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>on vacation to Brazil with Brazilian gf and her family
>chilling at the beach drinking caipirinhas and eating freshly caught fish
>about to hit the water when I hear someone talking to me
>turn around, local guy asks me if I forgot my trident at home (I have long hair)
>laugh, thank him and proceed to swim with gf
>later return to table and he is there with gf's family, selling brigadeiros
>"oh fuck Aquaman is on this table"
>apparently he was saying that Spaniards are really beautiful before we got back (I am from Spain)
>"Ahhh of course, Aquaman had to be Spanish"
>now gf's entire family knows me as Aquaman