>>214874668 >Because I wanted him back in Heaven. Why, even though he was working to convert people on Earth to the true religion? Uhh... well... TOO MANY QUESTIONS! I'M GIVING A THOUSAND KIDS BLOOD CANCER BECAUSE OF YOU!
>you're all dirty sinners who deserve to go to hell because your great^1000 grandmother ate an apple, but it's okay I forgive you because I sacrificed a part of myself to myself to fix it or something