Thread 715707563

Is Ditto the best girlfriend?
Soft, mutable, you can fuck it all you want
Can turn into any look, whether it's a sexy starlet or a goat fast.
Eats any kind of crap. It's easy to be a pet.
Reproductive isolation. Can't get pregnant.
IQ high enough to remain absolutely loyal to you.
IQ low enough not to sue you to the police for rape.

>>715707563 (OP)
Such a beautiful and rare sight.
Brings tears to my eyes.
This time, OP wasn't a faggot.
In fact, he's very based.

>>715707563 (OP)
Sorry wrong board, I meant to post this on >>>/vp/

>>715707563 (OP)
It's an animal. You can't have consensual rape with animals, that's RAPE, anon.

Yup. We really need to bring back sex slavery.

>>715707563 (OP)
And best of all, it can't speak.

>>715707886
Bear didn't complain.

>>715708336
Are you referring to BG3 or something? If so that wasn't an animal.
Pokémon are literal animals, incapable of giving consent. Sex with them is rape.

>>715709067
Someone post it.

>>715707563 (OP)
i mean yeah a ditto would be a pretty good gf

>>715707563 (OP)
I’d prefer a Zoroark instead. They can canonically talk to you through illusions

>>715707563 (OP)
>Reproductive isolation. Can't get pregnant.
How do you know this? If there's a human-like egg group, and humans can straight up turn into pokemon sometimes, there's a greater than zero chance that if you fuck a ditto an egg containing a tiny (you) will pop out

>>715709067
Pokemon aren't real and even if they were some of them have been shown to have intelligence on the level or beyond humans. Also, humans are animals too.

>>715712119
>humans are animals too! So it's okay to fuck hamsters and sheep
Beastfags are the most deranged people on the planet, I swear.

>>715707563 (OP)
Gardevoir can read your mind and is very empathetic. I would take her as gf over Ditto. Goodra, Tsareena and Lopunny would be also in my harem before I would take Ditto.

>>715707563 (OP)
>Reproductive isolation. Can't get pregnant.
skill issue