Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:41:03 PM
No.214244389
>marry and reproduce
>not you though, I will give you erectile dysfunction
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:00:42 AM
No.718958418
>>718958021
Kek it really do be like dat
>I'll send my son to earth, have him resurrect and claim he will return within the witnesses' lifetime. And guess what? He doesnt return at all!
>B-b-but you see Xe didn't really mean generation literally (even though everything points to Xis first followers and Paul actually and literally thinking it was any minute now) I swear!!
Geeeg
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:39:30 PM
No.938788696
>Did you just eat the hecking fruit of the knowledge of good and evil (that I placed there) to satisfy a curiosity (that I put in you) and knew (beforehand) that you would do it?
>That's it, you're burning in hell for all eternity!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:01:35 AM
No.214060945
>humans are all sinners and liars and it once made me kill them all
>btw that screaming lunatic on the street told you about me and you didn't trust him
>OFF TO HELL WITH YOU
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:40:17 PM
No.213771498
>I'm going to create the hottest thing ever (frotting) then make it a sin
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:56:38 AM
No.213459590
>yes testicular torsion is an important part of my big mysterious plan chud
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:28:06 PM
No.212666236
What do we even celebrate on Christmas if we aren't even christian no more?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:06:41 PM
No.212346776
>be fruitful and multiply
>except you you get to be a ugly brown manlet incel lmao
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:58:49 PM
No.936285931
Fapping to tranny porn AGAIN?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:13:56 AM
No.40510559
Why God hates sex for pleasure? Why is it a sin? It feels good and no one is suffering, everybody is happy, ecstatic even. Pleasure is a sin? Why humans having a pleasure bother him so much? Why making sex pleasurable in the first place then. He should have made us asexual. But instead, it's the most powerful instinct, besides the the instinct of self-preservation.
