>You don't understand, this absurdly grotesque atrocious suffering is crucial in order to... uhh... as a test, yes that's it, as a test... for... Uhm no actually as a consequence of the Fall and evil entering the world even though by definition a deviation from my totally necessary Simon says game could not happen precisely because it hadn't entered yet but uhh... Hmm no scratch that it was actually Satan, on whom I have no power even though I'm omnipotent haha... Hm? No, not in one of my bets, that one with Job was a one-off thing lmao... Where was I? Oh yes, so you see uhh it's actually for the greater good and in the long term that you can't possibly comprehend... #trusttheplan I work in mysterious ways or something, now SHUT UP leave me alone while I fill the world with some more nematodes, vile invisible worms constituting most of the planet's animal biomass and my true passion, beetles. Did you know they constitute the vast majority of Earth's animal speci- Huh? Leukemia in babies? OH MY ME who the fuck cares, by the way do you wanna know my latest beetle project? I'm working on a real special one with a pattern that — wait for it — resembles another one but in fact, it is actually NOT that one! My crowning achievement. What do you mean I'm an evil retard who doesn't even exist??? How fucking dare you, I'll condemn you to... uhh... physical eternal suffering... in a physical space uhh... somewhere, I swear it's true DON'T LAUGH!!!
