I was on my way home this evening when I passed Sterilizer sleeping inside a bus stop shelter for warmth. I called out to it but it didn't answer, so I went over and tapped on the glass. It didn't respond at first, but then it finally rolled over and looked up at me. Its eyes were bloodshot, pupils constricted unnervingly, and you could tell from a glance it hadn't showered in weeks. A bottle of Skol fell out of its hands as it rolled over, and I'm pretty sure I saw a paper bag with needles on the ground next to it. At first it just stared at me, but then it started rocking back and forth and mumbling something about "speargun" and "dog breath". The whole thing freaked me out, so I just dropped some cash for it and kept walking without looking back. If you guys see Sterilizer out there, it's probably best to just keep your distance...