>god: these parents love and worship me
>devil: I bet you they will stop loving you if you sent a deranged tranny to shoot their kids
>god: bet

>>214262165
Fuck off. The micropenis that needs to be fruitful OP is much better than some fucking eye floaters

>>214062007
>INSTEAD OF LETTING YOU SLIP INTO OBLIVION AND NOTHINGNESS YOU WILL SUFFER FOR ETERNITY BECAUSE YOU DIDNT FOLLOW THAT ONE SPECIFIC BRAND OF FAITH

>>513526591
>I WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

Your 72 virgins are ready

>Yes, Noah, two of EVERY species
>Even the 1000 species of tapeworm that live in polar bear GI tracts
>Just figure it out, retard

>>126724240
reminder that we laugh at christlarp incels like you