Number of aborted children Steven has: 0

Number of times Steven apologized to his wife for her aborting their child: 0

Number of times Connie has fucked a blue alien with dreadlocks: 0

Number of times black guys have flirted with Connie: 0

Number of times Steven needed a woman or a fascist dictator to bail him out of a fight he couldn't win: 0

Number of times Steven's dad has beaten the living dogshit out of him for being a pussy: 0

Number of times Steven has been used to spread dogshit miscegenation BNWO sissy propaganda: 0