SCHD-chan I fucking kneel
my single green position today
the rock of my portfolio
im genuinely sorry for shitting on you when you were down, i should have supported you better.
I still bought your dips despite the divvy being months away, I hope that shows how much I love you and want to be with you forever.
No! I didn't mean it when I called you a plebbit stock! I was just frustrated, I wanted more than just 3% from you babe. I appreciate your yield for what it is now I promise.
I'm only using those other divvysluts for their yields, babe you're the only one.
its all for you SCHD, so I can own more of you