>>513323837
This is my cat, I trained him for years to do this and I make money selling videos of him doing this to private collectors.
Distributing them freely like this online really hurts my business and deprives me of the income I need to keep this wonderful content coming for my paid customers.
I will have to resort to selling cat pelts again which really breaks my heart. Piracy hurts more than just billionaires.
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>>512154875
Unmarried women over 35 must be retired and removed from society.
A minimum of 8 years age gap must be enforced for all men over 35.
Starting at 19, we begin a system where, for every two years you age, any woman you date/marry must be 1 year younger than you.
If you're 20, your maximum is 19.
If you're 22, your maximum is 20.
>M 24, f 21 max
>M 26, f 22 max
>M 28, f 23 max
>M 30, f 24 max
>M 32, f 25 max
>M 34, f 26 max
>M 36, f 27 max
>M 38, f 28 max
>M 40, f 29 max
>M 42, f 30 max
>M 44, f 31 max
>M 46, f 32 max
>M 48, f 33 max
>M 50, f 34 max
And after that, there are no more matches. The man is now too old and the woman is now too old.
Tell me it isn't perfect. You can't because it is.
Unmarried women over 35 must be retired and removed from society.
A minimum of 8 years age gap must be enforced for all men over 35.
Starting at 19, we begin a system where, for every two years you age, any woman you date/marry must be 1 year younger than you.
If you're 20, your maximum is 19.
If you're 22, your maximum is 20.
>M 24, f 21 max
>M 26, f 22 max
>M 28, f 23 max
>M 30, f 24 max
>M 32, f 25 max
>M 34, f 26 max
>M 36, f 27 max
>M 38, f 28 max
>M 40, f 29 max
>M 42, f 30 max
>M 44, f 31 max
>M 46, f 32 max
>M 48, f 33 max
>M 50, f 34 max
And after that, there are no more matches. The man is now too old and the woman is now too old.
Tell me it isn't perfect. You can't because it is.
>10 years pass, she's 42
>Her femmy boyfriend didn't have anything keeping him around
>Realized he could just trade her out for a 32yo again
>She wanted babies, and he relented, so he's now 42 with two little kids
>See his pic on Facebook with a little boy and girl, a nice shot of the three of them at a national park
>She hears the compressor of her fridge click on against the silence of her apartment
>Scrrrt, scrrrt, as her cat kicks litter around in its litter box
>Ding, another like on tinder, checks the guy - 50yo divorced father of three
>She swipes away
>Ding, 48yo overweight man, standing in front of his Dodge Charger, wearing a basketball jersey and a baseball cap
>Swipes away
>A laptop with an unfinished spreadsheet plays a tone
>"Kelly, can you get those inventory counts done tomorrow?", from her manager - 6 years her junior
>Ding, a black 28yo guy wearing lip balm and corn rows
>Fridge compressor stops
>Back to pure silence
>Texts a friend, "wanna grab drinks?"
>"Next week maybe? Jaxsyn has basketball tourney"
>Leaves her on read...
>Meow, Mr. Fluffkins wants a can of food
>Opens the can, the ice machine in her fridge churns...
>"Let's see what's on Netflix Mr. Fluffkins"
>"Only 50 more years of this..."
>Her femmy boyfriend didn't have anything keeping him around
>Realized he could just trade her out for a 32yo again
>She wanted babies, and he relented, so he's now 42 with two little kids
>See his pic on Facebook with a little boy and girl, a nice shot of the three of them at a national park
>She hears the compressor of her fridge click on against the silence of her apartment
>Scrrrt, scrrrt, as her cat kicks litter around in its litter box
>Ding, another like on tinder, checks the guy - 50yo divorced father of three
>She swipes away
>Ding, 48yo overweight man, standing in front of his Dodge Charger, wearing a basketball jersey and a baseball cap
>Swipes away
>A laptop with an unfinished spreadsheet plays a tone
>"Kelly, can you get those inventory counts done tomorrow?", from her manager - 6 years her junior
>Ding, a black 28yo guy wearing lip balm and corn rows
>Fridge compressor stops
>Back to pure silence
>Texts a friend, "wanna grab drinks?"
>"Next week maybe? Jaxsyn has basketball tourney"
>Leaves her on read...
>Meow, Mr. Fluffkins wants a can of food
>Opens the can, the ice machine in her fridge churns...
>"Let's see what's on Netflix Mr. Fluffkins"
>"Only 50 more years of this..."