Thread 21521697

Alright listen here you stupid American Fucks. Takin ya store bought meat and ya store bought bread and tossin it on a pan with some seasoning and oil and eating it does not count as "cooking".

Indian food is real food. Have you ever tasted " Sambar" ? It has 31 ingredients. You can't just randomly toss them in there you dumb fat fucks. You have to add them in a very specific memorized sequence, you have to saute, stew and steam cook at the same time. That's real food.
Chinese food is semi-real but they copied it all from us.

Western cooking is a fucking joke. This Imageboard is overrated.

I better start seeing biryani's and aloo tikka sabzi's and manchurian noodles in the catalog bro.

You boys wouldn't survive a day on an eastern food routine. You'd cry and whine about all the "work". Pathetic.

Saar please not like that sar go easy on

>>21521697 (OP)
I've shat out more logs than you've eaten rice don't try to teach ME what Indian food is about you disgusting secondary.

Biryani may very well be the most overrated dish ever. The rice winds up dry and the meat overcooked. You'd be better off cooking them separately and serving it them with a specially prepared sauce.

>>21521697 (OP)
But I anon I have nothing to hide, I don't need all that stuff

>>21521697 (OP)
the caked on feces falling off your hands doesn't count as an ingredient, jeet.

>>21521697 (OP)
All your food looks like diarrhea and is brown, like your poop colored skin.

Seriously how do you shitjeets manage to make EVERYTHING you cook look like poo.

>>21521697 (OP)
>31 ingredients
>retarded jeet thinks adding a thousand different spices to one dish won't make it a brown, messy, amalgam of clashing flavors

Just stick to eating cow dung pies, Pradesh.

If jeets are using this board I am just going to stop using it.

>>21521732
OP is not a djiette, he's just a troll

>>21521697 (OP)
>31 ingredients
I don't fear the recipe that uses 31 ingredients
I fear the ingredient that uses one recipe

>>21521703
Too much seasonings for timmy

>>21521704
>don't need all that stuff

You been jewed son.

You need turmeric to prevent cancer.
You need lentil / plant protein
You need the vegetable essence stew, not the whole veggies themselves
You need the carbs from rice
You need the Sambar.
It's a dish named after a King, and rightly so.

I just laugh my ass off, Americans wouldn't even bother to shop for all these. Let alone cut and prep vegetables.

>>21521867
what I mean is piles of complicated spice blends and thick opaque curries are used to hide the smell, taste, and texture of feces and cockroaches. my food is not tainted and my kitchen hygiene is first world, so I have nothing to hide. I can roast a potato and pan fry a steak and I'm okay with everyone seeing it for what it is.

Injun food good
Yumm

>>21521732
good luck surviving in the world man cause there's people of all races everywhere

>>21521902
Calling jeets "people" is a bit of a stretch

>>21521697 (OP)
you'll be eating like americans in five years. (if you're LUCKY)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I1EOWNsbnLw

>>21521910
i consider them more human than you.

Indian cuisine is probably the most automatic S tier of any cuisine on the planet and no number of unsanitary street vendor webms will convince me otherwise

>>21521924
Sure, sure
Post your brown stinky shit smeared hand, ranjeet

>>21521928
>>21521924
Good morning saar

>>21521697 (OP)
SAAR THIS REAL FOOD SAR OKAY?

>>21521930
>>21521934
im not indian, so stupid shit like this wont offend me. I'm just saying, you are a piece of shit.

>>21521945
Bloody benchod basterd
I fuck you bloody bitch!

>>21521952
It must be really strange living life through charts and statistics and not seeing humans as humans. You're fucked in the head, man.

>>21521697 (OP)
Imagine being Indian lmaoooooo

>>21521697 (OP)
>I need 31 chemicals to make my rotten shit edible
Grim.

>>21521697 (OP)
>31 ingredients
And 3 of them are fly droppings, human feces, and urine.

holy based

I like making chicken tikka masala. except I add butter at the end. and I skip the chicken because it is too hard. it's just curry sauce for me rice