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Anonymous No.541794236 >>541804213 >>541804419 >>541809216 >>541883437
/calg/ - The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #471
Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>541508263
Anonymous No.541794290 >>541795582
Fine, sisters MIGHT be cute
Anonymous No.541794357 >>541794452 >>541794560
>>541794231
There are ways to say "I love you" without speaking at all, Andrew gets it.
Anonymous No.541794390
smell sisters aggressively and obviously
Anonymous No.541794452 >>541794539 >>541794795
>>541794357
Ashley is not smart enough to understand them. She likes direct approach
Anonymous No.541794539
>>541794452
Well, it's up to Andrew to realize that.
Anonymous No.541794560 >>541795142
>>541794357
That's mostly copium. Unless you do things that are overtly romantic, it's never going to get the message across to either gender.
Anonymous No.541794623 >>541794941 >>541795915
Report off topic posts quickly and quietly
Anonymous No.541794706
i liek wood!
Anonymous No.541794795
>>541794452
Ashley has undiagnosed autism
Anonymous No.541794808
Ashley's sisstink
Smelling Julia feets
Huffing Renee pits
Anonymous No.541794941
>>541794623
Sir, the thread just started and there are 6 posts above yours.
Anonymous No.541795109
Be a delphic person
Anonymous No.541795142
>>541794560
If i have to guess, Coffin most ideal resolution lies on the path where they both find fulfillment in their union and resolution to whatever inner issues they experiment (whatever happens with their lives tho, the point is self realization). Most of the conflicts in Decay are about the siblings being misunderstood by the person they love the most, and considering the place where cliffhanger ends is an absolute mental landscape, the key resides on TRUST, and opening up to each other until no barrier remains.
Anonymous No.541795440 >>541795592 >>541796189 >>541796674 >>541997012 >>541997551 >>541997941
>And it should probably be two separate places.
What was going through Andrew and Ashley's heads when mom said that? I can read Andrew's face as a defensive "Are you calling me a sisterfucker?", but Ashley's expression just looks like some cute pouty thing. Is her expression meant to be combative? Mildly annoyed? Hurt?
Anonymous No.541795582
>>541794290
Anonymous No.541795592
>>541795440
Separation is something that neither sibling really wants and mom is unsubtly advocating for it.
Anonymous No.541795915
>>541794623
Quietley
Anonymous No.541796076 >>541796784 >>541817649
Do you guys think there's ANY hope for the 13th?
Anonymous No.541796181 >>541798154
Outright cheek pinching is a little mean, but it's genuinely soothing to just caress sisterface with your brotherhands.
Anonymous No.541796189
>>541795440
They have nothing and are legally dead so no job either unless it's crime. Who wouldn't get offended at being kicked out?
Anonymous No.541796513 >>541796828 >>541796947
>>541796021
Get this pedo shit out of here.
Anonymous No.541796674
>>541795440
I interpret it as she being annoyed beyond worlds because the only moment she gave a shit it's to make clear that she hopes that's their lives becomes distant and more miserable. Icing on the cake after Ashley understood that her own mother couldn't give less of a shit if she was alive or not.
Anonymous No.541796784
>>541796076
Our only hope is Halloween and if she has nothing by November it's just all over for us
Anonymous No.541796828
>>541796513
>NOOOOOOO! Think of the fictional children and how this affects them!
Anonymous No.541796947
>>541796513
She's older than him.
Anonymous No.541797252
>>541796021
Get this non-Nemleian shit out of here.
Anonymous No.541797560 >>541799460
>be horrible older brother in your youth
>"oh no my sister never reaches out to me and wants to forget me. how can this be??"
>"I-I can still fix this"
Anonymous No.541798154
>>541796181
>Outright cheek pinching is a little mean
You're not a real brother if you don't hit your sister a bit
Anonymous No.541799460 >>541799563 >>541809862
>>541797560
That looks like the chatlog with one of my sisters, except I never cared to fix the relationship. Her health is declining early-onset Alzheimer's combined with some heart palpitations and I nearly teared up when I found out. I still don't want to go hang out at her place though, I just don't want her to forget who she is and suffer.
Anonymous No.541799563 >>541799905 >>541800031
>>541799460
>I nearly teared up when I found out. I still don't want to go hang out at her place though
I hope she forgets you AND suffers.
Anonymous No.541799905 >>541800006
>>541799563
But why? She has a kid, a senile mom would be a burden on her family.
Anonymous No.541800006 >>541800106
>>541799905
Because of you. You gave me this desire. She will suffer to fulfil my desire that you stoked within me.
Anonymous No.541800031 >>541800317
>>541799563
Is time for school, Timmy. Stop pretending being a bad guy on the net.
Anonymous No.541800106 >>541800317
>>541800006
(You)
Anonymous No.541800132 >>541800262
Fight those that bully your sister
Anonymous No.541800262 >>541818023
>>541800132
Life isn't a movie, if your sister's bullies are girls then she's on her own.
Anonymous No.541800317
>>541800031
>>541800106
You will never know true hatret, newfags.
Anonymous No.541800981 >>541802189
>Oh Anderu, did ru kno tree are make of roood?
Anonymous No.541802189
>>541800981
lmao
Anonymous No.541802847 >>541802878
dead general, dead game, dead hag
Anonymous No.541802878 >>541803410
>>541802847
Thanks for the bump.
Anonymous No.541803410
>>541802878
my intentions are pure
Anonymous No.541803960 >>541804105
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
Anonymous No.541804105 >>541804278
>>541803960
But will her inbred kids love her?
Anonymous No.541804213
>>541794236 (OP)
How do you even read this, the sequence is all fucked up
Anonymous No.541804278
>>541804105
yes
Anonymous No.541804419 >>541804579 >>541810403
>>541794236 (OP)
Wait, why does Teenshley have a mole here?
Anonymous No.541804579 >>541808564
>>541804419
clean your fucking monitor
Anonymous No.541804828
Anonymous No.541805491 >>541805846
Anonymous No.541805846
>>541805491
Anonymous No.541806670 >>541806945 >>541846986 >>541847537
I'm late to the discussion but here's my vote.

Burger > pizza
Anonymous No.541806945 >>541807447
>>541806670
I just noticed the hand is brown? That can't be Andrew. Disgusting anti Canon artwork.
Anonymous No.541807447 >>541818215
>>541806945
Andrew is the blackest man alive
Anonymous No.541808564 >>541810403
>>541804579
It would be hell of a coincidence that specs of dirt aligned themselves so perfectly that they ended up on the same part of her face in three separate panels.
Anonymous No.541809216
>>541794236 (OP)
>no tcoaal shrine theme
FUUUCCCKKK!!!!
Anonymous No.541809862 >>541810845
>>541799460
>I still don't want to go hang out at her place though, I just don't want her to forget who she is and suffer.
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SPINELESS???? COWARD!!!!!
Anonymous No.541809949
Anonymous No.541810174
Anonymous No.541810403
>>541808564
>>541804419
Oh yeah, I just realized the mole roughly aligns with the pimple on Ashley's design. Should have made it red then, though.
Anonymous No.541810845 >>541811632
>>541809862
>coward
It's not like I'm avoiding her, she was my favorite sister when I was 7-10 years old and then we became distant. Now we don't really have anything to talk about.
Anonymous No.541811302
Anonymous No.541811632
>>541810845
>Now we don't really have anything to talk about
well yeah, she has alzheimer's, lol.
Anonymous No.541811898
Anonymous No.541812212 >>541812476 >>541818436
Anonymous No.541812476
>>541812212
>tentacles
Anonymous No.541812712 >>541813110 >>541813578
Anonymous No.541813110
>>541812712
Huge fingers.
Anonymous No.541813430 >>541813795
Anonymous No.541813578 >>541814072
>>541812712
>"Are you nuts? We can't keep this, if the cops go through our phones we're fucked! Besides, these things are full of spyware. I shouldn't have even let you take it in the first place."
Anonymous No.541813795
>>541813430
Future Canon by the way. Not a fetish.
Anonymous No.541814072 >>541816704
>>541813578
>"you're thinking too much. It'll be fine."
Anonymous No.541815096
Teendrew using his horney aura on Teenshley
https://x.com/pokkan333/status/1975590449378463791
Anonymous No.541816704
>>541814072
>that username in the corner
Anonymous No.541816874
I think there's something really wrong with me
Anonymous No.541817074 >>541997450
Who is the "hear no evil" if andy is the see no evil and leyley is the speak no evil
Anonymous No.541817620
Do Andrew and Ashley ever do oral or only piv
Anonymous No.541817649
>>541796076
No. The real question is, is there any hope for the artist in your picrel to return?
Anonymous No.541818023 >>541869624
>>541800262
Sissy cope. If you can't intimidate a bunch of bitches 2 years youngers than you you're not a man. Andrew probably just didn't care though.
Also
>life isn't a movie/game
I have never seen any non-retarded take following this.
Anonymous No.541818062
What video games do the Graves play
Anonymous No.541818215
>>541807447
Yeah but he must have vitiligo so it's still not canon.
Anonymous No.541818436 >>541819186
>>541812212
Anonymous No.541818746 >>541819081
>>541818237
No Grampa. (You)'re the one who needs to touch grass. It's not the late 90s/early 00s anymore. If Andrew and Ashley were in high school in the 20s, they would be openly incestuous and their zoomer classmates would MAYBE meme a little about it before losing all interest.
Anonymous No.541818904 >>541819081
>>541818237
>If you try to mess with girls who are younger than you as a man your life is going to get destroyed.
Daaaaaaw, are the popular girls going to spread rumors about you? Scared they'll tell everyone you're a sis-con weirdo? Would that bother you, Anondy?
Anonymous No.541819081
>>541818746
>>541818904
Oh. Its the sperg
Anonymous No.541819186
>>541818436
You first.
Anonymous No.541820748
Anonymous No.541821038
Anonymous No.541822842 >>541823191
Anonymous No.541823191
>>541822842
He knows what he's about
Anonymous No.541823372 >>541825145 >>541827873
>posting TCoAaL on fagdit be like:
Anonymous No.541823806
>4chan post of a twitter image joking about a reddit post
Anonymous No.541825093 >>541832408
did douglas ever not wear a suit? what the hell was his job?
Anonymous No.541825145 >>541828556
>>541823372
i created a burner account on plebbit to take a gander at tcoaal's subreddit because it's age-restricted. and i was horrified, and utterly disgusted by the fact that such people exist. it's untermenschen like them that give coffin a bad name. and half of all posts are them complaining about the community being disliked, when it's entirely their fault.
Anonymous No.541827873 >>541828647
>>541823372
>caring about what a bunch of basedboi bugmen and retarded brazillian trannies think
Anonymous No.541828556
>>541825145
I haven't been there myself but I saw some people on xitter complaining that it's basically nothing but mod shilling now, is this accurate?
Anonymous No.541828647
>>541827873
There's some validity in understanding the other side of the fence, if for no other reason than to reassure yourself of the objective correctness of yours.
Anonymous No.541830720 >>541831801 >>541832541 >>541833221
Anonymous No.541831801
>>541830720
Despicable creature
Anonymous No.541832408 >>541843993
>>541825093
The only job we know he had was at a grocery store. Who knows what he was doing when he died.
Anonymous No.541832541
>>541830720
Saintly young lady
Anonymous No.541833221
>>541830720
Unknown Quantity
Anonymous No.541833793 >>541834076 >>541838971
There's a special place in hell for brothers that are mean to their sisters. Sisters are meant for hugs, snugs, and fugs.
Anonymous No.541834076 >>541834414
>>541833793
Sisters should be kept on their toes.
Anonymous No.541834414 >>541834910
>>541834076
Agreed, because you're pinning them against a wall and... playing Monopoly with them.
Anonymous No.541834910 >>541835028
>>541834414
how the fuck is someone supposed to play Monopoly while they're pinned against a wall?
Anonymous No.541835028
>>541834910
It's easy, when they land on your property it really fucks them.
Anonymous No.541837121 >>541838971
There's a special place in hell for brothers that are nice to their sisters. Sisters are meant for hurting, harming, and hitting.
Anonymous No.541838971
>>541833793
>>541837121
Now for the sex one...
Anonymous No.541843993
>>541832408
I think when you do the option to hear them out, they mention trying to get him a job with the dad in "sales" because i believe I remember Renee saying he probably wouldn't do well though.
Anonymous No.541845569
Anonymous No.541846026
Anonymous No.541846986 >>541847537
>>541806670
The only BBC Ashley's getting is Big Brother Cock.
Anonymous No.541847537 >>541847631 >>541848394 >>541853293
>>541806670
>>541846986
I looked into it (because I am mentally ill) and it seems the artist doesn't intend it as cuckshit. He claims Patreon won't let him
Anonymous No.541847631
>>541847537
But he could've just drawn it as any other white guy????
Anonymous No.541848394
>>541847537
Lmao that's a blatant lie. His gallery features multiple males taking it up the ass from negroes; he knows what he's about. As long as Andrew's face isn't pictured and his name isn't given, a male with pale skin could've been interpreted as fucking Popeye. He knows Patreon's rules don't forbid same-race couples, but his intention was never to avoid Patreon's wrath.
Anonymous No.541849661
Anonymous No.541850271 >>541850538 >>541850667
Did Renee lose her virginity to Douglas or was she a hussy
Anonymous No.541850538
>>541850271
She was a HUSSY
Douglas larped as a manHUSSY by accident
Anonymous No.541850667 >>541851006
>>541850271
Even if she did lose it to Doug she's still a hussy because it happened before they were married
Anonymous No.541851006 >>541851473 >>541852742 >>541890897
>>541850667
>she's still a hussy because it happened before they were married
but... Ashley loses her virginity to Andrew without them getting married first...
does that mean...
Anonymous No.541851473 >>541851849 >>541890897
>>541851006
Ashley is the real hussy
Anonymous No.541851849 >>541852501
>>541851473
Jewish hands typed this post
Anonymous No.541852501
>>541851849
Anonymous No.541852742 >>541852896 >>541890897
>>541851006
Ashley literally does consider herself a whore in SnS. We'll see how Cliffhanger (the primary canon route, Nemlei told me so) goes.

Renee on the other hand let Doug smash for borrowing his lighter. Absolutely brotherless. At least Andree and Ashley held off till the night before their wedding.
Anonymous No.541852896 >>541853009 >>541890897
>>541852742
>Ashley literally does consider herself a whore in SnS
She literally says the opposite, because she's not some nympho
Anonymous No.541853009
>>541852896
That's just cope, and even that failed when she let herself enjoy drunk sex that one time.
Anonymous No.541853293
>>541847537
>I am not allowed to draw his brother blame the big P
>trust me, i can't.
that's what a cuck fetishist would say
Anonymous No.541854216 >>541855240 >>541857304 >>541858836
Just spend 40 minutes using my onahole to Ashley images while pretending it's my sister
Anonymous No.541855240 >>541855674
>>541854216
R...Rude!
Anonymous No.541855674 >>541856483
>>541855240
Great joke, but I get how dudes can get addicted to pussy. If my onahole was self-warming, self-lubricating, moved independently, and said it loved me, I would genuinely never stop thinking about it
Anonymous No.541856483
>>541855674
Your onahole doesn't have a personality attached to it to love. Being "addicted" to something you are biologically wired to like and want is just a symptom of hypersexuality.

But in relation to coffin I think it's almost insulting to suggest that Andrew couldn't stop thinking about Julia just because she was a warm hole.
Anonymous No.541857304 >>541857686
>>541854216
Anonymous No.541857686
>>541857304
genuinely terrifying
Anonymous No.541858836
>>541854216
When I had an ona I would always coom instantly
Anonymous No.541860620 >>541860720 >>541872550 >>541873849 >>541884117
What would happen to the birth rate if we legalised sibling marriage?
Anonymous No.541860720
>>541860620
Probably nothing.
Anonymous No.541864240
You'd need to undo the taboo first before it has an effect.
Anonymous No.541866726 >>541866826 >>541867564
Are you the translator guys? I've been waiting on an English version of this: https://hitomi.la/manga/ottori-yasash%C4%AB-ore-no-n%C4%93chan-wa-hin-ny%C5%AB-%7C-%E6%88%91%E9%82%A3%E6%96%87%E9%9D%99%E4%B8%94%E6%B8%A9%E6%9F%94%E7%9A%84%E5%A7%90%E5%A7%90%E6%98%AF%E4%B8%AA%E8%B4%AB%E4%B9%B3-%E4%B8%AD%E6%96%87-2998212.html#1
Anonymous No.541866751 >>541866956
Anonymous No.541866826
>>541866726
Yes, we accept payment in the form of proof of owning The Coffin of Andy and Leyley on Steam.
Anonymous No.541866956 >>541867189 >>541997637
>>541866751
No seriously, how wet did this make her?
Anonymous No.541867189 >>541867764
>>541866956
For once I'd like to discuss cute sibling body contact without it being necessarily sexual.
Anonymous No.541867564 >>541867987
>>541866726
>Nee-chan

Bah
Anonymous No.541867764
>>541867189
I have an insatiable sex drive and I agree completely. Cuddling your imoutie-patootie doesn't have to be sexual, close intimate contact without necessarily turning adult is insanely fulfilling in a completely different way and is severely underrepresented.
Anonymous No.541867987 >>541868031 >>541869606 >>541960763 >>541960961 >>541960978
>>541867564
Nemlei's next game will be about a younger brother and older sister, trust the plan.
Anonymous No.541868031 >>541868154
>>541867987
She won't, she's not a plebeian.
Anonymous No.541868154 >>541868205
>>541868031
wtf, she's written little brothers (Marrow) and older sisters (Jane) before. You know what comes next...
Anonymous No.541868205 >>541868425
>>541868154
Oh you're just shitposting. Carry on then.
Anonymous No.541868425 >>541868471
>>541868205
??? How is it plebeian? Nemlei likes writing sibling characters and that's a fact. We've gotten Lynn and Marrow, Sylvester and Sylvie, Noelle and the unknown brats she takes care of, Andrew and Ashley, and Jane and Julia. She's given us everything so far, except for a clear younger brother AND older sister dynamic. It only makes to complete the circle with the one thing she still hasn't written. You'll see it in her next game!
Anonymous No.541868471 >>541868624
>>541868425
>It only makes to complete the circle
Anonymous No.541868624
>>541868471
MAKES SENSE*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Anonymous No.541869192 >>541869338 >>541869396
What would happen if Ashley got confirmed racist in Episode 4
Anonymous No.541869338
>>541869192
One of the few things Ashley excels at is survival, we already know she's racist.
Anonymous No.541869396 >>541869505
>>541869192
She was already confirmed racist.
Anonymous No.541869505
>>541869396
No, you're thinking of Nemlei.
Anonymous No.541869606 >>542017513
>>541867987
Based, nee-sans are justice.
Anonymous No.541869624 >>541869826 >>541870474
>>541818023
You cannot intimidate a woman unless she's very low IQ, if she's even normal IQ she'll call any man's bluff and demand that he hits her. If he does he's catching felony charges and makes himself a burger flipper for life. It's like being sentenced to poverty.
Anonymous No.541869690 >>541985119
https://x.com/GonadLad/status/1975658623318753643
Anonymous No.541869765 >>541869826 >>541870296
Normal couch sitting position.
Anonymous No.541869826 >>541870474
>>541869624
Honestly, even the low IQ ones. Women exist with the knowledge that they are protected by state power, so it doesn't matter if you can slap a chick back to the Teletubbies era because she thinks you won't, and because she thinks you won't she thinks you *can't*. Women are generally retards when it comes to comprehending violence and the threat of violence.
>>541869765
I can't imagine why people would think that's weird, they're fully clothed and everything.
Anonymous No.541870296
>>541869765
Yeah, I was sitting like that with my wife on Sunday. Nothing weird about it.
Anonymous No.541870474
>>541869624
>>541869826
Lmao dude, you can ruin any girl's life by spreading rumours that her pussy stinks.
Anonymous No.541871003
Anonymous No.541871446 >>541871741
There's a special place in heaven for brothers that pleasure their sisters. Sisters are meant for fucking, breeding, and plowing.
Anonymous No.541871490 >>541871548 >>541871726 >>541907281
Where the fuck is the 3rd flower? Please help. I've clicked what I feel like everything three times over. I declare retardation.
Anonymous No.541871548
>>541871490
'est on 'eck
Anonymous No.541871726
>>541871490
Never mind. "Eye" made a mistake. Item used.
Anonymous No.541871741 >>541871760
>>541871446
Actually sex outside of marriage is a sin and no church marries siblings.
Anonymous No.541871760 >>541871906
>>541871741
Actually siblings are born married.
Anonymous No.541871906
>>541871760
The Japanese understand this since 妹 refers to both your wife and your sister
Anonymous No.541872550 >>541872667 >>541872810 >>541884117
>>541860620
not much, i doubt that a lot of siblings are chomping at the bit to get into a relationship even if the taboo goes away
it would be an interesting experiment tho
Anonymous No.541872641
Anonymous No.541872667 >>541878894
>>541872550
Sisterfucking solves modern dating.
Anonymous No.541872810 >>541872974
>>541872550
>i doubt that a lot of siblings are chomping at the bit to get into a relationship even if the taboo goes away
They have to make it illegal because they know it would buck the system. Who needs situationships when you have a cute and cuddly sibling you can trust? We already know that siblings are experimenting at rates higher than reported.
Anonymous No.541872974 >>541873302
>>541872810
Think of all the desperately horny anons who would (or do) fuck their sisters, and realize there's a nonzero population of sisters who are chewing their bedposts fantasizing about getting her baby bakery battered by her brother's gooey goon platoon.
Anonymous No.541873302 >>541873386 >>541873404
>>541872974
The reason this game blew up is because Nemlei in 2023 simply said what everyone was already thinking: we want our sisters gothic and riding our dicks.
Anonymous No.541873386
>>541873302
For the last time, she's grunge, not goth.
Anonymous No.541873404 >>541873519
>>541873302
Ashley isn't gothic, and sisters generally prefer it when their brother takes charge. Missionary is classic, but consider doggy as it gives you more fine-control over how you manhandle her.
Anonymous No.541873462 >>541873543 >>541873562 >>541873568
I'm getting the bad route. I can feel it. Should I even bother continuing or just start over now? Waste of fucking time.
Anonymous No.541873519 >>541873834
>>541873404
The male can thrust during cowgirl, plus it's nice to have her body weight on you. I just don't like doggy, sorry.
Anonymous No.541873543
>>541873462
All routes lead to incest.
Anonymous No.541873562 >>541873686
>>541873462
There is no bad route. This is a game to be explored fully, and fast forwarding is quick on repeat playthroughs.
Anonymous No.541873568
>>541873462
Never stop
Anonymous No.541873686
>>541873562
>fast forwarding is quick on repeat playthroughs
I feel like this stopped being true after episode 3 launched. Or I guess even earlier, with the cleanup bit in the parents' basement.
Anonymous No.541873834 >>541873968 >>541874005
>>541873519
I don't know, I prefer being in control only because my sister doesn't have a good sense of rhythm for rolling dice in Monopoly so it just becomes awkward trying to match pace. It's easier and more enjoyable for us both and take control of all of the properties so the game can finish properly: with one side getting fucked stupid and the other one feeling like the king of the world.
Anonymous No.541873849 >>541897286
>>541860620
Nothing, also don't let anyone scare you that there's some sort of birth rate problem. In the year 1900 the global population was 1.7 billion, the biggest in history. Once we can't afford to feed the third world they'll simply die off by the hundreds of million and we'll go back to a global population of 2-3 billion max. The real problem is retirement, you're probably not gonna have a pension in your twilight years nor will your government be able to provide 10k euro worth of medical treatment for you every year. In many ways we're at the tail end of a golden age, I think both the idea of retirement and free healthcare will become a thing of the past.
Anonymous No.541873968
>>541873834
That is to say, "more enjoyable for us both if I take control of all of the properties[...]"
Anonymous No.541874005 >>541874075
>>541873834
>I prefer being in control
If the man's still able to thrust then how is he in any less control?
Anonymous No.541874075 >>541874182
>>541874005
Because unless she's playing along then cowgirl is just a leg and core workout with a boner, and if she's not awesome at playing along there are more ways you can both have more fun.
Anonymous No.541874182 >>541874294
>>541874075
>unless she's playing along
I don't see the difference between this and agreeing to doggystyle; in either case she's agreed to give you ample hip room.
Anonymous No.541874294 >>541874378
>>541874182
Okay well I just don't find trying to bounce a ~170 lb. valkyrie on my pelvis to be the absolute peak of mutual enjoyment.
Anonymous No.541874378 >>541874564
>>541874294
>help! my pork is too tender and my potatoes are too creamy!
Anonymous No.541874564 >>541875017
>>541874378
>help! my pelvis is too bruised and quads are on fire!
Anonymous No.541875017 >>541875093 >>541875118
>>541874564
>quads are on fire
If you're getting DOMS that just means you've got a good workout, which is healthy.
Anonymous No.541875093 >>541875221
>>541875017
I got DOMS from fingering my asshole
Anonymous No.541875118 >>541879079
>>541875017
>Bro how the fuck do you get legs like that?
Sisterfucking and OATZ
Anonymous No.541875221
>>541875093
Anonymous No.541877493
Devlog in less than a week!
Anonymous No.541877648
Anonymous No.541878021 >>541878732 >>541878742 >>541961028
https://x.com/AzulYagami/status/1975327708620914899
You're checking in to get a blood test and this is your nurse. What do?
Anonymous No.541878732
>>541878021
Get an infection probably
Anonymous No.541878742
>>541878021
Spit game harder than I ever have ever rizzed in my entire life
>you're like a sister to me
Hopefully it works. Worse case scenario she lethally injects me, but I shot my shot
Anonymous No.541878894 >>541879573
>>541872667
Indeed
Anonymous No.541879079 >>541879148
>>541875118
3 sets of sisterfucking (raw)
Anonymous No.541879148
>>541879079
Fuck, to get to that point I need to be able to do 3 sets of 3 minute conversations with women
Anonymous No.541879573 >>541879689 >>541879750 >>541897653
>>541878894
Speaking of sister fucking, on the /x/ board /loa/ thread there are people utilizing the spiritual techniques of Law of Attraction/Assumption to get taboo girlfriends such as sisters, pic-related.
Anonymous No.541879689 >>541879769 >>541880030 >>541880206 >>541880435
>>541879573
Teach us these sister manifesting ways.
Anonymous No.541879750 >>541879917
>>541879573
/x/ is unironically a glowie cesspool trying to make channers as mentally ill as possible so that they may be used as future shooters or patsies (e.g. the murder of Charlie Kirk).
Anonymous No.541879769 >>541880009
>>541879689
Someone in the past thread already gave some tricks
See this posts chain: >>541667976
Anonymous No.541879850
Anonymous No.541879917 >>541880030 >>541880032
>>541879750
This is more or less true. /x/ is truly useless when it comes to any serious practice feedback. But you could only read the sources and ignore /x/ completely, worked for me. 4chan, when it comes to any serious endevour, only serves as an information repos.
Anonymous No.541879996 >>541908145 >>541908667
American Anons, are you part of the Coffin banana? These are the states that had the most interest in this game prior to Episode 2's release. They're the TRUE and HONEST fans.
Anonymous No.541880009
>>541879769
Shit, mean to post this one: >>541668652
Anonymous No.541880030 >>541880206
>>541879689
Look up the works of Neville Goddard and the Universal Line.

The most basic technique is States Akin To Sleep where as you go to sleep you imagine your desired scenario as if it is already happening and keep imagining it until you dose off.

and keep doing it until happens.

There's also other techniques such as affirmations, living in the end, etc but it all boils down to you creating your reality, not the other way around

>>541879917
Yep /x/ is great for getting books and shit but not for community or getting feedback or getting actual knowledge from social interactions, just as you say an info repo.
Anonymous No.541880032 >>541880130 >>541880206
>>541879917
>witchcraft tutorials are completely bogus
No shit?
Anonymous No.541880130 >>541880225 >>541961384
>>541880032
No, they actually work but not in the way you desire. You might draw the attention of something malicious.
Anonymous No.541880206 >>541898852 >>541937107
>>541879689
Anon i got you covered!
https://pastebin.com/k5dFSHA1
Here are some great resources. Also, this comment >>541880030 is right. Your world is your private dream, and you can do anything you can imagine and more, you just have to know it.
>Neville Goddard
>Universal Line
>TriumphantGeorge Compendium
That's all you will ever need.
>>541880032
No Witchcraft, as every moment in your life is a manifestation. Some people just have trouble realizing it. But if you want to have witchcraft, you can have it too! Enjoy lads
Anonymous No.541880225 >>541880624 >>541880737
>>541880130
You reckon I could use these abilities to force out a new devlog?
Anonymous No.541880392 >>541880575 >>541931037
Made this over a year ago, back when we thought 3A was gonna be Burial. A lot of these still ended up true surprisingly.
Anonymous No.541880435 >>541880561
>>541879689
Also, DON'T VISIT THE LOA GENERAL ON /X/, for the love of god and everything you hold dear anon, please DON'T DO IT. PRACTICE THIS BY YOURSELF AND USE YOUR HEAD, consider yourself and everyone on this thread lucky to find about this on pure offshot on some random game thread instead of that garbage bin board.
Anonymous No.541880561
>>541880435
Yeah that board is full of naysayers, doomers, trolls, etc etc so it's better to just read the works directly and put them into practice rather than try to contact the community.
Anonymous No.541880575
>>541880392
I still think Julia is going to find out the truth about Nina in Burial. It'll make me so sad...
Anonymous No.541880624 >>541882789
>>541880225
You are already imagining that you are following this game and waiting for a devlog from Nemlei, you are a portable universe with a magic show ongoing 24/7. Intent that is already here. I recommend that for the philosophical approach and understanding to this, get a skimming wikipedia to the following stuff:
>Non dualism
>Transcendental Idealism
>Perennial philosophy
>Solipsism
This is nothing new, it has always been here, explored in a lot of ways since the dawn of times.
Anonymous No.541880735 >>541880982 >>541881473
So, /calg/ got tired of talking about anal sex and Linux, thus we default to IRL demon summoning?
Anonymous No.541880737 >>541880982 >>541961384
>>541880225
Even if you're a natural warlock you'll just end up blessing Nem-chan herself, maybe igniting her passion for art again or making the burnout more tolerable. You're not forcing her to release a devlog. People have free will.
Anonymous No.541880982
>>541880735
You don't have to summon demons, as you are both the demons and angels, they are part of the invisible world that is one with your mind. But if you want demons, you can also have them do stuff for you for free. Read Solomon Testament for some inspiration on the subject.
>>541880737
Free will doesn't exist. There is only one will from the sole ONE consciousness that command the universe: The person reading this post right now.
Anonymous No.541881473 >>541881824
>>541880735
Alright then, what's the /calg/ approved distro? I'll be jumping ship after Windows 10 is kill.
Anonymous No.541881824
>>541881473
https://web.archive.org/web/20121127163753/http://linuxforniggers.us/ it's what we deserve
Anonymous No.541882789
>>541880624
Also, just to add to those
>Pragmatism
Something that /x/ lacks
Anonymous No.541883437 >>541883606
>>541794236 (OP)
My sister makes me feel weird and think weird thoughts that should not be there. Sometimes I wish didn't have her even though she literally did nothing but existing
Anonymous No.541883606 >>541883870
>>541883437
you don't have her dummy because you're a coward!!
Anonymous No.541883870
>>541883606
Being a coward and being a sensible person are two entirely different things
Anonymous No.541884117 >>541885737
>>541872550
>>541860620
Legalizing on its own won't do much because 90% of the incest taboo is just the threat of ostracism and shame that can easily persist in absence of legal prohibitions.
A more interesting thought experiment is what would happen if it somehow evolved to becoming chic in popular culture.
Anonymous No.541884390 >>541884525 >>541885718 >>541931624
If incest is beneficial why did Zoroastrianism (One of few religions that said incest is a good thing) lose to Islam and is near extinct now? Checkmate siblingfuckers
Anonymous No.541884525
>>541884390
Kill yourself salafist
Anonymous No.541885718
>>541884390
The god of this world is an evil one
Anonymous No.541885737 >>541886463
>>541884117
true, incest is legal in france, spain, portugal, but still very frowned upon (and the law will try to find other charges to levy against you if they find out, to try and punish you anyway)
there are no statistics on how common it is there compared to other countries though
Anonymous No.541886463 >>541888773
>>541885737
There probably is a small effect. The possibility of a year or two in prison can make a difference as to whether two people might want to risk it, but it's obviously not big enough to be noticed.
>the law will try to find other charges to levy against you if they find out, to try and punish you anyway
Is there an example of this? I remember a few years back reading about a Spanish half-brother and half-sister who originally grew up apart ending up in the news after he knocked her up. They seemed quite happy and there was no mention of any legal problems.
Anonymous No.541887616
Ashley takes it up the ass
Anonymous No.541888773 >>541890618
>>541886463
mm, i admit to not having have true examples and was just going from hearsay
not a really relevant example but there's an article on a consensual spanish father-daughter couple who was forbid to take their baby home, but legally it makes sense as age of consent is higher if one the partners holds authority over the other
Anonymous No.541890618
>>541888773
Some places have specific stipulations, such as Israel where incest is only legal when everyone involved is at least 20 years old. Always gotta look at the fineprint, but I'm quite confident that in most western jurisdictions where it's legal, there won't be any zealous persecution so long as nobody involved is a below a specific age (typically 16-18, depending on the country or state).
Anonymous No.541890897 >>541891072
>>541851006
>>541851473
>>541852742
>>541852896
Ashley says you’re only a whore as a woman if you enjoy it
Anonymous No.541891072
>>541890897
Based
Anonymous No.541893350 >>541893421 >>541893586
I want to fuck my sister
Anonymous No.541893421 >>541893707
>>541893350
That's weird. Have you tried fucking a hussy?
Anonymous No.541893586 >>541893707
>>541893350
I want to fuck my sister, but actually I don't. My psychological defect is making me think I romantically love her and want to fuck her, even though I really don't
Anonymous No.541893707
>>541893421
That's a good idea...
>>541893586
I want to fuck my sister, but not because I love her. I'm just horny and it would be hot
Anonymous No.541893984 >>541894206
These god damn fucking brotherwhores don't even want to cherish their sisters and be nice and sweet to them and declare their unabatable passion. It's all just sex sex sex sex. You know what sex is for? Impregnating your loving sister so you can start a beautiful family with your trusted sweetheart. But no, you fools couldn't fathom such noble ideas.
Anonymous No.541894206 >>541894391 >>541894552
>>541893984
>You know what sex is for? Impregnating your loving sister
I don't want to get stuck raising some brats. I just want to feel good
Anonymous No.541894391 >>541895018
>>541894206
Bruh you're way ooc to use Andrew pic
Anonymous No.541894552 >>541894741
>>541894206
They're not brats, they're your pride and joy, the culmination of you and your sister's maturity and wisdom. And in time, they will be your best friends.
Anonymous No.541894741 >>541894925 >>541985764
>>541894552
What they are is responsibility, and a LOT of work. I don't want to be tied down for 18 years. I just want to cum and be done with it
Anonymous No.541894925 >>541895208
>>541894741
If you're not fucking retarded then it's not like work at all! It's more like a hobby, something you can automatically summon work ethic for.
Anonymous No.541895018
>>541894391
So is the Ashleyfag.
Anonymous No.541895208
>>541894925
Unfortunately, I am fucking retarded. And lazy to boot.
Anonymous No.541896842 >>541897515
I-I don't want to have kids either!
Anonymous No.541897286
>>541873849
I know this is offtopic but Angela Merkel is suicidal these days and regrets what she did to europe and germany.
On topic, how do you think the siblings would feel about coffinland suddenly having large scale immigration of people who hate coffinland?
Anonymous No.541897515 >>541898134 >>541902907
>>541896842
The Jews and their lies…

There is no way Julia is not giving you at least 4 children.
Anonymous No.541897653 >>541901209
>>541879573
What if I don't have a sister?? I'm going to be alone forever!!!
Anonymous No.541898134
>>541897515
I know she's not meant to be so built just yet, but my brain interpreted the red area as huge swaying boobs.
Anonymous No.541898717 >>541899030
I love my sister's huge tits.
Anonymous No.541898852 >>541937107 >>542072286
>>541880206
That link is outdated tho. Here's the current /one/ paste:
https://pastebin.com/tGArf88M
Anonymous No.541899030
>>541898717
I love your sister's huge tits too.
Anonymous No.541899749
Anonymous No.541901209 >>541901354 >>541909495
>>541897653
manifest a secret older sister your parents gave up for adoption
>son, there is something we have to tell you...
Anonymous No.541901354 >>541901956
>>541901209
I'd rather not. A younger sister, however...
Anonymous No.541901954
"You want some Andy?"
Anonymous No.541901956 >>541902913 >>541903308 >>541909495
>>541901354
>son... that girl neighbor you had a crush on, the one that gave you your first kiss? that was your half sister. i cheated on your mom.
Anonymous No.541902760
https://x.com/kero_coffin/status/1975914345084391524
Anonymous No.541902907
>>541897515
>There is no way Julia is not giving you at least 4 children.
Leglock like a vice grip
Anonymous No.541902913
>>541901956
Based french.
Anonymous No.541903037 >>541903589
Not gonna lie, I'm starting to be worried about the next chapter. Decay was so good, it's gonna be a tough act to follow, especially with a big wait.
Anonymous No.541903308
>>541901956
huh
Anonymous No.541903589 >>541910101
>>541903037
Cmon everyone talked about how Decay is gonna be boring shit before Ep3 release but it turned out to be a Delphic kino
Anonymous No.541903598 >>541904225 >>541925957
>reading Julia's letter
Anonymous No.541904225
>>541903598
>"meh"
>tosses it away
Anonymous No.541904298 >>541904537 >>541905907
>Let's cuddle together and read the bible!
Anonymous No.541904537
>>541904298
Do people actually read the Bible for leisure? It seems really boring
Anonymous No.541904757 >>541904925
Cousins are legal anons
Just find a cute one as a younger sister
Anonymous No.541904925 >>541905052 >>541906465 >>541906937 >>541915419
>>541904757
>become gay
>find gay person to partner
>force sister title on them
>profit
Anonymous No.541905052 >>541905123
>>541904925
but thats gay
Anonymous No.541905123
>>541905052
True. You're very right. Hmm. Back to the drawing board.
Anonymous No.541905907
>>541904298
We'd never make it out of Gensis before we started sloppy kissing
Anonymous No.541906465
>>541904925
You immediately made it gay
You are gay
THATS GAAAAAY
Anonymous No.541906937
>>541904925
How about

>remain normal
>find girl to partner
>force sister title on them
>profit
Anonymous No.541907281
>>541871490
what in the bootleg steam deck is that?
also, nice thinkpad
Anonymous No.541908145
>>541879996
KY reporting in
Anonymous No.541908667
>>541879996
>least White parts of the country
Anonymous No.541909495 >>541910647 >>541923573
>>541901209
In my case that's literally impossible
>>541901956
I've never had a first kiss
Anonymous No.541910101
>>541903589
True, you have a good point.
Anonymous No.541910647 >>541923027
>>541909495
>that's literally impossible
That's a command
Anonymous No.541914178 >>541914483 >>541920643
Rabbit and wolf
https://x.com/beaureguarden/status/1975682555077914851
Anonymous No.541914483 >>541918647
>>541914178
Anonymous No.541915419 >>541918070
>>541904925
What kind of backward ass looney tune logic is that?
Anonymous No.541918070
>>541915419
Anonymous No.541918647 >>541918853 >>541920643
>>541914483
What?
Anonymous No.541918853
>>541918647
IrreSIStible
Anonymous No.541920643
>>541914178
>>541918647
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
Werewolves of Coffin!
Anonymous No.541923027
>>541910647
My parents died
Anonymous No.541923573 >>541923659 >>541923698
>>541909495
Not even a first kiss huh? This might be very bad advice but I've heard of people just "finding" a hussy to get all the first out the way, so you don't over think about ask the first stuff.
Anonymous No.541923659 >>541924497
>>541923573
sisterless post
Anonymous No.541923698 >>541924497
>>541923573
sisterless life
Anonymous No.541924497 >>541924587
>>541923659
>>541923698
Yeah, yeah yeah. I said it was bad advice, didn't I?
Anonymous No.541924587
>>541924497
You put it out there anyway. Repent to Nemlei, kiss your sister.
Anonymous No.541925720 >>541933302 >>541937192
hagmod tommorow btw who's excited
the announcement art is so anti-kino btw lol why is it so serious
Anonymous No.541925902 >>541925957
why are you advertising slop here?
Anonymous No.541925957 >>541927119
>>541903598
I hope her letter was written largely for her own sake and not because she thought Andrew would actually give a shit. It's actually impressive how little he cared about her. Don't get me wrong, obviously she was a copemaxxing cop-out to distract himself from Ashley, but it's hard to wrap my head around that very specific and targeted form of apathy.
>>541925902
Why are you acknowledging him?
Anonymous No.541926817
541925720
nobody cares about your trash mod
Anonymous No.541926979 >>541927051
Anonymous No.541927051 >>541927910
>>541926979
canon tardrew
Anonymous No.541927119 >>541927707 >>541928947
>>541925957
His reaction to Julia and the letter truly cemented it for me that he is cold and calculated. Wanting to use her for a place, trapping with kids. The plans were all going through his head. Nothing on a feelings level. Just pure logical calculations for scenarios.

Are people who "care" for people like this "bad"? He was willing to put on the act of making her happy but it wasn't "real. Is it ever really real though?
Anonymous No.541927707
>>541927119
I can understand it, to a degree anyway. Before my sister moved in the first time I had a girlfriend who I didn't necessarily "love" but mostly just kind of tolerated and I entertained the idea of just marrying her because I was approaching my 30's and the thought of dating again was pure rope-fuel. It's not like I treated her badly I just didn't have an irrational, unconditional affection for her.
Anonymous No.541927910
>>541927051
He caught hussy AIDS
Anonymous No.541928036 >>541928146 >>541928303 >>541928980 >>541933134
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, AN UPDATE!
Anonymous No.541928146
>>541928036
>12 hours ago
Nice try, but I would've already heard about it
Anonymous No.541928303
>>541928036
Anonymous No.541928341 >>541929618 >>541929874
Hold on, what is this
Anonymous No.541928947
>>541927119
I can't help but think this way in everything I do. I've fully accepted that if I ever get married and have a family i probably won't be attracted to them in anyway or enjoy being around them.
Anonymous No.541928980
>>541928036
Confirmed, legit changes. I wonder if the 13th, will be the day things get triggered online.

2 year anniversary. Maybe just a trailer update. I'm not getting my hopes up.
Anonymous No.541929618
>>541928341
>Al-shley and Al-drew
Anonymous No.541929651
HACKLEI

YOU USED THE OUTDATED VERSION OF THE MENU BACKGROUND

THE CLEAVER HOLE IS IN THE WRONG PLACE
Anonymous No.541929874
>>541928341
Ah, Nemlei is translating it into the national language of modern Finland.
Anonymous No.541930703
Anonymous No.541930954 >>541931067 >>541931351
Would Andrew still love Ashley if she got a mastectomy
Anonymous No.541931037
>>541880392
Holy shit I saw that a couple hours ago in my /calg/ folder and was thinking of posting it. All /calg/gers really are connected spiritually.
Anonymous No.541931067
>>541930954
I wouldn't
Anonymous No.541931351 >>541931424
>>541930954
Ashley is not a bridge jumper or mentally ill, but I repeat myself.
Anonymous No.541931424 >>541931594
>>541931351
Right, she's a window jumper
Anonymous No.541931594 >>541932119
>>541931424
Well, she's not the suicidal one.
Anonymous No.541931624
>>541884390
Ahriman's fault.
Anonymous No.541932119 >>541932203
>>541931594
She literally killed herself. That is the definition of suicidal
Anonymous No.541932203
>>541932119
Here, a reply. Happy?
Anonymous No.541933134
>>541928036
I'm going to kill you.
Anonymous No.541933302
>>541925720
Nobody cares. Also you’re brown.
Anonymous No.541935796
Anonymous No.541937107 >>541942334
>>541880206
>Universal Line
>TriumphantGeorge Compendium
Dude I search these on Google and find nothing.
>>541898852
THIS ONE DOESN'T WORK EITHER RAAA
Anonymous No.541937192 >>541937825
>>541925720
Fuck your keylogger mod. Speaking of keyloggers in these coming days, use Windows 10's EOL as an opportunity to get the fuck away from Windows for good lmao
Anonymous No.541937637
After a certain point I have to wonder if it's the shitposter replying to himself due to a complete lack of organic responses.
Anonymous No.541937825 >>541938283 >>541938357
>>541937192
I'm already on windows 11 THOUGH
Anonymous No.541938190 >>541938494 >>541938495 >>541938667 >>541946060
Confess your sins anons
https://files.catbox.moe/nstghy.jpg
Anonymous No.541938283
>>541937825
>he locked his PC hardware to his microsoft account
Anonymous No.541938357
>>541937825
Windows 11 is so bad I don't even want to call it NiggerOS because that would be an insult to the great upstanding niggers who don't use Windows 11. As this is a Finnish game, it's only right that we use a Finnish operating system...
Anonymous No.541938494
>>541938190
Stop fetishizing nuns.
Anonymous No.541938495 >>541938654
>>541938190
My sin is that I prefer the "sfw" version.
Anonymous No.541938654
>>541938495
sfw always makes me hornier than actual nudity
Anonymous No.541938667 >>541938832
>>541938190
I make porn of Ashley on /trash/
I'm sorry
Anonymous No.541938832 >>541940561
>>541938667
Is it any good?
Anonymous No.541940561 >>541940893
>>541938832
I like it. But before you ask, I'm not posting it or what it is because it really is /trash/ shit that belongs there
Anonymous No.541940893
>>541940561
Such a tease anon. It's okay though I dont mind people who play hard to get.
Anonymous No.541941360
i use microsoft windows 8.1 pro because i can. it runs coffin just fine, and is therefore good enough for me.
Anonymous No.541941675 >>541942352
oh, and linuxoids tongue my anus.
Anonymous No.541941898
Anonymous No.541942334 >>541942705 >>541943154 >>542000951
>>541937107
>THIS ONE DOESN'T WORK EITHER RAAA
It doesn't? I can access just fine. Anyway, you won't find those on google lol. Here's the mega: https://mega(DOTgoeshere)nz/folder/IixwWTzT#HBymysDZ3kh1qK9EBMscMQ
Anonymous No.541942352
>>541941675
Alhamd'ashli on the day of the toilet you will be flushed.
Anonymous No.541942705
>>541942334
'preciate the dolphin porn, but was the ransomware necessary?
Anonymous No.541943154 >>541943309
>>541942334
'preciate the ransomware, but was the dolphin porn necessary?
Anonymous No.541943309
>>541943154
Hmmm, ok, fair. Had another idea. Here's the txt from the pastebin, uploaded just for (You): https://files.catbox.moe/pe2cs1.txt

Enjoy it.
Anonymous No.541943321 >>541943896 >>541943930
Ages characters lost their virginity
>Ashley
20
>Andrew
~18
>Julia
~16
>Renee
15 at most

Ashley only one who kept her legs closed until she wasn’t a teenager
Anonymous No.541943896
>>541943321
We don't actually know when Andrew/Julia did the thing. I presumed it started in the year-long "breakup" between the siblings myself, because we know he started actually going crazy for Ashley and went to visit Julia to use her as stress relief. Julia as a good religious girl combined with Andrew's general disinterest in her, I have a hard time believing he started fucking her right after they started dating or else Ashley would have gone fucking mental.
Anonymous No.541943913
Woah, sick! Magic is real after all! Looking foward to summoning a demon in the realm in between in lucid dreaming.
Anonymous No.541943930 >>541946376
>>541943321
Julia lost it at 11 after selling her body for a night to fund Jane's crack addiction.
Anonymous No.541946060 >>541946960
>>541938190
Idk if it's really a sin, but I pretty much only jerk off to little sisters anymore. Sometimes it's incest, but even if it's something like boobs or feet or whatever, I'll seek out imouto characters or imouto captions. It's basically "[blank] BORING vs [blank, imouto] WOW"
Anonymous No.541946376
>>541943930
It’s not nice to spread rumors Ashley
Anonymous No.541946960 >>541947121 >>541947304
>>541946060
You better not have a real sister, anon.
Anonymous No.541947121 >>541949532 >>541949970
>>541946960
Right?
Anonymous No.541947304 >>541949532
>>541946960
I do
Anonymous No.541949019 >>541949869 >>541986520
How would you get Andrew to open up to you if you were his childhood friend?
Anonymous No.541949532 >>541949970
>>541947304
Then see >>541947121. For shame.
Anonymous No.541949869 >>541950768
>>541949019
With my present knowledge of his psyche that I couldn't possibly have were I born in his world or not?
Anonymous No.541949970 >>541950763
>>541947121
>>541949532
I'd have sex with her if she'd let me
Anonymous No.541950763 >>541951173
>>541949970
how do you know she wouldn't let you anon
Anonymous No.541950768 >>541951086 >>541951848
>>541949869
>With my present knowledge of his psyche that I couldn't possibly have were I born in his world or not?
Your choice man.
Anonymous No.541951086 >>541951160 >>542001058
>>541950768
Not him but if I met either sibling and knew what they'd been up to I would just shoot them. It's safer that way, plus they deserve it.
Anonymous No.541951160 >>541951425
>>541951086
Fuck off, Nemlei.
Anonymous No.541951173
>>541950763
I know my sister
Anonymous No.541951425 >>541951597
>>541951160
Alright, I won't finish the game if that's what you really want.
Anonymous No.541951597
>>541951425
Perfect.
Anonymous No.541951848
>>541950768
Obviously I'd press him on the subject of having an overbearing sister while sympathizing with his frustration. Wouldn't directly touch the subject of incest unless I got to the point where I could be confident that it's something he'd be willing to confide to me.
Anonymous No.541951980 >>541952635 >>541953003
ANDY YOU COCK-BRAINED IDIOT! YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE APERTURE TO THE PORTAL BETWEEN DIMENSIONS AND ITS SUCKING ME IN! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.541952635
>>541951980
Anonymous No.541953003
>>541951980
I wish I had the image of Leyley getting sucked into a black hole
Anonymous No.541957469
Anonymous No.541960734
For Coffinkeks, this is what an alive thread and alive general looks like
Anonymous No.541960763
>>541867987
Both of these suck ass
Anonymous No.541960961
>>541867987
The top makes me flaccid.
The bottom gives me premature ejaculation while she watches in confusion at first until she realizes what's happening.
Anonymous No.541960978 >>541962263
>>541867987
>next game
nigga we'll all be DEAD by the time Burial part 2 releases let alone another game.
Anonymous No.541961028
>>541878021
Kancho surprise attack into smoke bomb escape
Anonymous No.541961384 >>541961576 >>541961613 >>541961779
>>541880737
You can literally go out right now and stab Nem-chan to death, but you can't magically usurp her?
I get that you posit these ideas to plant the seed of doubt in his head so he won't try to use magic for nefarious means but you can't disprove reality. Anything and everything is possible. Hell, one of the lowest level uses of magic is killing people through the usage of thoughtforms. Cosimano writes about this.
>>541880130
Malicious entities and the world govt. can easily be rebuffed.
Anonymous No.541961576 >>541961748
>>541961384
Please stop being retarded.
Anonymous No.541961613
>>541961384
Please stop being correct.
Anonymous No.541961748 >>541961830
>>541961576
Neophyte ahh blud does a few workings and immediately jumps to conclusions about what is or isn't possible
Once you access the Akashic Records you might learn a thing or two about reality
Anonymous No.541961779
>>541961384
Please stop being.
Anonymous No.541961830 >>541962038
>>541961748
Speak english, not ebonics.
Anonymous No.541962038 >>541962339
>>541961830
Notice the focus on language over the substance of the argument
This is gayer than pretending to be enlightened after doing psychedelics
hell, even those reddit psychonaut types have a more informed perspective on reality than you LOL
Anonymous No.541962263
>>541960978
There is no 4B!
Anonymous No.541962339 >>541962932
>>541962038
You need to speak english with a cohesive sentence to get a response. A random string of words isn't even worth acknowledging. Pretending they mean something makes you worth less than the original poster who was obviously shitposting.
Anonymous No.541962932 >>541962979
>>541962339
>with a cohesive sentence
me, speaking with "a coherent sentence" and not my vocal cords:
Anonymous No.541962979 >>541963490
>>541962932
(You)
Anonymous No.541963092 >>541963256 >>541963325 >>541963862 >>541976034
Jerkin off
Anonymous No.541963256
>>541963092
Can you imagine how lovesick and horny one would have to be to peep on their own little sister? Andrew is one sick bastard..
Anonymous No.541963325 >>541963589 >>541963862 >>541963893 >>541964120
>>541963092
why is there a clothing rack in their bathroom?
Anonymous No.541963490
>>541962979
it's funny how you bitch about other people being incoherent when you're one to totally mince words
"with a" implies the utilization of something to accomplish something else
"you need to bash him with a hammer to crack his skull open"
therefore, to tell someone to "speak english with a cohesive sentence" you're asking someone to utilize a cohesive sentence to speak english
of course, that's impossible, because cohesive sentences aren't real physical things; a "cohesive sentence" is an idea invented by humans to make sense of various series of glyphs and/or sound waves arranged in certain fashions
humans speak by utilizing their vocal cords, not by utilizing the phantasmal idea of a "cohesive sentence"
Anonymous No.541963589 >>541964120
>>541963325
Holy shit, yeah. Is that how houses in Finland are?
Anonymous No.541963610
i'm happy for you
or sorry that happened
Anonymous No.541963862
>>541963092
Andrew is a lewd bastard. Sees his sister's bare shoulders and gets so horny he needs to coom.

>>541963325
Now that I look at their bathroom layout they only had a washer I think so they might have had to hang their laundry up to dry?
Anonymous No.541963893 >>541964154 >>541965768
>>541963325
This will be a foreign concept to Ameribros but Europeans who're poorfags keep a clothes horse in the bath when nobody is using it to conserve what little space they have and so if they're dripping wet it doesn't soak the carpets or ruin the wood, just like how Europeans generally don't use a dishwasher and wash dishes and cutlery by hand.
>t. Europoor
Anonymous No.541964120 >>541964193 >>541965768
>>541963325
>>541963589
That isn't normal to Anglos?
Anonymous No.541964154 >>541964391
>>541963893
in america, poor and live in a studio apartment with 4 other people and we don't do this
Anonymous No.541964193
>>541964120
English do it too, it's just Americans that don't.
Anonymous No.541964314 >>541964463
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE
Anonymous No.541964391 >>541964807
>>541964154
Are those 4 people your sisters?
Anonymous No.541964463
>>541964314
Sorry, wrong board lmao
Anonymous No.541964807 >>541964901
>>541964391
One of them is
Anonymous No.541964901
>>541964807
I really hope you mean you're still in your family unit with your parents.
God help you if you are living in THE NTR scenario.
Anonymous No.541965567 >>541965882
Oh wow DisabledFetus finally drew Ashley having sex with Andrew (instead of a Peter Griffin fakeout)
Anonymous No.541965768 >>541965854 >>541968954 >>541986402
>>541963893
>>541964120
In America we use dryers. I've heard Euros say that apparently that isn't a common thing. I think that most of the world uses washing machines then hangs them to try. But here, every apartment comes with washers and dryers (private or communal)
Anonymous No.541965854
>>541965768
I have a dryer but I only use it if I need my clothes dry in half an hour
Anonymous No.541965882 >>541978196
>>541965567
I don't care what that retard does. His work is hideous and his taste irredeemable.
Why are you even concerned with that they put out unless you are trying to ragebait yourself for masochistic reasons or you enjoy their obsessively bad taste?
Anonymous No.541968954
>>541965768
I'm American and I usually use a clothesline. It does about as good of a job and it's free. I also don't have a dishwasher either but I actually miss that.
Anonymous No.541970925 >>541971101 >>541971506
October 13 predictions?
Anonymous No.541971101
>>541970925
Nothing.
Anonymous No.541971506
>>541970925
Nothing. November 1st maybe.
Anonymous No.541974646 >>542001350
Anonymous No.541975893 >>541976807
Douglas graves casual outfit...
Anonymous No.541976034 >>541976301 >>541979643
>>541963092
Considering where the bathroom is located in the family apartment how did nobody ever catch him?
Anonymous No.541976301
>>541976034
This was during quarantine
Anonymous No.541976807 >>541980064
>>541975893
Douglas and Renee have been wearing the same clothes for years (Doug even wears his suit to bed).
Anonymous No.541978096
https://x.com/shalulia/status/1975858000758718664
Anonymous No.541978196
>>541965882
Not even worth responding. Just filter. Works on 100% of haggots.
Anonymous No.541979643
>>541976034
Parents both working.
Anonymous No.541980064 >>541980552
>>541976807
The suit stays on during sex
Anonymous No.541980552
>>541980064
>boss x personal secretary ERP

Okay that's pretty based.
Anonymous No.541983013
Anonymous No.541983031 >>541984165
What is this bunnycleaver shit about
Anonymous No.541984165 >>541984423
>>541983031
That's how they call AndrewxLeyley art now
Anonymous No.541984423
>>541984165
It's what fags call it. To me it's just what happened in Andrew's dream sequence.
Anonymous No.541985119
>>541869690
in the end, andrew will always be the little andy he was for ashley...
Anonymous No.541985764 >>541992337
>>541894741
>I just want to cum and be done with it
Recently I have been thinking about this concept so seeing it here is pertinent.

As far as I've pieced out possibly the most effective female strategy from a child investment perspective which is basically about getting a guy to actually stick around and support her is to fuck her own brother and squeeze out at least one of his babies.
That 75% relatedness is a fucking anchor he can't resist or it actually harms his genetic self interest.
Anonymous No.541986012 >>541986815 >>541989543
>Ashley thinks her brother is a picky eater
>meanwhile Andrew is fine with cold gas station canned beans or whatever
Damn, she must really be a terrible cook.
Anonymous No.541986402 >>541986815 >>541987605 >>542002280
>>541965768
Ashley called the dryer in mom's basement "living it up" so it's a luxury in Coffinland. Oh yeah I looked at dishwashers recently, they're like 300 euro but they feel so pointless to me as a European. I mean just... wash the plate after you're done eating? Raise your kids to do the same? You can spare 30 seconds.
Anonymous No.541986520
>>541949019
RAPE
Anonymous No.541986815
>>541986402
Dishwashers are vastly more efficient in energy and water than hand washing is in water alone. You just need to make sure you fill it up before you run it.

>>541986012
>Andrew thinks Ashley hates gifts and gestures because of her sour grapes over not getting birthday parties
>the time he gave her a fucking muffin is one of her most cherished memories

They're both terrible at telling what the other is thinking.
Anonymous No.541987605 >>541989136
>>541986402
Dryers are decadent, but washing dishes by yourself is pointless. It takes too much time and a dishwasher can do it better in every way.
Anonymous No.541989136 >>541993636
>>541987605
>Dryers are decadent
depends on your climate, and the time of year.
they're effective to finish off slightly damp clothes and when the weather is too wet nothing will dry on the line anyway
Anonymous No.541989543 >>541989659
>>541986012
>says she hates picky eaters
>complains about gas station food
just another ashley projection
Anonymous No.541989659 >>541990765
>>541989543
Bitch doesn't even swallow!
Anonymous No.541990765
>>541989659
SnSley probably doesn't suck at all.
Anonymous No.541991498 >>541992474
Anonymous No.541992337 >>542018081
>>541985764
That only works if you have deep spiritual ties to the concept of your own genetics and lineage. The OOCdrew poster is a high time preference transient. The best way to get a guy to stick around after putting a baby in you is to be a woman worth sticking around for, and have some goddamn standards for yourself and don't go for someone for the sole reason they make your heart race and panties wet. Yes, that includes brothers if your brother is a spiritual (and possibly literal) Lawry's Seasoning Chef.
Anonymous No.541992474 >>541992576
>>541991498
Horribly OOC
Anonymous No.541992514 >>541992589
god I fucking wish Ivy would peg me for being a commoner
Anonymous No.541992576
>>541992474
Anonymous No.541992589 >>541992762
>>541992514
>Anon, why do you keep going to the bathroom to wash your face
>To ensure your throne is immaculate, my queen.
Anonymous No.541992762 >>541993219
>>541992589
I need to remember that one
Anonymous No.541993219
>>541992762
It's a bad pickup line, but it's REALLY good for sexual harassment.
Anonymous No.541993636 >>541994607
>>541989136
washing bedsheets in winter...
Anonymous No.541994607 >>541997779
>>541993636
Wetting bedsheets in winter...
Anonymous No.541995026 >>541995358
Why was Andrew studying the Haitian Revolution when he was 9?
Anonymous No.541995358
>>541995026
Fins be keepin a broda down
Anonymous No.541997012
>>541795440
They are both furious. Partially because they hate being separated from each other for even a short amount of time and partially because it's their mom saying this who just tried to get them killed
Anonymous No.541997450
>>541817074
Douglas?
Anonymous No.541997551
>>541795440
Pissed that she was going to kick them out even though she knew they were legally dead. Also a little pissed that she didn't give a fuck about them almost starving to death and the insinuation that they maybe fucking (what Andrew's mad about).
Anonymous No.541997637
>>541866956
A proportionate amount
Anonymous No.541997779
>>541994607
HOLY FUCK I FORGOT THE RITUALPOST FUCK THANK YOU ANON
Anonymous No.541997941
>>541795440
You tell me.
Anonymous No.541998039
in soviet union: HUSSY ATTACKS YOU!!
Anonymous No.541999684 >>542001685
Anonymous No.542000951 >>542067669
>>541942334
>you won't find those on google lol
Why? Is this stuff really that deep and secret? Am I about to find the most arcane esoteric wisdom from a Finnish incest forum?
Anonymous No.542001058
>>541951086
Fag
Anonymous No.542001350
>>541974646
This nigga needs to play the game some time
Anonymous No.542001685
>>541999684
Leyley is such a baby, Ashley (episode 1) would've shot him.
Anonymous No.542002280
>>541986402
>I mean just... wash the plate after you're done eating? Raise your kids to do the same? You can spare 30 seconds.
Dryers are for clothes, not dishes. Dishes go in the dishwasher
Anonymous No.542002559
Nemlei is delaying Episode 4 to redraw every dyson cg
Anonymous No.542003556 >>542003654
Anonymous No.542003654
>>542003556
More like rape morning! SLUT!
Anonymous No.542004629 >>542004903
>"Andy and Leyley is a love story"
>doesn't make love to him in the Andy route
Wow, what a bitch.
Anonymous No.542004661 >>542004918
https://x.com/MylesS31139/status/1976058945618735259
Anonymous No.542004903 >>542005052
>>542004629
>love making
That's gay. A love story should end at hand holding.
Anonymous No.542004918 >>542005345 >>542005630 >>542010592
>>542004661
Andrew is not that god damn manly lmao
Anonymous No.542005052 >>542005339
>>542004903
But Anon, that's how babies are made!
Anonymous No.542005339
>>542005052
GAY babies maybe
Anonymous No.542005345
>>542004918
He is in her eyes
Anonymous No.542005630
>>542004918
Oh really? How many girls did you get by being their brother?
Anonymous No.542006790
Anonymous No.542008559 >>542008848
sexual intercourse between siblings
Anonymous No.542008848 >>542010784
>>542008559
That's disgusting.
Anonymous No.542009265
Non-sexual intercourse between siblings
Anonymous No.542009843 >>542010397
sexual intercourse between non-siblings
Anonymous No.542010397 >>542010784
>>542009843
Anonymous No.542010592
>>542004918
Anonymous No.542010784 >>542011401
>>542008848
>>542010397
Her choker is so fucking stupid. Just a ring attached with a little string to her neck. Stupid
Anonymous No.542011401 >>542011523 >>542011593 >>542013701
>>542010784
wearing chokers is how women signal they're trashy whores
Anonymous No.542011523
>>542011401
I take back what I said, then. I love trashy whores
Anonymous No.542011593 >>542012428 >>542012449 >>542029648
>>542011401
If the game is taking place in the 90s, then it's actually more specific than that. Chokers hadn't really left the BDSM scene at that point yet.
Anonymous No.542012428
>>542011593
Slutley
Anonymous No.542012449 >>542058912
>>542011593
>Chokers hadn't really left the BDSM scene at that point yet
What are you talking about? Chokers are just a type of necklace and have been fashionable for centuries. Ashley's choker even has a cute ring hanging off a thread/chain, so it's not even trashy.
Anonymous No.542012594 >>542016454
>So Ashley, have you thought any more about hanging out?
>Yeah, uh, no, sorry. Still giving it some thought.
>Giving it some thought?
>Yeah.
>You know what, don't bother. It seems I've upset you so...offer's off the table.
>You upset me? How'd you upset me?
>You tell me.
>This is getting a little weird, Julia.
>You wanna know what's "weird"? It's "weird" to offer a friendship to a girl and in return have old-man insults thrown at you and death threats sent to your voicemail. That's weird.
>Are you listening to yourself? I don't know what you're into these days, Julia, but uh...old-man insults and death threats? You sound unhinged.
>Ashley, I'm sorry you're in pain.
>...Ha. You're sorry? You fuck my brother, and you say you're sorry. Let me tell you something, the invite - it didn't upset me, it amused me. Woo, a nice friendship with the illustrious Julia. A chance to play at the palace. Little old me?
>I was trying--
>You have no idea what's going on. You're a teensy-tiny little girl in a teensy-weensy little bubble.
>Oh, Ashley...
>Oh, don't you fucking "Oh Ashley" me! You look down on me? You pity me?! Walk away, that's right Julia. You know why I don't want your friendship? Because it's too SMALL! I don't care about it! It's nothing to me! It's a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can't even imagine, you can't conceive of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you!! I'm like a god in human clothing! LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS!
Anonymous No.542013701
>>542011401
>"Remember son, if she chokes, she pokes."
Anonymous No.542014519
Andrew looks so fucking cool here
Anonymous No.542014841 >>542015031 >>542015337 >>542017045 >>542018219 >>542059130
Surprise Watasi update
https://x.com/watasi_tokimi/status/1976156549606408662
Apparently they won the lawsuit but. Got a copyright injunction anyways?

Basically Watasi ‘won’ but at the cost of they can never draw or interact with TCOAL ever again.
Anonymous No.542015031
>>542014841
lmao get fucked nerd, you're lucky kit9 didn't take you for all you're worth(which is nothing)
Anonymous No.542015337 >>542016182
>>542014841
"Winning" in her situation means not having to pay 70 million Koreabucks in damages to Kit9. The court must have ruled that the due damages were difficult to quantify, but that she is nevertheless a psycho harmful to his intellectual property.
Anonymous No.542016182 >>542017113 >>542017541 >>542018087
>>542015337
I wouldn't care much either way, but the present outcome is fairly proportionate IMO. I don't think she deserved to have her life destroyed, so the process and the resulting stress feels like enough of a punishment. Ideally she'd still pay a couple of thousand bucks worth of money purely for the review bombing she tacitly encouraged among her discord fans, which was by far her worst sin in the entire affair, but not more than that.
Anonymous No.542016454
>>542012594
Hussy Hamlin
Anonymous No.542017045
>>542014841
You guys remember when her shills raided the thread saying this would kill Coffin? Turns out nobody needs 5th columnists after all. Who would've though?
Fuck Watasi, Coffin never needed her. Coffin prevails
Anonymous No.542017113
>>542016182
>I don't think she deserved to have her life destroyed
welcome to korean reality
Anonymous No.542017513 >>542030863
>>541869606
Wait, is this actual Mutsuki art where did you come by it I need more?
Anonymous No.542017541 >>542018317
>>542016182
>I don't think she deserved to have her life destroyed
When you sue, you're meant to make big demands so that you appear negotiable when you inevitably dial them down. Plus there's the possibility of getting more than you've (intended to) bargained for via an unexpected concession by the defendant.
>Ideally she'd still pay a couple of thousand bucks worth of money purely for the review bombing she tacitly encouraged
God, I hope Kit9 goes after the subreddit for DIRECTLY encouraging this. The mods encouraged reviewbombing AFTER Watasi admitted her suicide attempt was a hoax. And now the subreddit moderators, who also happen to be the developers of that fucking hagmod, are fucking up the game's reputation by using the game's largest fan community as a trojan horse to shill their retarded and irrelevant fetish. Reminder that they didn't even sticky the fucking 3A release poll to the subreddit because the jannies' own fanfiction was deemed more important. Kit9, if you're reading this, please sue those fuckers already.
Anonymous No.542018081
>>541992337
If it reinforces genetically then whether those engaging in it are consciously aware of their relative circumstances is irrelevant. It's a reproductive strategy that perpetuates genes under potentially hostile circumstances where there's some benefit to both parents contributing to the raising of the child.
outbreeding would be the opposite since there's almost no incentive not to sit around of course this extends more out to the level where we need to look at actual homogeneity and variance
Anonymous No.542018087 >>542018397
>>542016182
>I don't think she deserved to have her life destroyed
I do! Stupid bitch shouldn't have picked a fight! Maybe now she'll understand that fanartists are never greater than the game they draw for
Anonymous No.542018219
>>542014841
Shame, she drew great porn
Anonymous No.542018317 >>542018838
>>542017541
>you're meant to make big demands so that you appear negotiable when you inevitably dial them down
Wouldn't it make you look more reasonable if you start with reasonable demands instead of something retarded?
Anonymous No.542018397 >>542018572
>>542018087
I didn't care much about fanart or even the fact she's a batshit insane feminist but merchandise was far too far and kit9 had every right to NUKE HER.
Anonymous No.542018572 >>542037579
>>542018397
>Batshit insane feminist

That's just default for korean women using X
Anonymous No.542018838 >>542019693
>>542018317
No, because then you'll have nothing left to concede. Once the other party starts making concessions of their own while your demands haven't changed at all, they'll look humble and reasonable while you'll look like a stuck up bitch who's suing in bad faith.
Anonymous No.542019693
>>542018838
Consneed!
Anonymous No.542020689 >>542021002
>>542020474
I don't think that's on topic !
Anonymous No.542021002 >>542031720 >>542075395
>>542020689
You already reported me once already. Couple days ago and I got 3 day banned. We got into it brief kys post. Cause you got triggered by some artwork creator making black versions. Rat.

Anyways I won't say it directly but today is the day. You know what time it is. Pic related.
Anonymous No.542022410 >>542022810
>mfw I am forced to masturbate to my sister again
Life is sooooooo hard
Anonymous No.542022810
>>542022410
Teendrew has a negative canthal tilt and an asymmetrical jawline. Julia was settling.
Anonymous No.542025348 >>542025558 >>542026984
we have been hitting page 8-9 WAY too often
Anonymous No.542025558 >>542025716
>>542025348
That ain't my fuckin prollem, cuh
Anonymous No.542025716 >>542027558 >>542028056
>>542025558
Stop speaking like a food stamps recipient or I will smack you upside the head!
Anonymous No.542026018
page 8-9 is the natural state of /calg/
Anonymous No.542026073 >>542036131
Anonymous No.542026984
>>542025348
Everyone's playing hagmod
Anonymous No.542027558 >>542027696
>>542025716
But mom, we ARE food stamps recipients.
Anonymous No.542027696
>>542027558
NO WE AREN'T! I don't accept handouts! Not including from your grandparents, because they suck and we deserve their money anyway.
Anonymous No.542028056 >>542028186
>>542025716
Bitch I wish the fuck you would! You don't know who you playin wit
Anonymous No.542028186 >>542028701
>>542028056
you know what? I changed my mind, you're too far gone
I can always pop out another kid, one that doesn't speak jungle!
Anonymous No.542028701 >>542029089
>>542028186
midget arm
Anonymous No.542029089
>>542028701
it's... just forced perspective.
Anonymous No.542029648
>>542011593
That's not fucking true at all
Anonymous No.542030863
>>542017513
Yoneda's twitter, probably. There's a bunch of stuff there that hasn't seen the light of day in ten years.
Anonymous No.542031720 >>542034267
>>542021002
>You already reported me once already.
blud's paranoid af. meds status?
Anonymous No.542031960 >>542031997 >>542033972
The graves have black hair despite being northern european.

They are greedy, yet intelligent enough to set up an insurance scam with both a soda company and the government so their children’s organs get harvested.

They can easily kill people, even as children.

They can easily summon demons on the first try, and on a serious time limit.

Hmm, where have I see people like this before?
Anonymous No.542031997
>>542031960
They're Irish.
Anonymous No.542033972 >>542045605
>>542031960
Jewshley should wear a Mitpahat, not a Kippah, get your jewish headcovers right.
Anonymous No.542034267 >>542036091
>>542031720
You think mods comb through dead game threads on a chance for action?

There's a chance, but I'm trying to believe they don't hate their life that much.
Anonymous No.542035836 >>542035932
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>>542035836
Delicious, how the fuck does someone who can draw such a nice tummy make an abomination like that *other* pile of shit?
Anonymous No.542036091 >>542045252 >>542059557 >>542059827
>>542034267
I'm proud to report that the language with the lowest rating of TCoAaL is Turkish.

Christian game. Christian world.
Anonymous No.542036131 >>542036638 >>542044318
>>542026073
must be an american artist. civilised people don't hug their toilet while vomiting.
Anonymous No.542036638
>>542036131
>Americans living in his head rent-free
must be German.
Anonymous No.542037579
>>542018572
Then they all need correction
Anonymous No.542038186 >>542038389 >>542038591
Imoutummy!
Anonymous No.542038389 >>542038530
>>542038186
Is she being whored out to a band of lesbians?
Anonymous No.542038530
>>542038389
No, her friends are just dressing her up
Anonymous No.542038591
>>542038186
What is this from?
And does it have gays in it?
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Thanks for clogging up the image limit, asshole
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>>542042701
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>>542036131
How else are you supposed to vomit into a toilet?
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Anonymous No.542044731 >>542045056 >>542046685
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Anonymous No.542045056
>>542044731
>Compra, vende y tradea cripto
I fucking KNEW it
Anonymous No.542045148 >>542050853
>>542044494
>...all what? There's nothing there.
Anonymous No.542045172
I don't mind the image dump, but you should spread out the times. We need the bumps. Thanks coffin enjoyer.
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Anonymous No.542045252
>>542036091
Armenianshley...
Anonymous No.542045412
Anonymous No.542045563
Stop with the image spam retard
Anonymous No.542045605
>>542033972
I know, but most people would not recognize the headcover for a jewish woman.

Ashley cant get Andrew’s kosher circumcised cock into her mouth, so she has to settle for some challah bread instead.
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Anonymous No.542046685
>>542044731
for all the times the haggots got called brown, the real browns were the ashleyfags all along
also, charge your fucking phone
Anonymous No.542046739
Anonymous No.542046872 >>542047029 >>542047110 >>542047131 >>542075629 >>542094583
where can I pirate this game?
Anonymous No.542046991
Anonymous No.542047029
>>542046872
On the computer
Anonymous No.542047110
>>542046872
Russian CS:GO forums

Also kill yourself
Anonymous No.542047131
>>542046872
on the high seas, matey
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Anonymous No.542048129 >>542048189
Yeaaaaaaaaah, I think I'm gonna flooz
Anonymous No.542048189
>>542048129
You're gonna kiss your sister and no one else!
Anonymous No.542048578 >>542048735 >>542049084 >>542055323
My sister is a coalburner. And is half-nigger. So….no.
Anonymous No.542048735
>>542048578
My sister is more of a propane girl
Anonymous No.542049084
>>542048578
>mixed race half-sibling

Basically NBR. Also, ew.
Anonymous No.542050640 >>542054229
Sibling fugging
https://x.com/MylesS31139/status/1976301178699776278
https://files.catbox.moe/zvs2n0.jpg
Anonymous No.542050853
>>542045148
>he says with a growing erection at the mere taunt and suggestion
Anonymous No.542051521 >>542053340
I want to fuck his twink ass
Anonymous No.542053340 >>542053543 >>542053675
>>542051521
Is his twink ass tight?
Anonymous No.542053543
>>542053340
Extremely loose. With just a bit of sweat he doesn't even feel anything going in.
Anonymous No.542053667 >>542053894
https://x.com/MylesS31139/status/1976348721467228340
Anonymous No.542053675
>>542053340
Yeah. He's never played with his bussy before
Anonymous No.542053894
>>542053667
Facial expressions don't really match the text. But a good scene nonetheless
Anonymous No.542054229
>>542050640
>Fat tits
>permanent :3 regardless of expression
Canon
>Jewelry
>Andrew not being a twig
Canon't.
Anonymous No.542055323
>>542048578
i remember you, did you ever take my advice and try and save her?
Anonymous No.542056329 >>542057483 >>542057601
My name is anon and I have a confession. I'm new to the series and have become fixated on leyley. I know she'll ruin my life if I was Andy but it's more interesting than the one I have now.
Anonymous No.542057483 >>542057601
>>542056329

I can fix her.

>No. No, I can't.
Anonymous No.542057601
>>542056329
>>542057483
Nothing wrong with Ashley appreciation
Anonymous No.542057903 >>542058373
Anonymous No.542058373
>>542057903
Art should not feature Andrew's feet so prominently
Anonymous No.542058912
>>542012449
No anon, he has to fetishize things and revise history to make Ashley (pbuh) into her part of his cheap hooker fetish.
Anonymous No.542059130
>>542014841
She could've been remembered as one of the greats. Now she will die of irrelevancy and be remembered as just another slut Kit9 made an example out of.
Anonymous No.542059557 >>542061438
>>542036091
>Christian game
Early 2000s Internet atheist-lei wouldn't be happy to hear her cannibal incest game where you make deals with demons is called that.
Anonymous No.542059827 >>542060232
>>542036091
Anonymous No.542060232 >>542076664
>>542059827
However
Anonymous No.542061438 >>542061678 >>542061804 >>542062337
>>542059557
It's not a demon. The Bible is very specific about the nature of demons being angels who defected to the Devil when he was expelled from Heaven. We've clearly seen that a human can become an entity. But that wouldn't make sense if entities were demons because a human can't ascend to become an angel.
Anonymous No.542061678
>>542061438
Either way, it's certainly not biblical. Nothing about the good book squares with humans becoming entities and their souls being consumed
Anonymous No.542061804
>>542061438
Demon.
Anonymous No.542061980
>TWO incest scenes
PEAK MOMMY MILKIES
Anonymous No.542062170 >>542062468
Do not be tempted. This too shall pass, although the anon above will himself never pass.
Anonymous No.542062241 >>542062341
Anonymous No.542062337
>>542061438
NTA, but we don't know the angel/demon system. Maybe theirs promotions to higher positions or depending on your choices in life when you die there's a chance for instant higher placements.

Or, NOTHINGNESS
Anonymous No.542062341 >>542075095
>>542062241
Ben 10 was my incest gateway drug
Anonymous No.542062468 >>542063116
>>542062170
Father the temptation is too strong. I... I MUST... IT NEEDS TO BE DONE I NEED TO RELEASE SLURS IN THEIR DIRECTION
Anonymous No.542063116 >>542063479
>>542062468
Do not respond, arguing with them only empowers them and implies that their ideas and fetishes are worth enough to require arguing against.
Anonymous No.542063368
LOVE LIES BLEEDING IN MY HANDS
OH, IT KILLS ME TO THINK ABOUT YOU WITH ANOTHER MAN
Anonymous No.542063479 >>542070148
>>542063116
>heavy breathing
Anonymous No.542065448
I need an image of the Ashley sprite but she looks like a detective
Anonymous No.542067669
>>542000951
Maybe.
Anonymous No.542070148
>>542063479
>heavy breeding
Anonymous No.542072286
>>541898852
Gir updated it again lol
https://pastebin.com/CE4Ru0HD
Anonymous No.542072467 >>542083368
I don't like fanart that shows Ashley getting pregnant immediately after the events of the story. I want her and Andrew to spend a few years with just each other, enjoying a life free of responsibilities. They can have kids when they're older, but not right away
Anonymous No.542075095
>>542062341
Same
Also helped i had a hot cousin growing up
Anonymous No.542075395
>>542021002
Lol based mods
Anonymous No.542075629
>>542046872
12 USD, mate.
Anonymous No.542076332 >>542076412
My GOAT...
Anonymous No.542076401
Do not respond. May the delphic spirit be with you.
Anonymous No.542076412
>>542076332
ai-tier animation
Anonymous No.542076664 >>542077326
>>542060232
>eat person
really, japan?
Anonymous No.542077170 >>542077807
wyd if you're sister cosplays Ashley?
Anonymous No.542077326
>>542076664
Is it wrong?
Anonymous No.542077591
>Incest
I can fix that.
Anonymous No.542077807 >>542078532
>>542077170
>wyd if you're
Anonymous No.542078532
>>542077807
MR. SQUIDWARD! What did I tell you about browsing that incest cannibal game forum while you're on shift?! GET BACK TO WORK!
Anonymous No.542080064 >>542080478 >>542081753
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>>542080064
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Anonymous No.542081139 >>542081272 >>542081756 >>542081836 >>542081925
This should surprise nobody, but haggots don't even like the game.
Anonymous No.542081272
>>542081139
I do NOT care about Reddit in any capacity, even if it's to make fun of them
Anonymous No.542081753
>>542080064
The face of pure evil.
Anonymous No.542081756
>>542081139
>Reading Leddit
Anonymous No.542081836
>>542081139
posting reddit screenshots should be a bannable offense on this site, no matter the context or reason
Anonymous No.542081925
>>542081139
>Andrew and Ashley together is gross but Andrew and Renee is good

lol
Anonymous No.542082216
>Reddit
Anonymous No.542082259
>handicappedfartist
Anonymous No.542082283 >>542082609 >>542102152
ABSOLUTE CINEMA
Anonymous No.542082609
>>542082283
I keep forgetting to do this because I put Julia on there by muscle memory every time
Anonymous No.542082925 >>542083423 >>542102329
imagine being this corny to the point of even tcoaal fans themselves getting sick of you
Anonymous No.542083368
>>542072467
Ashley canonically aborts anyway
Anonymous No.542083423 >>542085538
>>542082925
>good morning
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>>542083423
DO NOT THE SISTER, MADAR ONLY PLEASE SAAR
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Anonymous No.542088108 >>542088374 >>542088708 >>542088857 >>542090148 >>542093876 >>542095059 >>542122332
>sister is moving out with her boyfriend
You fucking bitch that's not what you said was gonna happen, you're always fucking fighting with him and coming to me to cry about how you are leaving him for real next time, god damn cunt whore I hate you go to hell fucking Jezebel
Anonymous No.542088209 >>542092670
Anonymous No.542088374
>>542088108
It's tough being a brothercel...
Anonymous No.542088708 >>542090137
>>542088108
Did you tell her that?
Anonymous No.542088857 >>542090137
>>542088108
>you're always fucking fighting with him and coming to me to cry about how you are leaving him for real next time
The clock is ticking, it's time to give her FUDD about him before it's too late! This can be done!
Anonymous No.542090137
>>542088708
No
>>542088857
She's too stressed and busy right now...
Anonymous No.542090148 >>542094182
>>542088108
Iktfb
My brother marries that stupid floozy next week
Anonymous No.542092670
>>542088209
Poor girl
Anonymous No.542093876
>>542088108
>always fucking fighting with him and coming to me to cry about how you are leaving him
If he's such an asshole then you need to ask her if this is what she really wants.
Anonymous No.542094182 >>542094513
>>542090148
Welcome back homoanon!
Anonymous No.542094513 >>542094642
>>542094182
>Welcome back
I never left
Anonymous No.542094583
>>542046872
1337x yw
Anonymous No.542094642 >>542095101
>>542094513
Are you a breedable twink? If you put on a skirt your brother right change his mind.
Anonymous No.542095059
>>542088108
Im afraid your sister is a hussy anon
Anonymous No.542095101 >>542095135
>>542094642
Nothing you say will change the fact that I'm not gay
Anonymous No.542095135
>>542095101
It's not gay to keep your brother loyal....
Anonymous No.542097080
Is the Renee mod any good? Been eyeing it since Episode 1 but got my fill when 3A came out.
Also, is there developer drama? I don't keep an eye on the fandom, I just know people copystrike a lot
Anonymous No.542097145
Anonymous No.542097259 >>542098684 >>542106482
Should I ask my sister what she wants for Christmas or try to appear cool by buying her a hoodie I think she'll want?
Anonymous No.542098363 >>542099902 >>542108041
Reminder: do not engage with bait or off-topic discussion. Hail Nemlei.
Anonymous No.542098684 >>542099118
>>542097259
>it's one or the other
anon, do you even love your sister?
Anonymous No.542099118 >>542104581
>>542098684
It IS one or the other because I can't surprise her with a gift if I ask her ahead of time
Anonymous No.542099902
>>542098363
These threads suck anyways.
Anonymous No.542099986
can i get an invite to discord
yes, i plan to do every terrible thing imaginable on there
Anonymous No.542101768 >>542101915
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>>542101768
Anonymous No.542102152 >>542102378 >>542105292
>>542082283
>sprites unhappy
>the only time one of the sprites was happy was in the Leyley wins end
Incest isn't the answer.
Anonymous No.542102329
>>542082925
Rock solid is just some autistic trad grifter without children. Shocking, I know.
Anonymous No.542102378 >>542102607
>>542102152
That's because we haven't got an Episode 4 end where they're both happy, you hussy
Anonymous No.542102607 >>542105292
>>542102378
This was in Andrew's psyche after LU bypassed 100 layers of cope. Not even subconsciously he sees himself and Ashley happy together, maybe in love but never happy.
Anonymous No.542104581 >>542109190
>>542099118
You don't have to give just one. Get the thing she asks for and let the hoodie be a surprise.
Anonymous No.542105292 >>542105835
>>542102152
>>542102607
I genuinely just think it's an oversight.
Anonymous No.542105319
>>542103006
Reply to the people talking about their imaginary siblings then
Anonymous No.542105835
>>542105292
Nemlei would never.
Anonymous No.542106225 >>542106403 >>542107620
Say what you will but Coffin is the only piece of modern media that doesn't promote racemixing.
Anonymous No.542106403
>>542106225
GoT also didn't, it just promoted healthy rape.
Anonymous No.542106482
>>542097259
getting the gift without asking is higher risk, higher reward if right
but as that anon said, buy both
Anonymous No.542107620 >>542123436
>>542106225
I would racemix with Julia
Anonymous No.542108041
>>542098363
All my niggas Delphic nigga heil Nemlei
Anonymous No.542108565 >>542108746 >>542108893 >>542110382
Julia eats waffles, Ashley eats pancakes.
Anonymous No.542108746
>>542108565
Andrew eats French toast?
Anonymous No.542108893
>>542108565
That can't be, pancakes are a post-Rebecca Sugar phenomenon.
Anonymous No.542109190 >>542109721
>>542104581
Unexpected gifts are panty melters. It tells her you're thinking about her outside of the obligatory windows. Every now and again I'll get my sister a bag of chippies or a "coffee" from starbucks and she always lights up.
Anonymous No.542109721 >>542109893 >>542110057
>>542109190
Aren't you that one anon who gives prostate checks to his sister
Anonymous No.542109893
>>542109721
Women don't have prostates. No, I cook spaghetti with my sister and cuddle while watching movies. Nothing sexual though because that's against state law.
Anonymous No.542110057 >>542110527
>>542109721
>Ashley, it's time for your prostate exam
>But I don't ha—
>And since we're on the run, I have to be the one to administer it. Are you ready?
>...
>Now just bend over...yep. This'll be over before you know it!
Anonymous No.542110382 >>542110636 >>542110637
>>542108565
Ashley is the poorfag with an unloving mother, she's far more likely to have grown up with shitty store-bought waffles and now she has an acquired taste for them.
Anonymous No.542110527 >>542112639
>>542110057
He needs to use his tongue for maximum accuracy
Anonymous No.542110636 >>542110715
>>542110382
I thought waffles were fancy shit and way more expensive. Hell, it's trivial to make pancakes yourself.
Anonymous No.542110637 >>542110718
>>542110382
We also know for a fact Ashley has zero standards.
Anonymous No.542110715
>>542110636
Fancy?? Here they're about as expensive as hamburger buns.
Anonymous No.542110718 >>542110826 >>542111389
>>542110637
Ashley lives in reality, she's a survivor. She doesn't have time for bells and whistles, food is just fuel for her awesome fat tits and seething brotherlust.
Anonymous No.542110826 >>542110845
>>542110718
Did you play the game?
Anonymous No.542110845
>>542110826
Yes, I'm being facetious. Mostly.
Anonymous No.542110858 >>542110913 >>542111504
Anonymous No.542110913
>>542110858
We love :3shley.
Anonymous No.542111389
>>542110718
She's a fucking princess
Anonymous No.542111504
>>542110858
That's adorable.
Anonymous No.542112639 >>542112934
>>542110527
Fun medical checkup fact: if you're trying to really make sure your sister's health is good, it's important to emphasize a diet high in both soluble and insoluble fiber, and conduct checkups following a *very* thorough shower. When checking "prostate" healthy it's important to emphasize short, slow thrusts at maximum depth to ensure you're properly testing her reflexes, if your sister is a real butts— a really healthy person, she'll feel a lot better afterward.
Anonymous No.542112934 >>542113035 >>542114642
>>542112639
Also put a lot of oils in her food so she gains a healthy amount of weight. Sisters need calories to survive!
Anonymous No.542113035 >>542113479 >>542114642
>>542112934
While I agree, in principle, with ensuring your sister is a healthy weight, the oil will interfere with health checkups in excess. It's a delicate balance between architectural soundness and readiness for impromptu health inspections.
Anonymous No.542113479 >>542113639
>>542113035
It's really better to just schedule checkups in advance. The amount of work to keep the equipment ready isn't worth the advantage of being able to do a comprehensive exam impromptu and building anticipation usually leads to more accurate results.
Anonymous No.542113639 >>542114279
>>542113479
>and building anticipation usually leads to more accurate results.
Also valid, but it's important to establish baseline health standards because sudden, sharp changes in diet could skew the results and make her unhappy. A reasonably healthy lifestyle followed by a pre-planned cleanse period of a day or two is ideal to prevent her eating a whole bag of oreos because she's having a carb crash. Or, you know, that's actually a good thing depending on your life goals.
Anonymous No.542114279
>>542113639
>establish baseline health standards because sudden, sharp changes in diet could skew the results and make her unhappy. A reasonably healthy lifestyle followed by a pre-planned cleanse period of a day or two is ideal

I misunderstood you then, in fact I agree completely with this advice. Having a healthy diet is easier than most people think and there's almost nothing it won't improve.
Anonymous No.542114642 >>542114829 >>542115990
>>542113035
>>542112934
My sister asked me if I was a feeder because she caught me staring intensely at the sandwiches she was eating
Anonymous No.542114829 >>542114869 >>542115016
>>542114642
your sister knows what a feeder is?
Anonymous No.542114869
>>542114829
Gen Z knows about a lot of fetishes we'd consider more obscure.
Anonymous No.542115016 >>542115182
>>542114829
Women are experts on abusive men (until they date them)
Anonymous No.542115182 >>542115257 >>542115585 >>542115804
>>542115016
>abusive
>hey sis how about I do all the cooking, you get 30-50 pounds fatter, and I'll love you forever and fuck you harder than my tax returns?
>k lol sounds good
Yeah, real abusive.
Anonymous No.542115257 >>542115483
>>542115182
Yeah except it's usually insidious and uncommunicated
Anonymous No.542115483
>>542115257
Well yeah it'd be abusive then because he's porking a retard who can't look in the mirror and go "damn I'm getting fat, I should be less fat." That said, tards need love too.
Anonymous No.542115585 >>542115619 >>542115740 >>542116291
>>542115182
more like
>hey sis you look like a skeleton (despite her being slightly overweight) i bought some more unhealthy food for you, you should eat it now or i'll get mad, also i will hug and and creepily rub you unprompted and spy on you in the bathroom
Anonymous No.542115619
>>542115585
Sounds based as fuck to be honest.
Anonymous No.542115740
>>542115585
That's based though
Anonymous No.542115804 >>542115849
>>542115182
>encouraging obesity
Death penalty.
>b-but
Death. Penalty.
Anonymous No.542115849 >>542115903 >>542116202
>>542115804
There's a huge difference between overweight and obese.
Anonymous No.542115903 >>542116202
>>542115849
We love a bit of huggy chub on sisters.
Anonymous No.542115990 >>542116707
>>542114642
Well, are you?
Anonymous No.542116202 >>542116259 >>542116360
>>542115849
>>542115903
>creating a slippery slope that could lead to your sister stress eating in the future because you have a fetish
Again, death penalty. No one in the first world should be more than 22 pounds over or under weight, we can afford scales and our governments print nutritional values on the food we're buying. There's no excuse.
Anonymous No.542116259
>>542116202
I don't think it's possible for my sister to get fat.
Anonymous No.542116291
>>542115585
>t.
Anonymous No.542116360
>>542116202
Look dude, when you're cuddling with a fat sister, you're entitled to a tummy pillow. And that rocks.
Anonymous No.542116707
>>542115990
I just like offering her food...
Anonymous No.542117447 >>542118641
Gotta have the nun Ashley as the next OP pic
Anonymous No.542118641
>>542117447
Baking
Anonymous No.542118768
>>542118734
>>542118734
>>542118734
>>542118734
NEW THREAD
Anonymous No.542122332
>>542088108
She's going to be a single mom in 4 years and it's your fault.
Anonymous No.542123436
>>542107620
Chinklia is yellow and smells and also probably has some kind of disease. #nevermix
(There is no Niglia pic yet so I used this one)
Anonymous No.542124859
Last for my wife Noelle. She's so pretty!
Anonymous No.542126891