>jeopardy
I'm sorry English but that's such a stupid looking word. It sounds like the name of a big feline. Just me?

>be me working some shit software job
>see an 11/10 cutie in the parking lot one day
>check HR news bulletin and see that we just had a new hire in a different department
>never have any professional reason to talk to her
>occasionally walk past her in hallway or parking lot. She has her head leaned forward and speedwalks everywhere
>eventually she's laid off because my company fucking sucks
>still obsessed with her 2 months later
If I shoot myself in the brain, whay are the odds I'll survive and only destroy the part of my brain that causes me to think like this?