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>Now therefore, kill every male among the little fair skinned ones, and kill every fair skinned male who has known a light haired woman by sleeping with her but all the young dark skinned men who have not known a fair skinned woman by sleeping with her, keep alive for your daughter.
Numbers 31:17-18
wtf?
are christians built for BBC?
why do christians worship a foreign deity that encourages them to love and forgive their enemies and lick their feet?
why is god such a depraved fetishist?
>>215181967
>BECAUSE THAT’S THE PLAN, OK?!
>MUH VIDYA GAEM CHARACTER SAYS CHRIST IS KANG
>takes full credit for anything good that happens to you
>blames you for all the bad things and punishes you with eternal hell
Rude desu
>>515390453
>Yes, only I can be allowed to kill. That's why I allowed Fidel Castro, Pol Pot and others to live long enough to inflict pain and misery.
>>214503070
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>marry and reproduce
>not you though, I will give you erectile dysfunction
>>718958021
Kek it really do be like dat
>I'll send my son to earth, have him resurrect and claim he will return within the witnesses' lifetime. And guess what? He doesnt return at all!
>B-b-but you see Xe didn't really mean generation literally (even though everything points to Xis first followers and Paul actually and literally thinking it was any minute now) I swear!!
Geeeg
>Did you just eat the hecking fruit of the knowledge of good and evil (that I placed there) to satisfy a curiosity (that I put in you) and knew (beforehand) that you would do it?
>That's it, you're burning in hell for all eternity!
>humans are all sinners and liars and it once made me kill them all
>btw that screaming lunatic on the street told you about me and you didn't trust him
>OFF TO HELL WITH YOU
>>33515440
>I sacrificed myself to myself to atone for the sins that I made humanity commit!
>Then I rose from the dead, but there's no evidence other than the testimony of a few anonymous authors!
>I'm going to create the hottest thing ever (frotting) then make it a sin
>yes testicular torsion is an important part of my big mysterious plan chud
>>81838902
>nothing can be proved, therefore I'm proven real
What do we even celebrate on Christmas if we aren't even christian no more?
>>510094153
lol you're crazy

>ill grant that baby access... BUT NOT SAFETY THO BRO, SUCKS TO SUCKS YOU GOT KILLED BY SOME RANDOM FAGGOT, I'M GOD!!! BY THE WAY I'M FUCKING GOD!!!
>>17816548
>You killed all the injuns? Splendid!
>Now replace them with niggers and kikes and worship them like you worship me
>be fruitful and multiply
>except you you get to be a ugly brown manlet incel lmao
Fapping to tranny porn AGAIN?
Why God hates sex for pleasure? Why is it a sin? It feels good and no one is suffering, everybody is happy, ecstatic even. Pleasure is a sin? Why humans having a pleasure bother him so much? Why making sex pleasurable in the first place then. He should have made us asexual. But instead, it's the most powerful instinct, besides the the instinct of self-preservation.