Thread 214053724

>And now for my final touch
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>PRIONS!!!

>>214053724 (OP)
How hard is it for you to not take dicks up the ass?
How hard is it for you to not cannibalize your fellow man?

>>214053848
God made him that way chud, are you questioning his divine will?

>>214053889
It was his choice to be born a 5'3 zero testoerone male, Chud.

>this world was made for humans
>97% salt water

>Every once in a while babies will be birn with a fused eye socket
>Also they die a few hours after birth

>>214053848
Christians literally consume the flesh and blood of Jesus according to Catholic teachings btw

>>214053724 (OP)
>and now, I'll create prostate orgasms

can theologian explain to me the purpose of neutron stars?

>>214053962
kek

>>214053962
>this race shall have no testable IQ and are prone to violence… oh also they’ll breed like rabbits laying 8 million eggs in one brood, have an exoskeleton and be are strong enough exert 3300 newtons of force.... and every other animal eventually evolves into them. Don’t forget to say thank you

>>214053848
>How hard is it for you to not cannibalize your fellow man?
OP is an argie not a Uruguayan

>>214054334
their rotation times their rotation rate of change is a relevant quantity so it makes astronomy professors have to say "pp(dot)"

>>214054334
you cant know yet, Gods plan o algo

>>214053724 (OP)
>send everyone that wasn't born with the predisposition to believe in my existence to hell so they suffer for all eternity for something they had no influence on

I never tire seeing these anti god threads.

>>214054675
it's like reddit, but with less wine and cheese "muh scientific arguments" faggotry

>>214054079
Atlest that sounds cool

>>214054714
Religion is a lot more reddity
>~le hecking awesome sauce epic afterlife

>>214053962
This and the various sorts of parasites are big tells, along with genetic diseases and age related diseases (like prion build up). The bigger redpill is that human precursors were actually created artificially and interbred with other groups on Earth. Humanity is a hybrid race, some (i.e., white people) are closer to those precursors. The bloodline families often linked to things like banking are much more aware of their history/connection.

>>214055198
Just read The Future of an Illusion nigga

>>214053724 (OP)
>your descendants shall be cursed to die from malaria, earthquakes, and cancer because you ate some fruit I left as a test

>>214053724 (OP)
>what if...i gave them an empty balloon that fucking ruins your life for no reason

>>214055198
What are you talking about

>>214055297
I've had a look at the wikipedia article.
>Freud's description of religious belief as a form of illusion is based on the idea that it is derived from human wishes with no basis in reality. He says, "Thus we call a belief an illusion when a wish-fulfillment is a prominent factor in its motivation, and in doing so we disregard its relations to reality, just as the illusion itself sets no store by verification
I believe this resentment in the Western mind comes from issues with the Catholic Church. But religions are not without their use. Even if you have no inclination to look into esotericism associated with the Babylonians and Kabbalah, the Abrahamic religions are what dominate geopolitics, fundamentally, in large part due to Banking. Why were the Jesuits so heavily involved with the development/spread of the printing press? Why did the Royal Society have a strong Freemasonic connection? Blindly ignoring it all leads to being just another faith driven individual of another sort of delusion.

>>214055565
>Abrahamic religions are what dominate geopolitics, fundamentally, in large part due to Banking. Why were the Jesuits so heavily involved with the development/spread of the printing press? Why did the Royal Society have a strong Freemasonic connection?
You may as well have said organised religion is behind the greatest evils in the world

>>214053962
>this world was made for humans
>the majority of humanity for the vest majority of its existance has perished by literally shitting themselves to death

>>214054476
OP here, I'm trans in case you are wondering

And now for my final master plan I'm going to add 2 Billion Indians and they will be everywhere.

>>214053724 (OP)

>lucifer: praise be to your creation my lord, I trust you'll just make a nice happy boring universe where everything goes smoothly all the time as that is clearly the sensible thing to do
god: NOOOOOO that's BORING I HATE that I will have constant STRUGGLE and COMPETITION and everything will be SHITTY most of the time to give MEANING and PURPOSE to life
>lucifer: I mean, you could just easily program the people themselves so they never get bored in a nice peaceful univer-
>god: I CAST THEE OUT

>>214056034

>god: abram, c'mere, we're gonna go for a walk
>abram: ok sure god, what's up
>god: *puts his hand on abram's shoulder, they walk for a bit* okay i'm not super happy with how things are going, so here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna fix all the problems, and here's how we're gonna do it. abram, you're gonna go home and cut off the really sensitive, fleshy part of your penis, and then you're gonna make sure that the same thing is done to every male in your household, including your family and all your livestock. That will solve all of the problems we've been having. Capisce?
>abram: yes god, anything you say

>>214055601
It's related to "calibration of thought" as it is closely related to things like language, calendars, and law/governance.

>>214054675

Agreed. It's been a very gratifying, if minor pushback on the tradcath larping which dominated board culture the previous 12 years or so. Happily, there's enough people who see how silly it all is that it's continued for a bit.

>>214053724 (OP)
insert frogs with eyes in their mouth
>and they still live, breed and function as normal frogs

>>214056034
>nematodes
>The nematode Caenorhabditis elegans an important model organism, was used as part of an ongoing research project conducted on the 2003 Space Shuttle Columbia mission STS-107, and survived the re-entry breakup. It is believed to be the first known species to survive a virtually unprotected atmospheric descent to Earth's surface.[83][84] The Antarctic nematode Panagrolaimus davidi was able to withstand intracellular freezing depending on how well it had been fed.[85] In 2023 an individual of Panagrolaimus kolymaensis was revived after 46,000 years in Siberian permafrost.[86]
>Meanwhile humans trip and die from hitting their head wrong
What the FUCK did God meant by this?

>>214056109
Kek'd
But really, what's with his fixation on penis skin?? And MUTILATION of it, is that some kind of deepweb-tier fetish?? What a fucking pervert

>>214056318
Xhe's truly thought of everything. It's a nematodes' world and we live in it, we're literally just third rate NPCs in the story of unconscious invisible worms... beautiful... inspiring... praise the Lord

>>214055814
Hey, this about the Indians are things humans do.
There are so many things, in fact it's humans' fault

You sinners
W/ someone beginning about the orgasms. Stop being so incapably difficult (longer story)

God never started growing Indians in Canada or anywhere else but India.

>Disrespect me? *rolls eyes* UGH, as long as you repent...
>Disrespect my son (me)? I mean... Not cool by any means but just don't do it again hmkay
>Disrespect my pigeon thing (also me)? IMMEDIATE ETERNAL TORTURE IN DEEPEST NIGGERHELL
What did he mean by this?

mfw I make over 99.999999% of the universe unlivable because of solar and cosmic radiation

>>214057737
Respect his fursona

Why did he do it?

>yes even though you have betrayed me numerous times I still forgive you and will give you eternal life with true ever lasting happiness
>all you have to do is be faithful to me
>"nah I'd rather stay obsessed with black penises"
you people really deserve to burn in hell forever

>>214053724 (OP)
>life will be boring and pointless at best or miserable at worst for 99% of the population
>oh and if someone decides not to have children to end this cycle I'll make their brain have a chemical imbalance that causes depression

>>214057905
lol

Remember: hell is forever, ever and ever.

>sends you to be eternally tortured in hell because you made fun of him
what is his problem?

>your salvation from an eternity of being assraped by the devil with a hot poker forever depends on your belief in me
>therefore i will hide all evidence of my existence

Let me get this straight:
Option 1: you follow the teachings of Jesus, you become a better person and perhaps get eternal life.
Option 2: you mock him, you get a penis in your ass and you cease to exist.

You people are so stupid.

>>214058085
it be like that

>>214058144
Not satisfied with the gift of life you've been given, you want absolute certainty that you will go to heaven and also be forgiven for everything?
What makes so special?

>>214053724 (OP)
Trust His plan

This is the cut-off line for people who have wrested creation from the void for being able to criticize God. Again, only those who have set the foundations of the world and separated the firmament from the firmament may criticize God PAST THIS LINE >__________________________________________________________________________

>>214058184
the gift in question (also you must never beat off or do drugs or do anything fun ever):

>>214058240
If that's your only source of fun there's something deeply wrong with your life.
It's a sign that you should fix it, not become more degenerate

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>>214058107
Why are Latinx such sheep

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>>214057905
Man I love these threads

>>214058355
create some life that that shit doesn't happen to then you dumb nigger oh wait that's right you can't all you can do is bitch and moan and if you had God powers by the way the world you would build would SUCK fuck you I don't want to live in your creation because you're just some dumb jerk you're not GOD

>>214053724 (OP)
>And for my next trick - pedophiles!

>good thing happens
>woooow praise god Ö

>bad thing happens
>wtf you can't curse god, je works in mysterious ways o algo

>And then, I will hide all evidence of the great flood and replace it with fake dinosaur bones
>hehe this is gonna trick loads of them

>>214053724 (OP)
So uh, I will grant you the ability to develop a highly capable, aware and sensible intelect so you can think properly and also solve problems and obstacles. It will LITERALLY BE YOUR BEST FRIEND, so treat with respect mkay?
>Creates schizophrenia

>>214058423
extremely underaged post

>>214054079
catholics think that they rank above the Bible (yet underneath God) so they shouldn't be taken seriously lol

>>214058423
is this the first gen a here?

>>214054006
what the fuck

>>214058423
gen alpha OWNS atheist

I WILL KILL ALL THE FUCKING KIDS MAKING FUN OF BALD PEOPLE YOU HEAR ME??? I WILL KILL THEM ALL! FUCK YOU!!

>>214058085

Out of instinct, old thelogical councils made of suicide an absolute and unpardonable sin. They (the church), much like the state, instinctively understood themselves to be a parasite which absolutely requires a body of living human hosts in order to subsist and reproduce. Absent the prior vermin of the individual human being, there is no possibility of the lesser, downstream vermin, the organizations that they arbitrarily invent, religions, governments.

>>214058646
Theres shellfish remains in mount everest tho

>I assure you dear anon that making Adam (before Eve mind you) able to cum from his asshole while having a throbbing succulent dick full of virile kike seed is very important
>WHAT? I'M NOT GAY! THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, FOREVER CHUD!

Why don't you guys make fun of Vishnu o algo?

>>214059771
Noone cares about vishnu except some Pajeets

>>214059771
who the hell is that?

>>214054272
>>214059763
You do realize that it's a test right? Can you resist temptation and not commit sins for pleasure?

>>214059771
Better question is why dont they make fun of satan?

Obvious jeet thread
Make fun of vishnu or youre a pajeet

>>214059861
There are multiple Satanjaks THOUGH

>>214059882
>THOUGH

>makes someone indian then sends them to hell for being Hindi
Wait......based

>>214058280
your sky daddy doesn't exist you niggercattle retard.

>>214056244
Why did god do this?

>>214059872
>my completely good diety? he wins by only tricking pious demons and people

Unironically if god is real why would he create brown people?

I'm being serious. Why would god make a rave of beings that are both stupid and physically weak and there is nothing they can do about it?

>>214060004
so they can spam bbc porn on int

>>214059844
>I'll test you by making your body feel unimaginable pleasure by sticking a finger up your ass

God lowkey a psycho

>>214058184
>gift of life
Worst piece of shit gift ever, who the fuck asked

>>214059947
>>214056244
He's testing that frog o algo

>Um yes I will make the indu river valley and the north china plain very adapt to support massive civilizations
>This will ensure literally billions will burn in hell since they will never be able to believe in me
What's His problem?

>>214060660
You don't go to hell and burn forever if you never heard of God or Jesus. You go to like limbo or someshit until Jesus rescues you. You only burn forever in hell if you heard of God and rejected him.

>>214059763
Kek. Thoughbeit to be le honest 99% of guys wouldn’t be able to cum hands free from basic anal, even most fags can’t do it, because it requires concentration, relaxation and restraint, something most fags (and str8s) just don’t have. Most hands free ‘cumshots’ in porn are either
syringed fake cum in the penis or the bottom has abstain for a few days while taking supplements to be 100% guaranteed to blow. You’d be suprised to know that the vast majority of active bottoms have never had a prostate orgasm, many even find anal nothing but physically painful (it’s le mentality)


Thank u folkx for reading my self fellating fag blog <3~

>>214059625
The Bible is not divinely created you stupid heretic, the Bible is only a part of the Tradition

Protestants really want muslims to take over i swear

>>214060693
what a psychopath
not to mention according to catholicism the imbo of INFANTS isnt doctrine

>>214060726
Yeah baptise him early and its no problem

>>214054079
>While they were eating, Jesus took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take and eat; this is my body.”

It's perfectly clear m8

>>214060755
>yeah ALL embryos are babies, so dont kill them
>wait the whore aborted it?
>lol just send them to hell

>>214060693
>catholic
lol

>>214060724
humans are not above God's word dummy

>>214060857
Protestantism is unironically more retarded

>>214060693
where is that stated in le bibble

>humans are all sinners and liars and it once made me kill them all
>btw that screaming lunatic on the street told you about me and you didn't trust him
>OFF TO HELL WITH YOU

>>214055402
It's a test, you need to be smart enough as a species to develop anaesthetics and germ theory to be able to safely and reliably cut it out.

>>214060815
ritualistically cannibalizing your God and this isnt somehow hindu tier

>>214060933
I don't know

>>214060956
>And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
>And the Lord said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them.
>Then said I, Ah Lord God! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth.
>Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.
...

>>214060693
Then why the fuck did the Christians tell everyone?

>you need a place to live? you need a decent apartment where you can live in peace?
>here are some upstairs neighbors who start kicking the floor really hard every day at 6 AM
What did god mean by this

>>214061118
Christians wanted to tell as much people as possible how great Jesus was. It was the Jews that wanted it to remain a gatekept religion from the gentiles.

Blame Paul.

>>214061044
You VILL eat ze poopenbrot

>make someone confess their sins so God forgives them
>immediately kill them after
>they are now 100% guaranteed to go too heaven
why aren't priests doing this? are they stupid?

All these "points" are hardly arguments against a God, or any kind of God. Since when does divine creation = perfection?

>>214053724 (OP)
/pol/turds seethe so hard over this type of thread lmao

>>214054079
Christcucks in shambles

>>214055402
>>214055814
Kek

>>214061399
Because secular morality overrides "biblical" morality.

>>214061567
Nothing can disprove deistic creator god because it's an untestable hypothesis, but all the imperfections in the world sure don't sound like something an omnipotent and omnibenevolent being would make.

>>214061567
doing the bare minimum to prevent catastrophic levels of unnecessary suffering and evil = perfection....hyell yea brutha, deus vult

>>214055402
never had a problem, skill issue

>>214061399
funny how atheist say this but then complain about children dying

>I know what a omniscient/omnipotent being thought proccess should've been!
ever lasting fire

>>214061567
>God made the universe poorly on purpose o algo

>>214062123
>god is unknowable
>except for his book, that one is his word, completely legit

>>214062143
>poorly
according to your reddit takes? Everyone should've been given free funkos or something?

>>214062123
>>214053848
>South Americans come running
lol

>>214061567
it's just atheist-kike babble, talking points that would look ridiculous on any serious debate

>>214059625
Where's the logical fallacy?
If a book can be divinely inspired, then so can the Church itself.

>>214059625
BTW, where does it say in the bible, that the bible should be the sole word of God?

Funny how it's the case for all of your that you're ungrateful for the gift of life you've been given.
There's nothing rational about it, just pure spite.

>>214062252
>>214062222
>dont make fun of my retarded god

oh my fauci, the thought that I might be talking to people wearing buttplugs...

>>214062123
What the fuck ben stiller?

If God is so loving, why did He have you be born in Brazil?

>>214060966
>pulling bullshit from his ass

>>214062433
You must forgive anon, he is an idiot.
I purposefully created him wrong as a joke.

>Be fruitful and multiply!
>But also blessed are the barren, and the wombs that never bore, and the breasts that never nursed

>>214062123
>Dude just let this stranger into your home and rape your kids. Just trust me bro its all part of his grand design.

>>214059771
because the people that participate in our religion are not at the point of self awareness yet where they see gods not as far off divine beings that can only be looked at but as concepts that were rightfully pants on head retarded as most of these scriptures are just retarded babble written by humans like you or me. You're basically underage so this will pass right above your red vs ble head.

>>214058437
>and for my next trick - i'll enact laws to forbid the sweetest fruit and make the npc masses hunt you down dare you touch it

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>>214060716
I've never tried to penetrate my butthole but I'm pretty sure prostate orgasm is a gay myth propagated by the jews and even straight sodomy wasn't common until it was popularized by (if I remember my pol infographics correctly) Alvin Goldstein

>>214053724 (OP)
the fuck is his problem?

>>214055198
shut up you aussie fuck

>>214055663
>the remaining 3% is parasites

>>214064074
God's plan

>>214063997
They are real. I’ve had plenty myself.

>>214064223
thanks for sharing

>Oooo brazilian... defend my honor online and your place in heaven is almost guaranteed, and tell them how easy it is to go to heaven
>fewness of the saved? Don't worry about it

>>214064281
No, that's not the point
The point is if the christian jewish or muslim god is real then they are very inconsistent and hypocritical

>>214058221
>le sekrit plan

>>214064281
>bad thing therefore god real because he’s testing us in ways we can’t comprehend o algo

>>214062252
AGAIN WHO THE FUCK ASKED??
Temu-ass "gift". Is g*d a sub 70 IQ retard?

>>214064281
>other peoples with other gods that never ever heard of Jesus for thousands of years (and vice versa) therefore Jewish god not more real than any other

>I'll make the 1% extremely depraved, pedophilic, kvlt, greedy
>I'll call it free will
>I'll make 3-4 billion orientals who have never known god

Ahura Mazda wins again.

>>214058184
didn't fucking ask for any gifts

>>214062682
it's still shitposting even if you're omnipotent