>oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo zelda is betraying link with ganondorf
>meanwhile in reality
or malon, or midna, or that fat aunt from tp, or bad zelda, or epona
who is this psycho that latched onto the series and is assuming that zelda and link were always a couple and that I should feel bad that SOMEHOW the fact that zelda isn't with link means that his sausage won't ever get wet again, as opposed to the harsh reality that the second the female population of hyrule catches confirmation that he's available they're going to rape him, at best?
