>today I will remind them this is how a REAL RIDER rides
>fuck cagies
>fuck npc sidewalk dwellers
>fuck lot-tards who never kill the skreets
>fuck skreet-tards who never slay the tracks
>fuck larping track-tards who can't carve canyons
>fuck weebbikes because anime is le gay
>fuck shitalian bikes because stromboli and pocketspaghetti
>fuck the r7 and r9 because some people like them and enjoy them but they're bigger than my bike
>fuck advdads and reddtdads because i hate my dad

Hey reditors I can’t get the balls to wheelie. What can I do? I need to post nooners on an anonymous Finnish pineapple carving telegram channel or they won’t fill my narcissistic supply. What do I do here? Stuck on this beginner bike.

I’ve got no test and am impotent if that matters.

TIA