Really sad Japan has such shit taste and is actually buying this low-effort Pokemon shit.
I pirated it from fitgirl and was bored out of my mind, deleted it after, I want my time back

Is Ditto the best girlfriend?
Soft, mutable, you can fuck it all you want
Can turn into any look, whether it's a sexy starlet or a goat fast.
Eats any kind of crap. It's easy to be a pet.
Reproductive isolation. Can't get pregnant.
IQ high enough to remain absolutely loyal to you.
IQ low enough not to sue you to the police for rape.