>Oh now for my next trick, I will give him debilitating lower back pain for absolutely no reason at all

he works in mysterious ways, through male pattern baldness and bed bug infestations.

>no reason at all
You should have kept proper form while doing those RDLs, now suffer

>Yes, Noah, two of EVERY species
>Even the 1000 species of tapeworm that live in polar bear GI tracts
>Just figure it out, retard

>>212516858
I loled out loud irl

>And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

>And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

>And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria.

>Fuck you, I let Jacob win. You try having osteoarthritis and wrestling with a guy in the desert.

>>212516779 (OP)
Norman Gigachad:
>Oh now for my next trick, I will give him debilitating lower back pain for absolutely no reason at all
1000 years of sadistic disgenics later, Norfman:
>>>212516779 (OP)

Guys you shouldn't mock God like this

>>212517865
he's a cunt

>>212517865
tf deitimmy gon do

>>212516779 (OP)
I hate this nigger so much

>>212516779 (OP)
>And on the sixth day I will create... ummm... I got it! A disease that turns muscles into bones

>>212517865
>Guys you shouldn't mock God like this

>sends his most devout follower across the world to work at a McDonald's in Edmonton
>"PRAYER STATUS: ANSWERED"

>Guys you shouldn't mock God like this

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