So... Mario and Peach aren't couples?..

>>716486027 (OP)
Nope, not even butt buddies.

The end of an era.

>>716486027 (OP)
>tfw when I know what the whole image of this Zelda pic actually is

>>716486152
Post it

>>716486371
Fuck off beggar

To be fair, if I was a fat ass PAWG blonde built princess, I too would want to take fat spiked Bowser cock

Why do tendies post threads on /v/ about ships and NTR porn of Nintendo characters instead of posting about the games or about gameplay? Have they run out of slop games to consoom?

>>716486027 (OP)
Who gets cucked the most ? Link or Zelda ?

>>716486481
browns don't play vidya. only jerk off to bestiality porn of vidya characters

>>716486481
their games are boring

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZeR-vxREvw&pp=ygUfbWFyaW8gZ2V0IHlvdXJzZWxmIHRvZ2V0aGVyIGJybw%3D%3D
Truly a timeless song. Peach should be stoned to death.

>>716486531
zelda.

>>716486904
this
link has 3-5 girls minimum in each game throwing themselves at him while zelda rots in a dungeon somewhere

>>716486027 (OP)
nobility can't marry peasants

>oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo zelda is betraying link with ganondorf
>meanwhile in reality
or malon, or midna, or that fat aunt from tp, or bad zelda, or epona
who is this psycho that latched onto the series and is assuming that zelda and link were always a couple and that I should feel bad that SOMEHOW the fact that zelda isn't with link means that his sausage won't ever get wet again, as opposed to the harsh reality that the second the female population of hyrule catches confirmation that he's available they're going to rape him, at best?

>>716486027 (OP)
God I love anime girls with fat eyebrows

>>716486567
That's not fair, i'm into bestiality but i've never watched anything featuring niggers.

>>716486531
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>>716487148
fish smell fishy

>>716487272
so do women

>>716487148
You can blame Fujibayashi for the god-ordained ZeLink 4ever shit. He forced that plot point into Skyward Sword despite it not working with how Ocarina/Majora/Twilight already played out as a story.