***codec chirp***
>EVA: Snake.
>SNAKE: What?
>EVA: Have you ever been with a woman before?
>SNAKE: What do you mean?
>EVA: I mean, intimately.
>SNAKE: ...why?
>EVA: It may be required of you during this mission. It is crucial that your information extraction techniques are up to par.
>SNAKE: I have undergone seduction resistance- and offensive training.
>EVA: And?
>SNAKE: ...
>EVA: Snake, there have been thousands of books written on women, do you really think a simple military pamphlet can capture it all?
>SNAKE: ...
>EVA: Meet me at the cabin. I'll teach you a few moves.
>SNAKE: Can't you just tell me over comms?
>EVA: Snake, this kind of excercise requires physical participation, by at least two parties.