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Anonymous Argentina 8/4/2025, 5:56:38 AM No.213459590 [Report] >>213460254 >>213460333 >>213461179 >>213461233
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>yes testicular torsion is an important part of my big mysterious plan chud
Anonymous United States 8/4/2025, 6:38:52 AM No.213460254 [Report]
>>213459590 (OP)
Should't have sinned o algo asi
Anonymous Canada 8/4/2025, 6:43:54 AM No.213460333 [Report] >>213460405
>>213459590 (OP)
I got testicular torsion right before I wrote a midterm. I speedrunned because I didn't want to make a scene by telling a proctor. Thankfully it was like all multiple choice, and I was the first one to finish by far and I booked it to the hospital right after
Anonymous Canada 8/4/2025, 6:45:09 AM No.213460356 [Report]
The Universe is a big domino chain and every single event is vital to G*d's plan. If you didn't have testicular torsion then it wouldn't make the next domino fall and lead to G*d's ultimate plan. As a mere human you can't know for sure that your testicular torsion wasn't pivotal to G*d's ultimate plan.
Anonymous United States 8/4/2025, 6:45:46 AM No.213460370 [Report]
stop sitting on your balls
Anonymous United States 8/4/2025, 6:47:27 AM No.213460391 [Report] >>213460417 >>213460435
Meme problem or maybe my sack angle mogs everybody?
Anonymous Canada 8/4/2025, 6:48:34 AM No.213460405 [Report] >>213460468
>>213460333
The hot teacher didn’t come to che k on you?
You should sue
Anonymous United States 8/4/2025, 6:49:39 AM No.213460417 [Report]
>>213460391
it's for teens, less in adults, not an epidemic or anything
Anonymous United States 8/4/2025, 6:50:32 AM No.213460435 [Report]
>>213460391
It's not about the angle, some people just have a tunica vaginalis that extends too superiorly in the scrotum so your testicle can flop and roll around until one day it just rolls in a circle and ties itself there
Anonymous Canada 8/4/2025, 6:52:44 AM No.213460468 [Report]
>>213460405
It was in a big lecture hall with lots of students thankfully. It took all my concentration just to not vomit, I think if anyone had tried to talk to me I would have thrown up and it would have been so embarrassing
Anonymous United States 8/4/2025, 6:54:15 AM No.213460493 [Report]
the more i think about it the funnier it becomes
Anonymous Turkey 8/4/2025, 7:45:37 AM No.213461179 [Report]
>>213459590 (OP)
One of former/tr/general posters 1 testical removed because of torsion when he was teenager. Maybe you guys know him he's kinda famous around imageboards especially kohlchan.
Berkay imkampfy.
Anonymous Mexico 8/4/2025, 7:50:22 AM No.213461233 [Report]
>>213459590 (OP)
>I will make the most beautiful, angelic, noble, peaceful, graceful, honorable, intelligent, creative, brave, fairest, valiant and tallest race and give their women melanin receptor
what did godjak mean by this?
Anonymous Mexico 8/4/2025, 7:53:33 AM No.213461273 [Report]
I once read the testimony of a guy who was born with very long ‘threads’ on his testicles, which caused them to constantly twist and had to be manually adjusted to stop the pain. This could happen at any time. It's very easy to lose them if you don't do anything about it.