>picking up a beef roast and groceries for sister at the store
>walking through parking lot
>hear faintly from behind me
>"OMG You're hot, are you single?"
>Turn around, look everywhere
>Nothing just see empty cars
>whatever go into the store and pick the shit up
>come out
>Look around the cars
>It's the Hyundai close to my car with two middle school girls hiding in the seats with windows cracked
>Approach the car and their faces are bright as tomatoes
>Say hi and get back into my car
I should've fucking gotten their snaps, jail time be fucking damned (16 here) but goddamn I felt fucking good that entire day.