Thread 126720472

"I am a bigger metal fan than any of you" edition.
OLD (and shit): >>126712525
PutreFAQtion: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

BLASTINGS

Society's got this nasty disease called hypocrisy.
https://youtube.com/shorts/I-6bS4FHpcc?si=8n8J6osiK350p-Zy

and still no one cares mate

>my distress is growing til an inescapable for rejection
Metal for this feel?

>>126720489
Well, knock me down with a shuriken. You numbskulls were actually right about these lads

>>126720510
...he desperately repeated, as he replied for a second time

>>126720524
https://youtu.be/bzoKemqHIVI?si=8jFA3DNOdX2x1mIT

summoning Linus

>>126720574
summoning your psychiatrist

I LIVE
MY LIFE
LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW
TAKE NO
CHANCES
I'M DROWNING ALL MY SORROWS COZ' I
NEED IT, WANT IT
YOU KNOW I'VE GOT TO HAVE IT
TAKES ME
>HIGHER!!!
THAN ANYTHING I KNOW

>>126720572
perfect
their distressed utterances mirror my own inner turmoil
also the piano fits really well

>>126720657
I agree. I found the lyrics but they are only in pdf format.

>>126720629
By a staggering coincidence, his name is also Linus. But I asked my CFO to strike him from the books when he started taking the piss out of albinos on Instagram.

I'm gonna name my band Aelia Capitolina.

"Aelia came from Hadrian's Aelia gens, while Capitolina meant that the new city was dedicated to Jupiter Capitolinus,[6] whom the Romans believed had vanquished and replaced the God of the Jews.[3] A temple to Jupiter was built in the city.[6] The Latin name Aelia is the source of the much later term Īlyāʾ (إيليا), a 7th-century early Arab name for Jerusalem.[4]"

In effect, the general was close to being "king for a day", and possibly close to divinity. He wore the regalia traditionally associated both with the ancient Roman monarchy and with the statue of Jupiter Capitolinus: the purple and gold "toga picta", laurel crown, red boots and, again possibly, the red-painted face of Rome's supreme deity. He was drawn in procession through the city in a four-horse chariot, under the gaze of his peers and an applauding crowd, to the temple of Capitoline Jupiter. His spoils and captives led the way; his armies followed behind. Once at the Capitoline temple, he sacrificed two white oxen to Jupiter, and laid tokens of victory at the feet of Jupiter's statue, thus dedicating the triumph to the Roman Senate, people, and gods.

This is real white culture.

>romans
>white

Thats what people are supposed to be like. Christianity's ugliness is apparently in it's necrolatry, passivity, and veneration of other races.

>>126720750
Modern Italians have racially degenerated somewhat. Romans/Latins were whiter than modern Italians.

Actually I think they also just called themselves Italian if I'm not mistaken.

I'M A
HEAVY
METAL MANIAC

Band: Hammer
Album: Shoax
Year: 2008
Song: Nuclear War Against Israel

>>126720822
This looks and sounds promising.

>>126720822
Google's AI is adding to the lore and encouraging me to look into nuclear weapon design.

>>126720822
>Band: Hammer
Ridiculous. What's next? Nails? Screwdriver? Anvil?

>>126720906
i geddit

Google's AI couldn't answer my question. Maybe you guys can:

why do transgender people in the bnwo hashtag on x.com masturbate to videos of white children being shot juxtaposed with sexually humiliating interracial pornographic imagery while beating themselves in the balls with black dildos?

Is that part of Christianity, gay ideology, or both?

Maybe this civilization should be dumped.

>>126720871
It is actually a great album

>>126720936
the answer is kys

>>126720472 (OP)
not music

If you made a song called "kill the invader" in the current year, people would freak out cause it's advocating for violence. This is your clue you are being invaded, cause at any other time, you would just say "fuck yeah, kill the invader". These faggots want you to embrace the invader and kill yourself while he kills your people.

>>126721002
>wahhh im a permanent victim waaaaahhhhhh

>>126720977
You're an Amerimutt.

Why are the posts and replies always the same?

>>126721010
Permanent in what way? Look up ballymena. We burn "refugees" out of their homes. I have been posting for so long, that I was surely a part of the fire. I probably redpilled that boy.

>>126720962
correct, starting with (You)

>>126720822
Topical blasts. Will give it a spin, thank you anon

>>126721030
If you hanothing to say, kill yourself you ffucking monkey shit scum! Eagh! \m/

Is Master Puppets' riff the most well known in Metal history? If not, what is it in your opinion?

Brent Hinds about the Birchmen's efforts to colonize the Capillarian slopes(direct quotation):
>Turns out, they just wanted to secure a future for the Betulan race. But I never could bring myself to trust 'em. And nowadays whenever I happen to see a lace bug or a bronze birch borer, I go on to have a pretty good day. Make of that what you will.

>>126721023
Because 90% of posts are
>one or two schizos
>/pol/tard repetition

>>126721076
Iron Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVAiwQUVCs&list=RDQFVAiwQUVCs&start_radio=1
This is great

>>126721076
Smoke on the Water, depending on if you count it as metal or hard rock
If not, then it might be Metallica but it'd be far more likely to be Enter Sandman than anything off of Metallica's earlier albums.

>>126721076
Iron Man

>>126721037
Go to the roof of the nearest tower and jump off

>>126721098
iron pan

>>126721096
>Morbid Angel with keyboards

>>126721094
>>126721098
hivemind

>>126721105
You bore me. You have nothing. You are nothing. AI!

>>126721114
Correct.

>>126721097
>Deep Purple
Not Metal.

>>126721002
Correct.

>>126721158
Go to the roof.

>>126721077
"He wants to kill people who want to secure a future for their race cause some inbred neo-nazi fed his cat meth in '98" is my reading.

If I lived in Michigan, I would make Black Metal venerating the great Henry Ford.

>>126721182
You've got a clear enough shot where I'm standing already, homeboy.

>>126721216
cool it with the anti-Semitism

>>126721199
kek if true

>Henry Ford
he's a hack. buy a Volvo instead

saw metallica last night. great show, but it was basically the same one that they did in 2023 (which makes sense, it's still the same tour). setlist had all the usuals, no deep cuts sadly. i feel like they leave the deep cuts for the non-NA market because they know NA isn't the biggest on metal.

>>126721216
Debut album: The World's Foremost Problem

>>126721245
>most popular and successful metal band of all time still has to play it safe because Amerilards are fucking retards

>>126720798
>whiter
>white

>>126721245
do they even have any deep cuts, what

>>126721273
sorta
>Phantom Lord
>Escape

>>126721076
some riff by a shit band like metallica, maiden or sabbath

>>126721253
i mean i'm guessing, i don't know. like right next to me were 4 whores that were on their phones 75% of the time and double-fisting $18 bud lights. then halfway through metallica, 2 of them left and never came back. and then on the other side of me was a group that only went because they got tickets through one of the brother's workplace for 75% off, some corporate shit, didn't know anything about metallica otherwise. that's kinda the crowd at these stadium shows.
bet you can't guess what song they're playing when they shoot the flames.

>>126721273
they've played fixxxer, holier than thou, no leaf clover, of wolf and man. i'd have lost my shit if they played any of those.

>>126720489
RIP RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

>>126721307
>tfw me at a metallica concert would be the literal "my feet hurt I wish I was at home listening to {someone else}" meme

All right, I know you guys have listened to it already. What do we think? Cringe or kino? Personally, I'm voting kino.

>>126721383
cover looks like AI-slop Tbh

>>126721383
I haven't bothered.
Is it actually meme musically too or just generic BM with a meme cover?

If you make me pause Forgjord for this and it's shit I will commit atrocities against you.

>>126721398
Retard

>>126721401
Meme in the vein of Kekht Arakh. I've only given it a once-over, but I think I might prefer it to Kekht Arakh.

>>126721440
Not much of a sell as I thought Kekht was kinda shit even though I can actually enjoy soishit.
I'll add it to the list for morbid curiosity.

It's kinda funny how much Ultra was posted before it came out to now basically never being posted more than like once every 3 threads.
Telling.

Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version

>>126721307
>bet you can't guess what song they're playing when they shoot the flames.
Accompanying the gunfire and explosions during the start of One.

>>126721245
>it was basically the same one that they did in 2023 (which makes sense, it's still the same tour)
holy fucking goyslop batman

>>126721538
baldness summoned

>>126721518
nope, Fuel. they did do One later on though with the flames and fireworks though, just didn't have my phone out.
here's Seek and Destroy where they released a bunch of balls from the pillars. hector had a spectacular mental meltdown over this when i posted them the first time in 2023, hopefully he shows up again kek

>>126721084
they will never learn

>>126721562
he was crying in the last thread as he was superseded as the biggest derailing lolcow schizo, so there's every chance

decent new little Finnish straight black EP. love the cover
https://verikaste.bandcamp.com/album/verenvirta

>>126721576
you rather him or the rat?

>>126721593
"The rat" is a hallcination of hector, stop feeding into his schizophrenia.

>>126721593
Both about as bad as each other, but the rat is easier to just ignore as he posts the same shit to amuse himself.
Kekky forced himself into everything and posted pseud essays and fed off the ego of "I posted like 200 times in every general, can't believe you guys are soooo obsessed!!!!" which is just a mix of obnoxious and pathetic, moreso after he spent hours scouring the archives for his mention (he will see your post).
Rattyboy doesn't get (you)s to feed his retardation, the canuck monkey torture porn enthusiast does get (you)s and it just makes it worse.

>>126720994
Would you prefer this?

what does schizoposting have to do with metal?

>Both about as bad as each other, but the rat is easier to just ignore as he posts the same shit to amuse himself.
>Kekky forced himself into everything and posted pseud essays and fed off the ego of "I posted like 200 times in every general, can't believe you guys are soooo obsessed!!!!" which is just a mix of obnoxious and pathetic, moreso after he spent hours scouring the archives for his mention (he will see your post).
>Rattyboy doesn't get (you)s to feed his retardation, the canuck monkey torture porn enthusiast does get (you)s and it just makes it worse.

>126721684
>>Both about as bad as each other, but the rat is easier to just ignore as he posts the same shit to amuse himself.
>>Kekky forced himself into everything and posted pseud essays and fed off the ego of "I posted like 200 times in every general, can't believe you guys are soooo obsessed!!!!" which is just a mix of obnoxious and pathetic, moreso after he spent hours scouring the archives for his mention (he will see your post).
>>Rattyboy doesn't get (you)s to feed his retardation, the canuck monkey torture porn enthusiast does get (you)s and it just makes it worse.

>>126721307
this looks so fucking soulless

>>126721714
It's Metallica, what the fuck did you expect

>>126721562
>did do One later on though with the flames and fireworks though
>here's Seek and Destroy where they released a bunch of balls from the pillars
I saw this all in 2010.

Hatted that fool lmao

>>126721748
It makes them millions each time, why would they change?

>>126721748
I fucking hate beach balls at concerts
One always hits me right in the face without fail
FUCK

>>126721635
>but the rat is easier to just ignore
And the other lives rent free in your mindbroken head.

>>126721769
big face mcgee over here

>>126720472 (OP)
Are we ever going to discuss metal here again? OP is clearly a colossal faggot poser

>>126721748
cool story bro. i guess i'm just a bigger fan of them than you.
>inb4 "uhh welll uhhh i-i'm just not a consoomer like y-you..."
sorry you're poor lmao.

here's a pic of pantera doing Walk though you can't really tell. right before it, Phil was like "i know there's a lot of people here that probably don't know who we are, but they will when we perform this song", and he was right, place exploded.

GIRL WITH A BIG FACE
I SAW YOU AT THE BUS STOP
FROM A MILE AWAY
EVEN THOUGH IT WAS REALLY DARK
GIRL WITH A BIG FACE
I LOVE YOU MORE EACH DAY
EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE FACE
IS AS BIG AS A DINNER PLATE

>>126721808
what would you class as metal if not satanic warmaster

>>126721822
Funny how you omitted sunbather and that other tranny shit

>>126721764
It would have to be free for me to ever attend another.

>>126721811
>cool story bro. i guess i'm just a bigger fan of them than you.
>seething because he first saw Metallica in 2023

>>126721838
you said there was no metal so yeah. I'm also asking as there's every chance I will have the same shit you claim is real and trve and totally cool shit for cool kids

>>126721913
Doubt it. You probably shill trha here

>>126721920
nah trha are shit even for soishit standards. keep dodging the question though, insecurity on full display

>>126721924
And yet you posted sadness, the same faggot

>>126721929
>he still can't give a single example of what he deems to be metal we should post instead

I SKATE OR
I SKATE OR
I SKATE OR DIE

>>126721902
i first saw them in 2004, nice try though.

>>126721939
>He still posts non metal albums in /metal/

>>126721953
you are so fucking terrified to say a single band lmao

>>126721959
>Deafheaven, trha, sadness, lorna shore, the list goes on
Not going to spoonfed posers like you. Nice try though

I WAS TWENTY WHEN I HAD MY FIRST BEER
IT WAS A MILLER LITE IN JAY'S BEDROOM

>>126721769
try not to comb over every 2 minutes your remaining 10 strands of hair so there won't be a huge static electricity buildup that attracts the balls

AOTY

>>126721950
I first saw them in 1988. You never REALLY saw them.

>>126721975
so you don't like >>126721657 either?
what about this

>>126721985
Not metal.

>>126721985
Posting a core album isn't helping your case

>>126721991
>>126721997
but it's offset by GBK and Elitism duh
you guys are so silly

>buying physical copies
why

>>126722007
what else am I supposed to do with my money

>>126721811
>pantera doing Walk
holy shit I fucking HATE that song

>>126722006
You are missing the point. This is /metal/ so discuss metal, not core, not shoegaze. Let me give you an analogy so it can get through your thick skull. You can fuck 80 bitches, but the moment you suck one dick you will be labeled a faggot.

>>126722022
invest it

>>126722025
>he has no RE SPECT

>>126722040
you haven't spoken about metal this entire time, even though I have posted metal albums even among the ones that make you burst into tears

>>126722042
too much effort, I'll buy another album that comes with a weed grinder or blood samples of the band members, thats a much better investment
that shit will resell for millions

i spend way too much time posting here. i'm worried about my future.

>>126722064
>I only sucked a couple of dicks, why are you calling me a faggot

>>126722078
>false equivalence
you still havent posted a single scrap of metal, I've posted several
seems like you're a bigger faggot than me at this rate as i've proven myself a bigger metalhead than you, as I said at the start

I was listening to bolt thrower then I noticed britney spears not far below them in musicbee so now...umm...
MY LONELINESS
IS KILLING ME
AND IIIIII
I MUST CONFESS
I STILL BELIEVE
STILL BELIEVE
WHEN I'M NOT WITH YOU I LOSE MY MIND
GIVE ME A SIIIIIIIIIIIIGN
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

god DAMN I love this song, I remember like 10 years ago I was standing in line in a supermarket and this was playing from the speakers and I really had to restrain myself not to just start dancing and screaming like a retard

>>126722096
>MY LONELINESS
>IS KILLING ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_kOm3PzEic

Kvetchy day eh vros

>>126721981
>1988
DIAPERSHITTER ALERT
DIAPERSHITTER ALERT

I'm literally Lars. Fuck off you poor fucking nobodies.

>>126722188
learn to paint, faggot

>>126722188
A very Lars thing to say

>>126722188
Should've stuck to Tennis you fucking midget

>>126722096
>>126722156
Based fellow pop bros.

>>126722239
'ate pop
love germ

>>126721383
Ultra based, not even joshing.

>>126722260
why did it become the standard death metal look and pose
(except for bald incantation because they can't pull this off KEK)

what do we think of this newest meme?

>>126722360
how old is that nigga? 15?

>>126722360
cover looks like AI-slop Tbh

>>126722260
These people look like LAPRing zoomers, am I wrong?

Thergothon - Stream from the Heavens

how do I get a loud, disgusting and filthy bass sound that's not buried under everything else

>>126722522
kind of, but their hearts are in the right place. give em that at least.

>>126722555
If you have to ask, you've no right playing bass.

>>126722555
turn up your amp dummy

>>126720489
TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION
DEATH AND DESTRUCTIOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>126722555
up the mids. trust me on this one.

>>126722630
Not metal.

>>126722401
out of 10

>>126722670
you missed these champ
>>126721538
>>126721619

Rottefangeren is the first good song they've made since Natur.

>>126722731
Kultur is their best album though.

>>126722745
this but the opposite

>>126722745
Ultra already mogs Kultur into the fucking dirt and I'm only a couple tracks it.

>>126721538
INHERENTLY.

>>126722764
Incorrect.
>>126722784
Incorrect.

126722670
126722731
126722745
126722764
126722784
126722788
thank you 50 IQ samefag sister

>>126722795
didnt ask tastelet

Kultur > Ultra >>> Natur

The one and only true objective ranking.

>>126722811
this but the exact opposite is objectively correct
you are objectively incorrect

>>126722808
Don't care, tasteless.

>>126722817
Objectively incorrect.

Gorgoroth - Antichrist

you all are retarded and gay

>>126722825
Objectively incorrect.

I repeat

Kultur > Ultra >>> Natur

Verifiable.

>>126722829
Verifiably untrue.

>>126722844
Verify it then. You can't because you're objectively wrong.

>>126722827
Haven‘t even bothered to Download Ultra yet

pro tip: listen to a better band

>>126722855
It was verified and the verification can be found in the archives.

Drudkh - Autumn Aurora

>>126722862
Neither had I, but honestly it's much better than I expected.
As much as it will upset certain posters, I really found Kultur boring or even flat out bad, but Ultra so has been good. Couple tracks made me immediately go "I wanna listen to that again" right away
The vocalist learned to not make every fucking scream last 20 seconds over the top of a mid-riff and it shows

>>126722862
at first I thought that's T.A.T.U.
could you fuck off forever along with the abominations you post?

>>126722844
INHERENTLY.

>>126722909
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

>the last three riffs of MUD kick in
I literally cannot get over how much better Ultra is holy shit, this is such a glow up.

>>126722913
Verifiable.

>>126722931
>I literally cannot get over how much better Ultra is to Natur
Yeah, we all knew that already.

>>126722945
kultur is a 3/10

>>126722947
That's a strange way to spell Natur

Natur: 5.5/10
Kultur: 10/10
Ultra: 8.5/10

Mathematically proven

>>126722950
>>126722958
>just over 1 min apart

your cope is honestly tragic
Kultur is objectively dogshit, Natur is peak, Ultra might be as good but i need more listens
no amount of kvetching on your part will change that objective truth

>>126722960
You are coping tastelet with low IQ. Kultur is objectively their best and will always remain so. It has their greatest melodies and songwriting. Ultra was a nice try. But Natur is utter garbage, might have easily been a punk album no one would tell.

>>126720596
Based

how do I learn good stage presence and movement?

>>126722025
This. How the fuck else do you go from an almost perfect metal record like Cowboys from Hell to uninspired atonal "sludge" garbage for the rest of your discography without this song getting ridiculously popular and defining their future?

>>126722985
There is no cure for autism sorry lass

>>126720489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGj2gUfLbrQ

>>126722909
No
>>126722885
I remember listening to Kultur and kinda liking it, then MusicBee switched tracks and the track that came on made me think "Damn, this is great, much better than any other song on the album"
Turns out it it switched to Natur

>>126722985
You either have it or you don't.

just looked up the laser eye surgery prices and oh my science this is FUCKED
I have fucked teeth and I bet even that would be cheaper to fix
I need to pump out demos ASAP to get a record deal brah brahs
(no I'm NOT the mmorpg retard)

>>126722909
He works here; for free.

>he listens to shuffle playlists
why am I not surprised? fucking consumer conformist poser FUCK
>HAGvp

>>126722989
>almost perfect metal record like Cowboys from Hell
Really? Its good but I think it's front-loaded, the entire b-side is pretty forgettable (except The Art of Shredding)

>>126723123
>it's front-loaded
just like me ;)

Where's the real thread

They were correct to move beyond generic death metal

>>126723123
>The Art of Shredding
fail
>The art of partying
HEIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR8fIyfgdGs

>>126723175
>coreshit
Not metal.

>>126723162
xysma did it better

>>126723162
All death metal is generic

>>126723162
everybody knows this apart from J-Dawg

>>126722360
he cute

Reading Varg's autobiography what do i think of it?

Kill yourselves.

HORDES OF NEBULA

>>126723496
Convince me

>>126720489
Rare: dissoshit done right

>>126723162
Always thought the hate their d'n'r era gets was so dumb. Wolverine Blues, Ride, and Morning Star all rip.

>>126720489
It's cool but I prefer 'The Baneful Choir'.

>>126723648
AOTY

>OP is a faggot
Many such cases

What kind of metal do femcels listen to

>>126723824
Hulder

>>126723824
I imagine girls in general would go for more symphonic melodic stuff

>no more Thompson posts
It's over

shit will rizz all them bitches, yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FPQvwhSDY

holy fuck I love judas priest

>>126723860
Yeah all them bitches named Shaneequa and Lafawnda lmao

>>126723914
when Iron Maiden and Judas Priest retire, it's so fucking over
Nobody will fill their shoes and metal will be dead

>>126723930
This but Ozzy Osbourne

>>126723974
We don't care about that diaper shitting whoreson here

The Gathering is such an underated band. Manylion and Nightime Birds are so good.

>>126724056
not very metal, but Black Light District is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpGGVkt1M3M&list=RDFpGGVkt1M3M&start_radio=1&ab_channel=TheGathering-Topic

>>126723991
He literally created metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZcLIsHdvss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgz__d0VC5k

Doom metal reigns supreme

>>126723859
Good, that shit sucks ass

>>126724095
Tony Iommi and Geezer Butler created metal
I will mourn for them when they pass because my life would not be the same had they not created the only thing I love
However, I will celebrate when Pozzy dies

>>126723930
There's still lots of the B-tier 80s metal bands putting out good music and touring like Riot and Impellitteri. I think even Liege Lord are meant to be recording something new since they got back together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3wMZPMGHyw&

>>126724095
>Giving credit to the vocalist
>Not the actual musicians behind the music
Why are you faggots like this

Anon's Demo (Japanese release with bonus tracks)

>>126724130
>bonus track is just Anon reading off shitposts

>>126724138
Wait until you see what's on the bonus DVD packed with the album.

Why does Ozzy trigger metalheads so badly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWzkK7tUjaU

>>126724148
>dolphin porn

>>126724149
Screwing over Daisley, Kerslake and Jake E Lee + suing Iommi pissed off people

>>126724130
at this pace i think anon's digipack tripple cd farewell album featuring some orchestra is gonna be released before the demo

>>126724166
Am I supposed to know who any of these people are

>>126724192
lurk moar

>>126724192
>/metal/ posters

>>126724211
reminder that gluttony is a sin and fat people go to Hell

>>126724240
reminder that we laugh at christlarp incels like you

>>126724211
I look like this and am severely obese

>>126724255
I forgive you

>>126720489
exhorder - the law

I know most "former members of X band reform minus one key member to make music that explicitly tries to ape X" bands are mediocre but why is the Megadeth one so bad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9eqD1kMDqQ

>>126724328
more like Kings of Trash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IbbkPN6KPI&si=1cTqqfNgQL6mr0A6

Is this metal

for me, it's Corpsegrinder

>>126721383
Rumor has it this album is all AI

>>126722509
Apparently the music is also AI

this entire general is AI

Ozempic's done a number on Yngwie

>>126724566
Being a lardass fit his gimmick of being a loudmouthed egotistical asshole very well
Now he just looks like some crackwhore from Daytona Beach

You know what. He's right.

I'm not falling for the psyop. USBM is actually great.

Grand Belial's Key

>>126724661
>>126724667
>Ratthew jumps from his desktop to his phone on mobile data to post faster
Lemmy help us

>>126724677
*Godthew
And that post isn't mine

>>126724667
Why do you keep posting this whore

I listen to Blind Guardians.

gooner metal

AOTY

>>126724775
my estrogen levels aren't high enough to listen to an album with that cover

>>126724566
all these diaperlords end up looking like grannies

>>126724809
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SON OF BITCH

>>126724867
I'M A DIAPER SHITTER
COME AND WIPE ME
CLEAN MY POO, POO, POOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xduNsuJVxGs

ilovenumetal

>>126724702
No need to be antisemitic

What is the best imperial LARP metal, symphoshit or not?

listening to funeral doom on jewtube and it gave me an ad for women's makeup

>>126725019
Did you buy any?

>>126725019
Now you know where to look in metal for babes (or landwhales)

which metal album sound the cleanest? I want something like deafhaven to listen to.

>>126725044
Metallica

>>126725031
do they think semen demons listen to this shit or something, i dont get it
i have it on a stoner doom/Tyranny playlist

>>126725044
later death

>>126725314
Chuck always did...

I miss the old /metal/ back when we actually discussed good albums here

power metal sucks

>>126725733
Low IQ post.

Why is metal the most badass genre of music?

>>126725764
Great question honestly.

>>126725791
>>126725791
>>126725791
NEW

>>126725822
>>126725822
>>126725822
REAL NEW

sleep well metalheads

>>126725841
you too bb

>>126725841
i just roke up

>>126720768
Was not expecting this album to be good after looking at that cover, was pleasantly surprised by how good it is.

>>126722630
>>126723162
>>126723733
>>126724808
>>126725378
Best blastings of the thread