Corey had a heart attack and died when he heard his best friend Johnny Somali has run into legal trouble

Is it really true?

BREAKING NEWS: Beloved pawn broker Corey Harrison has reportedly been eaten alive by a rabid crowd of Coldplay fans after being seen hugging Chumlee

When cory learned that tech CEO was having an affair with the hr lady he just started screaming until he deflated like a punctured balloon, how could Coldplay have let those horrible depraved perverts into their concert? I was crying the whole time while Chumlee rolled up corey's flattened corpse like a valuable poster for back to the future 2, or a newspaper that says Jimmy Carter got elected president, and put it in a mailing tube, to go to heven. Will Jesus be able to reinflate him there and turn him into a angle? Now I am screaming and I have a nosebleed.

I heard they are going to taxidermy him so he can continue buying old things forever

He was too perfect for this world and that's why God kidnapped him and took him 2 heven

He was the most handsome and beloved of all pawn store operators and now he has been washed away by the floods and eaten by rabid sharks

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If I recall correctly "no farther shud haf two berry his sun" was correct.