Thread 60816186

Resting Black Swan Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous >>60814798

>>60816186 (OP)
buy onon

>>60816186 (OP)
>shhh she's sleeping

panic sold UVIX call again jesus fucking christ

The bottom is in. Start slurping HGRAF.

If you're smart, you will realize the short attack on HGRAF is a gift. Accumulate.

Slurp grafefe and be happy

Everything looks like a falling knife.

We've got a long way to go.

my longs are getting raped hard... the bulls tricked us again

$YOU is bear proof also $NXT but its solar so it might dumped a lot over some news

>>60816202
You're married to a bag of a canadian penny stock. Lmao.

I just bought my 1000 shares of WeeeBULL. I’m gunna gambling on those earning next week. Chinamen magic will make it go up.

Bear trap

When line go up?

>>60816186 (OP)
>sold the top (1 minute off, but I’ll call it the top) on a spy call at 10:05 this morning
>no settled funds for 0dte puts
Oh well, I’ll take it

>$1.35
not like this...not like this.

and just like that, HGRAF will never be above $1.40 again

>went short last week
>market retard pumps on bad PPI data right up to my stoploss and then goes straight back down
>lost $500
>was intending to hold until after powell's speech
>would have made 1000$ by now if I'd shorted just one hour later
Why? Fucking why?

Why is shit falling? Did I miss something? Nothing happened to justify the line going down, this is homosexual.

HGRAF HRTsisters....

>>60816264
giwtwm

Attention GOOGLIE MOOGLIES!

I have sold it all. All 250 shares I bought in July for $170

This means that GOOGL will rocket to ATH very soon, likely spurred on by a favourable DOJ remedy release tomorrow. Remember, this is only happening because I sold, if I had held it would be crashing below $200 right now.

I did this for you Mooglies, I couldn't stand in your way with my Bogdanof curse.

>>60816261
Scam Altman said AI is a bubble.

Be honest smg
How much have (you) lost on HGRAF

>>60816251
>I believe this article I produce via prompting google gemini 2.5 pro will be of interest to you all

>>60816264
We still have the sexo line this afternoon shut the fuck up

Sold half of my CELH for 50% gain. Stick it in SGOV and will use it to add to my SCHG and SPMO when needed. Anyway, check out how weak this picture makes Europe look

>US BANKRUPTCIES SURGE PAST 2020 PANDEMIC LEVELS: BUSINESS INSIDER
This is bullish right

>>60816261
Scam Shartman rugged tech.

>>60816272
>Creating superintelligence is a bubble
Why is everyone at Microsoft so fucking stupid? Guess Grok is the future then.

>>60816279
bet the euros were once again just whining while doing nothing useful

>>60816280
Business insider is neither bullish nor bearish, since it has the same credibility as a 5-follower Twitter account

>>60816283
LLMs will not achieve superintelligence. They possess only a rudimentary form of consciousness and can't be stopped from hallucinating.

>>60816186 (OP)
this pump is so pathetic and limp dicked. we waited all week for this dicklet dump? we quite literally will close flat again. took forever just to test the SPY 640 after blowing past it on mediocre CPI (followed by nuclear PPI that the market ignored)

WHERE IS MY FUCKING DUUUUUUMMMMMP
>>60814832
top signal
>>60815426
>hgraf
>"profits"
geg

>>60816291
Coping bear lmao

Buy
Every
Dip

I should have kept my UVIX calls and SPY puts instead of longing fucking copper

Fist
My
Ass

HGRAF just halted again for like the 3rd time. Only this time the reason is: Pending News. Shorts might be trouble.

Seeing hgraf trannies seethe fills me with joy

>>60816321
Total Short Death imminent?

k-kek baggies...
:(

Oh is it "Lets all dump tech to try to figure out what else to buy, only to return back to tech when we realize its the only true growth sector" time again?

Use-ful Sum-mer Run,
Loss But On-ly A Mir-age.
chop, blood on the paw

Damn I only bought 300 SQQQ
Shoulda bought more

CAUGHT BAGHOLDING YOU, PENNY STOCK
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GOT MY PORT DOWN IN HELL
CAUGHT BAGHOLDING YOU, PENNY STOCK
AND I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO SELL

>>60816321
>>60816328
you fags wish

>>60816336
>Investing in a 15 year old failure
You serious?

Is it time to slurp PLTR? Don't @ me with the P/E ratios, nobody cares about those.

>>60816321
Kek baggie
They made about money last quarter as the guy holding 55k shares lost today

Sell SBSW

another day of me holding SOXL and it elevators down. every single time i hold this piece of shit.

>>60816275
That was the best part

SCHD-chan I fucking kneel
my single green position today
the rock of my portfolio
im genuinely sorry for shitting on you when you were down, i should have supported you better.
I still bought your dips despite the divvy being months away, I hope that shows how much I love you and want to be with you forever.
No! I didn't mean it when I called you a plebbit stock! I was just frustrated, I wanted more than just 3% from you babe. I appreciate your yield for what it is now I promise.
I'm only using those other divvysluts for their yields, babe you're the only one.
its all for you SCHD, so I can own more of you

>>60816186 (OP)
Be careful out there, the Stoners could be invading your country!

it's alright. i didn't really want to make money anyway

>>60816345
>The market's dumping for no discernible reason? Time to buy the meme stock that's leading the plunge to hell!

>>60816345
$120 by EOM
<$90 by October
It's still not too late to load up on puts.

There are FIGMA baggies out there, brutal.

>>60816186 (OP)
I knew it faggots.
I've been slowly buying sqqq since Friday.
Wait until the markets realize there won't be a single rate cut next meeting

>>60816345
Now, nobody knows when a stock will reach its bottom, but I assure you Palanthir is nowhere near the bottom.

TRUMP SAR DO SOMETHING

>PLTR
KWAB

>>60816360
schd + yieldmax = actual troon

>>60816272
>Says AI is a bubble just as OpenAI/ChatGPT's lead begins to shrink
I dislike Altman more and more.

>>60816382
Powell just looks at the binary contracts the day he wakes up on the FOMC and then just chooses the most popular option. If it's 50:50 he just flips a coin. We're going to get a rate cut as long as we collectively believe in it.

>>60816400
He's been selling his fish all along.

>>60816394
If I was all in ULTY or MSTY I would have kys'd myself
thank god for the loop, turns out it has a built in hedge kek
that being said 100% of this months divvies are going into a JEPQ position

>>60816404
Not this time. It makes no sense to cut now just because your dictator says so

>>60816360
if you aren't getting at least 10% total return in a year, you are losing money. SCHD is a dog

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

have I missed something? why are we red today?

STOP THE COUNT

this pathetic "dump" will be used as an excuse to pump us ever higher. they will say,

>"oh the market was so irrational, we just had a massive red day that means we can go up now. you know, red days only occur once every 5 days, so we get 5 days of pumping now! look how discounted it is! all those selling fears wisked away like my wife's compassion for me!"

we will unironcially close green and be up 2% by friday

>>60816411
>SCHD is a dog
Shut the fuck up, don't talk about my beautiful green wife like that.

>>60816353
>Intel is single handedly trying to keep SOXL above $25
If you haven't exited your position now I don't know what else to tell you.

>>60816414
I'm sorry, it was me
I started investing yesterday

>>60816280
Yeah this tends to happen when a bunch of people feeling lucky to be alive debtmaxx after covid makes the worst credit card debt ever and cannot pay it back because they barely could keep up when they had a job.

>>60816417
sector rotation chuddie... nvidia is literally worthless now!

the economy has been bad since i was 14 fucking years old except for 2 fucking years in fucking trump presidency what the fucking fuck
isn't it supposed to be swings and roundabouts? Not just total fucking shit all the time nearly forever?
WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN BORN AS A BOOMER AAGGHHHH

sooo uhh...what the fuck is going on?

>>60816428
>nvidia is literally worthless
god i wish that were true. absolutely pathetic. cant even break the SPY 640 support. where the FUCK is my -3% red day?!

>>60816435
Red day

That's IT
Get me the manager of ULTY on the phone right NOW

Ive never felt so bullish in my life

At least you're not a reddit or who put it all on ulty just days ago
https://www.aol.com/invested-house-down-payment-ulty-163100108.html

>>60816441
>yes hello this is minority shareholder BoyPenisLover69, why red???? my 13 shares will NOT be voting for you next time!

what are some cheapies?

Uhh HGRAF sissies.....can you come back why so low? Oh man imagine being the guy that bought at $2+

>>60816431
>except for 2 fucking years in fucking trump presidency
It’s dumping because They want to keep this from happening again

>>60816431
I mean, line has been going up for those past 14 years with slight bumps, but still very much up when you zoom out
you're just an absolute fucking retarded middle of the bell curve midwitt who's probably getting his folio wiped cause "omg I can totally outplay this market and invest in some super plebbit tranny stonks to own that nazi drumpf"
fuckin idiot

My tendies are on fire mommy make it stop aaaaaahhhhhhhhh

This is what castration feels like

>>60816461
How do you know that?

>Meta is expected to announce a new restructuring of its AI division amid internal tensions over the technology.
>Some AI executives are expected to leave, .the people say, adding that Meta is also looking at downsizing the overall AI division.
THE FUCKING AI BUBBLE IS BURSTING LIKE A NUCLEAR WARHEAD

Line will never go up again.

If a stock performs well in a red day is that a sign its gonna go boom

>>60816447
my avg is 6.02, its only 10% of my account and im getting heemed.

>>60816197
BiliBili!!

Guys the line is going back up, right?

Isn't it bearish when the 100MA (red) crosses the 200MA (gold) downwards and bullish when it crosses it upwards? Literally reversed.

genuinely about to sell some shares at a loss so the dumping stops

>>60816482
You jumped in for last week's div and held and now you've lost that and more?

Anyone else remember that one anon that said he bought Hgraf with his brothers money yesterday?

How do you think he’s doing now

>>60816493
tech has been slowly but surely sliding down for days now

please shut the fuck up. you retards forgot what a fucking dump even is. ugh.
>Dump this
and
>Dump that
NIGGA THE S&P ISNT EVEN DOWN A THREE QUARTERS OF A PERCENT THAT'S NOT A DUMP YOU LEVERAGED NIGGERS

Do you call a .6% green day a "pump?" no because youve been condiitoned into thinking pumps are 1%+ YOU WILL KNOW PAIN YOU FUCKING BASTARDS WAIT UNTIL YOU FEEL A REAL DUMP, SOMETHING YOU SOFT HAND SISSIES HAVE NEVER FELT, SO PAMPERED AND SPOILED BY THE DOOM BULL. prepare yourselves mumu shits

>>60816493
n-no I don't think so.

>>60816454
im not talking about the market, im talking about the economy in general, the market is not a gauge for the health of the economy. Real GDP growth has been a horror show since 2008. Housing costs too.

>>60816493
Zoom out

>>60816502
Hgraf at 1.18 , where are the shilltards?

>>60816500
oh fuck off it's not like today was a scheduled dump event.
ill average down on thursday maybe, might wait until next week

AHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT MY HECKIN SPYARINO'S

>>60816502
I think he's happy to have learned a valuable lesson.

if I sell cash covered puts on a stock I recently lost money on, will I get a wash sale even if I dont get assigned?

>>60816452
2 hours until the ceo does a p&a on live stream.
She can dump on my face if she wants to I'm only in for 10k.

>>60816513
Because the retards bailed out the banks. They literally took money from the domestically abused public to pay their abusers that caused the crash to begin with. The economy has been fake and gay ever since because everyone believes they will just get a bailout like intc now. This whole thing needs to be burnt to the ground.

I’m holding out for hgraf. Nothing has changed right? We weren’t duped just yet?

>>60816531
Dont worry ceo gonna dilute you for titjob capex later today.

STOP
THE
COUNT

>Own one of the few big tech stocks that's holding onto the green
>Still down over 5% overall on it

>>60816531
Q&A in two hours.

Shitstains are shorting HGRAF to no end
Im down 40% still wont sell

>>60816513
oh, yeah you're right, guess what it boils down to
niggers
seriously go look at the charts, this is very much racial as much as normies don't want to see it, others races have drastic average net negatives of contributions, far outweighing the net positive of whites
you can get into all the details you want but this mess boils down to two things
(((them))) and nigs

Wtf is this

Socialism is only good when Republicans do it????? Literally wtf is this

STOP THE COUNT

If we dump another half percent, I'm slurping a lil SCHG

what the duck is going on

damn that's one big bubble....
it ain't gonna be pretty ai bois

AND YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND

short sellers are winning and this is what you do about it? just lay there like a bunch of dogs?

buy more

I love losing money.
Evens buy more HGRAF
Odds buy more CRWV

Guys... don't look at the Bitcoin chart

>>60816557
Market pulling back, anons losing money trying to ride a penny stock pump and dump, divvies mitigating price action losses, and the possibility for the funniest V of the week

>>60816353
Are you ready to be worth less than gme baggies again?

>>60816536
Man you folks buy anything that gets posted here. I'm selling shares of a Greek fast food company that was last in operation during the late Roman empire. It's been a while since they've had earning but this stock is going to really blow up guys it's called Ekeothopapoppadoopadalous ticker (DOOP). I'm willing to sell a modest ten million of all of my shares @ $100 each

>>60816572
>BTC down when stocks are down
is BTC even a store of value anymore

So did she see prices dumped and is making an annoucement to save it from dumping? Wait a second imagine she announces a share offering.

yes buy the falling knives
what's the worst that can happen?

>Meta, $META, to downsize AI division, some executives expected to leave, per NYT

LMAO AI is already about to POP louder than the Dot Com bubble did

>>60816587
Historically, they go back up

>>60816536
oh no, who could expected this

>>60816274
Literally zero, I've only gained, mind you that I've already called out my principle so even this is just pure profits and it's going up.

i have no money to buy anything
and everything i own is dropping
help

in these trying times i have to say
kek baggies

>>60816552

In b4 cry more lib

>>60816435
-It's August. August-September statistically are bad months for the stock market.
-FUD creeping into the AI narrative, and Palantir's huge correction dragging the entire tech sector down.
-Jackson Hole symposium is in 2 days.
-The last week of July and the first week of August were just too good. We have to give something back.
Honestly, situations like this is when I DCA more into my big anchor stocks. Stop worrying about catching a falling knife, and buy the entire knife.

>>60816597
same anon same

So AI is a bubble confirmed
Should I just panic sell everything at this point?

>>60816591
historically, it takes decades to just recover
and that's the index
most of the inflated valuations will never recover

>>60816597
Sell it and buy it back later

Get out, get out, you can't be in the market. You have to get it out.

The only good stock is HOOD.

>>60816291
>rudimentary form of consciousness
Which drugs are you talking? Asking for a friend.

They posses NO form of consciousness.

It's just an algorithm using graph theory (something like that) to estimate what the next word might be and then filtered so that is doesn't tell you how to make a bomb or that people are lizards with hair.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>60816621
no
the only good stock is based O
REIT chad from yesterday said its inevitable... every top REIT will be a trillion dollar conglomerate and I am beginning to agree
I'm hoping 110 shares is a make it stack

Are you ready

>>60816624
Yeah, a rudimentary form of consciousness.

>>60816615
If you had yolo'd into the index in 1992 and sold at the bottom of the 2008 crisis, you still would have doubled your money. If you had bought at the front downward midpoint of the 2008 crisis, let's say spy1100, it would have taken 3 years to recover, not decades, and you could have dca'd the whole time

>>60816615
>>60816619
Yes Bobo people will stop buying tech products or investing in the market and everyone will invest in your 'value stock' bags

>>60816566
SCHD
FUG
XDDDDD

im -0.36% today. the pain is immeasurable

uh excuse me why is it going back up

The V is coming bobo

>>60816474
META sucks anyways, they haven't done anything successful in years.

how does JEPQ manage to hold itself together like this?
ever single one of its underlyings is down bad but it's only 0.75% down?
Sucks that it counts as straight income for (((taxes))) but it seems kinda worth it

>>60816552
Welcome as part of the nordic states, our governments owns fuck loads of critical industry. Wait, you guys also introduced VAT (tariffs)... are you fuckers trying to... go socialist?!?

>>60816627
>1963-1984
Imagine buying in 1963 and ll it did was crab until 1984. Well better than being like /smg/ and buying the entire time and watching it crab for a little over 2 decades straight. Imagine posting on smg for 20+ years to 0.00% return

>>60816642
Everyone has had their lunch, so they are a little less hangry.

An economic phenomenon is coming to pass

Can’t wait for $3 HGRAF shares.
Hope you guys didn’t fall for the shakeout.

>>60816649
I wouldn't mind a little socialism if we can get the deficit down in the process.
But too many people have too many opportunities to skim a little off the top, so that's not happening.

>>60816477
generally yes but sometimes when the rest rebound, that stock will go down

>>60816615
Historic performance is not an indicator of future performance.

>I'll let the market drop down until I get back from lunch break, then it'll probably be safe to buy in
- the entire market

Anyone else feel like Intel could pop to 50 overnight?

>>60816628
Bacteria has more consciousness.

>>60816642
>>60816289

>>60816667
Probably.

>>60816662
The wall street jews have all finished lunch and are done dumping for the day

>>60816650
Thats when reinvesting dividends really counts.

>>60816256
Shorting in this clown market is suicide.

>>60816655
$4 is my exit point, break even my port with a slight amount of profits

Did you slurp HGRAF?

>>60816649
This meme has to be inspired by him:

https://youtu.be/sLNoaF8UP-k?feature=shared&t=45

>>60816653
??

>>60816680
>>60816655
Pfff hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>60816679
>elon musks robotaxis fail, crash, and dont even drive themselves, lawsuits, carbon credits ending: stock goes up
>elon musk states anyone shorting will get nuked: stock plummets
jewlon is basically enron, touching it is trusting glowniggers with money

>>60816680
>>60816655
You may be holding for a long time.

It's over

>>60816682
Slurp on these nuts baggie

>>60816697
FAAAAAASTER

>>60816687
>>60816697
would

>>60816695
Q1 next year at best

>>60816650
>Imagine buying in 1963 and ll it did was crab until 1984.
inflation massively distorts stock returns. the market has been crabbing for decades, but everything goes parabolic after the GFC

So if/when the Nvidia bubble bursts, what happens to crypto? I imagine we'd go back down to sub-$30,000 bitcoin for a while but that's based solely on guesswork and the 2022 btc plunge from around $60k to around $16k. I don't see any sign that bitcoin price is independent of the general tech bubble going on.

I am perfectly flat today.

Another stock shilled here (GALT) is actually doing fine rn. So dont get shaken out of HGRAF and just fucking hold it.

Also bobos have loaded up on puts and wall str jews are gonna pump to fuck them today and tommorow.

>>60816717
>puts
>pennyshit
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

>CEOs are warning entry-level jobs are on the brink of extinction thanks to AI, per FORTUNE

What are they going to do with all the people going broke and can't work at all?

>>60816717
>GALT
and INFU are my stockFUs atm

>>60816717
I was just thinking about GALT
It shit the bed and everyone sold thinking it was a rug pull, then it crabbed for a bit and then it made good gains.

>>60816727
Somebody's gotta start doing all the manual labor jobs the illegals used to do

>>60816727
jobs.now
they're all here
do your part and steal a jeets gibs oday

I am 30% SPY, 30% BRK.B, 40% MMF/Bill/Ultrashort bonds.
Am I too homo?

>>60816738
are companies actually hiring people who do this

>>60816725
I talking about hgraf. Bobos are broke jeets who buy 0dtes

>>60816712
Not necessarily. I'm a cryptobull now. Maybe that's why it's the top. Maybe not. There is potential and use for Crypto. But it all needs further development, connectivity, ease of use. It is its own ecosystem, money to make more money. Lending and borrowing tokens, to loop them, to use them in trading. Maybe it's all just a giant moneyloop, but the realworld economy basically is that too.

For now cryptocoins, besides the pumping and dumping are bought so that you can trade with them on exchanges, with leverage and to gain yield with vaults and other stuff. Now stablecoins are getting traction, also to generate yield and for money transfer. Real World Assets are next and this is "big money" as it is bringing all kinds of assets on the blockchain. You can now buy or swap your crypto for SPX500 tokens which are basically SPY. So you can trade the regular market on the blockchain now too. I say trade, because it's very likely just a derivative, even though I read somewhere that it would be backed by actual stocks. The company that recently brought that online on Solana is named "Backed" I think.

>>60816717
I left GALT because i was so greedy, my smol 160k net blinded me and i liquidated everything just to lost more than 50% in other pennies. If you have money just park full port in GALT, shit is guaranteed to explode very soon

>>60816743
Theres no options on pennyshit retard

>>60816745
>>60816712

I'm not bullish for now though, rather a few years out. And not insanely, bought rather mildly. Now I'm bearish because of the state of development of crypto and general market conditions. But I'm not gigabearish. I bought crypto and I hedge it by shorting it on CFD-brokers, meanwhile I stake the Cryptos and earn interest on my shorts.

>>60816751
thanks for reminding me to check my coinbase
>fug

>U.S. birth rate hits all-time low, CDC data has shown.
>The median rent was in the US in July was $1,402, according to Apartment List.
>CEOs are warning entry-level jobs are on the brink of extinction thanks to AI, per FORTUNE
>US bankruptcies are surging past 2020 pandemic levels, per BI

We might be heading into a NASTY depression next year, holy shit lmao

>>60816742
Who cares? If they close the position that's still 1 less visa, if they hire out of the current legal resident pool then that's even better. Apply out of spite, not necessity

>>60816709
If you would have bought $1000 of shares in the Altria IPO (Philip Morris) in 1970, you'd have something like 1.5 billion dollars today. If you would've sold because of some crabbening you'd feel like an idiot.

Discount day, time to slurp

>>60816762
>Apply out of spite
but that won't benefit me

>>60816760
>The median rent was in the US in July was $1,402, according to Apartment List

It always makes me smile to see that the rent most people pay for a shitty little apartment is higher than the mortgage for my 4 bedroom house on a lake I bought in 2017 with a 3% loan

ok here we go again

Boomers aren't doing too well.

why AMD doomp

>>60816782
Reality is arbitrary, and stocks are fake.

>>60816782
Scam Altman said doomp eet

>>60815332
As foretold by meme line, did you buy the support at 1.02?

Investopedia says that quantitative easing causes inflation. I was told that quantitative easing does not actually cause inflation but instead inflates the values of assets which is also known as creating bubbles, which is not the same as causing inflation. Which one is correct?

My balls told me to buy BRK and ITB yesterday, so I did. Always listen to your balls.

>NOOOOO THE HECKIN' MARKETS ARE DOWN -.5% IT'S A BLACK SWAN EVENT
Why are you like this /smg/?

>>60816672
LLMs are math same statistics, neither of which are conscious.

Man oh Man

I just can't wait to slurp

In October right before earnings season :)

>>60816766
individual stocks outperform the market sure, but not the market in aggregate. since 1962 the S&P 500 and gold are both up 9500%. Gold is as close as you can get to the real world effect of inflation.

>>60816717
its so tiresome. just slide it down as planned and stop making it so gay bumpy

>>60816768
>minimize housing demand
>minimize Indian drivers on roads
>doesn't benefit you
K

>>60816727
just steal from the rich and sell it to other rich fucks

The whole market is being short attacked

GET ME ON THE SEX LINE WITH THE CEO I NEED 2 BREED A WHITE TRAD WIFE

>>60816793
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING GLASSES?

>>60816798
>1962
People born in 1962 are slowly but surely dying.

>>60816329
*kisses you*

>>60816793
another one said or thought that retardfren, keep your head canon inside your noodle ok?

>>60816815
This is cope.

>CNC hovering at or above $29.30 all afternoon
>Drops to $29.22 five minutes after I buy
Not that it really matters, but my bad luck is actually comical at this point.

>Trump expands 50% steel and aluminum tariffs to include 407 additional product types

More
IN
FLA
TION

whats the floor on PLTR?

are we pricing in a rate stay/hike or something?

I expressed my desire to a woman too soon and now shes not responding, I fucked up bros - why did we have to be the romantic gender?

damnit, just crash the market with no survivors, dump this market, its all bullshit anyway were heading into a multi-year bear market soon and we all know it

>>60816830
$0.01
>>60816831
Pricing in a lack of retail baggies-in-waiting even with rate cuts

>>60816834
How many dates?

>>60816828
Trump said tariffs don't cause inflation though.

>>60816830
$30, same as TSLA coincidentally.

>>60816834

I'm sorry anon but real life isn't like the rom com flicks you've been watching. You need to remain cold and aloof, ideally be present but unimpressed and they will go crazy trying to win your attention. But never let them feel like they've won, always remain distant and keep them working or else they'll get complacent.

>>60816834
Years ago I spilled my spaghetti all over the place and fucked up and told a woman I loved her at a really early stage of the relationship kek. Gave her the ick big time.

>>60816760
yeah the government needs to stop regulating housing and their stupid zoning shit. so people can live however suits them instead of paying a fortune to some blackrock kikes

>>60816840
2 really good dates, was that too soon?

Zoomies say they have sex by the second date, Am I just retarded or what?

>>60816846
kek

>>60816846
>fissile material for the price of shrimp
That is Great Value.

>>60816856
go back to pol incel

>>60816846
>The Food and Drug Administration is warning that some Great Value brand frozen shrimp sold at Walmart could be contaminated with radioactive isotope Cesium-137

Never expected shrimp to be how I got my superpowers..

>>60816856
Did she get off a lot of emotional stuff to you during conversations?

>OpenAI In Deal Talks That Would Value The Company At $500 Billion –
@nytimes

>>60816862
Fuckin got me.

>>60816848
Why the fuck is he doing this bros. I just can't believe that these morons actually think tariffs will get the deficit down after creating those tax cuts...

>>60816834
>>60816852
better is open rebuke than hidden love
proverbs 27:5

I can not ducking wait for HGRAF, 1 contract and it will explode the stock up along with shorttards

>>60816846

Indoor shrimp farmers on suicide watch

NiGRRRs look outside!


Something wonderful is happening :)

>>60816862
>it's a stepdown fission product poison from uranium itself
honestly even more on-brand...what a great value

>>60816880
Growing up he probably heard tales of how great everything was in ye olden days with tariffs, not understanding that tariffs and shitty economic policies dont matter as much when you're moving up from a low semi-industrialized base, thats my best guess

>>60816886
>Strategically important canadian penny stock is one contract away from making me rich

Today is a DISASTER I'm hitting lows not seen since AUGUST TWELFTH I want my money back

>>60816880
It's literally retarded. Those 27 billion do nothing. The only reason there was no deficit in june is because education was slashed by 80 billion or so compared to prior year. But he's losing courtcases in that regard as has to fund education again.

>>60816846
How is this even possible? Was the shrimp near a damaged nuclear reactor. More importantly how would they even know? Does shrimp commonly get the geiger counter? Maybe cause they check for radiation at the border crossings.

>>60816899
damn i actually feel kinda bad
i hope all the retards itt that bought this pulled their initial out at least

>>60816914
all we have to do is eliminate SS and medicare and cut interest rates a few cycles and literally we would have a surplus

>>60816846
will they glow in the dark?

>>60816871
We were both pretty open books on both dates, things seemed to be going well. Spoke to her last week and she's ghosted since then

>>60816883
Thanks BibleAnon, If she has avoidant attachment issues, it is what it is.

Anyways to keep it /smg/ related, anyone keeping an eye on A.I ETF's? I'm looking at BAKA/CHAT - I want to hop on the A.I bandwagon once the downtrend slows down, but A.I stocks are taking a big hit the past few sessions so we might have topped off for this cycle.

>>60816919
Stop asking questions goy.

>>60816928
why do you always spam your man whoring in the stock market thread?

PLEASE LISTEN TO ME

GRRR

IT REALLY IS ABOUT TO BREAKOUT

HONESTLY

THIS TIME FOR REAL

>>60816919
It's shrimp from an Indonesian supplier. A different shipment from that supplier, which did not go to the US, tested positive for cesium contamination. There is no evidence that US shipments were affected but the FDA is still telling people not to eat the shrimp just in case.

>bought nvidia leveraged at $142
>Proceeds to dump 3 days later from deepseek all the way to $85
>Eventually goes back to $153 and sell
>If held another week would have been $170

>bought mstr everaged at $415
>Proceeds to dump to $335 after like 3 days
>might actually get liquidated my life savings this time

I'm an expert

>>60816936
Had to be medical waste that used the same container prior.

Slurped a bit of UNHG

>>60816931
How is romance not finance related you buffoon, What are you spending your gains on you neanderthal.

I asked a finance related question, what more do you want from me.

>>60816938

Buy GRRR leveraged right this instant and sell at $25

EZPZ

>>60816948
spending?

Bunch of anons here be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpLB1-EZM7o

And that's why I like dividends.

>>60816928
Probably had another nigga crawl up her ass

>>60816717
>puts
Stock has no options lmao who sent you here?

>>60816743
>talks like an indian
Huh

Here is my favorite shrimp.
No radiation!

this dump is low effort and boring
>>60816945
becky x marriage

>>60816970

>No radiation
>NGMI

THE RSI IS GREEN, IT'S FUCKIN GREEN, WHERE IS THE MONEY!? WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THE MONEY

What's your tell for the AI bubble popping? This shit is blatantly unsustainable

It is always sad to see a baggie get stubborn and refuse to cut their losses. HGRAFsisters are going to ride it down to 0.

>>60816750
>>60816725
why do they dress like shit? honestly does anyone find this white socks and black shoes&stockings combo nice to look at?

god fucking damn it
fuck me to hell ...
i put fucking everything in this
i already lost our friends after buying in GME at 300 years ago and selling after the plummet....
we scrounged up enough and i put it everything my wife and me had on HGRAF at 2.30
i fucking KNEW i was going to sell at 10, even 5
FUCK
FUCKFUCKUCKFCUFKCUFKKEK
FUCJK ME DEAD
im sorry Tommy
im sorry Mia
goodbye

>>60816979
Where is your money? You're always the opposite of me.

>>60816778
I feel like 2025 was the year of the AI and 26 is the year of real estate and reits. People are going to pile into defensive stocks anyway and then we are both legislate stimulus to the market and lowering mortgage rates maybe probably with Powell gone.

>>60816987
Do you do any research or just blindly buy shit shilled here. Hope is not a strategy just buy spy retard especially if you have a family. Embarrassing

>>60816983
Yeah everyone is mad at Sam but he’s absolutely right it is a bubble should get profits out, GPT5 proved that it can only do so much. He got his venture capital bag anyway.

>>60816999
The guy who shilled it got quads.

>>60817000
>>60817000
>>60817000

>>60816987
Start slurping.

>>60816991
I'm just posting Mumu and Bobo however I want.

>>60816987
DONT FUCKING BLINK BECAUSE HGRAF IS ON ITS WAY TO FUCK YOUR WIFE WHILE YOU ARE BUSY COUNTING LOADSAMONEY THIS FALL

fuck vix im doing intel puts

>>60816993
How invest into reit sar

>>60816987
just do your gambles on indexes like a sane man

>>60816923
this.
never going to happen though, for the exact same reason this shit became a problem in the first place: demographics. Fucking boomers screwing everyone from beyond the nursing home.

>>60816987

I know I'm a terrible person because these posts bring me great joy :)

sexo time hgraf bros

>>60816447
Dude lol I’m tempted to use margin to get paid I can’t believe Robinhood lets me get 150% on something like this. I could get 1k a month but it’s down quite a bit so would have been net loss this month. For some reason I have never heard of this.

>>60817055
and those that got their jobs stolen by evil nerds that automated them

>>60816987
Good first draft, I like the details.
>'Tommy'
and
>'Mia'
aren't real zoomzoom names however, you need to iron that out.

>>60816588
Checked...they went down with the ship on the metaverse, but bailing out on this bubble lmao

>>60816628
its a rudimentary calculation that inputs various stimuli to follow an if/then /either/or process.

at BEST its a basic intelligence.

its is not even close to consciousness, not even a little bit.

>>60816274
$20, but that was last week lol

I think I sold the bottom. All my crapto and memestock plays bottomed out around the time powell was speaking. They're pumping on very low volume but this market is so gay and fake it'll probably just accept it. Why didn't I sell yesterday and walk away with mad gains instead of meagre gains. Why didn't I buy a lot more after libertarian day in april to ride the recovery. I am literally never going to make it and somehow even when I make 5 figures in a single trade I still feel like I got shellacked by not selling the top. This isn't humblebragging either I've just been really lucky lately after literally eating cup ramen to survive between 2022-2024.