Thread 214259311

>>214259311 (OP)
>@Gabriel remind me to reprogram the brain of this guy in 14 years to make him think that he's a woman in a mens body. Let him be the child of an extreme conservative family.

>>214259481
>actually delete that, he will have hair on his head but make him with a bald spot on the top of his head, that will look natural and healthy
>Also make it noticiable at age 25, that will help him with his insecurities

>>214259781
get on incelpills

>>214259311 (OP)
>I made you an autistic manlet loser because...I just did, okay?!
>Its a test or something, chud. Do NOT question My divine plan!

>>214259311 (OP)
apparently they go away when you eat the way god made you

The existence of soyjacking is evidence of a benevolent fun-loving God

>>214259781
Holy shit this makes me so angry. That's basically me

I want to beat god's face bloddy

>>214259969
W GOD

>>214260178
>Yes chud, wine and bread are my invention even though it was invented by human bums o algo

>>214259311 (OP)
Eye floaters are mini angels.

>God dunks on chuds, incels and troons
Glory to He who has laid the foundations of the world!

>>214260195
Wtf? W GOD

>>214259969
Life is more fun when you are autistic and manlet and “loser”.

>>214259583
Oof! I'm sorry for you, tranny-bro/sis. Must be tough.

Don't take it personally

What's His problem?

>>214259969
>btw Chad gets to be handsome and 6'3" tall with a huge cock. He'll never face any hardship or struggle. Because... free will or something. Did i mention I'm all loving and love you all equally?

>>214260468
Wtf? Yo bruh ion swing dat way fk u talkin bout lovin shi

>>214260246
>Weeb
You're all of the 3 combined

>>214260468
He doesn't love us all equally though, even if he is all loving.

>>214259311 (OP)
>I will alter the bullet to save a pedophile and kill a firefighter family man

>>214260468
>I made you in My image.
>I just made Chad way more in my image than you, chud.

>dumping everything on g*d
>not the true malevolent being that made this existence
You are all paid shills.

>>214261536
The demiurge is an aeon of God, the retarded aeon that is.

>>214259481
Brutal sobra nada pros calvos

>>214259781
natural tonsure

i Dont like these stupid fucking memes kek

>>214261610
all godjak posters are jews

>>214259969
godGOD wvn bros

>Hmmm humans... my chosen creation. I guess they can live for like 80 years o algo
>Now back to the oceans, I think I'll give these jellyfish complete immortality

>>214260672
he does according to the scripyure

>>214260695
praise his mysterious ways o algo
it was the free will of the shooter to miss him o algo
it was the devil o algo

>i'm going to give my favourite people a flood story
>just like all the previous people btw

>>214262468
He didn't want us to deplete the water supply before we got the stage wherr we unlocked the desalination perk o algo

>>214259481
kek he really said this when talking abt me

>did you just do a heckin suiciderino after I gave you every reason to?
>looks like your going into the eternal pit of fire

>>214263034
>deplete the water supply
How would even deplete it without modern technology

>>214261632
I'm actually gnostic but I suppose a bigot like you wouldn't understand baka desu

>god: these parents love and worship me
>devil: I bet you they will stop loving you if you sent a deranged tranny to shoot their kids
>god: bet

>>214265446
too soon o algo

>i will program human to become extremely sleepy after they eat some food
>hwowver if they sleep after eating some food it will literally destroy their stomach due to gas, acid, whatever

>i will program human to become extremely thirsty when they got exhausted
>however if they accidentaly breathe to their drink it will do a bad thing to their liver because of carbon something release o algo

>>214265446
Kek