>>537867605
>PORKrinde out of nowhere
Mind broken

>>535765285
>>Radiant furries
>Instantly brick your entire team unless you have a healer. Oh you do have a healer? Good job, you just unbricked one character out of 4, enjoy spending a whole rotation on fixing the rest. Whoops haha the mob just reapplied the debuff, shoulda healed faster! Stay tuned though, a certain Hydro character will solve this problem very soon :^)
Clorinde
>>Duck boss
>Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
Clorinde + Ineffa
>>Landcruisers
>Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
Clorinde + Ineffa
>>Shock Troopers
>Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
Clorinde + Ineffa
>>Wild Hunt
>Roll for 2 Nodkrainians or FUCK OFF.
Clorinde + Ineffa + Lauma
>>Crab
>Better get BLOOOOOMING or FUCK OFF.
Clorinde + Lauma + Hydro

>>535084364
Clorinde is very funny when you realize Fontaine is super corrupt and "Undefeated Duelist" just means she has killed countless innocent people who likely don't even know how to fight.

>>534818118
uh oh obesafags won't like this

>>534266386
>having a shield negates it
So does having C6 Porkrinde.

>>532071328
I'm guaranteed capturing radiance next, chuddy

>NOOOO YOU NEED TO PICK YOUR BRICKDEN BRICKGUN WITH DRAGON'S BANE EQUIPPED SO WE HAVE NOTHING BUT ELETRO AND HYDROS FOR THE INCONSEQUENTIAL BUFF THAT DEALS LESS DAMAGE THAN AN UN-MELTED MAVUIKA SPIN
>AAAAAA THERE IS LITERALLY NO CHEVREUSE OR NILOU LIKE RESTRICTION IN PLACE BUT THE TOOOOOLTIP SAYS WE MUST PICK THESE CHARACTERS
>THIS IS THE FAULT OF EVERYONE EXCEPT ME I WOULD BE RANKED ONE ON THE NON-EXISTENT LEADERBOARD IF IT WASN'T FOR THE MATCHMAKING NOOOO
This is how you sound btw