>I'm going to make these incredibly loyal animals that would literally give their lives for you and they will live like 15 years max
>I'm also going to make these bitches that don't even know what loyalty or honor are and they will outlive your chud ass

Is there a greater reward for a loyal being than to not outlive its master?

>>213078203 (OP)
>i will create this beetle whose sole purpose in life is to roll shit

>i'm going to create one million... no scratch that, 100 million... you know what, 100 TRILLION mosquitoes
>Yep that's about right. Some are deadly too

>i'm going to create one million... no scratch that, 100 million... you know what, 100 TRILLION mosquitoes
>Yep, that's about right. Some are deadly too

>>213078203 (OP)
>I will invent this new being called men so that they could make a civilization on earth, think, have consciousness, yadda yadda all of that.
>I will also invent this other being called women that will hold everything back, dumber than men, idiotic in any form; a good for nothing being except for sex and birthing kids.
>Surely these men, who are made in muh image, wont be suffering and curse their existence if I put them alongside women in this funny earth right? Well they shouldnt be acting like that otherwise I will sent them to this big oven realm for eternity tee hee
>oh I also made women as lousy creatures and triple their numbers on earth for no reason at all

>In the 16th century, I decided to randomly make myself known to the Japanese because I felt like it and cause unnecessary religious tension that resulted in the death thousands, resulting in my surviving followers being expelled from the country

>>213078331
>creating bedbugs was part of my plan or something

>In the 16th century, I decided to randomly make myself known to the Japanese because I felt like it and cause unnecessary religious tension that resulted in the death of thousands, ultimately leading to my surviving followers being expelled from the country

>>213078517
should've stepped on it christchud

*works in mysterious ways o algo*

>>213078583
kek

>>213078583
lol

>mmm, yes, this guy NEEDS to have a hormone deficiency completely out of his control that will lead to him being a manlet with a micropenis because... because uh... because free will, or something...

>>213078583
‘em

>>213079174
Ultimate proof god isn't real

India today is proof that the British were terrible colonizers and thus, evil

>>213078256
yeah, infinite lives. duh bitch

>hmmmmm… who will i choose to be my people…
>JEWS!

>>213078517
>Jap Tries Not To Make The Discussion About Themselves CHALLENGE: IMPOSSIBLE

>i will create this thing called a human
>because i am omnipotent, i know that in the 21st century they will create the wojak and then the soyak
>i will have these people make soyjacks of me, and then i will have other people (all me btw) reply to their soyjacks with more jaks quoting them
>yes i am soyquoting myself and bumping my own threads replying to myself
>NO im NOT a schizo its still free will

>>213079576
>I decided to create American evangelicalism so that the world will hate protestants

>>213079576
Japans popping unc chill fr

>>213078203 (OP)
The majority of PoC exists thanks to a couple of Germans during the nazi years.
Without saying they should be grateful for just existing... they kind of should right?

>I let Jacob win. First of all, how about you try having osteoarthritis and wrestling with a guy in the desert all night. Secondly, fuck you.

>>213079800
We thank them by pleasuring their daughters

>Oh, the Fritzl family is praying for my help? Lets see now...
>Oh, this is definitely something I can't interfere with, we'll just have to see what happens.

>>213079962
>The incestuous rapes resulted in the birth of seven children.[3] Three remained in captivity with their mother; one died shortly after birth and was cremated by Fritzl;[4] and the other three were brought up in the family home upstairs by Fritzl and his wife Rosemarie, after Fritzl convinced her and the authorities that they were foundlings.
Why are men such pigs?

>>213079991
>c]Fritzl has 7 children with his wife Rosemarie, 7 children with his daughter Elisabeth, and 1 child with an artist from Ghana that he met on a work trip to the country during an ongoing Ebola epidemic.[5]

How the fuck such freak manages to breed?

>*clicks and drags cancer cells to babies' brains*
>And I saw every thing that I had made, and, behold, it was very good.

>>213079959
>Bim bom, bim bim bom bom, bim bom, bim bim bom bom bim.
It’s a very simple song
That’s all there is, it’s not too long
But my heart tells me this is how it goes, so…
>Bim bom, bim bim bom bom, bim bom, bim bim bom bom bim.
That’s the song, there’s nothing more,
though you may think it’s just a bore
My heart insists that this is how it goes, so…
>Bim bom, bim bim bom bom, bim bom, bim bim bom bom bim.
That’s all there is, yes that’s the song.
I’ve played it through, it wasn’t long.
It’s really just as simple as it seems, so…

>Incels arent just seething at women but at God now
Have sex...I beg you....

>>213080047
God didnt make cancer at the beginning, cancer, like other evils, was created when mankind turned away from God. God loves every single child and brings them close to his heart when they die.

>>213078203 (OP)
>Why the fuck did I create Mormons again? Who cares it's now the world's problem.

>hmmm who shall I make win the lottery?
>the family who is behind on their medical bills and will soon lose their house?
>no no
>Oh course! The man who will use it to try and create a meth empire with the money

>>213079800
It was invented even before World War I and Haber was a heeb

>>213079800
>he doesn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhNWB4eqQbI

>>213080021
by being a chad obviously

>>213079576
They really are like GERMANY

>>213080236
>I created Nazis who only care about their White identity and supremacy but they also like a particular Asian tribe whose whole existence for the last 70 years is pure cope against White imperialism, because they just do okay?

>>213079576
That guy is about as Japanese as you are, no Japanese flags here are actually Japs

>>213080121
rare based god

>>213080153
The only problem is plants should pick up other nutrients as well for their natural resilience. Without them they are prone to illnesses so DDT was eventually invented.
Now the cattle was fed again but have shit immune system. So, antibiotics was invented! Finally humans six times the Earth's capacity can buy a Royale with Cheese, feel satisfied and grateful towards both the Germans and the jews.

>>213079576
Shut up fag Japan is sacred and can do whatever it wants

>>213078562
>>213078583
Kek.

>>213078583
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF THIS OR YOU WILL BE JUSTLY TORTURED FOREVER

>I think I might need organisations to represent me among the many different peoples of the world.
>Who should I use?
>The erudite and wise?
>No, too arrogant.
>The pious and downtrodden?
>Nah, nobody will listen to them.
>Narcissistic, manipulative pedophiles?
>Bingo.

>>213080061
If God is good why he made me a sexless freak?

>>213080082
Unless they have forgot to take a bath in holy water, then it's hell for them

I wrote this in the Japan general thread but

To me, the Old Testament reads like it's about some powerful aliens conducting behavioral/psychological experiments on random people in the ancient Levant. This is the most awesome thing I've ever read in my whole life

>>213078203 (OP)
>All powerful
>Does not kill Satan
>Loses to iron chariots
Bruh.

>>213078583
kek i saved one of these in the pool today. God really spent time creating so many ornate beetles

anyone who believes in the God of old testament never read the bible
which is the case for 90% of christians

Man I fucking LOVE Godjak threads

>>213078203 (OP)
i bought a bunch of beetle toys to go with my crosses

>>213081026
i need context for this one

>>213082031
That's a scarab

>>213082230
Lots wife and Orpheus

>>213078203 (OP)
perfect example of why argies shouldn't be clerics.

>>213079800
we were about to run out of bird poop islands to mine for nitrogen fertilizer

>>213078203 (OP)
>Sends his brother to China
>40,000,000 dead
Whyd he do it?

>>213082523
Every time I see this guy I just think of what Neal Brennan said about him being a lunatic.

>WHAT THE FUCK? THAT GUY IS WEARING LINEN AND WOOL BLENDED FABRICS! SEND HIM TO HELL!

>I CREATED A UNIVERSE OF SUCH COMPLEXITY AND MAGNITUDE THAT YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND IT IN ITS ENTIRITY
>BUT OF COURSE IT STANDS TO REASON YOU'D KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT
>NO, IT'S NOT SUSPICIOUS THAT WHAT I WANT MATCHES AN AGENDA BEING PUSHED BY SOMEONE ON EARTH, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!