Thread 76520658

When you're /fit/ people treat you better and mire you as part of every day life. You are fit, right anon? Incels and fatties stay away thanks this thread is for winners.

>>76520658 (OP)
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> have to buy a new shirt for a job interview
> go to a department store and ask for my usual shirt brand
> dont remember my size
> nice lady measures my neck with her tapemeasure
> "huh that can't be right"
> me confused
> "your neck is 15 but your shoulders are much broader"
> brings me a few options
> first one fits perfectly zero tailoring required

I love being fit because of shit like this. Life on easy mode.

I'm a skinnyfat incel

>>76520658 (OP)
Here's some since I started bulking, they aren't really that good though considering who them came from but...
>walking on the side walk to this coffee shop to work on some stuff
>some dude in a truck slows down and yells out something along the lines of "you have a great build man".
Nothing like that has happened since i started taking my training more seriously and it was a good confidence boost even if it was coming from a guy. And another
>go to coffee shop i frequent
>barista there checks me out sometimes
>brings me my coffee directly to me where she doesnt do this for other people
>leaving the shop and i saw bye to both of them and thank them or w/e
>one of them says "merry swolemus" jokingly
She is kinda big though but oh well.

An older lady winked at me in the gym. Don't know what that meant though

Can you guys keep the thread up for a few years while I get /fit/ enough for a mire? Thanks.

>>76520658 (OP)
These threads are so gay and neurotic. Half of the stories are "a pretty girl looked at me for a second, she must want me".

>>76520674

like this doesnt even imply she was attracted to you, just doing her job, and in fact it sounds like you have a skinny neck which is not attractive.

>walking in the street and stopped at a crosswalk
>random but cute girl comes up to me and says she loves my coat, I chose well, she likes my style
>tell her thanks and smile she was kind of cute but I’m still an anxious sperg
>cross the road

I’ve started dressing better since getting /fit/ter and it’s a weird thing to have people actually pay attention to you

>>76521082
Seems like you are filled with hateful and negative energy — you are fat, spiritually, and don't belong in this thread. I would suggest finding a large bridge and jumping off of it. Or, if you're in the USA, buying a shotgun and shooting yourself. It is also relatively easy and cost effective to overdose on fentanyl pretty much anywhere in the world.

>>76521332
>filename
Isn't that the guy with a amazonian woman fetish?

>>76520674
>skinny neck
>fits clothes designed for skinnyfat dyels
you are a skinnyfat dyel

>>76521082
>These threads are so gay and neurotic. Half of the stories are "a pretty girl looked at me for a second, she must want me".
True except for me, I know she totally wanted it when she looked at me then immediately looked away heh heh

went to a con last weekend wearing my partial, which is just an elk head, some compression pants and compression shorts. it is very form fitting. while coming out of the elevator some lady was like "ooo that deer costume! i wanna eat you." which made me laugh.
but later some guys started hitting on me and were being really creepy about it. one guy got a little too touchy. i just pushed him off

>My gym has a childcare section thats near the entrance and you pass it on the way in/out
>get done with workout, wearing a tank top and have an ok pump going
>as im leaving, a mom and her ~3 year old son is walking in
>Lil dude looks at me and points and blurts out "HE'S STRONG"
Literally made my year

>>76521075
yea i gotchu my nigga no worries

>>76521934
this is what I lift for

>>76521934
nice

>>76521701
sounds haram

>>76521409
post body so i can mog you

>>76521399
yeah

>>76521136
nice what's the coat

>>76522223
Chocolate wool coat - from an Australian men's clothing brand.

Pic rel

genuine question, what means if foid get hard nipples in someones proximity

I got big in the gym and i get a lot of mires, but my confidence dropped because a jewish girl i went for a couple of walks with ghosted me since last week. It's not really ghosting but we last talked last saturday and we haven't talked since.

Our last convo it was her going to a camping trip and i told her about my dog dying without showing weakness ofc

>>76520658 (OP)
>Walk home
>80 year old toothless granny glances around my general direction
heh.. life is so much easier when you're /fit/ am I right. see you later virgins

>>76521082
>Incels and fatties stay away thanks
based illiteracy maxxer

>>76520658 (OP)
>coworker that's a big gym rat tries to pick me up because I look small, since he's like 6'6 260lbs
>tries to straight arm me like a toddler
>completely fails
>grab him by the torso and throw him over my shoulder
>hear "daaaaaaaaaaamn anon yooooooo" from multiple coworkers at once
>find out we wear the same size shirt
Pretty good day,

>>76521075
these threads are up daily, mein nigga. Go forth and conquer, then tell us your stories

>hanging out at a fair with a guy I've known for a couple of weeks, his gf and another cute (single) girl
>tells me he saw a picture of me from 5-6 years ago and is impressed how much I've changed
>not really sure if he just meant that I've gotten a lot more muscular or also more handsome face wise
>some time passes and he decides to show the old picture of me to his gf and the other girl and holds his phone next to me
>stand there hoping that I might finally get a compliment from an attractive single girl
>they don't seem that impressed, kinda shrug it off and move on
was feeling pretty confident up to that point lol

>>76523096
she wanted the d

>>76520658 (OP)
Was at store with my friend, walking up I see this beautiful snow white type girl coming our way, we both check each other out. I tell my friend after we pass her she’s hot as fuck, 5 seconds later I turn my head around to get another look and she turned hers at same time and gave me a big smile, made my day

> Go to store
> Teenage girl looks at me while I'm looking somewhere else
> I notice and make eye contact
> She nervously looks away and rolls her eyes like while she smiles.
I don't know if she like some of she was making fun of me.
Probably the former

>>76524544
nice you gotta always follow that up by turning around and asking for her number. 100% close rate when you catch someone looking like this

>Cut down 18lbs for a beach trip
>Went to the clubs there wearing a muscle shirt
>Everyone is polite as possible and moving out of the way while I walk through the club
>Cougars constantly trying to talk to me and touch
>Guys grab their girls whenever I start talking to their friends
>Put one of the beach pics on bumble and it's auto sorted as my most viewed to the first
Didn't hit my six pack goal but it's good to be lean

>>76523068
>i told her about my dog dying without showing weakness
oh man. that's where you fucked up! that's your dog! your boy! man's best friend!
if you don't cry over a dead dog you can't really be trusted to be a good father.
cry about your dead dog next time. she'll put alot of effort in to make you feel better.

>>76523068
Pro tip: psycophathy is a weakness

>>76520658 (OP)
>work in sales
>open floor plan cubicle hell
>coworker brings up pushup contest
>discussion of how many pushups each of us can do in one go
>remain quiet, they don't know my power level
>lifting for 1.5 years, gains are noticeable
>Brandon suggests a bet
>who can do the most pushups in one set
>I turn around and meet his gaze
>"oh nah I'm good man"
>feelsgoodman

>>76522564
gooooooooood looking, hell yeah brother

shit you know what I actually had a couple of legit mires over the last couple of weeks but I forgot because I don't care because the compliments came from old asian men.
one for my fashion and one for my bench press.

>gotten significantly fitter in the past year
>guy friends and family member have commented on it but no women
>do most daily activities alone because I'm a sad lonely person
>always feels like no one even notices me
>yesterday
>go to grocery store with buddy
>almost bump into black chick while grabbing a cart
>didn't even notice her reaction
>mutter "oh sorry" and walk away to focus on grabbing produce
>like 30 seconds later buddy laughs
>huh?
>"Did you even see the way she looked at you? She's been staring this whole time, why don't you get her number? You really are autistic."
>realize maybe I just missed all the mires because I assume no one even sees me

This is more of a question as I'm just learning.
>go to gym and know a few of the regulars
>school just started and new people are in the gym
>talking to one of the regular guys when two mid girls show up to talk to him
>apparently they know him
>full eye contact with one of them and just blurt out hi
>introduce myself to them both
>somewhat cordial between us all
>2 weeks go by and just make small talk with them from time to time
>recently we all got stuck on the same machine so we all worked in together
>notice the mid I think is cute have like blemishes on her lower back above her booty shorts line
>little spots basically but it caught my eye
>she turns around and notices me looking down
>doesn't make a big deal of it at that moment
>immediately notice if she gets in front of me or if I get behind her just during normal moving around
>she will put both hands behind her to like hide her butt
>doesn't acknowledge she's doing it but again every time I'm behind her she'll immediately do it
This is a bad sign, right?

>don't jerk off for 5 days
>random yoga shorts filipina I have seen once or twice at the gym walks up to me, looks at me, grabs my junk and tells me she wants to have my baby, literally:
>I want to have your baby.
>like that, while squeezing my cock
>I've never gotten so hard so fast in my life
>she was surprised too and looked a bit shocked as he sprang to attention, and looked at me accusingly like >>>I<<< was the one who had done something unusual or inappropriate
>walks off like nothing happened a second later
>????????
>what the FUCK
>go over to her and gently, but firmly take her upper arm
>Ok, lets go.
>Ok.
>she's all smiles now as I'm practically dragging her out by her arm, hiding my boner with my gym bag.
>live only 5 minutes away thank fuck
>get inside and just absolutely ravage the fuck out of her without even showering first
>she sleeps in my bed for 5 goddamn hours after that, and I'm too much of a socially awkward retard to kick her ass out
>finally she wakes up
>looks at me, vaguely confused then seems to remember something
>"do you have any food?"

>>76525934
Yyyeeeaaaah, OK.

>>76523368
>you have changed
This is a compliment. You should constantly change. And the healthy way to do it is to compare your past self to your current self. No external benchmarks.
If you look at that picture of you from 5-6 years ago, how do you feel? Have you made progress or not?
Do this on a monthly basis according to your goals.

Holy fuck all these mires ITT are depressing as shit.
It's like /fit/ got raceswapped into pakis overnight. Bunch of sad losers.

Have I made it if I'm able to make leftist women laugh by telling them racist jokes? It seems like something you'd only get away with if they're mirin'.

>>76525716
Do not do this!

>>76523068
I see no mistake on your part here. She is on a trip surrounded by other people, she is not thinking about you because you went for a couple walks. That's it. If she returns and the everyday life catches up with her she'll conatct you if there is interest. Or you could test the waters with a message.

In regards to showing weakness you are correct. No tears, don't talk about your emotions with her, don't mourn in her presence... you should act almost like psychopath. I'm talking about in front of her! No matter what others say, no matter what she says, this behavior will have consequences, even if she won't admit it to herself or you.

When I had to put my dog down, I did my best to make sure he didn't notice anything. We kept up our usual routine so that his last visit to the vet seemed like a normal check-up to him. Only after it was all over did I get a moment alone with him, and then I cried. After that, I always mourned alone. And when someone asks me about it, I say yes, it makes me sad, and then I immediately steer the conversation in a positive direction and talk about what a wonderful dog he was and what his personality was like. Proper mourning, especially as a man, should be done alone.

I wish it were true that you should just share your feelings. Talk to others about it. But the reality is different.

>>76526913
>Or you could test the waters with a message.
Maybe I should have but i'm too selfish to do it, i'm with the mindset that it's better to wait for her because she will text you if her interest level is high enough

Putting a dog down sucks, almost 2 weeks later i'm feeling better but i did mourn when i was alone. Mine couldn't even walk so i had to pack him in the car and take him to the vet, i didn't wanna watch so I left right before they put him down.

>>76526514
I have no idea what you're trying to say. So basically you introduced yourself like a normal person should, but then you got obsessed over some random gym thot. Leave her alone for a while, she's not into you

>>76520658 (OP)
>>76521082
>>76521332
>>76522023
I don't post in these, but these threads are lifefuel to me and I wager I am not alone on this. Thank you for doing this and keep em coming anons, you're doing great.

t. Incel fatty in the process of reforging

>>76520658 (OP)
I posted this in an other thread but it got banned. So here goes, not sure it was a mire or if I misinterpreted it.

It happened a few days ago now, had a few drinks at the bar in the airport lounge, got to chat with the bartender. At some point a colleague of his, a hostess, responsible for the lounge, started chatting with us, and then he got busy, and she was talking just to me. And she was extremely pretty and I was a bit drunk and I kept remembering what you guys said, she's only doing her job don't be a creep. But she was really nice, like I talked about some food I liked and she insisted I showed her on my phone, she took photos of it, kept coming back chatting to me even after customers asked her something. Asked me about my plane, said it might be delayed I might have to stay here longer teehee. God she was so pretty. And so small she looked at me like I was a giant.

Then at some point she asked me if I had seen all the amenities from the lounge, they also offered massages and there were small "cabanas" where I could nap and see the planes. And she asked me if I wanted to see it. And she brought me in this tiny dark room, it was night outside, could see the planes. And she was so pretty she was looking me in the eyes I was paralysed. And she said you can even pull the blinds down to make it darker to sleep and she did it. And thoughts were rushing in my head ears were buzzing I couldn't hear her anymore.

And I didn't make a move and she but the blinds up again and the moment died and I said thanks that's good to know and we went back out and I rushed out the lounge I said I needed to get my plane.

All this time, the only thing that held me back is remembering you guys say if she's working she's not into you, and I didn't want to get banned from the lounge or embarrassed enough to never be able to get back.

So what's your diagnosis? Am I a fucking failure of a man, did I have a chance or not? Also, fyi, all services in the lounge are free

>>76526938
>thanks that's good to know
classic /fit moment, the only difference being that you did it on purpose

>>76526919
>Maybe I should have but i'm too selfish to do it, i'm with the mindset that it's better to wait for her because she will text you if her interest level is high enough

No, you should be the active part, you should lead the interaction.
Just like in a bar, the vast majority of women will not make the first move, even if they are genuinely attracted to you. However, in a bar, they have significantly more opportunities to send you signals to show their interest so that you take the first step. These opportunities are almost non-existent via messages.

The most effective method is to polarize as quickly as possible. You show her your sexual interest in her as early as possible (through your behavior, not by saying that you want to fuck her) and she will make it clear to you whether she is interested or not. So maybe be a little more daring on your future walks.

>>76526938
I have no clue, who the fuck knows anon, only her.
The idea behind this shit is you need to make a first move, make yourself vulnerable. This does not mean just stick it in her popper when she is not looking.

Who the fuck knows what women think, but one thing for certain is they think about this shit much more than we do and they're not innocent little creatures.

If she wants to fuck you, you can say the most autistic shit to her, it truly doesn't matter.

You could have literally said to her right in that moment before you left the room even after the blinds were up again (this is not a movie)
"I find you very attractive, would you like to relax with me here for 20 mins?"

You can even say to her that you just are obsessed about her body and you want to live in her asshole or whatever.

The idea is to say what you really think. Do you find this scary? Rejection is very scary right? Well what do you think women fucking think? Women are great, but they are also fucked up in the head and extremely neurotic. Its as hard for her to open up if she doesn't know if you like her as it is for you, maybe even harder.

Just be civil about it, don't be a creepy rapist and nothing bad will happen to you. Be polite and considerate but also show them that you carry a big dick.

As a guy, you need to cope with the fact that you will face rejection. Its alright, its nothing humiliating. You are not a monkey in a savanna, rejection does not mean death. On the contrary. If you make your feelings and desires known that is a very attractive quality a man can have. I personally had a situation when I was even rejected once just meet the same lady an hour later and ask again this time to be welcomed with a smile.
You know what she told me later? That she wanted this from the first encounter, but she got scared when push came to shove. She even thanked me for asking her out again, I shit you not. It made me feel like a king.

also you better have codoms with you.

>>76520674
That's not a mire lmao

>>76521934
Did you get his number?

>>76527060
Thanks man. This actually cheered me up. It made me think, the issue was that the only move I could conceive in my head was leaning to kiss her. But that's stupid, I could have said something a bit risky and see her reaction. More generally now that I think about it I let her drive the whole conversation, she was the one keeping it alive. This happened a few times actually, with other encounters, long eye contact, a few words a smile a teehee, but I fail to follow through I don't know what to say and I think it's either I take my shoot now or it's gone forever. Thank you now I realise it's not that binary. So in short I will try to be a better conversationalist next time.

>>76527163
For people currently working you can straight up just say "are you interested in me or just really good at your job" in a somewhat joking tone and you'll get an answer

>>76527163
Not to be mean but you sound like a giant autist. I can't believe girls would hit on you

>>76527310
Not to be rude, but you sound like a massive faggot

>>76527163


Wrong answer. The anon was feeding you cope.

A hot woman took you to a secluded area because she wanted to hook up. Women have millions of years of evolution guiding their behavior ... you were just a pussy, you have no game, you're weak and a coward, and then you run here to have other virgin anons who DONT FUCK tell you how everything is fine, you read the situation appropriately and it is ok, ITS NOT, you were a COWARD and you CANT FUCK.

It is more painful for you to hear this, but the truth will set you free, cope will make you a SLAVE. It is not okay to be a spineless pussy coward your entire life, do YOU want that? Does any woman want that? HELL NO.

Be a MAN who FUCKS. Be a man who TAKES A CHANCE. Then maybe you will HAVE SEX. The alternative is to continue being a weakling coward pussy child who is to meek to accomplish anything in his life who is UNWORTHY of sex.

If you fail you will fail daring greatly.
If you ignore this and continue to cope, well...woe to you, I'm sorry you were too afraid to ever grow.

>>76520674
You’re a framelet necklet faggot and you’re lucky I don’t twist your misshapen head off your twig-like neck.

>>76520658 (OP)
>been going to the gym more regularly lately
>making good progress
>have really black neighbor lady
>few years older than me but super hot
>always talked to me and stuff by the by
>but now shes been complimenting me on my clothes a lot
>"look at YOU in your [whatever I'm wearing]
>huge ego boost, makes me smile every time
>ty sexy neighbor lady

>>76520658 (OP)
> summer so I run outside exclusively with my shirt off
> live in a nice neighborhood of families, im the young guy
> finish run and walk around the block to cool down
> friendly neighbor guy walking his dog stops and says hi
> “hey anon, still making all the wives jealous i see”
> “oh haha not my intention!”
> “haha yeah but looking great, you’re shredded. I used to be a runner too but mostly play squash these days. We should play sometime”

Leave convo feeling like a king, with an open invite to play squash at this guy’s country club, will def take him up on it. And no he’s not gay I just live in the real world where happy successful people are kind to each other and respect hard work.

>>76526938
she was almost 100% down to fuck honestly, but there's still a tiny, minusculely infinitely small percentage that she wasn't, so making move could've counted as sexual harassment

>>76527797
he's not gay he's just not real

>>76527909
He's very real he's honestly the best neighbor. I used to pay his son to cut my lawn. He once helped me get a huge tree removed from my lawn before it could fall on my house. Always friendly and made sure his son did boy scouts and played sports and stuff. Really good guy.

I hope one day you get to live around nice and successful people, too. Once you achieve escape velocity and make it out of the barrel you'll find that you're not getting dragged down by other crabs.

Good reminder that I'll have to add crabs next to fatties and incels when I make the next thread.

>>76526938
Great mire but yeah you fucked up and absolutely sperged out when you could have had fun sex with a woman who was really into you. All of the people replying to you
>>76526957
>>76527060
>>76527649
are correct. Better luck next time and congrats on getting attention from a cute woman who 100% wanted to have sex with you.

>>76527703
Wrong. Post body so I can mog you.

>>76526938
She's a hostess. Like any attractive woman in a service role, she probably gets asked out ten times a day by men who are tens times uglier, older, fatter, and creepier than you. It comes with the territory.

You should have just went for it. If she's not into you, she'll just say no and brush it off. Things might become a little awkward at the lounge, but you're unlikely to get banned unless you're a massive creep about it.

>>76527163
>the issue was that the only move I could conceive in my head was leaning to kiss her.

That's exactly what you should have done. Maybe put a hand on her waist first just to check, then kissed her if she didn't step aside or move it away. You probably would have sperged out if you tried to say something sexy, gotta know your limits.

If you want to practice this, go on tinder dates to a bar with some kind of green space nearby. After a few drinks (2-3 usually) suggest you and her "go look at the stars", get her on a park bench, sprawl out a little with one arm around the bench behind her back. Then, when the vibe is right, put your arm over her shoulders. If she snuggles up, kiss her. It never gets effortless, you're always taking a leap, but you can beat that feeling of thought-rushing paralysis.

Threads like this is how I cope. Like my own Holy Bible.

>>76521082
Women's currency is attention and ugly men are completely invisible to them
>a pretty girl looked at me for a second
Unironically yes, use a stopwatch and you'll realize 1-2 seconds is a long time if a woman is looking at you in the eyes

>>76520658 (OP)
>first gf (over 20 years since we dated) hits me up out of nowhere and starts coming on super strong
>hates her bf (that she didn't tell me about until way later), still hot, not a landwhale
>fuck her when she's on lunch break
>constant stream of videos, recordings, etc when I check my phone later

>second ex/gf divorces husband
>gets more flirty the closer to the day she hands him the papers
>asked if i wanted to visit shortly before they divorced
>fuck her for the entire weekend

>get told i look like clark kent/superman all the time
>somehow jon snow too
>bunch of other random actors idgaf about

>cute but socially retarded barista gives me her number
>says she's had fantasies about me, thought i looked sad lately so wanted to see if i was okay
>smoke a joint with her at her place, gives me head after we make out

>go grocery shopping and get a bunch of uncle-tier mires from alt girls who really shouldn't be giving me that attention
>their dads are my age but look like shit

capcha: D00M0

>>76530091
>not a landwhale.
Doubt

>>76530098
Neither of them were, honestly. First one wasn't fit but she was active, the other one loses her fucking mind if she doesn't run at least twice a week. Flat though, even if the second one put on a bunch of weight she'd have an aggressively flat chest.

>>76521672
Is picrel you?

>Be in gym
>Resting between hanging knee raises
>Cute girl walks over
>"Hey, are you using this?"
>Points to the cable machine I was using for my hanging knee raises (there is a pullup bar on it)
"N-no, go ahead."
>Grab my notebook and walk away to finish my workout in another part of the gym
>Small gym, so we can both still see eachother
>I pointedly avoid looking at/near her while I do my next two sets (failed both, btw)
>Speedwalk out of gym
>Scan back into gym, grab gym bag from cubbies, speedwalk back out
>Get in car
>Write this green

How's that for a mire, virgins?

>>76530135
Yes. Why?

>>76530178
Lot of pain behind those eyes

>>76527649
>>76527902
>>76527971
>>76528044
Thanks guys, I will not pussy out next time

>>76520658 (OP)
this is A.L generated 100%

her sweater, neck, mouth morphs. eyelash movement extends pass her face. eyeballs remind static. apples light reflection doesn't change with camera movement

even so, i don't fucking understand how A.L. keep track of everything to animate. like each sweater weave how does it know???

>>76520658 (OP)
>people treat you better
I've been lifting and dieting for a few months and grooming myself a bit better. People are now regularly letting me go ahead of them in the supermarket queue. People have never done that before. I am not asking or indicating I want them to do this. I am confused.

Sadly only get mires from the people close to me. Still feels good though

>be home from uni for summer break
>aunt is visiting for the weekend
>go upstairs to shower but forget shirt to change into after
>both mom and aunt stop and comment on how big i have gotten

>moved to another country for uni
>traveling home with some new friends from uni
>when home go hiking with friends and sister
>hike ends at lake and we all go swimming
>while im changing back into my clothes sister and female friend openly discuss how it is weird that i dont have a gf because of my body

>start really hitting the gym again
>make some actually visible gains
>suddenly roomate starts bumping into me and joking about how wide my shoulders are

>>76527163
>do you ever catch anyone fucking in here?
>do you want to add one more?

>>76530560
It is just complicated algorithm.
Like you have CFD calculations of fluids that you can animate. The animations are based on mathematic functions that were calculated in the software.
They actually checked if they can feed AI the results of real mathematical calculations of CFD and get similar results. And answer was YES. Though they do not know what functions AI really use to calculate movement, but it all boils down to pure mathematics. AI just gathers information about many similar things and make mathematical functions out of it to simulate AI generated thing with the same functions. It is like empirical functions you have in physics which usually look like crap and are hard to remember but are based on countless experiments and linearization of results. AI just does it really proficently

>>76530968
Yeah, I am quite polite and composed, not vulgar, so this would sound out of character but I get the idea, thank you anon. I could replace fuck with kiss or make out.

>>76530978
>though they do not know what functions AI really use to calculate movement
In AI programming it's called the "black box" problem. No-one can definitively explain why AI (outside of certain AI architectures) puts out what it does.

Been getting quite a few since I unveiled my power level at a pool party of my friends in different state. I feel like usually I hide it pretty well
multiple comments from different friends
>dude why are you so jacked
>anons got the sleeper build
>alright i gotta ask what do you do for the gym
>idk ___ i think anon could beat your ass i mean look at him

dogsitting for sisters coworker, sister gets text
>you didnt tell me your brother was yoked

>>76526561
Damn, she hot?

>>76531019
>No-one can definitively explain why AI (outside of certain AI architectures) puts out what it does.

Yeah this is bullshit. You can absolutely track the decision making of an LLM assuming you know which algorithmic considerations went into designing it, main problem is that it is insanely difficult and very time consuming and complexity of tracking increases exponentially.

>get first gf as former neet
>gf is an actual diagnosed autist
>gotten pretty /fit/ over the years, handsome-ish too
>gf thinks i was some major pimp before we met
>”you must have broken many hearts because why else am i your first gf”
>haha yeah
>is heavy on pda because ‘women look at you’
>she likes to run her hands over my abs
>asks me to flex and pec bounce a lot
>mires my vascularity especially when it pops in my arms during sexo
>said that her family was impressed by me, her mom always gives me extra food ‘for your muscles’


it’s nice. navigating through my first relationship is tough though. also how common is the pull out method? few sex haver friends told me it’s reliable as long as you are disciplined. gf is constantly teasing me to deposit the special sauce inside which so far i’ve refused, i know it’s probably a red flag but ah

>>76531346
risky desu, i've slipped up before and ended up having a whole fiasco about it. most recent gf was way too okay with using it but she was so hot i didn't notice the red flag nestled among about 500 other ones

>>76531346
feels weird, doesn't it anon? I got my first gf recently after being a khhv my whole life and it still feels strange, the concept of being wanted and liked for who you are.

>>76531329
This anon(>>76531019) is right. AI use arbitrary functions in their neurons that get gradually tweaked during it's training phase until it produces accurate output. The method of prediction works, but given the input, the series of functions, and the output, there would be no way to decipher or logically explain WHY it works.

There are no decision trees in AI.

What did she mean by this?

>>76531346
Ex I pulled out on all the time, never a problem. Fuck latina one time and pull out.. next thing you know she’s pregnant and wishing death on me. New gf has an IUD and breeding fetish. Never playing that game again.

>>76531354
even as a non khhv it still feels weird. why do you want a long-term relationship from me. to be sexually wanted is one thing. i don’t understand why i habitually come across women that see a future with me

>>76531346
Wanting to be impregnated by a suitable mate is a red flag for women now?
Are you for real?

Especially if she says these things when horny (state of arousal influences our decision making ability greatly, why do you think rape happens in civilized countries?)

>>76531497
Well, for one, you have to understand that he’s dating a Spic. They get pregnant off precum.

>>76531497
she does indeed say it when i tell her im close. it’s a red flag in the sense that its risky, we’re together for 3 months and it’s not responsible seeing our lives at this point. she was adamant about pulling out at first saying nobody has done it before (as if i needed to know that) but this started a few weeks ago.

>>76531349
>>76531428
she is latina.. she doesn’t have any other red flags, or atleast none i’ve noticed. it’s been hard to remain disciplined which she notices and enjoys i’m pretty sure. even started to rationalize it thinking i could do it if it’s a safe time in her cycle.

>>76531354
i do go through some insecure phases and a strong urges to sabotage the relationship. journaling my emotions and thoughts has given me more clarity and comfort with my feelings. she has also helped me increase my confidence, self acceptance is a journey but it’s happening. because of her i realized also im guilty of masking and it’s been nice to let that go step by step. wagmi anon

>>76523279
based

>>76520658 (OP)
>birthday
>female coworkers give me gifts
>pajeeta gives me organic coffee and imported organic chocolate
>"i picked these because you are a fit guy"
Chocolate was tasty, still gotta try the coffee but it smells good

>>76521082
Didn't he just mean that the shirt fit nicely and that was the easy mode?

I've been fit for 15 years and autistic for the whole time. I know I get away with a bunch at work because I'm ok looking and very muscular. But I think my personality does some of that work too. I think they see me as a big dog. Like helpful and enthusiastic but dumb.
It's been so long it's just normal now.

>>76531717
Oh fuck this reminds me now
>female coworker invites a few of us at her place for a house warming
>she's made a cake with dried fruit in
>she shows a second one without dried fruit and says it's for me because she know I don't like them
Just clicked now, was that something?

>>76527971
>are correct. Better luck next time and congrats on getting attention from a cute woman who 100% wanted to have sex with you.
Bro those replies were for >>76523068

>>76520658 (OP)
>on vacation to Brazil with Brazilian gf and her family
>chilling at the beach drinking caipirinhas and eating freshly caught fish
>about to hit the water when I hear someone talking to me
>turn around, local guy asks me if I forgot my trident at home (I have long hair)
>laugh, thank him and proceed to swim with gf
>later return to table and he is there with gf's family, selling brigadeiros
>"oh fuck Aquaman is on this table"
>apparently he was saying that Spaniards are really beautiful before we got back (I am from Spain)
>"Ahhh of course, Aquaman had to be Spanish"
>now gf's entire family knows me as Aquaman

>>76531742
Not really. She's backhandedly calling you a bitch for being a picky eater

>>76531742
Nah, she's probably just a people pleaser

>>76531742
You don't like dried fruit? What are you, weird or something?

>>76531779
>>76531884
>>76531898
Ok ok glad I just wasn't an oblivious autist, that would have been a big regret, she was very cute

>>76523068
rookie, you're not supposed to get your hopes up until she invests in you

>>76522564
this looks good man, I'm taking notes.

>>76526938
It's not our job to diagnose. It's YOUR job. You fucked up by not probing further. You can probe without being creepy. I'll tell you a similar story and how that works

I was selling something on facebook marketplace and this insanely hot woman was insisting she come over at nearly midnight on a sunday to pick it up. I was flabberghasted, wondering if she wanted to fuck. Instead of insisting she come tomorrow (because that would be the normal thing to do) I said come on over.

She came out of the car, honestly the most sexy woman I've seen in ages, she was up close, smiling, her body so close I could smell her perfume. I decided to probe. Women are smarter than you and will know. I just asked "Are you from around here" and she was immediately keyed in and said "yes, but I moved to X, to live with my boyfriend" Ok, so not interested. But she still messaged me after to thank me and didn't give me a shit public review or anything. You see? At least I somewhat took a shot rather than wonder for the rest of my life if the gorgeous woman who came to my place at midnight wanted to fuck or not. I didn't ask for a coffee or anything I just started to try and connect. That's all it takes.

>>76531428
they fucking never get the IUD tho, it's so frustrating. It's always the pill and they inevitably forget sometimes and I can't focus on getting my nut without covertly knowing if they took the pill that morning.

I was walking down the street barhopping last weekend and this drunk guy driving by said I looked good.

Also, some cute girl bumped into me at the bar and apologized to me while touching my forearm, squeezing down on it and lingering for like 10 seconds. Too bad she was with her boyfriend or I would have went for it.

I know they're not the biggest mires in the world, but it still felt nice. I've lost like 25 pounds in the past two month, so I'm finally starting to hit leanmode.

>>76531426
Either will hookup but says not to weed out weirdos, or she is looking for free dinner

>>76532483
nah my ex got a copper iud asap on my suggestion and the one before that already had one when i met her.

>be pale, blond, blue-eyed German
>managed to finally drop a good amount of body fat
>if I have a good pump there is a good contrast between my skin and my veins popping
>be at lake with friends
>I swim across to the other side and back, took me almost 30 minutes
>I lie down exhausted on my towel
>my buddy's wife looks at me with fascination and places a finger on a protruding vein on my shoulder
>"this is crazy." calls another friend over to watch "look, you can even see the blood stop flowing when I apply pressure to it"


Back home, a response comes to mind (I would never have said that) and I laugh to myself.
"I have even more impressive veins down there."

> be faggots
> put on pantyhose and a cute short skirt
> Took the bus
> Young men mire legs
> They try to hide their erections
Thanks starting strength

>>76521701
Why would you wear compression pants and compression shorts?

>>76532458
Bro, she came over at midnight and intentionally got unnecessarily close to you. You should have pushed one more time and said "would he be mad if he knew you were at a strange man's house right now?" and taken it from there. "Are yo from around here?" is nothing more than polite small talk.

Women will take the social risk to make sex possible, by making themselves available and "indicating interest" but the man has to take a risk too. If you show that you are not willing to take that risk then she will think you are not worth it.

>>76529996
I didn't even realize that I didn't exist. I put on 25 pounds and women started recognizing me as human. Im not necessarily treated favorably, but at least I am being regarded. Makes my cock swing desu. WAGMI

>meet up with my cousin at the fair
>his wife and his wife's mom are there
>they're going to get food, ask if I want any
>"nah I'm trying to keep my weight down"
>the mom runs her hand down my abs
>"come now, you can afford to"
She's hot but it'd make interacting with my cousin and his wife weird if I did anything.

>>76530091
>get told i look like clark kent/superman all the time
Which Superman?
I get Henry Cavill but less muscular.

>>76531346
>also how common is the pull out method?
The only time it didn't work for me was when the chick scooped my cum off of her and stuck it inside her.

>>76533523
Its me, I agree that could have been a possibility but girls who do that kinda shit are crazy and a legal liability. Though admittedly i wouldnt have thought of saying that.


Anyway today I went out with woman today who was pretty much just as hot.. And yes caught her mirin the gains too.

these threads are gay as fuck

>>76532831
>>76534545

Started university earlier this week. During the first introductory evening event, a girl said I look "intimidating and regal" and that's why it was difficult to approach and get to know me. She said that she was afraid I'd judge her and get annoyed that she had wanted to get to know me. I took it as a compliment, but I'm unsure how sincere it was as she stayed herself that her goal is to get to know as many people as possible, and she is the type to be very loud and friendly with people.
Little does she know that Im a fucking sperg and it's not voluntary for me to be sternfaced and quiet. I wonder if that is the reason why I haven't really gotten to know anyone else, besides this girl and another guy.

>>76531346
learn her cycle and dump it in her
also just get her pregnant, if she's normal enough to tell other women are looking at you and get jealous then she's normal enough raise a kid with

>>76526207
>realize maybe I just missed all the mires because I assume no one even sees me
this is me, my brain still thinks I'm unsightly fat kid that no sane person would want anything to do with
Anyway got a rare double mire at work but if I fully broke down the conservation it would sound so laughably fake that I won't bother.

>>76532427
when did i get my hopes up

>>76535598
tell us your story, feraliganon

>>76531742
>she made a WHOLE cake just for you
bro are you retarded, women do these things on purpose
if she was a people pleaser she would have just made a cake without it and not mention it, instead she made two just to point out she made one exclusively it for you

>>76531717
>>76531742
I fucking hate wagies

>>76537500
>t. NEETcel

>>76526207
In your defense, i'm sure most of us (myself included) wouldn't know what to say to a woman in that situation. Even if you knew for a fact that she found you attractive. When women flirt with me i always freeze up like a retard. I only think of suave responses 10-20 minutes after the conversation ends.

>>76533319
because im dumb and mistyped. i meant to say compression pants and a compression shirt.

>>76525934
You're proud you turned down a competition?

>>76520674
Start doing neck curls

>>76520658 (OP)
I coach youth flag football and after introducing myself to one of the boys he said "you could coach tackle football"

>>76530091
I've gotten Clark Kent twice - once from the girl at the grocery store deli counter and once from a masseuse.

>>76535734
you're confidence dropped, so naturally, you had your hopes up to begin with. I only get slightly phased for a day when women do this because it will generally happen 3 times or to everytime something works out. especially the women 25 and under are completely soulless about this. At least millenial women had the grace to even block you when they ghosted. These women will keep you on all their socials (I hate "socials" but you have to use them now) and will straight up just forget about you.

There was a human trafficking case that invovled a situation and description very similar to a woman that ghosted me (the police were asking for any info and she ghosted me around that time) and I felt compelled to track her down and find out if she was OK. I did, and while the victim turned out to be her coworker, she simply didn't realize I had removed her on everything because she simply forgot about me after professing her desire to be with me forever and etc. Fucking crazy ass women. Now when a woman comes on strong I just assume the ghosting is happening next and it usualyl does.

>>76539633
they only say that to ugly retarded looking people

>>76539874
I hate when I get approached by 3 women a day

>>76530091
no one cares about 40 year old mires and dumb ugly young teens that would fuck a geezer like you lmao

>>76530091
You know this story is fake because a barista can’t afford to have her own place let alone live with roommates

>>76532483
>>76532751
Bros… you don’t understand how long it took me to find a woman on birth control

>>76539902
cope harder faggot

>>76532812
>german thinks of a joke
>doesn't tell it

>>76520674
your neck is smaller than my bicep bro
that's not a mire, you have a freakish pencil neck

>>76540019
what a load of cope. i’ve gotten plenty of mires from hot young girls

how long do you need to lift until mires?? asking as a taller and formerly very skinny guy

>>76531738
No. I work in a mostly female environment. Some years ago i was gigaobese, i got my shit together and now coworkers are selfconcious as fuck and make comments and jokes about me being some kind of hulk (still very dyel for /fit/ standards). Im a homegym fag and this exact pajeeta once offered me to pay a gym subscription for me if i trained her. Other coworkers also insist in me going to the gym with them

>>76520658 (OP)
Btw, i got an anti mire this morning
>aunt doing random shit in kitchen
>ive noticeably have lost bf lately, abs and obliques slowly becoming visible
>walk into kitchen shirtless to get protein shake and suplements
>aunt looks at me
>"you know, your cousin started going to the gym and hes getting a nice body"
>refuses to elaborate and leaves the kitchen
>mfw

>in a car with a friend group
>there's a girl I haven't met before
>on the back seat, she's in the middle
>she suddenly pokes my vastus medialis next to my knee with question marks hovering above her head
>"anon why is your knee different?"
>tell her it's my quad, it's just bigger and more visible than most people because I work out and have low bf%
>straighten my leg and flex it to show her it in action
>"WOW"

On the same day from another girl
>it's unfair you look better in booty shorts than I do"

Those damn shorts have been a fucking goldmine of mires.

>last night
>making out with goth girl
>she caresses my triceps all the time

>picking up a beef roast and groceries for sister at the store
>walking through parking lot
>hear faintly from behind me
>"OMG You're hot, are you single?"
>Turn around, look everywhere
>Nothing just see empty cars
>whatever go into the store and pick the shit up
>come out
>Look around the cars
>It's the Hyundai close to my car with two middle school girls hiding in the seats with windows cracked
>Approach the car and their faces are bright as tomatoes
>Say hi and get back into my car
I should've fucking gotten their snaps, jail time be fucking damned (16 here) but goddamn I felt fucking good that entire day.

>>76520674
>I love being fit because of shit like this
Complete opposite for me, I'm too wide and short, nothing fits

>>76520658 (OP)
Got an anti mire. Deadlifting in the gym. Hit 315x15 reps. Put the weight down and see a jacked guy looking at me in the mirror. We make eye contact and he shakes his head. Then he walks over and says "you could have done 2 more reps" then walked off.

>start lifting
>get super lean after 3 mths
>match with this german tourist on tinder
>make plans to meet up then she mentions I have to meet her friend
>roll my eyes, think why is she wasting my time for
>blow her off
>messages me pic rel in stilted english
>meet up with the two of them and they tell me I look like the type of guy who has threesomes
>take them back to my place

So glad when I started lifting again I got away from starting strength bullshit Women LOVE lean men, got me the best fuck I have ever had in my life

>>76540471
Unironically how do you have threesomes, I'm not a virgin by any means but pleasing one woman is already hard how do you focus on two at the same time

>>76540769
By not worrying about that and rather focusing on how they can please you.

>>76540769
Most of the time women who do them are bisexual so they keep each other occupied

>>76520658 (OP)
Today I went to the gym and saw my gym waifu after a year or so of not seeing her. I've gotten more fit since then and I shit you not I swear we had a moment when we saw each other again (I've never spoken to her, but I can't but feel like there was a spark). I haven't felt this way in a while. Anyways, pretty sure it was a mire.

>>76540769
I only had two ever, but my experience was that it was more about two people doubling up on the third, usually me and one of the women on the other woman, then rotating around like that, than having to make both women cum by myself, which was clearly not going to happen. Ironically enough there is slightly less pressure on you to last long because you can always just take five and do something non-penetrative while the women keep going, and even if you cum, the sights and the sensations will be so intense that you'll be hard again far sooner than you thought you could after an orgasm. I came like thirty seconds in the first time around and I was ready to go again like ten minutes later.

Lot of blonde white girls fucking east asian japanese men at the lifting gym

>>76540856
she spaced out from exhaustion and was staring in your general direction for an extra moment while catching her breath without actually noticing you were there. then she looked away as soon as she realized you were staring back. it’s ok bro. happens to the best of us.

>>76520658 (OP)
Was buying headlamps for visiting a park, the cashier (woman) asked if I was some college athlete. If I were to post body you guys would call me DYEL and fat, but it feelsgoodman

>>76541394
no I believe you. My physique is dyel tier by /fit/ standards and, admittedly, fairly suboptimized for 2 years of lifting but I get genuine mires from people irl and both men and women assume I lift after looking at me

>>76540769
in my experience, you date a bisexual gf who is a freak in bed and then you say yes when she suggests it. part of the fun is letting them focus on you. do your part but the pressure is off it's just purely fun

>>76540949
> but my experience was that it was more about two people doubling up on the third,
yeah same experience here

i may never have a threesome again in my life i'm dating a woman who i could see myself marrying and i believe that anything other than monogamy will kill your relationship but good luck have fun

>>76541469
I'm
>>76540949
and yeah,
>in my experience, you date a bisexual gf who is a freak in bed and then you say yes when she suggests it.
was absolutely how both threesomes happened in my case. We were more like friends with benefits, though. But ultimately yeah, I suggested a threesome to her once or twice, but like 99 percent of it happened because of her, not because of me, I was basically just along for the ride. So it's less that you need to be this incredible specimen by yourself and more that you need to luck out mega hard with finding someone who is bisexual and also game for a threesome with you, and not only those two things, but she also has to have the skills to pull it off for real.

And not doing it with a woman you plan to go super serious with is also very true.

>>76539924
not sure how you managed to find a woman without birth control.
atleast in my generation (under 25) in a western country, all the women are slapped on SSRIs and birth control because of obsessive doctors, even the women from healthy families.

>>76541520
yeah but usually all parties involved are mid. imagine 3 mid people fucking. disgusting. that’s why they call it bumping uglies

>>76540471
German women are ugly

>>76541673
nah brudda Im a spaniard living in germany the girls are ugly af and most people including me go for other nationalities. Also the people are dry so really not a great country for love hahahaha

>>76541676
Are German girls easy or are they just as picky as the rest of the western world?

>>76541715
Why can't this be me bros?

>>76541715
does she think this is a flex? why would you ever post this

>>76541738
NTA but after some stalking she has BPD and was doing sex work at 16 and would drink and do coke every day in high school

>>76530177
>speed walk to reply to this post
Your gonna make it bro

>>76540428
I wouldn't call that an anti-mire

>>76520674
>shirts fitting me off the rack means I’m fit right guys?
I’m not even bulky but I have a trapezoidal frame and even “slim” and “athletic” fits are way too wide for my stomach. Same with pants, if they fit over my thighs, they’re falling off my hips. Don’t think anyone would even consider me particularly fit just by looking but clothes are designed for sedentary people

Bros.. finding a girl that gives good blowjobs and has a nice looking asshole is harder than you think

>>76520658 (OP)
>haven't made it yet
>close enough that I can hide any flab with the right clothes
>grocery shopping by myself
>see a girl with a gorgeous ass
>have a quick gander and move along
>see her later with her husband/bf/whatever
>smile at them both and ignore
>keep bumping into them on nearly every aisle
>while I'm looking at my list she casually strolls close to me while looking for something
>out of her man's earshot she very quietly says to me, "you look good in those pants"
>look at the dude and he's just kind of spacing out with a lost look on his face
>I say nothing and continue ignoring her
It was nice to get a direct mire like that but damn, do women these days just think nothing of making sexual advances right in front of their husbands/bfs? She wasn't even trashy looking either, just the typical yoga pants housewife look.

>>76542365
you were looking for it you whore but yet you ostracize her?

>>76542379
Looking for what? All I did was take a peek at her butt and kept minding my own business.

>>76542390
just peed my pants to your reply thanks bro

>>76521025
Them grannies be gushin'.

>>76521082
>a pretty girl looked at me for a second
Take if from a guy who used to be really fat. That's actually a good first step. If a woman is truly repulsed by you she can't even see you, you don't exist to her. If you catch her looking she's at least thinking about it a little. Most women are too autistic to even make eye contact though.

>>76542408
that’s a load of cope. the so called mires never translate to an active sex life with these guys. if you asked them out you’d be rejected

>>76542421
>76522223
If girls say no all the time how does anybody get a date?

All the old ladies at the park like me.
I stop rooning and walk a lap and talk to them and pet their dogs sometimes.

>>76542426
a girl looking in your direction but you didn’t do anything about it but post it on 4chan.. what did you accomplish?

>>76542433
Giving myself hope that it's not over yet.

>>76542440
Not that anon, but you’re beautiful. Don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.

>>76521934
You should have struck a pose for him.

>>76523031
Means she can tell your thirsty.

>>76523096
Old ladies are not shy about it. There's an 80 year old that I talk to when I walk my dog, we've been on the same walk schedule for 5 years and last night she said, "Anon, we've got to stop meeting like this."

>>76542501
I fucked a 60 year old woman on a cruise ship after she stopped me in the middle of the hallway to check out my body

>>76542503
No issues getting hard for that dusty old pooter?

>>76523368
It kinda sounds like your self worth is bases on whether or not a woman approves of you.

>>76542510
I was off 4 margaritas and she looked like Jamie Lee Curtis

>>76525491
How do I do that without my voice cracking and my face turning red?

How many of you have actually gotten a date from a mire? I've been on this board for over a decade and nothing has changed despite me being in decent shape now. Women always tell me they are already in a relationship when I ask them out. I have just stopped asking because I'm getting old and haven't touched a woman since high school. I see decent looking young girls with fat middle aged tattooed retards all the time. It's all so tiresome.

>>76538745
It's a sigma thing, you wouldn't understand.

>>76542530
rarely happens. the fact that these guys notice “mires” is dumbfounded to me. she’d have to straight up approach me to give a fuck. there was an anon on here talking about how he’d approach every girl that “mired” him and they’d reject him or give him the cold shoulder. i think people believe what they want to believe to feel good about themselves

>>76542503
How did this play out? I never know how to respond to flirting.

>>76542548
Well when they’re older it’s best to be straightforward because that’s age when they don’t give a fuck

>>76542542
Well these threads are for men to post time that they felt good about themselves, so I think you're just a fat little loser that wants everyone else to feel as hopeless as you do.

>>76542561
whatever helps you cope at night

>>76526514
idk man, maybe ask her out.
At least you'll find out if you're wasting your time.

>>76526901
Yeah if women want to fuck you they will put up with you doing and saying anything. At least until you're in the relationship, then the nagging begins.

>>76542573
sounds gay

Women in my neighborhood have noticed me. Shame they're all married or old or fat.

>>76526901
I told some cougar that wanted the D that I loved DBZ then I went super saiyan in front of her. She called me a dork and left but it didn't stop her from coming back later. One of the zoomers was like, "Bro why did you say that!?"

Mom felt my arms and said I was making good progress.
Next week I might have enough confidence to look for a job again.

My current FWB

>>76526933
You can do it. There's still time.

I got a girl's number but she did something else before putting it in my contacts. I saw some lightning fast additional swipes. Do women quickly look through your pictures or something if you hand them your phone?

>>76542615
they like to send money to themselves through your cashapp, venmo etc

>>76527902
>so making move could've counted as sexual harassment
This mentality has ruined at least 2 generations of men.

>home gym master race
>pull up bar is too narrow for my unusually wide shoulders
>go to the park to use the jungle gym
>do a few sets then run a lap around the park
>local mom comes down with her son to play
>I assure them I'm not a freak, just here to work out
>her 2 year old boy seems to like me and comes over to say hi
>he studies me intently as I'm doing pullups
>his mom comes over and hangs him from the bars so he can try to imitate what I'm doing
>we start chatting and it turns out she's my next door neighbor
>I was totally not into her because I know she's married
>she seemed to have something different on her mind though
>mentions something about birds looking for "mates"
>I raise an eyebrow at her
>she looks right at me and repeats herself
>ends up giving me her number and invites me over if I ever "need anything"
>her son tugs my shirt, points at the bar and says "BAAH"
>I spring up and say, "You're right little man, I'm being lazy, let's do this!"
>she hangs him from the bars again and I do another set (not many since I'm totally burned out by now)
>by this point she's literally circling me and repeats that I can come over whenever I want
>I don't because that's wrong
>accidentally get a package of theirs
>drop it off on their porch
>see that they have a porch camera
Really makes me wonder about her thought process when she's literally luring me into a trap. Her husband is a rich surgeon too, wtf is with these broads. You give her a stay at home rich lifestyle and she's still giving her number to some dipshit from 4chan while hubby's at work.

Pay no mind to the fat Jews posting demoralization in these threads.
WAGMI kings

>>76542661
t. virgin

I should probably work on getting a job and moving out of mom's house before talking to women.
almost 40 btw

>>76542665
I just tell them I take care of my mom and make up some illness and they can’t refute it or else be labeled a piece of shit

>>76527705
Tough situation. Black women are easy mode when you're tall and white, but lord I do not want any chance of accidentally bringing more goblinos into this world.

>>76542668
Dad is gone, mom is old and she doesn't charge me rent. I can't help that it's a sweet deal. I make money, cook and work out in my home gym. I don't know what woman wouldn't want to have quiet "mom is in the other room" sex then fall asleep while watching me speedrun Sonic 3 and Knuckles.

>>76542677
Exactly, man. You get it. Fortunately my mom is 90% deaf and asleep by 8

>>76527797
I don't know man. I had a dude invite me to his private airplane hangar and he started getting touchy and telling me about how the rapture is coming and God will exercise the demons. Just about anybody I meet these days is actually insane, it's just a matter of time before it comes out.

>>76527902
>so making move could've counted as sexual harassment
Not making a move is getting me nowhere in life. I'm sick of the media's bullshit, we are sexual prisoners in first world countries.

So once you get to sex time, how do you overcome anxiety? I've been cockblocking myself with performance anxiety my whole life.

>>76542637
how much pull ups you would have to do yo make impressions on girls in parks? do they know that chin ups are easier, can I do them instead and they still will be impressed?

>>76528609
>You probably would have sperged out if you tried to say something sexy
This is me. I can make women laugh but my sexy talk is so bad it dries women up.

>>76542701
I can only do like 5 decent ones before I have to do the reverse for the rest. I don't know man, I try to do it at weird times because if I do it during normal walking times women literally pop out of the bushes to watch and I'm still skinnyfat. I think women just like to spectate when men are working out.
Worst thing that ever happened was I scared a family away while they were playing.

>>76530177
No need to avoid looking at her, women don't even make eye contact if you look right at them.
Sometimes they'll look at you right as you look away then look away again right as you look back, but usually they just kind of tilt their head away from you and look up diagonally.

>>76542700
>>76542700
phenibut and cialis

but unironically

because if your anxiety is that bad, it’s just gonna compound, there’s nothing wrong with your dick it’s just getting cucked by adrenaline every time you have the pressure to perform put on you. something like phenibut will eliminate this, then it’s just a matter of getting practice in until it’s not scary any more

you can do it anon

>>76542715
women have a greater peripheral vision than men

>>76531346
>Red flag that my girl wants me to cum inside her
That's probably the biggest compliment a woman can give a man. You girl is head over heels in love with you. Don't throw it away because 4chan told you it was strange or some shit.

>>76542719
Thanks, I'm actually impressed at how hard my boners are at my age, I just need to stop being scared and use it on a girl.

>>76531346
>>76542725
Kinda sad that a man would see a woman's desire to reproduce as a "red flag".

>>76542637
should text her and invite her over to yours so you're not on cam

On days when I get the most mires from women, I also get the worst attitude from (some) men.

>>76542725
it’s a red flag because she’s teasing him about it
as in she not so secretly wants him to do it because she’s irresponsibly following her breeding instinct NOW instead of keeping her desires reigned in until the appropriate circumstances come about (marriage, house etc)
I learned this the hard way

I don’t believe in mires. If you didn’t have sex with her, it doesn’t matter.

>>76542735
i’m a model and never experienced this attitude

>>76542731
No way, no pussy is worth that drama. I wouldn't mind working out with her son again though while she watches.

>>76526938
She seemed into you but one night stands are pointless and spiritually homosexuals, also people who do one night stands might carry std's.

>>76542737
Man fuck that shit. We're over here trying to get our shit in order and wait until everything is perfect while our governments are allowing turd worlders in that breed like rats. At a certain point you just gotta say fuck it and bring a little angel into the world.

>>76542746
imagine all the other guys she pulled that move on that did actually fuck her

Women pretty much want sex on the first meeting right? It takes me time to get to know a woman and trust her but if you don't fuck her immediately she'll just get mad and go fuck someone else.

My friend told me this is my body type.

>>76542755
Yabba dabba doo nigga

I can see and hear my tulpa sometimes when I drink a lot. Last night I finished a 5th of vodka and she said I looked hot.

>>76542750
Lol that’s the attitude that damn near ruined my life.
Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t reverse time and erase my sons existence, I love him more than anything
But she turned out to be nothing like how she’d been carefully presenting herself before I got her pregnant, I spent 3 years working my ass off and picking up her slack constantly until I said enough. she was exceptionally lazy and always put herself first and it felt like I was a single parent already.
if I was cautious like anon I would have waited to get out of the honeymoon period before I put all my faith in her like that. I was an utter fool and I don’t recommend anyone do what I did. Get to fully know someone first and keep track of the red flags and Amber flags. Don’t let your infatuation and ‘sunk cost’ worries make you ignore them like I did.

>>76531776
Dude was gay af for you whether he knew it or not.

>>76522564
This is awful fashion. Learn how to dress like a man, not a teenage twink.

>>76542781
Why do Brazilians look like Monkeys?

>>76542704
Keep at it bucko it's a numbers game

>>76542788
It never gets effortless, you're always taking a leap, but you can beat that feeling of thought-rushing paralysis.

>>76527649
One night stands with sluts are pointless, be better than a debased hedonistic animal.

>>76532458
She would have fucked but you made the right decision. Women have completely absorbed the media's message about "open relationships" though they will at least let you know up front if they're in a relationship. I mostly get this from married women and they act like spoiled brats when you turn them down.

>>76527705
Do not racemix

>>76542787
The lower the equator, the lower the race.

>>76532592
>squeezing random dude's arms at the bar
>with her boyfriend
What goes through a man's mind when he sees his girl doing shit like that? I would dump a woman immediately if she did that.

>>76542789
As long as you try it will feel better, since you made the attempt and that can give you peace, at least for me. Fall down six times, get up seven.

>>76542794
Nurses and flight attendants are huge sluts, not all but a lot of them. Not good relationship material. Pumping and dumping is gay.

>>76534348
>the mom runs her hand down my abs
How do you think she'd react if a man she just met ran his hands down her stomach?
Women are such hypocrites.

I'm so terrified of ending up divorced and paying alimony/child support like my dad that I can't let women into my life even when they are obvious about being interested.

>>76538395
It usually takes me a couple days to come up with a good retort. Years in cases that bothered me so much that I can't forget it.

>>76542793
i never understood that. since when is banging sluts that have had more sexual partners than you brag worthy

>>76542837
Meanwhile she completely forgot about you and was flirting with someone new the next day that did something about it and probably fucked her

>>76542834
Perfectly natural to think like that considering your dad, but vet the woman and get help vetting her closely and it should be fine. It's hard to date and especially marriage when your parents were dysfunctional, I feel that as well and it has made dating hard for me but never give up

>>76540176
Don't worry about it. My mom does that shit all the time. Some people just have to tear you down no matter what.
I told mom when I visited that a girl was checking out my arms and she snorted and went, "YOU!?" God I want to ________ that bitch sometimes.

>>76542838
After the sexual revolution in the 1960s, that and feminism were psyops to break down marriage and the nuclear family. Post WWII was a total breakdown of healthy values, it's all woke cultural marxist garbage.

I always rejected it because I had a good relationship with my grandparents and I try my best to model their virtues, instead of hedonistic boomers.

>>76540326
Please tell me you didn't fall for the men's short shorts meme. You are not a basketball player from the 70s.

>>76542854
>the nuclear family
the nuclear family is a foundational pillar of the shittiness
a family shouldn't be some perfectly atomized unit that kicks the kids out at 18 to buy their own home so they can be sold more fucking garbage you build wealth by multiple generations living on the same property

>>76540966
Yeah right. White women go insane when they visit Japan because men don't even look at them and they can't function without a constant ego boost.

>>76542866
my asian cousin has a white gf. i want to mog him but can’t look past my tomboy addiction

>>76542780
I'm sorry you had to endure that. Was it easy to get her out of your life or do you play child support and alimony? My dad went through the same thing and told me that you don't know a woman's true nature until you marry them. They put on an act for years until they are convinced they have you trapped. In my dad's case it all centered around money. Mom had a princess complex and expected him to buy her a mansion which he pretty much did but it was never good enough. He left the marriage saddled with all the credit card debt she racked up. But he got it all taken care of and is rich again and she's still a wagie lmao

>>76542863
That isn't what they used to do pre WW2. Housing was dirt cheap back then as well (as a % of income). Rampant money printing is the source of the destruction of western values and you only need to look at the early life section of most central bankers to know who are the ones leading that charge.

>>76542854
In other words, pure Jewry designed to destroy European civilization.
>>76542863
How's the weather in Tel Aviv?

How do I stop fumbling the talking stage and first impressions? I’m good at approaching then I always fuck it up in the end. Happens in the workplace aswell

>>76542890
just be attractive bro

>>76542895
True thanks

>>76520658 (OP)
>Friday night, flatmate is going out with 2 of his friends. Invites me
>One of the friends is a petite blonde cardio bunny so I obviously say yes
>Start at self-serve wine bar, then cocktail bar. Normal chitchat
>Next we go to a nightclub but I realise I've forgotten my ID so they don't let me in
> tell everyone I'll go home and get it
>start walking home
>Get text my flatmate texts to say cardio bunny is tired and wants to call it a night
>he asks me to wait for her to catch up to me so I can walk her home (she was going to sleep on our couch)
>she catches up and we talk for the 15min walk home
>get back, she says she'll help find my ID
>as soon as she's in my room she basically jumps my bones
>Have sex until 4am, sleep, then have sex again in the morning
>She's on bc so I'm blowing the biggest loads into her tight, raw cardio pussy
>she leaves mid morning. Comes back again that night for round 2

She lives in another city so I only saw once more after that weekend. Now she's gone to Bali to learn yoga. We'll 'connect' again though I'm sure

>>76543168
>Now she's gone to Bali to learn yoga.
>travel girl
Didn't know you had to travel to learn yoga.

>>76543178
she’s traveling to get rawed by Hindus in yoga positions and he’ll be back home ready to take in their sloppy seconds

>>76543183
surely it is they who are getting the sloppy seconds since I already filled her to the brim, no?

>>76543191
Imagine the guy before you whose bones she jumped lol

>>76543183
Based on her having sex with a guy after 15 minutes, she might be open to casual encounters. Her Bali yoga trip could lead to new connections, but whether she’ll sleep with other men before returning to him depends on her relationship status and intentions, which are unclear. It’s possible but not certain.

>>76543214
oh, please, she jumped some guy’s bones after a 15-minute chat, and now she’s off to Bali for ‘yoga’? Bet she’ll be ‘enlightening’ a few more guys before she’s back with him kek

>>76543212
it's sloppy seconds all the way down
Best to play it safe and stay a forever virgin such as yourself

>>76543221
Sick own dude lol bet you can’t wait to taste her pussy after Ketut drills her down with his brown meat lol

Havent had a good one like this in years
>be on the train, about to leave station
>a bunch of hyper teenagers get on
>end up walking past my aisle
>one comes up to me, asks me if i work out
>tell him a little bit, calls me huge
>he leaves with his friends
>comes back later, tells me hes trying to get big for wrestling
>he tells me hes trying to lift 4 times a week, i tell him to keep it up
>he says it was great to meet me and goes back to his friends

Sometimes the mires from people not women feel pretty good too

When I'm in a grocery store or at the park I frequently have little kids call me daddy and run up to me for a hug. Their moms always get moist when it happens.

>at the grocery store
>pick up 4 jugs of milk at once
>milf with her little boy in the cart says, "wow, mommy can only pick up one at a time"

>>76543292
sounds like you picked up an extra pair of jugs heh

>>76543228
why you keep forcing jamals brown meat into the conversation? go get BLACKED on grindr already

>>76543286
Used to call me Papi but what’s crazy I had no kids

>>76543377
Neither do I but I had a good dad. I think kids can tell if you're a naturally loving person.

Waitress last night was so hot. And now that I'm making serious money I felt like just giving her 200€ to go buy a sexy little black dress and taking her out to dinner. Only thing holding me back was the whole gf situation

>>76543441
that’s not a good enough reason to stop you

>>76543441
Oh~ please take my money queen
Man no wonder chicks can make a living fleecing simps.

>>76543559
Dude I make that in about 2 hours work, I don't really mind if it leads nowhere. Just want a few hot dates and love to dress a bitch up.

>>76542431
>>76542501
>>76542519
>>76542599
>>76542637
>>76542750
based

>>76542688
>Just about anybody I meet these days is actually insane, it's just a matter of time before it comes out.
that's the fun part desu you gotta live it!


>>76542846
very wise

>>76543433
>I think kids can tell if you're a naturally loving person.
100% true

>>76543577
i’ve slept with local onlyfans girls after tipping them $10 at most so it’s not a crazy thing for you to do

>>76525934
>Be Brandon
>suggest a bet to make the push-up contest more fun
>the office autist turns around practically in tears for some reason
>starts staring at you
>"Hey are you good man?"
>Autist doesn't respond
>walk away and notice him smirk

>host the push-up contest while the autist took his break to eat his lunch outside

>>76542859
Going away from short shorts was the original mistake. Shorts are supposed to be short. It's in the name. The only reasons for ever using shorts that are even close to the knee is being fat and skipping leg day.

>>76543714
black guys made fun of me for wearing short shorts in 2011

>At a comicon-type-thing
>wearing a button-down shirt that makes me look a bit buff
>Walking around the stalls with some friends
>Get separated from them, look around for them
>Some girl is literally staring at me, smiling
>lock eyes for a moment
>look away, and look back, see that she is still staring at me,
>start to say "hello", but she disappears into the crowd
It was so surreal to me.

A girl told me I look like the Unabomber.

>>76542774
You better have fucked her or else you're gay

>>76544111
She never looks the same, she can knows what kind of women I like and shape shifts. She likes to torment me by taking the form of girls I liked when I was in school.

guys i dont know what the fuck happened. i was just complaining how i lacked proper mires but it just changed last night
>seem invisible to girls most days
>go out but wear shoe lifts (im already over 6 ft but i wanted to test how it would work)
>im not kidding women couldnt keep their hands and eyes off me it was unbelievable, i practically got molested
the crazy part is that i wasnt really the one pursuing either, one girl straight cold approached me and asked for my number for her friend and that has never happened before. Brahs im starting to think its all a simulation, but to experience the chad treatment for one night is truly magnificent

>>76539996
Kek

>>76542762
HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GRACE THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

>in McDonald's grabbing a McCrispy
>sit opposite of two girls
>other girl switches the seat to be next to her friend so she sits in my direction
>not even because of me, but still pretend it's a mire
>see all the young people with social circles and young girls enjoying themselves
>mire which isn't even a mire turned into depressive thoughts

I don't to live through your mires, but it's what keeps me going right now

>>76545018
mccrispys are disgusting whats wrong with you

> lady at the deli said " estrong" and did a flex while ringing me up
It's something small but it makes my day

>>76545027
felt like eating slop today

>>76543585
greentext it buddy

>>76527649

This. The fact of the grammar being nigh-on incomprehensible speaks to the indefatigability of its sheer truthfulness. Even a retard knows this, but our society has instructed people contrary to their instincts-- and even their own preferences. You don't have to be a rapist but be a fucking man.

>>76542637
wtf my mom was not flirting bro c'mon.
your form was pretty crap, I have better pullups than you UNTRAINED at 2 y/o.

>be me walking into the grocery store
>pass by rando asking for donations
>"There not gonna let you in with those things!"
>What? I have my keys in my pocket and phone in the other
>"THOSE GUNS ARE LETHAL" He yells
>mfw Ever since I moved people have been calling me big guy or muscular which is pretty cool

>>76527649
you're jumping to a lot of conclusions and thinking of it through a male pov, being "she did xyz to me that means she wants to fuck me". She was literally doing her job and showing him around the lounge. She was being kind to him because she it was a part of her job and she was being paid to do it. We don't know if she would have the same attitude towards him if she weren't being paid to talk to him. You shitting on anon because he didn't immediately think that a hostess, someone whose job it is to provide HOSPITALITY to customers and actually had the intellect to think "maybe she's just doing her job" is insane and gives pajeet vibes

>>76521934
Children are made to be curled and women to be OHP'd

>>76526561
>Be me, random yoga shorts Filipina
>Hungry as fuck
>See man
My brain turned off for this part
>Hours later, wake up
>What was I doing?
>Oh yeah, hungry as fuck.

>>76542637
>wtf is with these broads
Imagine that the only thing in the world that holds any value is the way you feel in the moment. Would you rather:
>Chill at home all day spending your absentee husband's money
or
>Chill at home all day spending your absentee husband's money and fucking Chads

>>76545111
Maybe that's why you feel like crap.

>>76544127
>tulpa isn't of a specific individual but instead is some amorphous thing
You probably have shit visualization

>>76523068
Never message her again until she does first.