You guys won.

I wrote this post on /v/ two days ago and ended up playing 10 full games since then. All the MOBA aspects are daunting at first but luckily I noticed the Auto Queue Buy thing before my first game which made it so I didn't even have to open the shop once. Even without knowing what the hell my opponent's characters were doing I did totally fine just landing abilities and not overextending. After getting my feet wet and later watching a video explaining midbosses, urns, and slot machines everything is way less intimidating. Also, I feel right at home with the advanced movement mechanics.

I was going to uninstall after playing the tutorials, but the strong first impression the game made with the cool hideout and character select which forced me to give a real match a shot. I can see why Valve ditched Neon Prime's "cyberpunk where heckin crime is legal" direction (reminds me of SEGA's Hyenas). The Dishonored look is way better.

Dunno how much time I'll end up putting in this game but it surprised me to say the least.