>W-WHAT?!? MY BOYFRIEND CH-CHEATED ON ME?!? WITH A-ANOTHER G-G-GIRL?!? AND NOW HE WANTS TO RAISE HIS CHILD HE HAD WITH HER!?! I-IF I DO HE'LL LET ME WATCH?!? EVEN THOUGH HE CHEATED ON ME JUST LIKE MY DAD (who's canonically a gay pedophile who infected me with the homo btw) CHEATED ON MY MOM!?! WELL WHAT CAN I SAY TO THAT EXCEPT YABBA DABBA DO!!!! I AM SUCH A HAPPY KEKQUEAN!!!