>Finally start hunting again
>Got absolutely Zero play back in the New World but maybe there's hope on the frontier?
>Ship arrives: it's an absolute sausage fest
>Where there is not dick, there is only empty space
>I see a familiar face, its MasterLink
>Don't know why his parent's named her that but hey I'm here for a huntress GF, not to judge
>"Hey, Link, where is everybody?
>She looks back to respond. Her look has a bit of disgust but also some relief I'm sure.
>She tells me no one's here yet as there's no "content"
>Content? I ask back
>She replies: Nothing to hunt, no one here to hunt
>I feel ill.
>I traveled all this way, on a 70 zenny ticket, to find NO bitches?
>This can't stand. It's been YEARS. I have to get huntresses to this frontier.
>Or die trying...