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Anonymous No.718946330 >>718946554 >>718946614 >>718946658 >>718947161 >>718949305 >>718953752 >>718956786 >>718958009 >>718958039 >>718958195 >>718959521 >>718960909
>I shouldn't have pirated all those games! I should have supported the developers! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous No.718946462 >>718946614 >>718958195 >>718959521
>Why...WHY did I give money to satanic corporations? WHY didn't I pirate!? AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.718946554
>>718946330 (OP)
its okay i talked to jesus and he says this only happens if you pirate indie games so we are all gonna be okay
Anonymous No.718946614 >>718948062 >>718951916 >>718956190 >>718958887 >>718961395
>>718946330 (OP)
>>718946462
isn't hell more like the absence of God instead of fire
Anonymous No.718946658
>>718946330 (OP)
I said sorry to God and he forgave me all my sins.
Git gud.
Anonymous No.718946724
just confess once before you die, problem solved
sage No.718947161 >>718960109
>>718946330 (OP)
>hell exist
>and god actually care about property rights
>and he is jewish enough to acknowledge piracy as theft
Nah, bro. MODS grab his balls!
Anonymous No.718947310
>AAAAAAAH I KNEW THAT SAVESCUMMING WENT AGAINST THE SPIRIT OF THE GAME YET I STILL DID IT
Anonymous No.718947421 >>718947521
>
Anonymous No.718947521
>>718947421
>people who never played a video game
Anonymous No.718948062 >>718950024 >>718956719
>>718946614
Dante thought similar and has Satan trapped in a giant lake of ice

I have low expectations of media and don't expect a proper metaphysics
Anonymous No.718949305
>>718946330 (OP)
In my youth, I tried to buy as many of the games I played to support devs. As time moved on, I found that video games are expensive and you don't know if you'll like the game or not, a lot of the time; so I became a pirate and it treats me well. If there's a special game that I really liked and spent a good amount of time playing, I'd buy it on steam to be fair and support the devs (did this with Oxygen Not Included, for example. I prolly spent hundreds of hours playing it on my pirated copy and it made me feel guilty to have so much fun without supporting the devs. I don't do it with a lot of games, though, even if I finish them). I also use adblocking plugins and apps so I don't support content creators I like on youtube (but they have sponsers and a Patreon full of supporters, so who cares at this point about youtube ads?)
Anonymous No.718949593 >>718949809 >>718950172 >>718959176 >>718959969
>be God
>love all of his creations
>doom a soul to eternal torment if they mess up without a chance at redemption

Sounds like bullshit to me. God wouldn't do that, because I--a mere human with basic, human compassion--wouldn't do that. Why would I have more compassion than God? Even the worst of the worst don't deserve infinite punishment for finite sins from my point of view. Even someone who has raped, murdered, and eaten a million babies doesn't deserve to burn in hell for eternity in my eyes. Maybe a couple of hundred years--or at least until he has learned his lesson. But eternity? That just sounds unnecessarily cruel and sadistic.
Anonymous No.718949809 >>718950081
>>718949593
you understand it better than 99% of christians
Anonymous No.718950024
>>718948062
>Satan's testicles are so enormous that they have their own gravitational pull
was Dante just homosexual or what
Anonymous No.718950081 >>718951270
>>718949809
Pretty sure Jesus never said he would doom someone to eternal torment, he always pictured it as more of a dark place. It's like this: you've led a life without God so he respected your wishes and stayed away from you even after death - since that was your desire.

Anyways, video-games??
Anonymous No.718950172 >>718951148
>>718949593
Hell being eternal is a translation error
Anonymous No.718950367 >>718951228
If god was real he would not make humans become addicted to drugs. That is fucking terrible.
Anonymous No.718951148 >>718951424
>>718950172
And yet 90% of Christians are hellbent (lol) to use it as a warning, and often use it as the main motive for their beliefs.
Anonymous No.718951228
>>718950367
Why would God care?
Do you care about characters in your video games?
Anonymous No.718951270
>>718950081
Okay
>your mortal life is filled with all kinds of religions and spiritual beliefs
>you are somehow expected to pick the right one
>if you don't, you get send to this "dark place"
>realize your mistakes, want to seek the one true God
>"lol sry 2 late kid"

Really????
Anonymous No.718951424
>>718951148
"The eye through which I see God is the same eye through which God sees me" most christians havent actually cultivated compassion or love so they are like "heh. yeah, nothing wrong here"
Anonymous No.718951557 >>718962963
>NO! HOW COULD I KNOW PKing SOMEONE FOR THEIR ITEMS WAS MURDER AND THEFT?
Anonymous No.718951916 >>718952245 >>718957989
>>718946614
no, it's indeed a lake of fire

Revelation 20
>14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. 15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire

make sure you're in the book of life, frens

John 3
>16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
Anonymous No.718952245 >>718952509 >>718954192 >>718958524
>>718951916
the best way to read the bible is metaphorically. but autists that can only take everything literally have ruined it. jesus is a symbol for truth and love you cultivate within you. even tribe people who never heard of him could be living rightly according to him. you dont need all the mental illness that evangelicals have created
Anonymous No.718952509 >>718952756 >>718958437
>>718952245
the best way to read it is literally. ecumenism is unbiblical and wrong

Matthew 7
>13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

get saved

Romans 3
>23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; 24 Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus: 25 Whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation through faith in his blood, to declare his righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God; 26 To declare, I say, at this time his righteousness: that he might be just, and the justifier of him which believeth in Jesus. 27 Where is boasting then? It is excluded. By what law? of works? Nay: but by the law of faith. 28 Therefore we conclude that a man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law.
Anonymous No.718952756
>>718952509
you are still brainwashed and in the law phase. your a pharisee. law wont change you. it will only make you proud and self-righteous
Anonymous No.718953238 >>718953423 >>718953470 >>718959406 >>718959965
>You don't understand, this absurdly grotesque atrocious suffering is crucial in order to... uhh... as a test, yes that's it, as a test... for... Uhm no actually as a consequence of the Fall and evil entering the world even though by definition a deviation from my totally necessary Simon says game could not happen precisely because it hadn't entered yet but uhh... Hmm no scratch that it was actually Satan, on whom I have no power even though I'm omnipotent haha... Hm? No, not in one of my bets, that one with Job was a one-off thing lmao... Where was I? Oh yes, so you see uhh it's actually for the greater good and in the long term that you can't possibly comprehend... #trusttheplan I work in mysterious ways or something, now SHUT UP leave me alone while I fill the world with some more nematodes, vile invisible worms constituting most of the planet's animal biomass and my true passion, beetles. Did you know they constitute the vast majority of Earth's animal speci- Huh? Leukemia in babies? OH MY ME who the fuck cares, by the way do you wanna know my latest beetle project? I'm working on a real special one with a pattern that β€” wait for it β€” resembles another one but in fact, it is actually NOT that one! My crowning achievement. What do you mean I'm an evil retard who doesn't even exist??? How fucking dare you, I'll condemn you to... uhh... physical eternal suffering... in a physical space uhh... somewhere, I swear it's true DON'T LAUGH!!!
Anonymous No.718953423 >>718953673
>>718953238
Didn't read but yes
>L-LE BUT-
Cope. :)
Anonymous No.718953470 >>718953673
>>718953238
>t. if your religion is real, then why do I radically misunderstand everything you actually believe and only seek out examples that confirm my biases while not taking seriously or completely avoiding any discussion with anyone who actually believes it? ;)
waow!
Anonymous No.718953673 >>718953919
>>718953423
>>718953470
>No argument
Like clockwork. After all, none exist :))
Anonymous No.718953752
>>718946330 (OP)
stealing from other people is a sin yes, but Jews aren't people and thats who owns these companies
Anonymous No.718953919
>>718953673
it doesnt matter if none exist. inner transformation is real and it involves accepting death instead of denial and running from it. the effects religions talk about is what matters. not just systematical beliefs or dogmas
Anonymous No.718954192 >>718954413 >>718954653
>>718952245
>the best way to read the bible is metaphorically.
No.

The point of a religion is to provide an unyielding truth that people, especially back when we had no idea about why any natural phenomena happened, could find safety in.
When your children were dying because of a plague, you didn't find comfort in metaphor, you didn't even know how to spell metaphor.
You trusted that the priest was telling you the truth and that through that truth the suffering of your children could be mitigated.

The moment christianity started being read as metaphor is the moment it lost all impact and importance.
The moment it started allowing people to act according to their own interpretation, it fell apart.
It stopped providing a singular, comforting truth.
The moment the bible could be used to justify anything, it stopped meaning anything.

The moment a religion loses that ability to provide a TRUTH, then everything it has taught has come into question. When everything a religion teaches can be reinterpreted then the current interpretation could be reinterpreted again. When it can't provide that eternal security of truth then it does not provide the eternal security of the soul.

And now christianity stumbles around like a drunken prostitute trying to suck the dicks of people it previously condemned to hell so they'll give it some money. It throws away any authority it had to suck up to groups it called sinners.

Metaphor is why churches are decked out in pride flags.

Literal is why Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world.

People are not comforted by metaphor. They're not secured by metaphor. They're not satisfied by metaphor.
They don't want metaphor. They want a truth they can really believe in.
Because the truth of anything is not supposed to be up for interpretation.
Anonymous No.718954413 >>718955113
>>718954192
that is retarded in so many ways. surface religion only serves for cope or making money. you want solid truth because your afraid of ambiguity and tension. no one will ever grow with surface religion.
Anonymous No.718954653 >>718955240
>>718954192
No faggot, it's simple. Faggots prefer sweet lies to bitter truth.
Certainty gives comfort even if you are wrong.
We were never designed to know the true reality, even our brains lie to us all the time.
Anonymous No.718955074
>disrespect me? as long as you repent
>disrespect my son (me)? not cool but just don't do it again
>disrespect my pigeon thing (also me)? ETERNAL DAMNATION IN NIGGERHELL
Anonymous No.718955113 >>718955602
>>718954413
I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about the literal billions of people who don't want to critically assess their religion.
You think the christians in Africa are caring about metaphor?
No, they are not.
https://theweek.com/religion/1021097/african-anglican-leaders-threaten-split-from-church-of-england-over-same-sex-union

How about instead of trying to attack me myself, you attack my argument and attack the fact that literally billions of people follow their religions because they truly believe in it.
Anonymous No.718955240 >>718955658
>>718954653
I'm not saying that a religion provides the real truth.
I'm saying people WANT TO BELIEVE their religion provides the real truth.

If you cannot understand the difference between those two statements we are literally unable to have this discussion because I'm talking about chalk and you're talking about cheese.
Anonymous No.718955369 >>718955737 >>718955845 >>718956397 >>718958749
how retarded do you have to be to believe in religion
Anonymous No.718955602
>>718955113
are you fucking trolling me then. your reply seems like its defending surface religion. if not then your right and most people use christianity as cope instead of inner transformation
Anonymous No.718955658
>>718955240
Agreed, have a good day.
Anonymous No.718955737 >>718956104
>>718955369
I think it makes sense that we spawn from one single entity. you could call that God but it's probably not like you imagine.
This thread wasn't bumped No.718955763
Should have made more fictional threads like this,juts a few thousand more juts to be safe
Anonymous No.718955845 >>718956104
>>718955369
it helps some people, like with therapy or following a leader, some people need that sort of guidance in their life or they feel they wont have any purpose. You're either with it or not or somewhere in between.
Anonymous No.718956104 >>718956196 >>718956414
>>718955737
>I think it makes sense
based on what evidence
>>718955845
that's just a cope for being retarded
it's like voting on politics based on the personality of who's running instead of their policies and the policies of the people they hire to advise them
Anonymous No.718956190
>>718946614
Why just make yourself fire retardant? How would satan punish you for that?
Anonymous No.718956196 >>718956414 >>718956545 >>718959161
>>718956104
what do you believe in? where do we come from? where are we headed?
Anonymous No.718956397
>>718955369
When your family died because of a plague, or invasion, or a mad king, you held onto the hope that there was a reason.
When you had six children die before their fifth birthday then the bible saying Christ saves all the little children makes the deaths hurt less.
Especially when on the seventh child your wife dies during what turned out to be a stillbirth.

You have to remember that we currently live in the most comfortable time to be alive (or rather we live thirty years out from the most comfortable time to be alive and we're just getting started on the suffering to come) and so we have, through comfort and shielding from the terrible things, not developed the mindset required to truly believe.
The world was unbelievably horrible and religion gave us comfort.

And for some people the world still is unbelievably horrible.
Anonymous No.718956414 >>718956545
>>718956104
like >>718956196 is saying. if you throw belief entirely away you end up with cold rationalism. some people like warm belief even if some people think they are retarded
Anonymous No.718956545 >>718956668
>>718956196
>>718956414
there is nothing to "believe" in, the fact you think humanity is capable of understanding the fundamental nature of the universe is pure narcissism

if there is no empirical proof, there is nothing to believe
it is simply an unknown
Anonymous No.718956668 >>718956905
>>718956545
are you trolling. then its not believing, its knowing. belief is what doesnt require proof
Anonymous No.718956719
>>718948062
>proper metaphysics
>religion
Anonymous No.718956780 >>718958164
>And now for my final touch
>...
>...
>...
>PRIONS!!!
Anonymous No.718956786
>>718946330 (OP)
>blacks exist therefore god cannot exist
Simple really.
Anonymous No.718956874
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE PIRATED THOSE BREAD AND FISH!!!! I'M SORRY FATHER FORVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.718956905 >>718956985
>>718956668
>belief is what doesnt require proof
that's called being a fucking retard
that's what leads to lobotomies, herbal cancer "cures," and baby boys having their foreskins permanently mutilated without their consent

if you "believe" in anything without proof you deserve to be put in front of a firing squad for the benefit of the rest of humanity that has a functional frontal lobe
Anonymous No.718956985
>>718956905
alright
Anonymous No.718957137 >>718957902
>this world was made for humans
>97% salt water
Anonymous No.718957213 >>718957902
>Every once in a while babies will be born with a fused eye socket
>Also they die a few hours after birth
Anonymous No.718957432 >>718957902
>hmmm yes a genetic disorder that fuses the your bones together so that you get a taste of functional mobility when you're young then slowly lose all bodily functions as your body slowly seizes up with a life expectancy of 30, trust the plan YEESSSS
Anonymous No.718957652 >>718957902
>and now the cherry on top.. Lazarus reflex!!
Anonymous No.718957868 >>718957902
>man these random blacks in africa have a really tough time making it through the drought. maybe i should make it rain and help them out. they are good people. actually, fuck them too. heres a new mosquito breed with an uncurable virus that will make them shit out their guts and kill them so painfully they wont even have the strength to scream
Anonymous No.718957902 >>718957978 >>718958021 >>718958071
>>718957137
>>718957213
>>718957432
>>718957652
>>718957868
>flying this close to the sun
You're gonna get smited if you keep talking shit about God, anon.
Anonymous No.718957978 >>718958073
>>718957902
PLEASE DONT SMITE ME
I DIDNT DO NUTHING IM A GOOD FOXE
Anonymous No.718957989
>>718951916
Aka samsara
Anonymous No.718958009
>>718946330 (OP)
>me waiting for the Delta repack
Anonymous No.718958021 >>718958418
>>718957902
Two more millennia.
Anonymous No.718958039
>>718946330 (OP)
>born poor in nation where less than 7% of people escape their parents' income tax bracket
>spend a dollar on something i like
>some rich fuck spends $100k astroturfing the opposite opinion
a strange game, the only winning move is not to play
Anonymous No.718958071 >>718958119
>>718957902
>I shall create a horrendous parasite that causes immeasurable pain. The only way to extract it is slowly twirling a stick around it and taking it out centimetre by centimetre for weeks. Now love me or I'll send you to the definitely rea-AACK!!
Anonymous No.718958073 >>718958143
>>718957978
>penis sheathe and balls on full display
what did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.718958119 >>718958164
>>718958071
>forgetting to mention prion disease
Anonymous No.718958143
>>718958073
*pees on you*
Anonymous No.718958164 >>718958507
>>718958119
Already mentioned it ;) >>718956780
Anonymous No.718958195 >>718958298
>>718946462
>>718946330 (OP)
What exactly is the point of these threads and why do I see them so often on this website? Nu/v/ baffles me in ways I can't comprehend.
Anonymous No.718958197
I have the feeling one day we're gonna look outside and it's just gonna flip like a switch into the real hellscape we've been living in
Anonymous No.718958239 >>718958681
>if God real why bad things happen
oh my science you are soooo right xister!!!
Anonymous No.718958298 >>718958550
>>718958195
These threads serve as an excuse for /pol/ to sperg about religion on /v/
Anonymous No.718958351
>AAAH WE SHOULDNT HAVE PLAYED THOSE F2P GAMES FOR THOUSANDS OF HOURS WITHOUT SUPPORTING THE DEVS BY BUYING BATTLE PASSES AND COSMETICS
Anonymous No.718958418
>>718958021
Kek it really do be like dat
>I'll send my son to earth, have him resurrect and claim he will return within the witnesses' lifetime. And guess what? He doesnt return at all!
>B-b-but you see Xe didn't really mean generation literally (even though everything points to Xis first followers and Paul actually and literally thinking it was any minute now) I swear!!
Geeeg
Anonymous No.718958437 >>718958630
>>718952509
>the blind lead the blind and they all fall down in a ditch
> This is why I speak to them in parables: β€œThough seeing, they do not see; though hearing, they do not hear or understand.
>do not give pearls unto swine
Even Paul makes it very clear that it’s all allegorical, and that you are supposed to live by the spirit not the letter. Those who live by the spirit use their intuition to understand what’s beyond the letter, this is actually the fundamental Christianity, you can NOT abide within Christ unless you live in the spirit though this can only be done to whatever extent a person’s intelligence would allow it. Though a person with low intelligence would live by the spirit without fully consciously understanding a lot of things, even someone with profoundly low intelligence would live by the spirit though consciously understanding what they are embodying as far as the intelligence would allow.

But if you have the intelligence to understand the Bible, and you still live by literalism and the law of dogma then I am sorry you clearly don’t have an ounce of the spirit of life within you
Anonymous No.718958446
>NOOOOOOOO I SHOULD HAVE NEVER MODDED MY GAME SO ALL THE WOMEN HAD BIG TITTIES!!
Anonymous No.718958507
>>718958164
I fucking kneel
Anonymous No.718958524 >>718958653 >>718958759 >>718959496 >>718966642
>>718952245
>the best way to read the bible is metaphorically.
Reading the holy scripture "metaphorically" instantly turns it into a fantasy fiction book that also contains questionable life advises. If you assume that anything at all in there is metaphorical, you create a precedent allowing to declare literally everything in it metaphorical, because you can't know for certain. Who the fuck are you, to determine what's a metaphor in there and what isn't? You're in no position do that. Only some holy man who can prove that higher powers directly reveal it to him is in position to do that.
You either go literal, or go home.

This is why the only christards I can take seriously are those hillbillies who believe that Earth is flat and 8k years old, and space is made up by freemason joos to undermine faith in Judeo-Christianity. At least their view of the world is fully coherent and sorted out. A christard who acknowledges achievements of modern empirical sciences such as geology, astronomy or biology, while at the same time believing in semitic mythology, exists in a state of full mental compartmentalization to hold incompatible ideas true simultaneously, and therefore, not really sane.
Anonymous No.718958550
>>718958298
Oh.
Jeez fuck this board
Anonymous No.718958630 >>718961436
>>718958437
okay so how can one get saved if it's all allegorical? what is the truth if the truth is not to be taken as truth but as a metaphor?
Anonymous No.718958653
>>718958524
>you have to live by the words in the book or you superdie in hell forever
>but it's all open to interpretation and you're just gonna have to guess what means what
Anonymous No.718958681 >>718958779 >>718959103
>>718958239
Unironically yes lol
The epicurean argument has yet to be disproven, because it can't. Otherwise, tell me what does. But you won't, because you can't, because there's no way it can be done while preserving the claim of positive Christian theology. It's either that or that. Absolute retard.
Anonymous No.718958749 >>718959923
>>718955369
You believe in mainstream, official narrative, a dogmatic religion
Anonymous No.718958759 >>718958890
>>718958524
methaphorically as methaphors for inner transformation. not for reality. i dont care about the church. or changing others
Anonymous No.718958779
>>718958681
*tips fedora*
Anonymous No.718958824 >>718958923
>718956414
Cold rationalism is not dogmatic or fanatical
Anonymous No.718958887
>>718946614
God doesnt go around setting heaven on fire, so in his absence the place is fuckin on fire.
Anonymous No.718958890 >>718959021
>>718958759
Then why do you even care about that fucking text? It's a document about fictional events compiled by a church to propagate that church's religious code.
Anonymous No.718958895 >>718959019
>Some frogs WILL be born with eyes in their mouths. I'm testing their faith.
Anonymous No.718958923
>>718958824
yeah it's both, midwit
Anonymous No.718959019
>>718958895
>Oh look if it isnt pajeeta patel the 36 year old indian single mother. her husband died in an accident 2 months ago and now shes working 90 hours a week to support her 3 children. maybe i should let her win the lottery. no, i must not. the correct path is having some freak throw acid in her face because she refuses to get raped. im sorry pajeeta but this is how it must be. its all part of my plan, despite me being all knowing and all powerful. of course, given you pray to some inbred elephant you will burn in hell for eternity. forgive me, you cannot be redeemed. It can't be helped, I don't make the rules.
Anonymous No.718959021
>>718958890
i dont. at least not the history part of it. but theres a lot of good spiritual teaching there. just as there is a lot of good spiritual teachings in other religions as well
Anonymous No.718959096
Creation is so beautiful and poetic...
Anonymous No.718959103
>>718958681
my argument for it is good things good, bad things also good. i believe in paradox and non duality
Anonymous No.718959161 >>718959289
>>718956196
>where do we come from? where are we headed?
I don't fucking know. You don't fucking know that as well.
The difference is that I acknowledge that I don't know, while you claim that you've learned the truth from some fictional text written by a human author who knew even less about the universe than you.
Anonymous No.718959169 >>718959763
>the bible is infallible
>past people are also incapable of creating fanfics
there's also no mention in the bible of rome being evil as fuck since they were responsible of the death of jesus
Anonymous No.718959176 >>718959451
>>718949593
It also misses the whole point of alot of atheists would probably believe in god if he tossed them into hell and made his presence undeniable reality.

It makes sense to me that a just god would allow you to repent and come to him while you are serving your punishment
Anonymous No.718959289
>>718959161
the thing is not to claim you know. but to believe there is a reason for it. that gives hope instead on sinking into cynicism. its a choice
Anonymous No.718959290
>you know what? give them big ass heads but make the mothers birth canal as narrow as possible fuck it sometimes my russian roulette of love makes sure the umbilical cord chokes the baby
Anonymous No.718959406
>>718953238
The image of El or a bearded old man to represent God the father represents the Saturnian nature of the Old Testament, but this image to symbolically represent God was already made obsolete with Christianity as Christianity makes it clear that God could only be comprehended through the Christ, but if you peel back further the veil you would realise that the only way you could possibly ever represent God is through yourself as we can only comprehend the immense infinity of God through ourselves in the body to Christ

In the west you can very clearly see a decline of organised religion, as people are coming to understand divinity on their own terms, this is a veil slowly being unraveled. The new atheism of the early 2000s served as an antichrist, but an antichrist isn’t what you think of it. The antichrist is lunar in nature as the Christ is solar, therefore the antichrist serves as a necessary part in a Hegelian dialect so that the Christ may further rise from its ashes as the child like how the sun shines at dawn after it passes through Hades
Anonymous No.718959429 >>718960225
Anonymous No.718959451
>>718959176
Everything will start making sense to you once you assume that the abrahamic deity has the acute narcissistic personality disorder which consumed its whole personality.
Anonymous No.718959496 >>718959645
>>718958524
Some storys are meant to be taken as historical doccuments, others are meant to be taken as widom and fables.
What you want to be looking at is narrative style, does this read like an account of something that happened or is it written differently.
Anonymous No.718959521
>>718946462
>>718946330 (OP)
When both will realize they're there because they jerk off and that's blasphemy
Anonymous No.718959645
>>718959496
Religious text cannot be a historical document by definition. It is not written to document an event, it is written to create some framework for supernatural beliefs.
Anonymous No.718959763
>>718959169
>Bible is infallible
Protestant theology is a mockery of truth, and a result of Chinese whispers and dogma upon dogma down the centuries. Nothing is so ridiculous as an idea as sola scriptura, though I guess its original intentions were kind of noble as it was to stop entities like the Catholic Church from abusing its power and declaring whatever they wanted, didn’t stop evangelical pastors from doing the same thing and claiming it’s biblical!
>bible of rome being evil as fuck since they were responsible of the death of jesus
Literally revelations, 616 is Greek Gematria for Nero
Anonymous No.718959881 >>718960038
>invents Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
Anonymous No.718959923
>>718958749
I don't believe in anything except my own research
Anonymous No.718959965
>>718953238
We do a little trolling around here
t. God
Anonymous No.718959969 >>718960313
>>718949593
>Even the worst of the worst don't deserve infinite punishment for finite sins from my point of view
I was taught that a transgression against an infinite being is met with infinite punishment, therefore it's just :)
Anonymous No.718959974
>...and the more sons you have the more statistically likely they will be gay and thus sent to hell! You're welcome.
Anonymous No.718960038
>>718959881
>Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
Literally just mothers suffocating their babies and everyone pretending to not know what happened
Anonymous No.718960109
>>718947161
>the patron god of the jews is jewish
Not surprising.
Anonymous No.718960175 >>718960396 >>718960486
The Bible is way better as mythology than it is as scripture. The whole "separation from god" thing is actually a good story element from a mythological lens. I couldn't ever believe it as Truth or worship it but I at least think it's a fascinating story.

Anyways, if the Biblical Hell is real, we're all going there. We're on 4chan, it's a foregone conclusion. Alternatively, this is already Hell, and whatever we all kicked puppies in our past lives.
Anonymous No.718960225 >>718960507 >>718960598
>>718959429
Yes, magick is the secret of abrahamic religion. It’s all actually about magick, even when it seems to condemn it.
>7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
All the prophets embody the incomprehensible and unknown One (Abraxas) through them, one cannot even begin to imagine the true nature of God for to know God is to know death
>But,” he said, β€œyou cannot see my face, for no one may see me and live.”
For to comprehend God is complete and utter destruction

Of course you want to take the story literally like a retard, and ignore the fact that every time a number ever appears in the Bible it always means something
Anonymous No.718960228
>invents Locked-in Syndrome
Anonymous No.718960305
Anonymous No.718960313
>>718959969
This explanation is so fucking stupid.
1 divided by infinity is 0. Any number divided by infinity is 0. You can't harm an infinite being in any way. Any action taken in an infinite beings presence might as well not have even happened.
Anonymous No.718960396 >>718960482 >>718960582
>>718960175
What’s the difference between mythology and scripture? Every mythology out there are symbolic explanations of deep unspeakable truths, that’s why we tell them through stories instead of philosophical treatises

The idea of mythology meaning something that is not true is the result of our societies secularism and lack of understanding towards religion
Anonymous No.718960482 >>718960724
>>718960396
>Every mythology out there are symbolic explanations of deep unspeakable truths
No, they are frameworks provided for a stable society and attempts to rationalize the unknown
Anonymous No.718960486
>>718960175
>The Bible is way better as mythology than it is as scripture.
Like fuck lmao.
Its entire story (part 1: desert goatfuckers fuck each other up, part 2: pointless torture porn) is mogged by a single average Greek mythical story.
This shit being a central text of modern era civilization is a travesty that can only be an outcome of something truly catastrophic. Despite the rapid loss of influence, the brain damage it inflicted will be felt for centuries to come.
Anonymous No.718960507 >>718960724
>>718960225
im a believer that god is a paradox of opposites. the infinite tension of angelic and demonic forces. got any resources on this?
Anonymous No.718960582
>>718960396
What frustrates me are so called β€˜mythology-nerds’ who treat Greek and Norse mythology like some sort marvel film, enjoying mythology because le cool thing happens without an understanding of what any of it means
Anonymous No.718960598 >>718960905
>>718960225
Bro is actually reading gender astrology manuals for 19th century freemason jannies and taking them seriously
Anonymous No.718960724 >>718960773 >>718960845
>>718960482
To rationalise the unknown is to use symbols for unspeakable truths, for what is unknown can only be understood through symbols
>>718960507
The Nag Hammadi library, some interpretations of Daoism, also look into Zoroastrianism
Anonymous No.718960773 >>718961256
>>718960724
Just because you are trying to understand something unknown through the use of symbols doesn't mean you are right.
Anonymous No.718960845
>>718960724
thanks fellow mystickek
Anonymous No.718960883 >>718961018
>I'll give my followers free will to make sure they behave like absolute niggers
>I'll not tell my followers which religion is the correct one and I won't prevent them from commiting mass murder over their retarded cults and even within the super true faith, the littlest pettiest doctrinal minutiae will provide enough material for centuries of fraternal hatred and suffering and gore, I'm such a prankster
Anonymous No.718960905 >>718961242
>>718960598
That because that shit works unironically, like externally full on not even a placebo effect
Anonymous No.718960909 >>718961818
>>718946330 (OP)
>you arrive in hell
>we need your input
>shows you a picture
Anonymous No.718961018
>>718960883
>I'll not tell my followers which religion is the correct one
All of them
Anonymous No.718961059
>Hmmmm I created the mosquito, an annoying bug that makes itchy bites... but it's not quite done
>What is it lacking? I know! I'll create a half dozen grotesquely horrible diseases for it to spread, perrrfect
Anonymous No.718961242 >>718961379
>>718960905
>That because that shit works unironically
lol

>Crowley
It actually worked for him since he was just a British spy peddling that drivel to high society retards and collecting intel from them. In that sense, yes, it works. It works on many levels when it comes to manipulation, social engineering and collecting retards into your secret society, but I'm just not sure it works for jannies who think they are wizards now because they got a new colored apron and a funny hat.
Anonymous No.718961256 >>718961393
>>718960773
There is understanding beyond understanding
Anonymous No.718961379 >>718961643
>>718961242
There is no argument in this, I know it works as much as a sailor knows their boat can travel on water. I am sorry, but this isn’t something that you could even debate, I am more skeptical of this reality desu
Anonymous No.718961393
>>718961256
Yeah and there's faggotry beyond faggotry you metafaggot
Anonymous No.718961395 >>718961853 >>718964235
>>718946614
That sounds like Heaven unironically.
>your reward for living a "good" life is being stuck in a realm with a genocidal hypocritical superbeing
Fuck that, let me chill with Satan.
Anonymous No.718961436
>>718958630
retard
Anonymous No.718961643 >>718961868 >>718962076
>>718961379
>I know it works as much as a sailor knows their boat can travel on water
So basically you're like one of those people ITT who believe that a magical jew will resurrect them from the dead?
Same dynamic, except "occult" shit is also supposed to be hidden and exclusive. So in a sense, it's completely dead in this day and age, because internet causes a total profanation of such topics. At least 19th century janny was excited to see a magic book because he knew how inaccessible it is, but today, every profan can download it.
Anonymous No.718961818 >>718963246
>>718960909
So, if we assume that the whole "inertia is conserved between portals" thing remains true, it's A. However, in the actual games, portals can't move, they immediately disappear if the surface they're attached to moves (but this makes no sense from a cosmological prospective, so we can chalk that up to a game engine limitation).

Given that portals are described as "gates" and that inertia is conserved going through them, I believe that if the picture happened, it would just be equivilant to passing a hoop over the cube; no inertia change, therefore A is correct. There are ways that portals could work to justify B, but all signs we have from the games point to A.
Anonymous No.718961853
>>718961395
No anon, you embody heaven as Christ Himself, for you realise yourself as an embodiment of God. The kingdom of heaven is here on earth.
>as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name
>Fuck that, let me chill with Satan
You are already doing that I guess, because you are him - we all are. But which Satan? The tester of God? There is Samael and Samael, they are not the same
Anonymous No.718961868
>>718961643
HIS NAME IS JESUS BITCH
Anonymous No.718961915
>IT SAYS HERE YOU FURTHERED THE DOWNFALL OF GAMING AS A WHOLE
>BY ACTUALLY FUNDING THOSE WHO RUINED IT WITH YOUR MONEY
>SORRY, I HAVE TO SEND YOU TO HELL

yeah no, Battlefield 6 isnt worth damnation. nice try, EA/Satan
Anonymous No.718962076 >>718962434 >>718962457
>>718961643
Err no, I have the personal experience of it working? I know that reality is fake from personal experience? But it’s pointless to divulge, though who are supposed to know will know and will be called to that path. Imagine the chaos if everyone knew of the occult nature of existence!
Anonymous No.718962406
>This corrupt to the core unrepentant, crass idiotic unspeakably cruel criminal? *makes him win the lottery*
>This random morally noble person? GIVE THEM STAGE 4 CANCER AND A PAINFUL UNDESERVED DEATH. Fuck him.
If they get cured thanks to chance, the assiduous work of medics and painstaking scientific progress, that'll be my doing. If not, it's le Debil, yes, that's right. Someone who's more powerful than me, God. Or, that I allow to inflict preventable atrocious suffering even though I'm le most good. Yes it makes exactly 0 sense whatsoever but I'll get away with it because my followers will just repeat the criticism in a mocking tone and hide behind le mystery even though up to that point they were sure certain of my attributes and adamant to tell others all about them.
>Btw I just gave you cancer too but you'll find out too late. You're welcome.
- YHWH
Anonymous No.718962434 >>718962724
>>718962076
>I have the personal experience of it working
And what did you do? Did it involve mind-altering substances? Do you know that you can take those without consuming freemason pulp for retards?

>I know that reality is fake from personal experience?
This is a completely pointless statement that returns nothing useful. Nothing ultimately changes about reality because of that.
Anonymous No.718962457
>>718962076
As everyone lives in the sphere of their own existence, no amount of explanation or anecdotal evidence would ever convince you - no matter how damning the evidence. You can literally see in an astrological chart that someone is meant to be, and will most likely be, a materialist or an atheist. It’s like a hard veil exists for these people, simply because it’s meant to be

The only way would be to try it, but you would never do such a thing except maybe by sudden inspiration
Anonymous No.718962724
>>718962434
Row, row, row your boat

Gently down the stream

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

Life is but a dream.
Row, row, row your boat

Gently down the stream.

If you see a crocodile

Don't forget to scream!

Aaaah!
Anonymous No.718962963
>>718951557
If you kill in game you kill irl
Anonymous No.718963246 >>718963821 >>718964761 >>718965221
>>718961818
look at this afag
they know b is the truth but are just retarded
Anonymous No.718963821
>>718963246
This is why portals don't move in the actual game, if you actually did this, the most likely result would be the portal cutting the log in half when the truck moved.
Anonymous No.718964051
>Ok next we have cartel member who tortured countless people in worst ways possible, but he worshipped jewish carpenter at the end of his life, he goes to heaven.
>Ok next we have person that he tortured, he didn't worship jewish carpenter, so he will be tortured even more in hell
Any objections?
Anonymous No.718964235
>>718961395
Based.
Anonymous No.718964761
>>718963246
Portals are attached to the fabric of spacetime. The entirety of space time moves with a moving portal and therefore moves with respect to itself.
It would impart a force similar to gravity.
Anonymous No.718965221
>>718963246
That's a dick and balls on the truck
Anonymous No.718966642
>>718958524
You know the Big Bang theory was proposed by a Catholic priest right? And who Mendel who first proposed genetics was a monk. So it's not like it was athiests who created all these scientific advancements while Christians denied it, in reality Christians were integral in the development in these fields