>So Ashley, have you thought any more about hanging out?
>Yeah, uh, no, sorry. Still giving it some thought.
>Giving it some thought?
>Yeah.
>You know what, don't bother. It seems I've upset you so...offer's off the table.
>You upset me? How'd you upset me?
>You tell me.
>This is getting a little weird, Julia.
>You wanna know what's "weird"? It's "weird" to offer a friendship to a girl and in return have old-man insults thrown at you and death threats sent to your voicemail. That's weird.
>Are you listening to yourself? I don't know what you're into these days, Julia, but uh...old-man insults and death threats? You sound unhinged.
>Ashley, I'm sorry you're in pain.
>...Ha. You're sorry? You fuck my brother, and you say you're sorry. Let me tell you something, the invite - it didn't upset me, it amused me. Woo, a nice friendship with the illustrious Julia. A chance to play at the palace. Little old me?
>I was trying--
>You have no idea what's going on. You're a teensy-tiny little girl in a teensy-weensy little bubble.
>Oh, Ashley...
>Oh, don't you fucking "Oh Ashley" me! You look down on me? You pity me?! Walk away, that's right Julia. You know why I don't want your friendship? Because it's too SMALL! I don't care about it! It's nothing to me! It's a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can't even imagine, you can't conceive of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you!! I'm like a god in human clothing! LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS!

So, Ashley, have you thought any more about our friendship?
Our friendship? Yeah, uh, no, sorry. Still giving it some thought.
Giving it some thought?
Yeah.
You know what, don't bother. It seems I've upset you so... offer's off the table.
You upset me? How'd you upset me?
You tell me.
This is getting a little weird, Julia
You wanna know what's weird? It's weird to offer a friendship to a girl and in return have old-man insults thrown at you and death threats sent to your voicemail. That's weird.
Are you listening to yourself? I don't know what you're into these days, Julia. But old-man insults? And, uh, death threats? You sound unhinged
Ashley, I'm sorry you're in pain

Ha, you're sorry? You're sorry? You fuck my brother, and you say you're sorry? Let me tell you something. The friendship offer, it didn't upset me, it amused me. Wooo, a nice friendship with the illustrious Julia. A chance to play at the palace. Ooh Little old me? You have no idea what's going on. You're a teensie tiny girl in a teensie weensie little bubble. You look down on me? You pity me? Walk away. That's right Julia. You know why I don't want your friendship? Because it's too SMALL. I don't care about it. It's nothing to me. It's a bacterium. I travel in worlds you can't even imagine. You can't conceive of what I'm capable of. I'm so far beyond you. I'm like a god in human clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!