>>283058853
>WTF, PUBLIC SAFETY SENT ME A NOTICE SAYING MY APARTMENT IS A DESIGNATED ZONE OF GENTRIFICATION?!
>THOSE BASTARDS, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY RENOVATION! THEY''LL HAVE TO KILL ME AND MY FAMILY TO GET ME OUT OF THIS HOUSE!
>WTF! THE CHAINSAW CHURCH BURNT DOWN MY APARTMENT TO BUILD A BROTHEL WITH UNDERAGE FEMALE EMPLOYEES IN THAT NOW EMPTY LAND?
>THOSE HEROES, I WAS PENT UP ALL THIS TIME! THEY'LL EVEN CONTAMINATE THE WATER TO MAKE ME WANT TO DESIRE BROTHEL WHORES OVER MY FAMILY?!
>WELL ALL I CAN SAY IS SIGN MY NAME AS YABBA DABBA DOO, THE DEED IS YOURS!

>>282031668
I cried imagining Miri going over all the good times he and Denji had while playing football in the school courtyard and getting beaten up by Yoshida. Then Miri and Fami both cried silently.

>GYA HA HA, MIRI, LAUGH WITH ME, WE DEFEATED THE ULTIMATE EVIL ASA MITAKA AND SAVED THE WORLD!
>LISTEN TO HER AGONIZING SCREAMS AS BAREM TURNS HER INTO TOAST!
>*Fumiko's nude photo slips out of Denji's pocket*
>WAIT, BAREM-SAN STOP!
>WHAT'S WRONG CHAINSAW MAN? HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT ASA MITAKA!
>NO YOU FOOL, THE PHOTO, THE PHOTO WILL BURN!

>CREAMPUFF? MORE LIKE CHARREDPUFF!
>ARIGATOU MIRI, I WAS MISLED BY THOSE DOGS, YOU'RE TRULY A MAN'S BEST FRIEND!
>NOW LET'S KILL ASA MITAKA, THAT WAS THE PLAN RIGHT?
>NO THAT WASN'T THE PLAN!
>WELL IT SHOULD BE!

>>281635438
>Will soon become Me and the Ladies!

>>281626968
>MIRI, WE'RE TAKING ASA ON TOGETHER! GO IN SLOWLY FROM THE LEFT.
>No, I'm taking her on now!
>NOOO! MIRI-SAN!

>>281619219
>CREAMPUFF? MORE LIKE CHARREDPUFF!
>ARIGATOU MIRI, I WAS MISLED BY THOSE DOGS, YOU'RE TRULY A MAN'S BEST FRIEND!
>NOW LET'S KILL ASA MITAKA, THAT WAS THE PLAN RIGHT?
>NO THAT WASN'T THE PLAN!
>WELL IT SHOULD BE!