>comes out
>play it and really enjoy it
>p-rank everything, 100% every aspect of the game
>put it down for ages
>switch port comes out
>pick it up
>can't get into it at all
>think it might be some weirdness on Switch, boot it up on PC
>same deal, just can't get into it or enjoy it
Weirdest shit I've experienced with a game. I'm the kind of person who replays shit he enjoys constantly.