Thread 513323615

>>513323615 (OP)
OMG real?

That's not funny,
That's just AI slop

Another fake and gay reddit humor thread

LMAO,你们这些可悲的种族主义者的 “pol humor ”总是让我捧腹大笑。

面对现实吧,大多数 POC 都会比你们这些可悲的处男成功得多。你们站在了历史的错误一边,失败者们,接受现实吧

>>513323615 (OP)
My captcha made me laugh, at least.

lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>513323770
kek, just start selling pitchers as "souvenirs"

>>513323980
Me no Chinee! You Indian! Poo in loo!

>>513323770
>kleptomaniac heeb gets victimized by niggers and has to cope about it
they all have to go

Poo in roo!**
damn it, one job

>>513323615 (OP)
You pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh at your "humor" threads.
Face it. Poc are infinitely more likely to be successful than you incels

>>513323615 (OP)
Can't beat the OG OP

>>513323770
Do niggers really? I've never once taken a glass or anything from a restaurant or bowling alley or whatever. That's insane.

>>513324279
Lmao you pathetic amerimutts never fail to make me laugh with your stealing leaf "pol humor" thread blessings.

Face it, most PoC (People of Canada) will be infinitely more successful memers than any of you sad overweight virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of the 49th parallel, get over it losers

>>513323770
Just add .10 per drink and you'll make up for it.

>>513323770
So his business is encouraging everyone to get retarded and fuck up their lives more while raping their wallets. I guess he can pretend to be the white savior guy since he has to replace $3 plastic pitchers.

>>513324607
that never gets old

>>513323770
The fact the niggers walk out with his stuff so nonchalantly makes pitcher cuck so much funnier.

>>513324322
Maybe because you are not a nigger?

>>513323770
This hits stronger than a Shaheed.

>>513324939
Is this "funny" to you?

>>513323615 (OP)
It's photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels.

>>513323615 (OP)
Ok but maybe they didn't get it... Can anyone with a diving board show this to a cat?

>>513323770
Hahah fucking kek, as soon as I saw the niggers...

>>513323615 (OP)
NO FCUKING WAY CHAT IS THIS REAL

Lol

>>513323615 (OP)
Switching diving boards at 18 seconds in is crazy

>>513323770
>some one stole my pitchers today
>i felt bummed about it
>but than i realized that the total world happiness increased
>so i didnt mind

>kikes worship a mountain of rotting grease
Lmao

>>513323770
>pitcher stealers
add it

>>513324939
are you ch*nese by any chance?

>>513323928
/pol/ is nothing but newfag shitskins who won't get this at all

Average memeflag irl

>>513324592
Bro those pitchers are cheap as fuck and black people will spend money in a shitty bar just to show off. He's actually correct. If he's making bank every night who gives a fuck you can afford to hire a pitcher boy.

Every single rainbow flag poster exposed

>>513323837
This is my cat, I trained him for years to do this and I make money selling videos of him doing this to private collectors.
Distributing them freely like this online really hurts my business and deprives me of the income I need to keep this wonderful content coming for my paid customers.
I will have to resort to selling cat pelts again which really breaks my heart. Piracy hurts more than just billionaires.

>>513323980
taiwan numba 1

>>513325208
Is this humorous?

>>513323770
>the pitcher incel
>the memories chad

It's not raisins
...
just realized every single post of mine sounds like the average YouTube short videos of cats

>>513325392
Is it funny because Canada is Chinese now? I don't get it

>>513325597
Yes

>>513324814
Why are the cats so happy about being wagies

>>513323770
Imagine the horror of having a business and that is what you have to deal with.

>>513325293
at least pitcher cuck can raise prices to compensate for it though.
>>513325135
DONT LOOK AT THE WINDOW CHAT

>>513323862
You have been watching Judge Dredd too much kiddo.

>>513325788
We need to update it to hindi

>>513323615 (OP)
How the hell is this /pol/ humor?

>>513326287
Is this real?

>>513323770
>first there was the bike cuck, then there was the pitcher cuck

>>513326426
Bike cuck?

>>513325393
Kekd.

>>513323770
Bike Cuck has met his match: Pitcher Cuck

>>513325788
LMAO आप दयनीय नस्लवादी मुझे अपने “pol humor” धागे से हंसाने में कभी असफल नहीं होते

इसका सामना करें, अधिकांश POC आप में से किसी भी दुखी कुंवारी की तुलना में असीम रूप से अधिक सफल होंगे। आप इतिहास के गलत पक्ष पर हैं, हारे हुए लोगों से उबरें

>>513324279
Sounds like someone here is either a nigger or a niggerlover, but doesn't matter much because both are equally worthless.

>>513326014
Cats don't pay taxes or rent and require less food than humans, so I imagine having a low stress, low responsibility job is more attractive even with low pay. Just some disposable income to buy catnip, etc.

>>513326485
>>513326614
so where'd you come from?

>>513325597
Kinda yeah

>>513326816
Fuck off

>>513326286
LMAO, तुम जैसे दयनीय नस्लभेदी लोगों का “pol humor” हमेशा मुझे पेट पकड़कर हँसने पर मजबूर कर देता है।

हकीकत का सामना करो, ज़्यादातर POC तुम जैसे दयनीय कुंवारों से कहीं ज़्यादा सफल होंगे। तुम इतिहास के ग़लत पक्ष में खड़े हो, हारने वाले हो, और सच को स्वीकार कर लो।


You are welcome. Hindi is such a beautiful language

>>513326286
Ya the Chinese are literally the least of my problems...

>>513326602
Kek. Saved

>>513327023
>>513327069
What AI is this?
Thought it was an actual movie

>>513327082
>>513326602
Fuck, an actual indian beat me to it

>>513326014
They get an ethnostate

>>513327291
Fuck your ethnostate
Christ is king

>>513323615 (OP)
:)

>>513327301
Hot

>>513326935
Lol, sounds like you might be a whore IRL

>>513327143
First two words of the filenames, Copernicus.

>>513323770
Fuck this guy. Why are Whites such pussies?

>>513327540
The Black man scares them like the coward rats they are

>>513323770
In some places in Germany the cost of the glass is included in the drink. If you return it afterwards, they give you the money back. If you keep it, then you already paid for it

okay, where the fuck are all you newfags and tourists coming from? C'mon, cough it up.

>>513323770
My father, back in the day had one wall in his kitchen completely covered in menus from his favorite local restaurant. These were the nice laminated menus too. Commandeering stuff from a restaurant isn't stealing.

>>513327667
Noice

>>513323770
I have a cabinet like that but those were actual souvenir glasses where it was explicitly stated that I was buying the glass along with the drink. Half the places would bring out a clean glass for me to take home instead of expecting me to take home the dirty one I used.

>>513327650
(jk germany bros)

>>513327540
The kike legal system punishes whites for defending themselves multiple times more than it does niggers committing crime.

>>513327758
Your father should hand himself over to the local authorities for being a piece of shit thief

>>513327635
>>513327769
Lmao at these zoot-ass suit cuts, niggers really are a cosmic joke aren't they

>>513326223
fafo

>>513323744
seethe jew

>>513323770
A pitcher isn't any kind of "souvenir syndrome" or whatever the fuck they want to call it. That's just theft. You want to grab an ashtray or maybe a schooner, that's one thing. A pitcher gets you into pathology territory.

>>513323770
Lol he even looks like the bike cuck!

>>513324266
>Scissoring.MP4

>>513327912
I sense you are jealous.
Are you too poor to afford a tailored suit that black men can afford?

Humor threads can be entertaining and may cause someone to revisit this board which is why they need to be destroyed. See shill ITT. Strange that the mods will remove an OP that's trolling but not troll posts within threads.

>>513324908
too bad that's not gonna work everywhere.

>>513328004
those plastic pitchers are probably cheaper than that mug

>>513325597
yeah that was a pretty nice headshot to finish the nog off

>>513324908
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thehindu.com/news/national/karnataka/man-held-for-raping-cow/article65356627.ece/amp/

>>513325610
>wypipo dindu invent inventions
what do the zoo exhibit mean by this?

>>513328164
When you sit down for a $125 porterhouse that doesn't even include potato or salad, they tend to offer you better quality stuff to steal.

t. only guessing; I found that in a thrift shop.

>>513323964
https://youtu.be/zm36afb21cs
YOU GOTTA VAXX THAT KID
HE'S HEALTHY AND PURE
CUZ WITH YOUR NO VAXX STUFF
WE DON'T MAKE MONEY ON HIM
we don't make money on him
we don't make money on him

>>513324939
Only chinks and niggers find this shit funny.

>>513323615 (OP)
How did they train cats to do that?

>>513325597
Better than animal torture. Nigger probably earned it.

>>513323615 (OP)
Im really starting to hate AI

>>513323770
I've never once thought to take something from a restaurant. I get the argument of wanting to preserve a memory but I'd probably only do that if the place was crazy expensive anyway in which case I assume those places don't really care.

>>513326014
The company pays all their meowdical insurance.
Two weeks of vakitten.
They enjoy their comewt.
The pay helps them in other catspirations.
A healthy workforce should be part of any nyaational policy.

>>513324939
Seriously why are places like this allowed to exist?

We should use them as testing ground for viral and chemical weapons. It's a double win situation for the world

>>513327275
For you cuz its better

>>513328994
full spectrum dominance means FULL SPECTRUM

>>513329274
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755471388659321.mp4

>>513327082
It's actually fucking real

>>513328004
>stealing an entire ship is less severe than stealing a pitcher
>t. Tortugan

>>513326910
>32,000 likes
Not bad.

>>513328004
based 70's boomer humor
and you put it on display in your home bar cabinet with a bunch of flamingo stirrers and playboy matchbooks and new york magnets and iguana mexico tumbler

>>513326910
Fucking lmao

>>513329643
dignifAI that bitch!

>>513328053
>every single line and form is exaggerated bulged and rumpled
Nah nigga I get my suits tailored by a white man (or chinky fellow) because they understand the tradition of the work and that suits my taste. Same as when I need new wheels: I don't go to the rim shack down the street and apply for a line of credit, I contact the car's manufacturer and wire them a single payment.

>>513323615 (OP)
Fuck you.

>>513327970
He is right, cat-tard.

>>513327138
The only time this happens is with AI

>>513327850
why do niggers hate animals so much?
I want to say its because they a see animals as a lower life form then themselves and feel they need to take their frustrations out on them like the white man does to them, but don't they understand they aren't human and are but only slightly higher level mammals themselves? They should be kind to their fellow animals for they are one themselves.
You see this behavior with Russians too, I guess Russians are niggers.

>>513327970
Fuck off wog

>>513328475
>GetReady
for what?

>>513323770
Get cucked, liquor boy

>>513323980
God bless you, fren

>>513330021
Probably given to them for free. Built by white people.

>>513323615 (OP)
woah how did they train the cat to do that? thats so cool

>>513330335
She's a lawyer.
>for what?
A lawsuit. She thought "Caucasian Cuisine" meant white customers only.

>>513330420
they get them addicted to huffing air horn gas then deprive them of it until they do the tricks

>>513323615 (OP)
wtf is this real?

>>513326602
>nice day for shit posting.

>>513330565
just like yesterday

>>513330498
stupid
nothing happened i assume

>>513324322
You're a good goy. Like a third of my glassware is from restaurants and bars. Spring break, NBA finals, frat event, early date with would-be wife, night with homies, etc. They all make me smile when I use em. It's a SOVL thing, NPCs wouldn't understand

>>513328053
Zesty ass niggers lmao

>>513327540
Jews

>>513328158
Kek

>>513323770
i thought the glass was included in the cost of the drink like the toy in a happy meal

>>513323615 (OP)
>>513323700
>not one cat goes to the end, looks at it, makes a disgusted face, goes back
obviously not real

>>513324318
WTF?!

>>513329168
PERO QUE CHULADA!

>>513330820
It really is, as long if you don't ask and don't get caught

>>513323615 (OP)
Not my problem

>>513329168
LOST

>>513325544
What’s the going rate for a cat hide these days? Just a yellow tabby, nothing fancy.

>>513323770
Just offer to sell them then.

>>513327850
This is exactly why I never get tired from watching video of Niggers getting gored.

>>513329849
I wonder if she likes to give head

Has anyone noticed that typically right-leaning spaces are full of AI slop, but you don't see it where leftists hang out? Why is that? Why do right wing people fall in love with shitty AI videos?

>>513330633
Didn't have crabs hulkbusting through cellophane as video of the day but God dammit son you've done it!

>>513327850
no wonder niggers were to open to being financed by chinks

>>513331169
holy fuck did that idiot break his neck and die?

>>513331170
that ended up better than that guy who dressed as a deer

>>513325020
Dumb

>>513329759
apparently dignifAI is for men too O_O

>>513323615 (OP)
Nah, this can't be real, can it??!

>>513323770
How hasn't anyone posted the bike comic yet

>>513330668
>NPCs
But non-paying customers are the ones stealing it instead of paying for it

>>513323770
Unc predicted this btw

>>513332525
Get some glasses, doofus. They already did twice.

>>513323615 (OP)
What!?! I thought cats hated water! Like to see somebody train a dumb dog to do that! #catpower

>>513331463
yes

>>513323615 (OP)
If Nogs spend 15 bucks on a pitcher of mad dog mixed with white claw you best believe they are drinking to the last drop
Those pitchers are to go cups

>>513323615 (OP)
Moot and his cat

>>513332684
hot

>>513327383
Just one reordering away from being bikeloss.

>>513324592
you are a total fucking faggot. his problem is being a nigger loving nigger apologist queer, not serving alcohol. your local pub manager IS a savior of the white race.

>>513323615 (OP)
IS THIS REAL??

>>513323980
Thanks leaf!

>>513325544
Sorry anon. Can I send you money?

>>513330633
Well, it's fresh.

>>513324814
Guys Is this real?

>>513323615 (OP)
wtf is this real?

>>513323770
>broccoli hair
>extra long video about complaining
>bowling alley
>niggers everywhere
>overthinking theft to reclassify his own similar behavior as a positive

Every time I've been anywhere that's run intelligently, they will either offer to sell the 'memorabilia', the cost will be higher by default to offset the continued purchasing of inventory, or they nip the theft in the bud immediately. Making a tiktok to whine about overhead cost is the most jewish thing I've seen today, and I saw a motherfucker take pennies from a fountain while I was eating lunch.

>>513333255
india doing some strange shit literally that a joke

>>513323615 (OP)
Go the fuck back, toxoplasmosis autist faggot.

>>513333314
Are you fucking stupid?
Oh wait, you have a UN Flag, so you clearly are.

>>513333314
the un want to fool people with their foreign policy

>>513323770
How was this simple retarded video fascinating enough to get like 70 replies?
You zoomer faggots really do have tiktok brainrot

>>513323770
He voted for this…

>>513323980
LMAO get fucked newfag, go back to plebbit if 4chan is too edgy for you, no one cares about your liberal whining

>>513333723
How can you be this new...

>>513333652
wow a woman made me laugh... what's happening to me??

>>513323770
Fucking pussy
Disgusting

>>513333752
man I tell you this thread has like 10 newfags. I tried asking where they all came from but they didn't respond because they're all cowards.

>>513323615 (OP)
KINO

>>513324266
This made my peepee feel tingly.

Saar

>>513329643
WTF??? That dude couldn't have done better? Even if he likes the dark meat???

>>513325503
>I named him Jordan after your favorite shoes

>>513334141
basically saying golem technology makes people enslaved

>>513333788
it was probably her husband's idea

>>513323700
You were supposed to bless the thread if you were this early to it, come on man.

>>513333723
First day here nufag? You must lurk for a year before posting the first time. That’s the rule.

>>513334309
thank you, i needed that cope.
>>513334264
IS TECHNOLOGY GOOD FOR YOU lol

>>513326339
The bots responding to it ARE the humor.

>>513323770
the ballad of the happiness cuck

>>513323615 (OP)
what's happening in 0:09

>>513323770
>These plain, generic, logo-less, mass-produced pitchers that every single bar and restaurant in the fucking world uses are being taken from mine as a memento
>of the very memorable night they went bowling
>and definitely not because niggers have some bone-deep compulsion to steal everything that isn't nailed down

>>513324318

CHAT

CHAT!!!!

CHAT IS THIS FUCKING REAL!?

>>513333901
Atleast we got the blessing

>>513334412
technology not good for you
does not create it only destroys

>>513330633
But, when I wrapped it in plastic, I said "this kills the crab". I don't understand.

>>513323862
This is fake right or has the racist AmeriKKCracKKa States of Racemerica gone absolutely INSANE

>>513334557
All is well in the universe.

>>513323744
wasted digits, the lonkon ollypan is pretty funny

>>513331575
foxhole is alright but has some balance issues and really only works best if you can get a solid sized group of no lifes together to regularly do stuff and upkeep stuff.
playing solo is just not its intended point. 1/3 of the game is base building which decays if you dont have people you can trust to keep it supplied, and another 1/3 is said supply lines and manufacturing which you have to be one dedicated autist to enjoy.

will say the 1/3 that is the actual combat is still better and more enjoyable even solo than many other similar overhead 3rd person shooter games, but it still sucks to watch your front collapse while no one can live longer than 3 seconds due to the enemies superior equipment because the people in the other 2/3rds of the game are unreliable retards.

>>513334553
People believe we landed on the moon but in the same breath will say this is fake.

>>513324908
*How to reduce the number of times you're raped in India

>>513334712
that was most likely something at Area 51

>>513334789
think about this
that only Area 51
there 50 other Areas

>>513323770
>the souvenir effect
add it to the list

>>513334701
very interesting
>>513334789
@grok is this real?

>>513334875
there also 50 states

>>513324939
There really is no saving them. Give them their nation back and they burn it down, teach them irrigation and they’ll kill your students, give them boats and planes and they’ll use them to abandon their country, come to yours and complain that it’s not like the country they escaped from. Africa is where brain cells go to die, the most dangerous thing there isn’t the malaria ridden mosquitoes or the bloodthirsty lions, it’s the fucking natives that seem to be physically incapable of doing anything correctly. Aside from crime. Anyways, this poster is a nigger, chink or some demented half breed

>>513323928
謝謝為了你的服務,葉子先生

>>513334940
>>513334875

Not a fucking coincidence, boys.

>>513334903
That some speechless telepath, one of the greys, some metaphysical entities; that have psychic powers.

>>513325382
>>>> souvenir enthusiasts

>>513335113
yep. a treat for all the newfa-

>>513324318
I’m an AI expert, this one is real guys.

>>513334947
your types during the 1800s destroy our land, our buildings; with those balloons

>>513325322
The poop pillar, holy of holies

>>513332922
Just showed my mum that vid.
Didn't tell her it was AI.
Had me text her the vid so she can show her bible study/brunch group tomorrow AM.
Wants me to find where that happened so they can pray for families who lost loved ones.

There a withdrawn frame of control outside of the earth, something with retrograde orbit; people say it from 12,000 years ago, the watchers operate, metaphysical constructs; strange things outside of the physical realm. There exists the ant people, under the earth. The seraphim types operate a foreign policy against our organs.

>>513330021
Three billion dollar dollars

>>513323744
>gradually make the board less interesting for its users

>>513324592
This. The guy is a spiritual kike. Thinks he is allowed to steal stuff to "remember good times" and calls it a "souvenir"

Absolute twisted subhuman

>>513335252
What buildings? The huts of stone and hide? We gave your ancestors language beyond clicks and growls, medicine beyond prayer and mud, we could’ve built your predecessors a university, a hospital and a spacecraft launching facility, and you still would have become the savages you currently are.

>>513330668
>Stealing is ok because you're a goy
No nigger. Glass and ceramic ware is cheap if you know where to look.

>>513335304
It really happened tho.

>>513335929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWb_OWlGSo&ab_channel=Krow%27sGraveyard

>>513335929
your somehow not like US

>>513335903
yeah.. hes definitely spiritually dependent on one or more jews
cuckery like that aint natural
thats christcuckery if ive ever seen it

>>513335948
glass if used properly better than gold

>>513336087
texas
taxes
they doing a plot

>>513330633
this is animal cruelty

>>513332815
why?

>>513336202
plotting to suck off jews maybe

>>513335304
you're just as retarded as your mom

>>513323700
Dumbass do you not see the video? Yes it’s fucking real. Literally video evidence. I would imagine the cats had their genes spliced in a Chinese laboratory, probably the same one that made COVID-19.

>>513334701
There was a time when /v/irgins ran amuck causing chaos and fear everywhere they went.

Never forget.

>>513336646
IAMRETARD!!!

>>513330668
So everywhere you go, you steal glasses?

When you to a friend's house you steal his glasses too?

we need a Romanian hate-thread

>>513333559
you never saw the "bike stolen, happiness increased" comic?
you are a newfag then