>>520844594
>I won't fulfill my own prophesy if you're a meanie
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>>215691148
>I'm going to make the prostate capable of giving men incredible body-trembling sissygasms, but if you put your dick in there to give them one your soul will get raped in hell for the rest of eternity.
>I'm going to make the prostate capable of giving men incredible body-trembling sissygasms, but if you put your dick in there to give them one your soul will get raped in hell for the rest of eternity.
>>214719287
Was feeding a monkey at the zoo once and he pulled my finger and it made a pop noise, his hands were so small yet his grip strength was insane despite being 1/10 my size, monkeys are a lot more muscular than humans despite eating a shit and grass diet but the downside they don't have as perfect of a control over their muscles as humans, this is why humans are a lot better at throwing things than all apes, also we have the biggest penis to body ratio of all apes.
Was feeding a monkey at the zoo once and he pulled my finger and it made a pop noise, his hands were so small yet his grip strength was insane despite being 1/10 my size, monkeys are a lot more muscular than humans despite eating a shit and grass diet but the downside they don't have as perfect of a control over their muscles as humans, this is why humans are a lot better at throwing things than all apes, also we have the biggest penis to body ratio of all apes.
>"Enough with the blasphemous godjaks! These anons will be punished for their mockery!"
>*gives random baby metastatic brain cancer*
>*gives random baby metastatic brain cancer*
>>514935510
why does he like beetles so much?
why does he like beetles so much?
>>214259311
>@Gabriel remind me to reprogram the brain of this guy in 14 years to make him think that he's a woman in a mens body. Let him be the child of an extreme conservative family.
>@Gabriel remind me to reprogram the brain of this guy in 14 years to make him think that he's a woman in a mens body. Let him be the child of an extreme conservative family.
It's literally a form of virtue signalling though
it accomplishes exactly nothing
it accomplishes exactly nothing
>>214189789
ok lets be honest if you where ELOHIM you would smack this shit down right?
ok lets be honest if you where ELOHIM you would smack this shit down right?
>Don't you dare eat those fucking almonds, you're allergic, if you do eat them you die. What? Why did I do this? Get the fuck out of here!
>>213814444
Shut up.
Shut up.
>I know he's going to soyjak me in the future so I'm gonna make him short brown and ugly, lmao get owned chud
mysterious ways or whatever
>I let Jacob win. First of all, how about you try having osteoarthritis and wrestling with a guy in the desert all night. Secondly, fuck you.
>>213016617
>I let Jacob win. First of all, how about you try having osteoarthritis and wrestling with a guy in the desert all night. Secondly, fuck you.
>I let Jacob win. First of all, how about you try having osteoarthritis and wrestling with a guy in the desert all night. Secondly, fuck you.
>>211742566
>I let Jacob win. You try having osteoarthritis and wrestling with a guy in the desert all night.
>I let Jacob win. You try having osteoarthritis and wrestling with a guy in the desert all night.