep job because... Money and not wanting to appear to be a failure to other people AKA cowardice and selling my soul. Kinda just frozen in place now. The actual correct, morally right thing to do right this second would be to resign with immediate effect. And yet I don't think I'll do it. Bad place to be. I simply cannot live a morally consistent life whatsoever while doing this absolute nonsense. What on earth is wrong with me.

>>81754465
So you actually find the possibility of getting stabbed and having your phone stolen as the cause of the 'excitement' for living in a city like London? That's quite perverse lad, ngl. Why can't we just have London but without the criminals and foreign ethnic enclaves?

>>81754463
Time to get a life de lid

>>81754478
>individual tasks at work I fundamentally morally disagree with
Care to elaborate

>>81754482
Not at all, it's a negative that has to be balanced out by positives, that said, it's not like London is the only place infested with criminal immigrants.

>>81754478
Yeah same here lad. The bad guys won. They created a system where you quite literally have to go against your moral intuition to be allowed to have anything even resembling a nice life. It worked for a while, but now that the decline has very firmly set in they'll find it increasingly difficult to put that offer on the table for most young men. Angry young men are bad news for them.

It's why I see sectarian civil conflict as pretty much inevitable at this point, but also that it will overall be a good thing in the long run.

>>81754499
Right, so why can't we just get rid of them all? They literally bring NOTHING good and contribute massively to a range of bad shit. Yet we just get more and more and more year after year after year.

>>81754478
When do you plan on leaving the dead end office job to doss all day?

>>81754482
you're the male equivalent of women who are too into true crime and think every man they don't know is going to brutally rape and murder them lmao

some fella got sucked into a running turbine on an airport in italy

>>81754494
No because uh personally identifying potentially.

>>81754505
Yeah. I cannot justify doing this any longer. I really might resign. Actually morally worthless existence I do be living in. The longhouse feminine rubbish is just making me laugh like I'm the joker baby multiple times a day now too. It's all fucking insane.

>>81754482
Yeah because London had no crime when it was much whiter, right?

Refuse to go to London because I'm scared my phone will be immediately snatched as soon as I step off the train

have to leave the hovel in 15 and now its just started raining

>>81754523
>some fella got sucked into a running turbine on an airport in italy
is he ok?

>>81754557
he dead x

>>81754521
Absolutely not. I fully acknowledge that most people will never in their life be a victim of crime, particularly not violent crime. The problem is that too many people overall ARE the victims of crime. Crime is a particularly virulent for of social decay because it spreads immense costs in virtually all spheres of public life over a very large area and strata of the population. Everything about it makes life worse for everyone else. We know that crime is through the roof; people have to look over their shoulders; women think twice about getting in taxis alone; "why is that teenage urban yoof wearing a balaclava in the middle of the summer?" etc. etc. It's not that you WILL be victimised, it's that there exists now zero trust in the system that bad people are taken off the streets, so you simply don't KNOW if you're going to be victimised. It imposes real costs on peoples' lives. Not only that, everyone understands that if you have your phone or your bike stolen or whatever then you simply will not get it back. It is gone. The person who took it will face no consequences. It's the acceptance of defacto legalised criminal activity. This is really, really bad for society and anyone who doesn't understand this I encourage to go walk down a street in south Chicago to see just how bad it gets if you keep going down the same path.

not been outside in a week

Also do the wee alphabet song in my head evry time when im trying to find something in alphabetical order
>>81754548
The ripper suspect w most actual evidence(DNA) is a polish Jew

>>81754548
Bait. Nobody makes this claim. But objectively it had lower crime levels and yes even lower murder rates. Much lower in fact. But also, you could have London be the same demographic makeup as it is now (I would object for a number of other reasons, but lets just keep it as is) and still have extremely low crime rates. The primary cause for crime is not locking up/executing criminals. Insane levels of crime are committed by minuscule percentages of the population. If you simply said enough is enough and locked up the known repeat offenders forever crime would drop by huge amounts.

About 5-6% of offenders commit about 75% of all crime. Lock them up, crime drops to El Salvadoran levels overnight. It really is that simple.

Not this mongy discussion again pls

Thers more hard physical evidence of sum jew guy being jk the ripper like 150 yrs ago than thrre is for my lucy being guilty of anything except getting stitched up by sadistic normies

>>81754584
Same, but not always, if it's a later letter I need to get to, I just quickly say the alphabet till I get to it. I also get to P, forget the exact way to sing the rest, so just start thinking it (at times).

always thought jack the ripper was just a tale, didnt know it was real lol

>>81754631
What other facts in history do you think was "just a tale"?

Ave pretty much just accepted the site will be gone n started to move on in advance in ny mind iff not in my heart. But what comes after is something thats I dont really know.

>>81754622
>get to P, forget the exact way to sing the rest
Lmfaooooo i know that feels. Its not right xxxx

>>81754642
cant think of any atm

>>81754584
White gentile Brits are never murderers are they?

>>81754598
>objectively it had lower crime levels and yes even lower murder rates
I bet London had loads of crime in the past. Crimes were probably recorded less in the past. E.g. if a woman was raped she would've been pressured to shut up about it, and even if she spoke to police about it, they might not take her seriously.

>About 5-6% of offenders commit about 75% of all crime. Lock them up, crime drops to El Salvadoran levels overnight. It really is that simple.
I think criminals should be punished, and prison is a good idea for locking up dangerous people. Unfortunately the Tories didn't fund the criminal justice system properly for 14 years, so now we don't have enough prisons.

>bad faith argument after bad faith argument
it's all so tiresome
why they feel the need to minimise crime and criminals and call it for what it is I will never know, maybe some kind of weird self-hatred thing where deep down they think they and others deserve to be victims of crime?

Lots of cockwomble spunktrumpet Reform voters ITT today

>>81754317
For me it's:
Naughty
Elephants
Squirt
Water

>>81754678
My stance is that I don't want to minimise crime. I hope we can have a well-funded police service to reduce crime as much as possible. I also think we shouldn't blame crime on certain ethnicities though. Every ethnicity contains some criminals.

>>81754678
>some kind of weird self-hatred thing where deep down they think they and others deserve to be victims of crime?
Bingo

New thread new thread it's a new thread

>>81754697

>>81754678
>>81754703
Shit, I meant "I want to minimise crime". I was going to write "I don't want crime" but then I changed it.

>not even seeing the thread through to 400
Faggots.

Chika have you ever sucked off a tranny?