Alright listen here you stupid American Fucks. Takin ya store bought meat and ya store bought bread and tossin it on a pan with some seasoning and oil and eating it does not count as "cooking".

Indian food is real food. Have you ever tasted " Sambar" ? It has 31 ingredients. You can't just randomly toss them in there you dumb fat fucks. You have to add them in a very specific memorized sequence, you have to saute, stew and steam cook at the same time. That's real food.
Chinese food is semi-real but they copied it all from us.

Western cooking is a fucking joke. This Imageboard is overrated.

I better start seeing biryani's and aloo tikka sabzi's and manchurian noodles in the catalog bro.

You boys wouldn't survive a day on an eastern food routine. You'd cry and whine about all the "work". Pathetic.