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/an/ - World Lizard Day!
Anonymous No.5034614
>>5034513
>Be me
>3 or 4 years ago
>wake up in middle of night
>turn around to look at clock
>it's nearly 3AM
>hear a rattling down stairs
>sneak downstairs to investigate
>see a hooded masked figure looking through drawers in the livingroom
>realise it's an intruder
>territorial instinct activated
>feel an immense feeling of spite and rage surge through my body
>creep and crawl up to intruder on hands and feet
>he can't hear me because of his rummaging through my belongings
>feel like a coiled spring, like I'll rip his head off at the flap of a fly's wing
>at couple of metres away he looks over
>leap at him as soon as he did
>don't think he actually seen me, he might of actually looked back to what he was doing
>grabbed his leg and bit him like a wild animal
>He jumps and falls over in shock
>his ankle is getting mauled by something he can't quite see
>he tries to stand up but I stand up with his leg and he falls down on his ass
>he gets dragged about the floor
>start kicking the shit out of him
>he tries to get up again kicking and crawling but I grab him in a choke before that
>realise I forgot that i'm buck naked
>think it would terrify him if I pretend i'm gonna rape him
>whisper something deranged and creepy (don't remember what it was exactly. Something really gay anyways)
>he starts bucking like a feral mustang
>gets free and bolts out the door
>turn the street lights on and got a glimpse of his jacket
>know who it was
>he knows who I am
>he doesn't know that I know, or if he does he's unsure
>mfw I cross paths with him
/pol/ - Thread 510487595
Anonymous United Kingdom No.510507332
>>510506998
>mfw can shit on yanks and they will call me cool
/ck/ - Thread 21420114
Anonymous No.21420429
>>21420124
>Thhhhaaaaaats riighht
/out/ - Thread 2802579
Anonymous No.2825274
>>2802679
>be around 10 or 11 years old
>at park
>on my own
>climb up tree and sit there enjoying the view
>60-70 year old lady with dog walks under the tree
>say hello to be polite
>her and the dog look around confused and spooked
>they look all around but never thought to look up
>old lady shrugs her shoulders and walks away at a faster pace
>dog already forgot about it

>mfw i'm the spook